“This is the final straw.” Celestia says with pure hate in her voice.

“What did I do wrong?!” Molestia shouts back in anger.

“I told you that you were to not lay a hoof on anypony while you visited!”

“Correction! I didn’t lay a hoof on anypony! You didn’t say I couldn’t lay a mouth on them!”

Celestia’s face is burning hot with anger. She can’t believe how she’s even related to this pony. If anything she’s nothing more than a poorly colored clone. Yet this is the final straw. For so long she’s been dealing with this pony, turning a blind eye to her bedroom antics, allowing her a degree of freedom but what she’s just done has gone too far.

“Luna is not a pony you should be doing anything with! She’s your sister for Faust’s sake!”

“You’re such a prude. Lulu was perfectly fine with what was happening after a few minutes. What’s the problem?”

“I’m sick of you! You think you can molest everypony you see but not anymore, i'm putting my hoof down!”

Molestia rolls her eyes at Celestia. What’s the big deal? It’s not like she molested a colt. That hasn’t happened in decades!

“What are you going to do, banish me?”

Celestia’s anger slips away as a calm and serene smile graces her lips.

“Yes, that’s exactly what I’m going to do.”

“You can’t be serious?! I demand a trial!”

“I’m the ruler here! What I say goes!”

“Yeah? Well you can’t banish me! I’m leaving!”

Molestia turns her back on Celestia as she walks away, her hips heavily swaying as she does so. Once she’s at the door does she stop and turn back to face Celestia.

“How about a quicky for the road?”

Molestia makes haste as a spell flies over her head. She runs out the door and slams it shut behind her. Well, she wasn’t expecting this to happen. Celestia can be such a filly when it comes to sex. Molestia doesn’t understand why most ponies view sex as if it’s a secret crime of sorts. Ever since she got her cutie mark she’s been trying her best to show ponies that sex doesn’t have to be a bad thing. In fact, it can be really fun. It’s always been an uphill battle for Molestia, but she knows that eventually she’ll get through to her ponies.

“Ma’am, we’re going to have to ask you to leave. We’re not too sure if the princess will stay in the throne room for long if you don't leave.”

Molestia looks down to the guard that spoke to her. She can see him shiver a bit in place as she lays her eyes on him. She can’t control herself as she licks her lips some. Perhaps just a bit of fun wouldn’t harm anypony?

“Wanna follow me to a broom closet?”

A large chunk of the throne room door is blasted off where Molestia’s head would’ve been if she hadn’t bent over to face the guard.

“Maybe another time.” She adds as she walks away.

Looks like Celestia will be angry for awhile. She knows it’ll take some time before that mare stops brooding over something so silly. It’s not like this hasn’t happened to her before. Molestia can remember the one time she tried to save Equestria by bedding Discord. Molestia personally counted that encounter as a win for all of ponykind, but not Celestia. She didn’t like the fact that due to their little romp, Discord’s seed gave birth to manticores, Timberwolves and pretty much every creature that calls the Everfree home. It’s not like Molestia gave birth to the damned creatures. Who could’ve guessed that Discord's cum alone could give birth to new lifeforms?

No pony knew and yet Molestia was still blamed for it. It took a few centuries before Celestia forgave Molestia, so she knows it’ll take some time before she’s forgiven again. That means one thing though, as much as she hates it, she needs to head on back to the royal castle in the Everfree. It’s the only place Celestia won’t step hoof in and also a nice place for Molestia to lay low. Molestia can’t even count the years it’s been since she last saw that place. She wonders how everything is holding up there?

“Whew! I wasn’t expecting it to take that long!” Molestia walks out of the train that arrived in Ponyville. A conductor drags himself outside while covered in sweat and shame. Molestia looks down at him with a smile. “Don’t be afraid to ask for a little fun in the future.” She says with a wiggles of her rump.

The conductor simply passes out on the platform exhausted. Molestia just shrugs and starts making her way towards the Everfree. It’s still bright and early out, so if she goes now she’ll be able to get there before sundown. This will give her some time to clean the place up. As she’s walking through the small village she also finds this place to have a nice selection of ponies that are out and about. She’ll have to stop by every so often to have a bit of fun.

“P-Princess?”

Molestia turns to the voice that called out to her. What she finds is a purple unicorn. If she remembers correctly, then this is Twilight?

“Yes, Twilight?”

“What happened to your mane and coat, Princess? You look considerably pink today. Not that it’s a bad look! No, I’m not saying that. I mean, if that’s how you want to look then who am I to judge? Not that anypony should judge!”

