Twilight Doesn't Sparkle

by SuaveJelly

Rating: mature
Tags: Second Person, Romance
Length: 2455

She really doesn't.

What happens when a guard runs into a starving vampire pony? Who knows… Perhaps a silly one shot written by a terrible author crops up! [Secondperson fic]

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-26 00:44:02 UTC

Love at First Bite

Twilight Doesn’t Sparkle

Warning: blood is involved. Not gory nor violent.

You swore it was too quiet in the forest today.

You scent the air, but it only smelled of damp earth. Your ears swivel about, but you could not hear even the idlest peep of birdsong. With a sigh, you trot forward into the clearing, quietly lamenting your job as a forest guard.

You take to the air, slowly circling about. This forest was far from the Everfree and was much less dangerous, but every now and then a ferocious predator could be found lurking far from the border. Thankfully, the Princess’ magic allowed guards to easily repel such threats.

You lazily hope that something more exciting would happen today. The protection of two demigod alicorns often meant that few threats would actually be dangerous. Even then, the Elements of Harmony have been quick to act in almost every situation. It made guard duty a very boring job... Not that you wanted it to get too exciting! But..

You let out a sigh as you continue your routine scouting. Probably nothing will happen today... Just like every other da- wait, what was that?

You make out a dark figure staggering in the shadows. It moves quickly, but was hindered by a limp. It stumbles into a dark cave, shaded by a thick canopy of trees.

That... was unusual. It could be a creature that was hurt, or it could be a predator. Both cases needed to be dealt with quickly. You let yourself smile slightly as you spiral downward to land, perhaps today won’t be so boring after all.

So... hungry...

So.. tired....

Twilight Sparkle could not help but let out a slight whimper, small burns covered her entire body, and he leg was especially charred, making it painful to walk on. Tears fell from her eyes as she slumped against the cave wall, covered in shadow.

This.. was the end...

Goodbye my friends..

Goodbye Celestia...

Whoosh

W-what was that?

You land as quietly as you can, but still let out a gust of air as you quickly back winged to stay upright. You curse your luck, if there was a predator inside, it now knew you were here. You quickly step behind a large tree and peer carefully into the cave, listening closely.

Is... is that.. weeping?

“Hello? Is anyone there?”

Twilight Sparkle jumps and edges away from the entrance.

“Please... stay away!” she croaks out.

“Are you hurt? Don’t worry, I’m here to help you.”

Twilight makes out a medium built pegasus moving out from behind a tree.

“Don’t worry, I will not hurt you,” he says, soothingly, approaching the cave.

“N-no! Please!”

He calmly walks towards Twilight, who shuffles backward in panic until she hits the back of the cave. Twilight whimpers in fear. It wouldn’t be long before the pegasus discovered what had happened to her, and when he did... She shuddered, and curled herself into a ball, covering herself with her wings.

It was dark inside, but your vision slowly adjusted as you walked deeper into the cave. It wasn’t too large, but it was big enough to house a middle aged dragon. It did a good job of creating shadow from the sunlight. You glance backward, it was a good ten meters or so from the mouth of the cave, and you were probably only half-way through. You squint as you try to make out the trembling shape in the back of the cave.

Were those... wings?

And... that foreleg is seriously burned!

You canter forward quickly, but skid to a halt at what you see.

Sweet... Celestia...

A vampire pony...

Who was cowering in fear?

You move closer, curiosity getting the better of you. Most vampire ponies would strike the instant they found prey. The fact that you have not been attacked and sucked dry was very strange...

“Hey,” you venture, uncertain. “Hey, are you alright..?”

“Y-ye... no... I am not alright,” she says quietly, between sniffles. “You shouldn’t be here! I.. I could hurt you, and I would never forgive myself!”

She quickly devolves into a series of hacking coughs, and you quickly move forward, opening one of your saddlebags. You push aside her wings and, watching for her fangs, tip a container of water to her mouth. She drinks greedily from it before pulling away, gasping for air.

“You need... to go!” she says, pushing you with her burnt leg, causing her to wince.

