Equustale

by neorenamon

Frisk yawned as she woke up. She spent most of the night under Chara who in turn had them both under the sheets. It was only after Chara fell asleep that Frisk managed to. She couldn't just fall asleep while Chara was amusing her. Oh, the things Chara could do with her tongue...

The glow of the light against her skin told Frisk it was past morning, but still she wasn't sure how late it was. Sitting up with the covers against her chest, she looked about and couldn't see Spike's basket over the end of the bed. Quietly slipping out of bed, she hoped that the baby dragon wouldn't see too much. She had no idea how to explain the details of human anatomy to him.

She realized that Chara was right about at least one thing. After a night of being amused by Chara under the sheets, she did smell kinda sweaty. Chara didn't smell exactly springtime fresh herself either. She didn't really want to put her new clothes back on until she cleaned herself up a bit.

"G'mornin, angel," purred Chara.

Frisk glanced over to see her propped up on an elbow while giving her a most smug and satisfied Cheshire cat grin. She simply turned her head and placed one finger over her mouth in a 'shushing' motion.

"Sleep soundly last night?"

Reaching over, she placed the tip of her index finger against her forehead and replied, 'Yeah... after you let me sleep.'

"You had a lot of pent up tensions to release," she purred as she sat up.

'Part of which you created yourself.'

Chara pouted.

'Don't give me that look, little Miss Innocence,' she rebuked.

She sniffed as her eyes became damp.

'Nono... Don't try that with me...'

Tears were forming in the corners of her eyes.

'Oh, I can't stay mad at you,' she replied as she dragged Chara into a hug.

Frisk could almost feel the smugness from Chara radiating from her hidden grin.

'Now how will we get to the bath without making a scene?'

"Who says we shouldn't?" asked Chara softly into Frisk's ear.

'**CHARA!* We're guests at this library and they're a completely different species than we are.*'

"Then seeing us nude shouldn't bother them at all?"

'I suppose you want to see Asriel get wood too?!'

"Am I that predictable?" she replied as she dragged Frisk closer to nibble an earlobe.

Frisk nodded as Chara slipped out of bed.

"Oh, I'm sure that Asriel will be a gentlemonster and avert his eyes," she cooed into her ear.

Frisk sighed as the two of them walked towards the top of the stairs. She glanced at Spike in his basket and he was still snoring soundly. Not like Napstablook and his fake snoring. She could still remember that little thing.

The two of them suddenly stopped cold when the main room came into view. They almost immediately noticed that over a large pile of open books, Asriel was cuddling Twilight like some long lost unicorn plushie. Her forelegs lay around his torso as her hind legs were both on top of his one thigh. They could also see him pitching a tent in his unisex robes underneath Twilight's thigh.

'Chara! Don't you dare...'

Too late. Contact with her body was suddenly broken as Chara was already running to the backpack with Alphys' upgraded Cell Phone to take pictures of the little scene. She no doubt intended to use them to blackmail Asriel later.

Frisk simply sighed as Chara snapped pictures. She was grateful that he didn't sleep in the buff like they had. Otherwise, the pictures surely would have looked more... incriminating.

Then Chara crept down the stairs. But instead of waking him up, she slipped by quietly leaving Frisk to wonder just what she was up to. So she slinked down the stairs herself towards the monster prince and his new 'living plushie'.

Twilight was muttering something in her sleep. "Moondancer..." she whispered, "I'm so... so sorry... I left you behind..."

Asriel was murmuring something as well. "Chara... I'm so sorry... I let you down... I failed you..."

She wondered if Luna was being amused by either of their dreams at the moment... Then she remembered it was day and her 'shift' was over. It made her wonder if anyone monitored dreams during the day?

Slowly, she began reaching out to touch Asriel's shoulder when he suddenly dragged Twilight into a kiss. His aim was off so he wound up kissing her nose instead of her lips. Frisk was so glad the camera-phone was back upstairs. Twilight awoke with a startled squeal that woke up Asriel almost as quickly. Her squealing made him squeal back.

He sat bolt upright while still clutching Twilight to his chest.

Chara returned with a bucket of water and a look of disappointment on her face.

"I hate it when the neighbor's cats fight in the morning," muttered someone. Looking back upstairs, Frisk could see that Spike had spoken and he was rubbing the sleep from his eyes.

Twilight and Asriel gazed into each other's eyes as they blushed.

Frisk began waving away Chara. She knew that nothing good would come from getting handwritten books wet, and that more than anything would piss off someone acting as a librarian. Chara slipped back into the kitchen area before Spike noticed her.

"Uh... Good morning..." said Twilight awkwardly.

"And good morn to you as well," replied Asriel diplomatically... as he could... under the circumstances.