Molestia can only smirk as Twilight rambles on, the sweat and fear starting to weigh heavy on her.

“Molestia.”

“W-What was that?” Twilight looks at her confused.

“I’m Princess Molestia. You’ve probably never heard of me before. Celestia is my sister.”

Twilight’s eyes widen. “Celestia and Luna have another sister?”

“They do.”

“Wow! Where have you been this entire time?”

“Just spreading love wherever I go.”

“Oh? So your cutiemark has something to do with love? That reminds me of Cadance! Is it common for alicorns to have similar talents?”

“We spread love in different ways. So there aren’t many similarities.”

“This is interesting! Do you mind if we talk a bit later?”

Molestia can already feel her mouth watering, but she does have to get her home cleaned and in order before she can sample the local ponies.

“If I have the time, Twilight. Right now I’m heading to the royal castle in the Everfree.”

Suddenly the happy attitude Twilight had quickly vanished. Molestia feels her brow raise as she watches Twilight’s fur stand on end. It seems something has her spooked.

“I-I wouldn’t go there if I were you, Princess.”

The tone of her voice gives of a sense of fear of the unknown. Whatever she’s talking about is enough to put a fright in this pony. A pony that’s known for her prowess in magic.

“Why is that?”

“There’s... Something there.”

This is starting to get interesting.

“Something?”

“I don’t know what it is, to be honest. It showed up a few months ago. It came out of the Everfree and when we tried to talk to it, it ran.”

It’s not uncommon from a new creature to appear from the Everfree. Even Molestia hasn’t seen how many creatures were made on that fateful day. As a whole the Everfree is largely unexplored, so only a few of the vast collection of animals that take refuge there are known to ponykind.

“So what’s the problem?”

“There’s something wrong when you look at it. Ponies that got too close on that day got sick. We’re not too sure what it is, but that was the last time we ever saw it. A few ponies that entered the forest were found near the entrance a few days later with high fevers. Whatever that creature is, its presence alone could probably kill a pony.”

Definitely not a creature Molestia has ever encountered before. She can’t help as her mind starts to imagine all of the possibilities this creature may possess in bed. She shakes those thoughts away. Now’s not the time for her to have naughty thoughts.

“Do not worry, Twilight. If there is any creature there, I’ll be sure to deal with it.”

“Really?! That’s great! I’ll be sure to send a letter to Celestia.”

“Twilight.” Molestia grabs Twilight’s attention. “Let’s keep this between us, shall we?”

“Why?”

“I wouldn’t want my sister to worry.” Molestia lies.

“Oh, ok.”

Molestia pats Twilight on the head with a wing. She has to hide a shiver as she feels her silky smooth mane and looks upon that innocent smile. She needs to leave quickly before she loses control.

“I’ll be sure to visit again.”

“Of course, Princess! If you want to talk, I live over there.” She points over to a large tree in the distance. “It’s a library, that’s where Spike and I live.”

“Spike?”

“Yup, he’s a baby dragon.”

Molestia shivers even more. This is becoming too much. Thoughts of her past romps with dragons starting to fill her body with desire.

“I-I need to go. See you later, Twilight.”

Molestia quickly opens her wings and takes off towards the sister’s castle. Twilight doesn’t seem bothered as she gives Molestia a wave. That was a close one. Any second longer and Molestia would’ve taken Twilight right there and then, maybe even gotten her dragon into it as well? She can already feel her marehood starting to moisten.

“Finally here!”

The cool air was able to get Molestia back to her normal self. It’s been a long time since she’s been here. The entire castle looks pretty run down but a little magic can fix this place up as good as new. As she stands at the front door, she notices something out of place. There’s a noticeable lack of debris and other signs of wear and tear. Sure the castle itself is in ruins but the entire place looks clean. Almost as if something is living here? Could this be the creature Twilight spoke of?

She rubs a hoof on her chin in thought. What else could it be? She knows that most ponies are too afraid to enter the Everfree, let alone live in it. The castle is rather deep in the woods as well, so the chances of this being a pony is slim but not impossible. There’s no chance of this being one of the creatures of the forest. Most of them avoid the sister’s castle out of pure instinct. So that narrows down what is calling this place home.

