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                    The pony adventure                     
                   -by RaptorCreations-                    
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                         Chapter 1                         
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Chapter 1
Once on a summer day. The ponies were all outside playing a round of basket ball with the harlem globe trotters (get it because they ponies aND ITS THE HARLEM GLOBE TROTTERS HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY™ XD). So as they played the purple one dropped the ball as she sensed a tense swap coming. "what is it purple pony?" asked the country one. The purple one squinted in fear of the next tense swap. It was coming sooner than she could think. But before she could ponder on it any longer a loud scream was heard from rarity. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" she screamed. "DAMNIT RARITY WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING THE LETTER A SO MANY TIMES?!?!?!!?!?" replied the country one. "I got hit in the fa-I mean muzzle and it really hurt." rarity explained. "wowie kazowie yippity zippity rarity! how'd you do that?" asked pinky.
"Idk™  :raritydespair: https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritydespair.png"
"jimminy jeeps! We gotta skippity skip you to a hospital!"
so they all said bye to the harlem globe trotters (its still so funny) and rushed her into emergency.
~time skip~
The doctor who was the country ones little sister who had been shoe horned into the story appeared. "It seems as though your rarity is going to die."
the rainbow one cried "what?! no she was my lesbian lover!" they all looked at her. "gASP!" said AppleJack (the country one finally learned her name) "YOu're a queerosexual!!" Rainbow sweated nervous. "What no I meant she is my best friend hehe" Applejack squinted then smiled "Oh okay! thought one of them muslicians got to you! those muslicanos with their sombreros and their bombs. Don't worry trump gonna take care of it™." She then patted rainbows back as her "make america great again" pin glared into rainbows eyes. "doctor is rarity going tom be okay?" asked flutterfly. "I don't know. Her fa-I mean muzzle got hit really bad with a basket ball what she needs is some support, love and a $30000 surger-"
"nuh-uh!" exclaimed flutterfly "thats too much money!" "but flutterfly she's our friend!" said the purple one. "A new friend is free!" the purple one looked at flutterfly
"Thats not how friendship works™ ."
"do you have 30000 smackaroos?"
"no but-"
"mhmmm exactly lets go get a new friend thats $0.00."
the main 5 left after that. Meanwhile rarity had actually gotten hit with a radioactive basket ball and died of radiation because that is not how you get superpowers. But then a magical fairy blew in and tooted in her face and she was given super powers.
"Now use your powers for good rarity!" she explained
"PEsKY BEE!" rarity yelled and swatted at the fairy. She then jumped out the window to go beat up some fake ass friends.