“No,” you say firmly, opening up your first aid kit. “You are a pony in need, and you are far from dangerous as far as I can tell. I will remain here and give you aid until I can take you to the unicorn hospital in Canterlot.” You gently grab her burnt foreleg. “As it is my duty, I will leave no pony behind.”

You work on her burns, but the salve does nothing. Despite this, you tirelessly bandage her as she watches you with slitted, ruby eyes, leaning against the wall.

“T-that... won’t work...” she says quietly, whimpering quietly in pain. “I... I’m not a pony now.”

“Hush, of course you are a pony,” you say, looking at her in the eyes. “You have yet to attack me, and you are just as rational as any one of us. We will get you sorted, I promise.”

Her stomach grumbles quietly as she whimpers in pain.

“N-no...” she says, quietly. “To.. heal.. I need... I.. need.”

She looks at you with tears in her eyes.

“Yes..?” you say, quietly encouraging her.

“I.. Ineedyourblood,” she says, her voice barely a whisper.

She winces, almost as if she was expecting a blow, but she looks up only to encounter your thoughtful expression.

“Will it make you travelworthy?” you ask, trying really hard not to think about the foolishness you are getting yourself into.

“Y...yes? But.. only at night.. because.. well..” she says, flustered.

“Because you sure don’t sparkle in the sunlight,” you say with a grin.

You take a deep breath to steady your hammering heart, nerves almost getting the better of you.

“O-ok..” you say, voice starting to tremble. “L..let’s do this then... How do you want me?”

She looks at you uncertain, managing to look worried despite her exhausted and hungry expression. “Are you... sure?”

“N-no...., but, I’m pretty sure that getting you to the hospital quickly is our best shot...” you say, gritting your teeth to quell your nerves as you edged towards her. “J-just... Make it quick?” You shoot her a nervous smile.

This time, it was her turn to look thoughtful, and she gives you a small smile.

“You know... I could make this easier for you...” she says, slyly. “But you have to give me your consent.”

“Alright. As long as I don’t end up... well... dead...”

“Just tell me to stop if you want me to, alright?”

You only give her a quick nod as she creeps towards you. She gently pushes you backward until you were lying on the floor, wings outstretched, and she slowly climbs over your body, her lips grazing your neck.

You clench your teeth and screw your eyes shut, expecting a lancing pain. Instead, you feel her sensually licking your neck, tracing it up to your jaw. You gasp involuntary at the unexpected sensation. You try to speak, but she meets your mouth with hers, kissing you gently, taking care not to prick you with her fangs.

She presses her body against yours, covering you with a pleasant warmth. Your wings twitch as she presses her uninjured hoof against your sensitive wingbase, massaging it gently.

Oh... by Luna’s illustrious mane, she knows what she is doing.

You moan appreciatively into her mouth, and you feel her lips shift into a smile. She parts her teeth carefully, and you find yourself wrestling her tongue with yours. You wrap your forelegs around her in a passionate craving, taking care to avoid her wings.

It’s been too long since I held a mare this way...

Your body starts reacting, and you feel a pressure in your groin. She breaks the kiss, and smirks knowing at you, grinding against you slightly, making you clench your teeth and groan.

“A-are you sure-?”

“Shh..”

She leans in to silence you with a kiss and nibbles at your ear.

“Thanks for doing this for me...” she whispers into your ear, as she draws her hoof across your sensitive stallionhood.

“L-likewise,” you manage to gasp out as she teases you, making her grin.

She begins to grind herself against you, moaning as she worked to pleasure herself. You feel something damp beginning to wet your flesh as she rubs herself against your shaft. You reciprocate her previous attentions, and gently massage her wingbases, making her wings snap outward. She lets out a high pitch whine as you stimulate her, and she accelerates her motions against your abdomen.

She slumps forward suddenly, twitching, and you hold her against you as she rides out an unexpected climax of her own. You feel a small trickle of fluid splash against your lower body as she moans quietly into your neck. As she comes down from her orgasm, she nuzzles you affectionately before pulling away.

She slowly stands up, her ruby eyes glinting with more than one visceral hunger. Her horn lights up for the first time to guide your shaft to her slit, and you shudder as she teases you with her moist opening.

“O-oh...” she moans. “I really want you now.”

You give her a nervous smile. “A-are- you?”