Now, Molestia isn’t afraid. In fact, she’s an equal opportunity lover. Taking whatever breaths to bed. So she’s not too concerned about the threat level of this creature, as a good romp can tame even the most deadliest of beasts. She is rather curious about the sickness thing but her alicorn status makes her resistant to most forms of infection, which is great considering she’s done a lot of rutting in her long life. So the chances of this creature infecting her with whatever it has isn’t likely.

With a nod of assurance she walks up to the door that is closed and knocks on it. It’s the polite thing to do, even though she technically owns the place.

“What the hell?” A voice from inside asks. The sound of something approaching is clear as it reaches the door but doesn’t answer. “Who is it?”

“Princess Molestia. I’ve heard of a creature that resides in the forest. Can I assume that you are that creature?”

“Princess?” The creature mumbles. “If you really are a princess, then go away. I don’t know why, but for some reason I’m infecting ponies.”

“Is that so?”

“It is, so leave, I don’t want to hurt anyone.”

Molestia can hear sincerity in the creature's voice. Maybe even a small amount of regret? However, what she does know is that this creature is far more intelligent than any creature she’s met in the Everfree. Perhaps this is one of many she hasn’t seen yet but questions like that can wait for another time.

“Well, I’m far more resilient than the other ponies. May I speak to you face to face?”

There’s a bit of silence. Molestia can practically sense his hesitation.

“Are you sure?” He asks.

“Positive.”

There’s a sigh from behind the door. A sliding sound and then a thud is heard before the door opens. What Molestia finds standing before her is definitely not a creature she’s ever seen. It’s tall, really tall. She actually has to look up to see its face. When she gets a good look at him, which she can instantly tell that it’s male, at first it reminds her of a minotaur. However, as she looks closely, she finds it to look a bit more like an ape of sorts. Truly alien, not only to her eyes, but the world itself. There’s a certain sense of wrongness when she gazes upon him but that does little to deter her.

“Well, I’ve never seen a crea-” Molestia feels her eyes unfocus a bit. “I-I’v...”

Just like that, she collapses to the floor.

“Dammit.” Anon says under his breath.

So it happened again. He looks down at the large horse and then to the woods. She’s too big to carry back to town and he can’t leave her outside either. The fact of the matter is, she has the flu. Anon doesn’t know why, but whenever ponies get near him, they instantly get the flu. He can only guess it’s because they don’t have this disease on their planet and he’s effectively a carrier. For the most part he’s been avoiding the ponies out of fear of whatever virus he may or may not infect them with.

It’s a risk to bring this pony in but if she really is a princess, then having her die of the flu will be a huge problem down the line. With a shake of his head he moves outside so he can get a good look at her. She’s very pink. Her mane, even her coat is a very light shade of pink. That’s the first thing he notices but that’s not too bad, seeing as all the other ponies are different colors too, so he doesn’t know if color signifies anything in their world.

The next thing he notices is that she’s much larger than the other ponies. Horse may have been a bit of a stretch earlier, but if he had to guess, Anon would say she’s the size of a normal pony on earth. She isn’t wearing anything that would suggest she’s regal but maybe that’s normal for ponies? Speculation isn’t going to get her inside any faster. So, with a sigh he leans down and takes a foreleg into each hand. It’s going to suck to drag her inside.

Molestia groans a bit as her eyes slowly flutter open. The first thing she notices is the stone roof above her, it reminds her of the castle.

“You’re finally awake.” A voice speaks out.

Molestia slowly looks over to find the creature sitting beside her. She feels as if there’s a fog in her mind as she looks down to see that she’s covered up in a makeshift blanket. She returns her gaze back to the creature.

“W-Where am I?” She asks, her throat a bit parched.

“My home.” He answers before leaning over with something in his hand. “Drink.”

Molestia puts her lips against the cup and sips the cold water that is inside. It helps ease the dryness in her throat.

“What happened?”

Anon moves the cup and sets it down beside her.

“You have the flu.”

“What’s a flu?”

“A disease from my people. I have no idea how it’ll affect you but you’ll be bedridden for the most of it.”

“I-I’ve spent most of a life in a bed.” Molestia tries to chuckle but it comes out as a cough.

“You get sick often?”

“That’s not what I meant.”

Anon just shrugs it off.

“Well, the fact is that you won’t be going anywhere. I hope you don’t have business to attend to, Princess.”

“That’s more my sister’s thing.” She coughs a bit more.

“You need your rest.”

Anon tries to get up but feels something rest on his hand.

“W-What’s your name?”

Anon looks down at her hoof on his hand then back up to face her. What’s the harm in a name?

