Where the hell am I oh yeah...
Stupid fucking 6 crystal wielding double two timing lesbian sist-Oh heeeyy didn't see ya there welcome to my story where I explain why I'm in stone and all that random jazz about how I got here the mistake that they di-*CRK*...*CRACK*...*SMASH*
Oh hey look kids, and what was that cracking sound earlier.The small class of 'children' walked over to the statue of Discord one long painful lecture (that I can't block my ears to not hear. Ya know bein' a statue an' all) later. The tiny class came over to...heh...yours truly...Me...you may be asking what's so special about this little bastard that got turned to stone by the peo- ponies (still mess up on that. Oh well. There might be a spell to fix that.) Well the class that was on a field trip came over to me and...of course there's that one class that doesn't know 'bout li'l ol me. That's strange... There's a lot of chaos magic ememinating from someo-pony (Ahem) in this tiny crowd. Now who is it. If I remember correctly it's Th-
"Applebloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle don't climb the statue or you'll get detention!" The lightish-red pony ((In Spartan armor) Get it! Iz vury gud reference) otherwise known as Cheerilee interrupted my little speech of awesomeness (and mlg...ness...that's all I got) to get The Cutie Mark crusaders off of my statue.
"Now you little pony's are probably wondering who this is. He/She is known as The Creator/Sculptor/Admin or GModder (I still haven't figured out enough of what that last name means in order to tell my class) He/She is also the Uncle/Aunt of the two co-rulers of this land. The Uncle/Aunt of Princess of the sun Celestia and The princess of the moon Luna." Light-ish red pony who's name escapes my mind waited for a few seconds before asking if there where "Any questions?" Wait for it...and there goes all of the hooves of the little foals in the class up in the air.
"Why are you not saying one gender?" Applebloom...I think...asked.
Light-ish red mare responded after thinking a little on how to answer Appleblooms question."It was because everyone in awhile The Creator would 'create' a different body and change into it so He/She doesn't have a true gender that we know of with all of the body switching He/She does." A sigh escapes the Lig- I remember it's Cheerilee or Cherile or...eh I'll use my powers of the internet to remember later. "This is gonna be a loooong day of teaching." I heard that. She's lucky only I heard that, and that she said it under her breath. "Oh. Look at the time we best be off we don't want to miss the train back to Ponyville now do we class." A large amount of sighs and groans exited the mouths of many little foals these last few seconds.
Hmmm...What to do What to do...Ooh i know i ca-(*POOF*)What was noise? I-Is that a statue of my two granddaughters? Celly&Lulu...OH NO! IT IS. WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON DISCORD I'LL GET A NOOSE AND HANG IT AROUND HI-I was interrupted of my little member tantrum by the little. Okay big explosion of rainbows in the background of. I thiiiiink that's PoonnyyVillee if I'm not mistaken. Yeah that's Ponyville.Ooh look it's the rainbow laser...that's...coming my...way...oh shit.That was the last thing I well me Reply and Lulu ever thought of when it hit us with its amazing power. I think I heard a taste the rainbow motha fucka from somewhere meh must of been my ears playing tricks on me. Well Hheeelllooooooo WORLD HERE I CO-