Equustale

by neorenamon

Now that Chara was healed up, she and Asriel faced off against the might of Discord. Asriel used his magic to summon up his Chaos Blades (that appeared to be even larger than the chain-falchions of Chara).

"Give back Frisk before we have to hurt you!" he called.

"Just you try, Prince Alibaba!" he yelled back.

"That's Prince As!.."

"But I'll just call you Prince Ali instead!" he continued, "Rolls off the tongue a little nicer."

"We need to get back the Elements of Harmony he ate!" called Twilight from the sidelines.

"Aren't you the naughty little thief?!" asked Chara.

"Naughty yes," he sneered, "but hardly little!" At his taunt, he grew until he was a good ten stories tall.

"Chara!" called Asriel, "Let us attack him together!" He rushed forward to lash out at Discord's legs while Chara struck higher at his chest and stomach.

Discord seemed to be mildly amused by their efforts to cut him to ribbons. Even without legs or a tail, he just floated in the air as if it took no effort at all.

"Maybe I should get you two to act as my masseuses?" he suggested as he pulled himself back together, "I must admit that you two give delightful massages."

"You're pretty good at acting," hissed Asriel, "but I can tell our attacks are hurting you more than you're admitting!"

"Hurting?" he asked smugly, "No. Annoying me? Yes. It's very bad to annoy the likes of me." He snapped his talons and turned into hundreds of normal sized copies of himself. "Let's see if you're any good at crowd control, shall we?"

"Dammit!" hissed Chara as six of them rushed her at once, "They're bloody everywhere!" Her spinning blades carved up any Discords that tried to get too close to her.

"I'm not sure which him is the real him!" added Asriel. The Discords near him were similarly chopped up.

"We need stronger attacks!"

"I don't know how much determination I have left to do anything with!"

"My power is without limits!" hissed all of the Discords at once.

"That's not creepy at all," replied Chara.

Pinkie Pie ran up beside a bewildered Twilight as she grabbed her tail in one hoof and her head with the other.

"Pinkie?" asked Twilight as Pinkie began cranking her tail, "What are you... AHH?!" Her horn began casting magic bolts like some kind of magical gatling gun. The shots began taking down the Discords by the dozen within seconds.

"Leave some of them thar varmints fer us!" called Applejack as she lassoed a Discord with a lasso she controlled with her tail. In a flash, she had the Discord hogtied.

"These might be some kind of strange clouds!" called Rainbow Dash as she pushed one of the clouds down to the battlefield, "but I bet I can still do my stuff with it!" She kicked the cloud and 'lightning bolts' of dark, light and milk chocolate began blasting Discords all around her.

Several Discords surrounded Rarity as she tried looking in all directions at once.

"What are you going to do?" sneered one of the Discords, "Bedazzle me to death?"

She looked around frantically until she summoned a fainting couch and proceeded to faint dead away with a little whimper.

"What a Drama Queen," he muttered under his breath.

"Now now, Mister Discord," said Fluttershy softly as a few of his copies backed her up against the off color hedge wall, "There's no need for violence here."

"You're absolutely right," said one of the Discords with a leer.

"So you aren't going to fight anymore?"

"No," he replied, "Well... just not you. I'm taking you as an insurance policy against the rest of your friends."

She gasp as he snapped his talons, and Fluttershy vanished in a flash of light.

"They all got Flutters!" called AJ as he watched Fluttershy vanish.

"Give her back, creep!" growled Rainbow Dash.

"Sticks and stones may break my bones!" hissed several of the Discords at once, "but names... wait, stupid sticks and stones don't hurt me either!"

A few of the Discords found it quite amusing to use their tails to spank the helpless Princesses on their flanks. They moaned into their vine muzzles as their back cheeks turned red. Yes, Luna was now muzzled too.

"I wonder how you'll feel about me after a few hundred years of spanks!" sneered a Discord as he leered at the pair of almost glowing butts.

"Stop that, you pervert!" growled Twilight as Pinkie kept firing her.

"Pervert? Moi?" asked one of the Discords in a mockery of innocence, "Keeping me as a statue for a thousand plus years is by far more perverse than that!"

"If you weren't such a creep, I'd love to party with you!" added Pinkie.