“Anonymous.”

“I’m Molestia.”

Anon decides not to question her odd name. Maybe that’s normal here?

“Nice to meet you.” Anon reaches over and sets a bucket beside her.

“What’s that for?” Molestia asks.

“Do ponies throw up?” Molestia nods. “Then you’re going to need this.” Anon gets up and walks to the door to the room Molestia is in. “If you need me, just call, I’ll be nearby.”

Molestia nods as she watches Anon walk out of the room. She lets out a bit of a groan as she tries to adjust herself. Her entire body aches and not in the good way. She has no idea what this disease is but she hopes that it’ll go away soon. Instead of thinking about the sickness she decides to think about Anon. He’s a rather nice creature. It’s not like he infected her on purpose. Not to mention he’s rather handsome too. She wouldn’t mind riding him through the night.

She’s been with many creatures that he resembles but there’s always something that puts an itch in her marehood when she meets a new species. Those hands of his, minotaur have fur, but he looked rather smooth. She can feel both of her lips starting to salivate as she imagines what he could do to her. For the most part there have been no species on this planet that could handle Molestia’s endurance. Most barely last a minute before they call it quites.

She can only hope that such a young and virile creature such as Anon can accommodate her. She feels a large pulse from within her head. Damn, headache, the bane of sexual thought. She was thinking about playing with herself, but this headache would only get worse. She lets out a snort of anger. Guess it’ll have to wait until she isn’t sick. Still, it’s nice to be taken care of by a strong male.

Anon is cleaning up around the castle. A few things here and there that are out of place or some of his clothes that are laying around. He does have a guest after all and being a slob will reflect poorly on his character. When he was a hermit then it didn’t matter so much but now he needs to make a good first impression. She is a princess and maybe she can help? It’s been months since Anon first came here and he would like to go home. That’s if it’s even possible.

If not, then he would like to at least have a stable means of food. Hunting in the Everfree is a bit dangerous but he’s been doing his ancestors proud. Hunting small game and gathering whatever else he needs. If he could cut that all out and maybe even talk to some of the ponies that would help with his loneliness a bit. He does like the occasional visitor. While all that would be great, he needs to first get the princess better. Molestia, what an odd name. He shakes that thought away as he uses a bucket he found in the castle to gather some water from a stream.

What is a princess doing out here anyway? Perhaps that purple unicorn sent a letter? That makes sense. Anon knows that if an odd alien came to earth, then he’d try his best to tell the government, so they could kill and dissect it before it caused too much trouble. While he’s hoping the motive isn’t the same, as being dissected doesn’t sound pleasant, he hopes that they can work something out with his presence here on their world. Perhaps he can phone home?

Anon chuckles a bit at that. With his thoughts on movies, he then fills his blood run cold. What if he can get sick by the ponies? Like, could he die? His thoughts grind to a halt. Did any of the ponies die? Anon has a tight grip on the bucket as he pulls it from the stream and walks towards the castle. He hopes that neither thought is true. Well, if it was, would a princess be here instead of her military? Do these ponies even have a military? They should have knights at the very least. That place he came across when he first arrived looked like it was ripped straight from middle earth.

Wait a second. Is Molestia Gandalf and all the ponies hobbits? Anon has his mind blown. That would explain why they’re so small and she’s so tall. Maybe she’s a great wizard of some kind? Then what does that make him? In fact, are their other creatures like elves? Elf ponies? Now that would be weird. If his logic is sound, then perhaps she actually can help him get back home but first he needs to make sure she’s alright.

Molestia hears something come into the room. She opens her eyes a bit and sees Anon coming in with a bucket in hand. He walks over to her bedside and sets it down next to her. He grabs a rag from somewhere and places it into the water. He removes it and wrings out some water and then starts to pat down the princess’ forehead, ears and even her neck. Not that she minds the attention one bit. In fact, it’s been a long time since she’s had a male take care of her in a non-sexual manner.

“What are you doing?” She asks.

“You’re sweating.” Anon says as he gently dabs her fur.

“That’s not the only place I’m sweating.” She tries to smirk but instead coughs.

Anon briefly casts his glance down to the blanket covering her, then back up to her. Covering up a furry creature probably wasn’t the best idea, but he’s not too sure how well their fur works on this world. Making assumptions about another place can spell disaster. So he’s mostly been hands off, but now that he’s taking care of one of the locals, he needs to make sure he doesn’t screw up.

