A Celebration of Clop
Temple Waddle
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The clock on the wall ticked. Somnambula could have been perfectly happy doing her favorite thing in the world—meditation—but the tick of the clock was like a hammer on the side of her head. It didn't help that two of her kittens were tap-dancing on her bladder.
"Miss Somnambula?" a nurse called.
"That is me." Somnambula started the slow process of getting to her hooves. Nopony should have a belly as big as hers was, it was impossible for a mare to even stretch this far. "Just a bit—" Leaning forward and flapping her wings a little, Somnambula gained her hooves and waddled after the nurse.
Everything about the pregnancy (today at least) was annoying. She felt like a hippo riding on stilts. She walked—well—Somnambula's back end hadn't swayed so much since she'd put on a show for Prince Hissan.
Memories of the prince from long ago warmed Somnabula and made her current condition more tolerable.
"Ah! You're Miss Somnambula? What are you here for?" Dr. Horse asked a moment before he looked up. "Scratch that question. What's the details?"
Enjoying the unique experience of a medical professional that listened instead of looked, Somnambula began describing her condition. "I have been in a magical sleep for a thousand years. When I woke my belly was flat, but it has quickly grown."
"I see. Do you remember who the father might be?" The case wasn't unique, despite what Dr. Horse might have wished. He remembered the brave young stallion he'd seen the day before with a siren egg growing inside him.
Somnambula was ready to reply when a flashback caught her up. Nights spent with Prince Hissan and the sphinx participating in the most outrageous of sexual games. She particularly liked being buried under a condom while the sphinx filled it. The purring presence of her old lover rumbled in the back of her mind. "Sphinx."
Dr. Horse's eyes widened. "Well, that explains the size. We'll have to remove it before it grows too huge and—"
"You don't understand. Sphinx physiology works different based on the mother's species. A mare will bear kittens of pony size, who will later grow larger. Only a sphinx will bear full-sized young." Somnambula knew this because her kittens' father had told her. She remembered reclining against the sphinx after a game of fill-the-ponies-with-cum when Star Swirl had come for her.
"So," Dr. Horse said, dragging out the word to help him think of something to say. "What do you want me to do?"
"A bowl of milk and a ball of twine might be a start."
"What?!" Dr. Horse jerked.
"That was a joke. My kittens should be coming within the week. I'd like you to ensure they're all healthy." Somnambula's outlook on the day was reversed. She couldn't get the rumbling sound of purring out of her head, or the smile off her face.
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