"Well after Equestria falls into a proper state of disorder, I'm sure I can arrange something," answered yet another Discord.

"It's time to up my game!" called Asriel as he dismissed his Chaos Sabers and replaced them with his Chaos Buster Cannon.

"Good," said Discord, "You ain't got no game so far..."

"STAR SHOWER!" he called as several large glowing stars began falling from the sky.

"You really expect to hit any of me with an attack that slow?" he replied as his clones looked up.

"Just a distraction for this!" he called as his cannon began firing bursts of shots into the Discords like some crazy automatic shotgun weapon. Some of his clones were taken down as they were busy looking up.

"You really think you're witty, don't you Prince Ali?!" he asked as the earth rose to form a barrier between Asriel and them.

"Why yes," he replied, "Yes I am."

The slow moving stars burst into showers of faster moving, but smaller stars that fell all over the place. Numerous more Discords were destroyed by contact with them.

"Clever boy," growled Discord.

"That's what my parents say about me all the time," he smirked as his cannon fired a powerful beam through the earthen wall and blasted several more Discords.

"What did we say about hogging all the fun to yourself?!" asked Chara as she shredded several more Discords with her spinning blades on chains.

"So teary eyed one," sneered Discord, "This is all just a GAME to you?!"

"Basically."

"I like your style!" giggled several Discords, "Well I'm sure we'll find a way to keep playing with you for years to come!" Several Discord clones piled on top of Chara at once until she could no longer be seen under the pile.

"Those attacks," panted Asriel, "They... took a lot out of me."

"Too bad," he hissed, "My powers are LIMITLESS! Without the Elements of Harmony, NOTHING CAN STOP ME!"

"Pinkie!" moaned Twilight, "My tail is sore! Let me go!"

"Sorry," replied Pinkie as she released Twilight.

"Ah'm runnin outta rope over here!" called Applejack as she looked back at the dozen or so Discords she hogtied. Just then, several more Discord jumped her. Once the cloud of dust cleared, she was hogtied even tighter than the other Discords where.

"Sticks and stones may break our bones," hissed one into her ear, "but ropes and chains excite... Wait, that's not quite right."

"HHHMMM!" moaned AJ into her rope muzzle.

"Well as long as I don't run outta clouds,.." said RD, but the cloud literally swallowed her up before she could finish that sentence. A dark chocolate pegasus pony fell from the cloud to land on the ground with a thud.

"It's never too early to start the lawn ornament collection, is it?" hissed Discord, "Maybe I'll just put this one on top of my soon to be created chocolate fountain."

"Alright!" said Pinkie as she pulled a cannon from her mane, "It's Party Cannon Time!"

"Well," said Discord as he popped in next to her, "Is that kosher with the show or just your idea?"

"What?"

"In other words, is it a canon cannon or just a headcanon?!" he chuckled as he stuffed Pinkie down the barrel of her own cannon head first.

"Hhhmmmppphhh!" she replied.

"Everyone's a critic," he muttered as her tail waved around the mouth of the cannon.

"Why are you doing this to us?!" asked Twilight.

"Why?!" asked Discord as he teleported next to her, "Because I just can!"

Vines sprang from the ground all around her and hogtied her like the Princesses. She could see them squirming as the tails of the Discords continued to spank them.

"No other choice," sighed Asriel as he floated up. His legs turned into glowing wings as they shifted up to his shoulders. He grew even larger until he was as large as the ten story version of Discord was. "It's time for the GOD OF HYPERDEATH to appear!!"

"Compensating for something, are we?!" sneered several Discords at once.

...

* Meanwhile, in another dimension...

...

"Ugh," moaned Fluttershy as she looked about the white void, "Where am I?"

'That's something I'd like to know too,' came something from behind her.

"Goodness!" squeaked Flutters as she turned about, "You're that human, aren't you?"

'I'm Frisk,' she replied as she scratched her chin.

"Oh my," she answered awkwardly, "I'm... Fluttershy..."

'I guess you're being used against your friends as well?'

"I... guess so."

'Well as long as we're going to be here awhile, why don't you tell me about yourself?'

"Well," she began a little more confidently, "I was never a really good flier... not like my friend, Rainbow Dash..."