Dyslexic Foal's Cringey Archive: A collection of Colabs ,and unfinished projects and Canceled stories

by DyslexicFoal

Keeping On The Sunny Side Of Life Chapter one Your Dreams Do Come True(The First Fanfic I wrote for the site! Pre pare for cringe)

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Author's Note

Prologue
My name is Bobby Patterson ,I’m a twelve and a half-year-old Brony who lives in Cedar Rapids, Iowa
Being a Brony really important to me because being a MLP FIM is one of the few things that makes me happy. See my life has gone to Hell. With my my dog dead, all my friends turning into jerks, and my only sibling (who loved dearly ) going to the Army.
But that's just icing on top of the cake . My grandfather is causing my family stress. He’s been going to hospital a lot all the time. Not Its because he's sick, but because he's been not following doctors orders or because he has a panic attack over having trouble breathing or him getting very hot. This was one of the many things led to my parents’ divorce.
Like I said MLP FIM is the only few thing thats makes me happy. It makes me so happy, I wish I could live there. I read all these fanfics like Hearts of Diamonds or A Boy's Tears. It makes me want to experience the warmth and kindness of Main 6, and have no conflicts of life.
I want to be there when a monster or villain comes and soon will be defied . And see more peace and happiness that they come after . To know what my purpose in life is. I want to escape the terrorists, the rapists, the people who shoot children in schools, the annoying celebrities and the all the violence and diseases, all of that. I would trade all of that a some kind candy colored horse and a dragon .
Thats all I want, and nothing more

I Wrote this when I was 13,and new nothing about this site:twilightsheepish:


Keeping On The Sunny Side Of Life Chapter one Your Dreams Do Come True(The First Fanfic I wrote for the site! Pre pare for cringe)

Chapter One: Your Dreams Do Come True
I felt the cold hard ground on my back.I was wondering where I was. Last thing I knew I was in my bed. I opened my eyes. It was night. I saw buildings , trees and a squirrel storing nuts in a tree . “Where am I?” I thought. I soon noticed there were a lot of colors even though it was dark. I decided to look around to see where I was. I was in a park! I soon walked over an area full of buildings. My mouth dropped. I fell down into the ground crying, thanking God the stars and what ever made this impossible dream come true. What I saw were horses walking talking and flying one of them moving a cloud. I cried for a little bit longer. Then I soon realized two things. One this probably a dream. And two even if it is or isn’t I must find any of the Princesses not counting Twilight of course, because I consider her part of the Main 6, who I will also need to find. Because it’s such a big city, it must be Canterlot.I should head towards the castle.
As I walking the street I noticed no pony seemed to be startled or stunned by me. They just seemed to look at me and shake their manes at me ,Which made me feel good. After about five minutes I end up in main street of not Canterlot but Mainhattan?! “What?”, I thought, “this isn't where I want to be and theres no one, I mean no pony around I know. The only I one I know of is I think is Coco Pommel, but, A, I don't know she lives, and B she's timid and shy. Crap, I thought. Now what to do? I must find a train, I mean it’s free!. But then again, it could just be a false head canon. Suddenly as I was walking past small building and I herd this . “Holy studbook, what the buck was that.'' ?
''I jumped back into a back alley to hide.
“Sweet Celestia I must of had too much to drink.''said a Pink mare with a green Maine that was in a beehive sort of hairdo .
“Wait!,'' I yelled in a scared tone
I came out of the alley to show myself. The mare screamed and started to run away. I started to chase after her. I was about to lose her until she almost ran into a brick wall.
“Please to Celestia don't kill my happy spirit or else you be burned to death’’ ,she said
“What”?I was just going ask you if I crash at your place for the night “
‘’Yeah sure and the kill my spirit in my sleep’’.

''Okay, what they heck are you talking about’’ ?
‘’You look like those humans those those monkey like beings from a magic mirror. And they live in fear and anxiety, they foalnap other humans like them because of the way they look or because of they believe in and stuck their spirit and hope out of them.''
‘’Thats just it, I’m Bobby Patterson and I’m trying to escape all that. That’s why I came here".
‘’So that poem is true’’.
‘’Yeah, I guess it is true.’’ I said in a sad tone. “ Look I’m not bad I swear. All I need is a place to stay and possibly maybe a home. I said in a cute sort of tone.
‘’As if...’’ then the mare she started to think for a bit. She gave a smile.
“So you need a home, you said?”
‘’Yes, Ma'am ‘’
‘’Well, you can stay in my house if you want.’’
“Yes ,Yes I would love that!'', I screamed happily.
‘’Are you sure about that?”
“I am perfectly sure, Miss.”
“Well, alrighty then. My name is Polly Pinches, by the way. Follow me to the limo.”
“All right,” I said with glee. look I know she is a background character
But she seems nice. And she has a limo, what could better then that ? I could tell things were looking up for me. And I knew it would that more good things were to come.

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