The Conversion Bureau: Mercer Virus

Matthew Brewer picked himself up unsteadily, thick blocks of keratin as hands and feet, and being quadrupedal, was not in the man's instinct or knowledge. Then, realization slapped him in face and socked him in the groin... he... was...a....fucking...Eathy pony. He exploded in rage, filthy thoughts echoing in his head, shaking his soul to the very core. His hooves pounded the ground, earth splitting under the massive strength of his hooves impacting the soil. Heavy pants resounded through the grassland, wisps of Mercer Virus Biomass swarmed across him, and soon the pony was no longer a pony,  Matthew was human again! " What the fuck?" Deadpanned Matthew as he looked over himself, joy seeping into his head from the sudden realization  , that he could become human again.

" Wait, can I ?" Matthew wondered as he tried the theory that suddenly popped it's way into his head, as he suspected, it worked! He could transform in between his pony and human form, he transformed into pony form, and began to gallop away, looking for the pony that transformed him. As if on cue, his vision went red, and a white pulse went across the ground. Making Matthew clutch his head, " What the hell, am I see goddamn sonar ?" He willed for the sonar-like vision to come back, and it did just that. Except this time, the sonar came back to him, the man put two and two together and guessed that the object the sonar was bouncing off of. Was the pony that converted him, he galloped faster to the location, going nearly 70 MPH, much to Matthew's thrill, while using his sonar vision.

He soon found his target, inside a small town by the name of Garden Gait, apparently near Canterlot, he galloped into the small town, sonar vision going off, bringing him closer to his target, untill he finally saw the pony walking alongside a mare, on the sidewalk.

Hmmm, must be that asswipe's bitch, I'll make her suffer too. Matthew, testing his powers, jumped up, over the couple, and landed in front of them, creating small cracks in the concrete where he landed.

" Oh, hey, hello there! You feeling great now, because I'm the one who- HAUK!" The last word was cut out as Matthew's hand shot out, and grabbed the stallion by the throat, the other hand smashed down upon the mare's head, caving the skull in, and causing the eyeballs to pop out, trailing nerves and blood behind them, her crumpled body fell to the ground, blood pouring out of her eye sockets. The stallion began to cry, sobs cut off by the strong hand grabbing his throat.

" What the fuck is your name ?" Demanded Matthew, words dripping with venom, seeding fear within the Stallion.

" P-p-p-pepper ssss-s-s-s-s-auce." The yellow coated Unicorn croaked, gasping for air.

" Good, now I'm going to take that lantern post over there, shove it up your ass, and cut your throat till you look like a fucking cherry Popsicle." Matthew stormed over to the lantern post, Pepper sauce still gripped within his hands. The angry man ripped the pole out of the ground, threw the lantern off, and held it upright between his feet. He then grabbed Pepper Dance, and positioned the stallions asshole right above the pole, and threw him down upon it.

The unicorn screamed in pain, but was soon cut off as the pole speared through his intestines, went through his stomach, went up his esophagus, and came out his mouth, jamming into the roof of his mouth. His entire body was filled with agony, then Matthew slit the Stallions throat, and cut the back of his neck to shreds, causing blood to pour all over his body, untill he was completely red.

Matthew walked away from the town, ponies looking shocked and sick at the event that had happened, vomit went flying, the iron smell and taste of blood ran through the air, it's red tendril's filling the airway's of all. Nopony chased after Matthew, scared that the man would do the same, or worse to them.

As Matthew walked away, he looked at the pony impaled on the pole, still clutched in his hand, he lifted the body to his mouth like a Popsicle, and began to eat, big, meaty chunks of raw flesh from the stallion. " Hmmm, tastes like cherry." Matthew thought to himself, strong teeth and jaws cutting through the tough flesh, as if it were made of soft fruit.

Princess Celestia sat upon her throne, looking out upon the great hall of Canterlot Palace, it had been a celebration, all of Earth was consumed and now under her reign, and all Humans had been converted. Which meant more servants, and power for her, which meant she could take over Odinson's land in the far north of Equestria.

However, her short moment of joy was ended abruptly as a courier, bursted through the door, and ran for Celestia, letter held firmly within the MailColt's jaws. " Princess Celestia, urgent news from Garden Gait! A pony transformed into a human and killed two ponies. Vanilla  Cream, and Pepper dance, the human ate Pepper Dance!"

Celestia's heart filled with dread, a filthy human was in her kingdom, she could not have this. " What does this human look like ?"

" Well, when he was a pony, he has a jet-black coat, blood-red mane, red eyes, and some weird human-religion symbol as his cutie mark, and as a human, he's Caucasian, brown hair, grey eyes, a white hoody, with a black Leather jacket, with the same symbol as his cutie mark on the back, and blue jeans."

Celestia turned away from the courier, and walked through the halls, to find Shining Armor. This human is going to pay, I didn't waste so many pony lives to get the barrier to expand and kill humanity, only for one to come in and ruin it all. Celestia thought, face twisting into a wicked smile.

She pushed open the door to the guard barracks and shouted. " GUARDS, MEET ME AND MY SISTER IN THE GARDENS, AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! WE'VE GOT A HUMAN IN EQUESTRIA!"