"Wow... it hardly feels like... I've been sleeping that long..."

"Yeah," he agreed as he looked about.

Frisk suddenly realized she had to do something. She covered her breasts with one hand and her crotch with the other. The increasing blush in Asriel's cheeks to her she was just a bit too late in covering herself up.

"Where's the bath in this place?" muttered Chara as she came back from the kitchen sans bucket.

"Oh, I can show you where that is," replied Spike after he yawned loudly.

She walked over and mussed up Asriel's hair as she purred, "Ooo... Like the new plushie. Be careful or all the kiddies will be demanding their own from Santa Claus this year."

"Chara!" he protested as Twilight pushed herself away from him.

* No books were harmed in the making of this episode.

"Don't you start already," growled Asriel as he looked up.

"Start what?" asked Twilight curiously.

"Oh!" he blurt out in reply, "It's nothing!" He realized she must not be aware of the strange signs in the room. 'Now she really must think I'm weird,' he thought glumly.

* Ah, it seems your chariots are here. They're probably fired up...

"What?" he asked softly.

* You know... Chariots of... Oh nevermind. Youngsters these days...

Asriel sighed before Twilight could question him again. That and a knock at the door. Spike raced to the door to find one of the Canterlot Royal Guard staring back. He looked rather official in his shining metal armor and helmet.

"Her majesty, the Crown Princess Celestia, would like to have Monster Prince Asriel, Frisk the Magical Gunslinger and Chara the... uh... something... to attend the Morning Sun Court," he said officially.

"BIG BROTHER?!" blurt out Twilight as she raced for the door.

"IS THAT YOU, TWILLIE?!" he called back as the two came face to face at the door.

* Told you they'd come for you in the...

Asriel and Chara both growled under their breaths.

* Well this is unexpected... A family reunion so soon?

"Family reunion?" asked Chara. Without touching Frisk, she had no idea what the two ponies at the door were saying. By the way he was leaning down to neck hug the smaller mare, she guessed that the two were happy to see each other. They surely didn't seem like they were old enough to be man and wife, so she guessed they were brother and sister.

Frisk wandered over to them and touched their shoulders.

"Oh, I'm a Captain in the Royal Guard now!" blurt out the guard.

"And I'm one of the Elements of Harmony!" she cried back, "The Lost Element of Magic!"

"I always told you that you were special, Twillie," he gushed.

"Like I told you the day you went off for guard training, Shining Armor!" she replied.

"I heard how you saved all of us from Nightmare Moon, little sister! That's amazing!"

"Oh," she blushed, "I'm sure you'll do great things in the Royal Guard as well..."

"I can live without excitement," he replied softly, "It's enough for me to be assigned to Princess Cadance..."

"My foalsitter!" she squealed.

"Uh... yeah..." he mused, "That's the one..." He then sighed and said, "Isn't she... just amazing?"

* I think I just threw up in my mouth... just a little bit... A hard thing to do in my current state...

It was ignored.

"Well even Celestia is going to have to wait," muttered Spike, "Twilight isn't leaving here without a solid breakfast and neither are our new guests."

Shining Armor nodded.

"And we really need a bath," added Chara.

"We want to look and smell our best for the Princess," agreed Asriel.

He nodded again. "It's completely understandable," he replied, "The Princess said it wasn't a real hurry to get you back to her Morning Court." He paused as he stared at the naked humans and added, "How do you get by without a coat? You must be..."

Twilight cut him off as she clamped a hoof over his mouth. "Brother..." she hissed, "We'll discuss that later... along with a couple of lessons about not asking inappropriate questions..."

He mumbled something incomprehensible from under Twilight's hoof.

"Why don't we go outside and chat a while?" she continued.

"You better be back soon before your breakfast gets cold," retorted Spike.

"Of course," she replied quickly as she pushed Shining Armor out the door.

"Well this day is going to be... interesting..."

"Why does that sound more like a curse than a blessing?" mumbled Chara.

Asriel shrugged.

'Hmm... Glossy photos or postcards?' mused Chara before Frisk elbowed her in the side.

"What was that?" asked Asriel softly.

'Oh, I'm sure Chara is just being silly again!' offered Frisk quickly.

"As much as Chara and Sans like to think they don't like each other, I think Chara is secretly..."

'DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE!!' hissed Chara.

He giggled nervously.

'I'm sure you two like each other more than you let on,' replied Frisk. She cut off Chara's upcoming retort with a full kiss to her lips. She even wrapped her hands behind Chara's head to keep her from pulling back.

"MMMPPPHHH?!" said Chara in surprise into the kiss.

"That does keep her manageable," muttered Asriel softly.