“Shush.”

She kisses you fiercely, this time not caring if she cut you with her fangs. You feel her fangs prick your lips and the inside of your cheek, but the pain was drowned out by pleasure as the mare simultaneously began to lower herself upon your stallionhood. She greedily licks the inside of your mouth, drinking the small trickles of blood as you groan. You were lost in bliss, her moist opening slid around your flesh easily and twitching around you. She breaks the kiss as you hilt inside of her, your entire length consumed by her warm, moist opening. She breathes deeply for a moment, simply massaging you with her powerful inner muscles, making you screw your eyes shut and whimper in pleasure.

“R-ready?”

You nod, unable to open your eyes. She sets her sharp fangs against your neck, and you wince.

She bites down hard, and you howl in pain and pleasure as she begins to ride you with a primal ferocity. You wings beat helplessly against the ground as you twitch against her, helpless in her hold as she writhes against you with ferocious passion. She presses her healed hooves firmly into the base of your wings, causing bolts of pleasure to travel down your spine. You feel your stallionhood plunging into her depths, and despite the pain, you feel a building pressure in your abdomen that meant only one thing.

“I-I’m!”

She only bites you harder, guzzling your blood as it quickly pumps from your flesh in quick spurts, only aided by your frantically pounding heart. She quickens her pace, rocking against your body as she moans against your neck, approaching her own peak.

She releases your neck to let out a scream of ecstasy as she finds her second release, pushing your cock as far as it could go inside of her. She slumps against your chest as you twitch inside of her, reaching a dizzying peak yourself. You lather her insides with your virile seed, moaning as she clenches around you, instinctively milking you for every last drop.

The world slowly goes dark as the blood loss and exertion finally catch up to you. You dimly feel your partner tenderly licking your neck wound as you fall into a peaceful darkness.

You wake up, dimly aware of a faint beeping sound. It was so white. Were you dead? What... happened...?

You come to with a start as the events that happened suddenly flood your mind. Where were you, what was that sound, what happened to that mare!?

You try to get up, but a thick bandage wound itself over your neck, restricting your movements. You test your lips with your tongue, and find that they have been healed by time or magic. A burst of color catches your eye, and turn your head towards the bedstand.

A small vase of flowers had been placed there. A small note was attached to it, signed by... the Twilight Sparkle? You ponder the present, wondering why the Element of Magic herself would leave you a get-well gift.

“Hey... are you awake?”

You turn your head towards the door to find the mare standing in the frame, giving you a wide smile. Her fangs and wings seemed to have remained, but her eyes were now a deep purple, full of worry and affection.

“Are yo-*cough* have they cured you?” you ask, weakly.

She lets out a small laugh. “Yeah... kind of,” she says, looking to the side. “Sadly, I’ll keep some of the... *ahem* side effects. I can stay in the sun now, and I’m not immortal... but I have wings, and.. well... I can digest blood.”

She taps her teeth.

“I hope you don’t mind that...”

“Hahaha, I don’t... though, why you would be worried about...”

“Thanks for helping me,” she interrupts, walking towards you.

“J-just doing my duty,” you say, but you find that your mouth was suddenly a bit drier than usual.

“But you didn’t abandon me... You even gave your blood to me in order to help me... And.. we...” she blushes. “Enjoyed ourselves didn’t we?”

“Heh... yeah... I guess we did...” you say, suddenly unable to look away.

“So what do you think? Do you want to.. well.. try working it out in.. less stressful and life threatening situations?”

“W-what?”

She sighs and facehoofs firmly, murmuring to herself about getting something over with. She looks up at you firmly, and with a fierce gleam in her eye that makes you feel extremely nervous.

“I, Twilight Sparkle, ask if you would like to enter an intimate and romantic relationship with me,” she declares, holding her hoof forward.

The bit drops, everything connects in your head. You look at her stunned, your mouth hanging open.

You had sex with the Element of Magic, and you didn’t even know.

And now she wants to be your marefriend?

Your eyes roll back into your head as you pass out again.

Fin.

Yes, I know that vampires are usually cold-blooded, but who would want to have a cold clammy body pressed up against them like that? Not me, that’s for sure!