“I guess it’s only natural.” Anon states as he removes her covers.

Molestia has a brow raised as she watches Anon dip the rag into the water and wring it out again. Even if she doesn’t have her magic right now, Molestia is able to sense the arousal of creatures around her. That arousal tends to hit its apex when she’s around, but this creature doesn’t seem to mind her company in the slightest. It makes her wonder if his species even has sex. That concept alone makes Molestia feel sick or maybe it’s the flu?

Either way, everything in Equestria has sex. Even the creepy plant creatures do. Molestia can feel her marehood tingle at a few old memories.

“You must’ve been sweating a lot to smell like this.” Anon says.

Smell? It takes but a moment for Molestia to understand what he’s talking about. He can actually smell her maregoodies? That scent alone is enough to cause orgies to any ponies around that smell it! Yet he thinks it nothing more than her sweat?! There’s something horribly wrong with this creature. Molestia feels her thoughts stop as Anon places the rag on her chest as he starts to clean her up a bit. He’s extra gentle with what he’s doing. Each dab he makes, he slides the rag softly to one side to complete the action.

The coolness of the rag makes Molestia feel better. Her entire body feels hot and bothered, not in the good way either. So having something cool on her fur feels great.

“How are you feeling, Princess?” Anon asks.

“Please, just call me Molestia.”

Anon really doesn’t want to do that. It’s weird saying her name. He’s sure it doesn’t have the same meaning like on his world but it still feels like an insult to call her that.

“Do you mind if I call you Molly?”

Molestia feels a smile on her lips. It’s been awhile since she’s had a nickname... At least a normal one. Being known as the ruler of lays isn’t much of a nickname and more of a title.

“I don’t mind. May I call you Anon?”

“Sure. So how are you feeling?”

“The rag is helping. I must say I’ve never felt like this in my entire life. My skin is rather sensitive.”

“It’s common for my people when they get sick.”

That gets Molestia’s mind thinking about other things than sex.

“Speaking of people... Where do you come from?”

“Earth.”

“I’ve never heard of that place in Equestria.”

“Yeah, that’s because it’s a different planet.”

Now that gets Molestia to raise a brow. As silly as it sounds, there are many odd things that take place in Equestria, so a visitor from another planet isn’t too farfetched. It would make sense that he isn’t a creature from the Everfree. He has a look about him that doesn’t quite blend well with the world around him. It’s a small but noticeable trait about him.

“Is that so? Do you have a ship of some kind?”

Anon shakes his head with a laugh. “I wish. I just suddenly appeared on your planet. No rhyme or reason.”

“That certainly is an odd thing, Anon.”

Anon nods. “Yeah it is... To be honest, I was hoping that you would know how to send me back. I know you’re sick and all but I just want to know if I should worry about something like that?”

Molestia understands now. He thinks she’s the ruler of this place. While it’s true she does have some leeway in a few things, most of the work is put on Celestia’s withers. Molestia was never one for politics and left all that boring stuff to her sister. Sending this creature back to his home? Sadly even Molestia knows that’s not possible. It doesn’t matter if all the alicorns on Equis were to pool their magic together, it still wouldn’t help. She has no idea where his planet is. That’s if he even came from another planet. There’s a chance he came from a different timeline or even universe.

There’s too many factors that no pony could account for. So with the sad truth, she must tell him how it is.

“No pony has the power to send you home. Finding your planet in the great unknown would take mega-annum. I’m sorry, unless your people are immortal, there’s no way to send you back.”

Anon isn’t surprised. Even he knew there was a slim chance of him going back home. Molestia is right. The universe is too large for them to find his planet. Sure, maybe his planet is just the next solar system over or maybe it’s at the edge of the universe? He doesn’t know, he can’t know, so wasting his thoughts on it is not going to help him.

“Thank you for being honest.” Anon reaches over to the blanket and covers Molestia up again. “You still need your rest.”

Now that he mentions it, Molestia does feel a bit tired. She can only nod slightly as she feels her eyes start to close. Once Molestia is asleep does Anon leave her alone. He walks out of the room and gently closes the door. He takes in a large breath and shakily lets it out. He’s never going home. He feels his teeth clench together as he holds back his tears. This is where he’ll die. In a world so different from his own. A place where his very presence can make others sick. He chuckles a bit in sadness.

All he’s got is the princess. Even he knows she’ll have to leave once she’s better to return to running her kingdom. This castle is his prison and he can only hope that things in the future work out for him.

Author's Note