'I'll manage you, you... mmm... spoiled royal brat!' she hissed before Frisk added some tongue to the kiss, 'Alright! I'll be... mmm... good!'

The two women could feel the power of Asriel's smirk radiating about the room. Chara was panting lightly when the kiss finally ended, and Frisk was red-cheeked as well.

"Well... I think you've been... MMMPPPHHH!!" Yes, Frisk turned on a dime and gave him the full(-lipped) Monty kiss as well.

'Serves you right,' smirked Chara.

'If you want seconds, just keep it up,' replied Frisk as she Frenched Asriel.

'Sorry dear!' she answered.

"Ugh," moaned Spike, "I'll start breakfast. It should be done by the time you're cleaned up... assuming you won't spend all day sucking each other's faces off." He strode off towards the kitchen. He paused to point and say, "The bath is the second door on the left. You can't miss it."

"Thanks," said Asriel after he managed to break away from Frisk's deep kiss.

'Oh, he's a baby dragon alright,' sighed Chara.

...

One bath and change of clothes later

...

'It's hard to bathe with your hand up my...' thought Frisk as she blushed, 'up my...'

"I prefer to think of it as a challenge," Chara cooed into her ear.

'Did you have to... make Asriel... that stuff... in my hair?!'

Asriel's ears were turning as red as his cheeks. Almost as red as Frisk's blush.

"They say it does wonders for one's hair."

"Can we never speak about this bath again?" he asked quietly.

"Fine," muttered Chara as she sniffed the air, "Well it looks like breakfast is going to be... interesting."

Twilight and Shining Armor were already waiting for them as Spike prepared breakfast. They were working on some kind of rolled oat cereal with milk, a side of whole grain toast covered with creamy white butter, and a small serving of sliced apples on the side. It looked very good.

"The haybacon is almost done," said Spike from the stove. He was standing on a stool so he could work the frying pan.

"Hay bacon?" muttered Chara.

"Don't knock it until you've tried it."

"It's just... we've never heard of anything like that before," offered Asriel diplomatically.

"Oh, well it's the best haybacon bits can buy!" assured Spike.

"That's so... reassuring," muttered Chara.

Frisk reached out to touch Shining Armor's nose. 'Where's the other guards?' she asked, 'Aren't they invited in? Aren't they hungry too?'

"Oh, there's not enough room in here," he replied, "and don't worry. The juice and rations that Celestia sent with us as surely good enough for them. The Princess doesn't leave her Guard in their time of need."

"A real Prince of a Princess," smirked Chara.

"What?.."

'Nothing,' replied Frisk as she elbowed Chara's side with her free arm.

...

One breakfast later

...

"Wow, I hardly remember eating breakfast at all," muttered Chara.

"It's like we were suddenly rushed through a breakfast montage," agreed Asriel.

* * innocent whistling *

"I also feel an urge coming on..."

Frisk covered her mouth with her hand.

"I feel... like I need to... SING..."

"Wuht?" asked Asriel suspiciously.

She sharply inhaled while the others blinked. She began to croon... (with Pinkie Pie as the backup no less...)

My name is Chara (Hello!)

And I am here to say (How ya doin'?)

that breakfast is the most important part of your day

It doesn't matter how (What's up?)

If you are hungry or blue (Howdy!)

'Cause that's what pancakes and syrup are here to do

'Cause breakfast makes you smile, smile, smile

Yes it does

It fills my belly with sunshine all the while

Yes it does

'Cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile

From these happy friends of mine

I like to see you eat (Awesome!)

I love to see you scarf (Rock on!)

The mouthful of food you have is always Chara's dream (hoof bump!)

But if you're kind of worried

And your face has made a frown

I'll make breakfast and do my best to turn that sad frown upside down

'Cause I love to make you eat, eat, eat

Yes I do

Bust it out from ear to ear let it begin

Just give me a joyful grin, grin, grin

And you fill me with good cheer

It's true some mornings hungry and lonely

And maybe you feel sad

But Chara will be there to be sure breakfast is had!

There's one thing that makes me happy and makes my whole life worthwhile

And that's shoveling breakfast in my face all the while

I really am so happy

Your smile fills me with glee

I give a smile I get a smile

And that's so special to me

'Cause I love to see you beam, beam, beam

Yes I do

Tell me what more can I say

To make you see

That I do

It makes me happy when you beam, beam, beam

Yes it always makes my day

Come on every everybody eat, eat, eat

Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine

All I really need's a smile, smile, smile

From these happy friends of mine

* By Celestia's horn, can this get anymore random or corny?!

"My work here is done!" said Pinkie as she skipped out the kitchen door.

* How did she even get into this scene?!

"The world may never know," muttered Asriel.