Mating Season

I am Anon a human in Equestria ive seen weird things but non of them like this.

This is my story for survival next to my brother Anony Spike and Big Mac this is a month later im going to tell the horrors that ive been through it was tough but we did it.

Well here we go.

A MONTH EARLIER.

-Thanks again Anon i really needed this vacation- said Twilight.

-Dont mention it- as i said goodbye to Twilight i went home with ma bro.

-Sup- he said while playing Battllefield 1.

-Hey man- i responded i went to the kitchen to make me a sandwich and waile a ated it i said.

-Hey man my turn-

-Ok- he paused it and went outside.

-Lets see what i can do-

2 HOURS LATER.

-AAAAAAAAHHHHH- i heard Anony yelling he entered the room and slamed it locked.

-WOW, you scared the shit out of me man whats wrong?!- i asked.

-IM TELLING YOU MAN THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE MARES-

-What are you talking about-

-IM TELLING YOU MAN THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG-

He was freaking out i had to do something to calm him down beacuse he was already packing the most important in his back pack.

-Ok tell you what were gonna walk out there with out making any noise-

-Ok- he seemed more calmed.

-But with out making any noise Okay?-

-Sure buddy- just when we walked out i fucked up.

-WOW IT FEELS GREAT OUT HERE- sudenly a group of mares came out of nowhere saying -MINE-.

-WOW- the both of us entered back in the house.

-OK YOURE RIGHT THERE IS SOMETHING DEFINETLY GOING ON HERE- i was really scared i though it was the end until my bro said.

-QUICK THROUGH THE BACK DOOR- we came crossing in front of Twilights castle while Spike came out of it yelling my bro went and got him while Twilight said.

-SPIKE I NEED YOU- we didnt listen and saw Big Mac running and thats how we made the group.

Still we didnt knew what was going on.