Cupcake & Bubblegum BFFMTF

"Bubblegum!" I whispered in her ear.

"CUPCAKE!" She whispered back, "how many times do I have to tell you. DON'T WAKE ME UP AT 0:01am!"

"But it's a new day Bubblegum" I reasoned with her, "anyway I have something important to tell you..." I paused to let the effect settle in, "I have done something that I regret and if we don't destroy the evidence, well... I've said to much, just come." Bubblegum got up and followed me down the lift while drinking some coffee. "SHHHH, they might hear us soon slurpy sounds!"

"Sorry" Bubblegum whispered back. We walked in hushed silence through the quiet town of Ponyville until I spotted a stallion in a black suit.

"Bubblegum. Quickly hide!" I said while shoving Bubblegum into a rubbish disposal container. The stallion walked up to me, "Hi stallion guy what brings you to Ponyville?"

"That is strictly confidential information but I have come here to ask you the same thing" He said in a deep voice.

"I'm totally not doing something suspicious at all !" I grinned, "So you best be on your way ok?"

"Eeyup" the stallion said as he walked away.

"What was that about?" Bubblegum said as she hauled herself out of the dump. I stifled a snigger as I saw a banana piece stuck to her mane.

"It was nothing at all. I might tell you later though." I said quickly. "Anyway follow me. We're going to the Everfree Forest!"

"Really well ok" Bubblegum agreed. So we trotted to the Everfree Forest and all the while I was pointing things out to Bubblegum.

"Oooh camouflage pressure plate. Careful, hidden pit. Don't step on the spikes!" I said while dancing around the traps.

"It's not fair!" Bubblegum complained, "how come you get a Cupcake Sense and I don't?"

"Beeeecause... I'm special!" I said. "Quickly somepony's coming. Hide in the mud" I gestured towards a pool of mud.

"Fine" I heard Bubblegum grumble as she slowly sank into the mud and took a reed to breath through.

"Hello Cupycakey! What brings you here!" A mare in black said.

"I am doing nothing out of the ordinary at all. So continue on you assignment." I said with and extra wide grin.

"Okie dokie lokie agent sprinkles!" The mare giggled as she bounced away happily. Bubblegum gasped for breath as she rose out of the mud.

"Cupcake! Why mud?!" Bubblegum growled while brushing the mud off most of the mud from her coat. I saw the mud still stuck to her back.

"Bubblegum, the building is this way." I said gesturing for her to follow.

"But we're in the middle of the Everfree Forest. We're miles away from any buildings!" She said angrily

"Bubblegum, I have to tell you something." I said in a hushed voice, "I'm a secret agent working for PON-E standing for Preventing Overall Neutralisation of Equestria. And I did something I regret during a mission and they noted it down on my files. If the inspector looks through my files he will kick me out and erase my memories of PON-E! So I have to burn the file and get our without anypony noticing and I'm good."

"But PON-E is just a conspiracy theory made by crazy ponies!" Bubblegum argued.

"No. It is real and I'm in serious trouble. So are you going to help me or not?" I said in my most serious voice ever.

"Ok." She sighed.

"What are you waiting for then? A cupcake? The HQ is this way!" I said dragging Bubblegum behind me. We galloped deeper into the Everfree Forest and found a small green building with PON-E engraved on the door. "Let's go in!" I accidentally shouted and bucked open the door. An alarm started to sound. "Bubblegum! Fly up there and press the button to turn off the alarm ASAP."

"Ok." She said nervously looking at the swinging saw blades and the spike shooters.

"GOOOOOOO!" I shouted at Bubblegum, and she instantly flew up. She dodged and swerved around the first 2 saw blades, then she flew under the third narrowly missing the spikes, and out of nowhere another pair of spikes hit Bubblegum and bounced off. Bubblegum reached the button and hit it. All the dangerous things instantly disappeared and the annoying alarm turned off.

"Cupcake. Why did the spikes bounce off me when they hit me?"

"Uuuuum... Non-lethal spikes?" I shot her a giant guilty looking grin. I could see the paint splotches that the spikes left and the rest of her. She looked ridiculous! "Bubblegum follow me!" I said, pointing towards the trapdoor.

"Fine." She glared at me. I must have annoyed her, oops. We hopped down the trapdoor and found ourselves in a room full of paper.

"Bubblegum, you look at the files over there and I look over here." I said while trying hard not to laugh. Bubblegum looked through the files on the other side of the room, what she didn't realise was that every time she touched a piece of paper, the ink rubbed off onto her hooves! "I found It!" I shouted, "now, we burn it," and I took a lighter and brung it to the file, the paper burst into flames. "Oh no!" I gasped, "they are coming, we're doomed!" We heard hoof steps above the trapdoor, the trapdoor creaked open. Bubblegum looked horrified at me.

"APRIL FOOLS!!!" The ponies shouted while holding a mirror in front of Bubblegum.

"I look like an absolute mess" Bubblegum laughed, "just one thing. It's not April it's March! The 28th!" All the ponies looked confused.

"But the town clock says it's April the first!" I said.

Suddenly Rainbow Dash flew in and yelled. "Got ya! I changed the clock to April just to cause a lot of pranks!" RainbowDash doubled over in laughter while flying. We all looked at Rainbow and started to laugh.