MLP Equestria Girls Suicide Squad

by mobian x

Rating: teen
Tags: Gore, Other, Romance, Adventure, Equestria Girls, Sunset Shimmer, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna
Length: 6013

Parody of the DC movie in the Equestria girls univeres

MLP Equestria girls/ Suicide Squad by mobian x
Co-author- Rainboomsrock
Proofreader/Editor-TheGingerWitch
I watched the movie and loved it maybe they could be turned into teens go to Canterlot high and meet the main six. Things get chaotic, and a lot more when they go to the Everfree for a field trip, and the enchantress and her brother are released and start turning the Everfree into a nightmare. Its up to the squad to save the day. Will mister J make an entrance.
I'm thinking kind of make it like the movie where they are in juvenile prison. Sunset shimmer is given a chance to try show them the friendship, approved by principle Celestia and luna. Rick flag and Amanda waller are replaced Moon dancer and flash sentry.
Takes place during the up coming fourth EQG movie.

Suicide Squad/ DC
MLP Equestria Girls/Hasbro

Published 2016-09-07 02:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-06-17 07:14:05 UTC

Task Force X

It was rainy night and the streets were busy, and then a girl with red and yellow hair comes to a cafe where she had been called to meet here. She goes in to see both her schools principles, sitting at a booth with worried looks on their faces. She begins to walk towards them, when she is noticed.

“Sunset, thank you for coming! We have called for you to discuss something important.” Celestia welcomed.

“What is it you want to tell me? Does it have something to do with the portal? Is another magic creature come to this world as well?” Sunset asked concerned.

“No nothing of the sorts.” Luna responds “We just want you to meet someone with a very...questionable offer.”

Sunset tilted her head in confusion “Who?”

“Me!”

Sunset turns and sees another girl coming towards her. She has cream colored skin, and purple and red hair with glasses. She was wearing a black coat with a white shirt under it, and red and green stripped skirt. She had a black bag with her.

“Miss dancer here, has come to us on a proposal that we think you should here as well. Moon dancer, please tell her what you told us.”

“Well first off! I’ve had this idea since I heard about you and your history Sunset. Have you ever heard of the meta human, well I’ve scowered the world and I found them. The worst of the worst." She pulls a binder out of the bag, and it says Top Secret on it.

“Moon dancer has been trying to convince us to approve of her ‘Task force x’ idea for some time now, with all that has happened from your arrival, the Battle of Bands, and now the Friendship games. We both feel like the school is in need of help, but we are very displeased with what she has offered us.”

“She has offered us to take in young criminals, that have done hanous crimes” Luna looks at Moon dancer “and their are rumors that some of them have abilities.”

“Well the rumors are right!” She opens the binder “Floyd Lawton, a.k.a Deadshot, he’s the most wanted hit-man in the world. He’s a master of any military weapon ever made, lethal at 4,000 yards and has never missed a shot. But everyone has a weakness, a weakness can be leveraged. His is an eight year old girl his sister.”

“And where is he right now?”

“ He is now in Bell Reve Juvenile facility.”

She turns the page “Harley Quinn, a.k.a Harleen Quinzel. She was studying to be a psychiatrist, until she joined the circus. She was assigned to help all of the patients in Gothic Asylum, but she was falling in love with one of the patients, this then lead to a breakout and she was held captive and torcherd until they broke her physically and mentally. She’s crazy and more dangerous, but now we have her too she’s in the same hole as Deadshot.”

“Next! Digger Harkness, a.k.a Captian Boomerang. He robbed every store, market, and bank in Australia, then came to America for a fresh start. Doesn’t work well with others, but tangled with a meta human and lived to tell about it.”

“Have any of you heard of the hotshot pyro boy. Chanto Santana, a.k.a El Diablo this L.A street thug thought he was king of the world until he lost his flame. His entire family is dead burned alive, after that he surrendered. Gets jumped in a park and incinerates the whole place, the security footage was incredible.”

Moon dancer continues, then Sunset and the principles gasp “What is that?”

“His name is Waylyn Jones, a.k.a Killer Croc. Evolution took a huge step back with this one, he is looks like this because of a skin condition, with no cure. So since he looked like a monster, people treat him like a monster, so he became a monster. He was chased out of town and went looking for peace, but he never found it. And like Harley and Deadshot I put them in the same hole” she closes the binder.

“And now here’s my proposal, if your school is planning on going to the Everfree for a school trip. Well their is an artifact that I have interest in, so I want the task force and myself to come along so I can retrieve it, and study it.”

"And what about them! What's in it for them?" Sunset questions.

"Time off their sentences, if everything goes well?"

The elder women look and the girl for her answer, “ fine they can come, as long as you can agree that if I teach them the magic of friendship and get them to be better behaved then I will agree to this, Deal!.”

The two girls stared at each other “We have a deal.”

Author's Note

This will mainly be off the trailers I've seen for the fourth MLP Movie.

Bell Rev

It’s a cloudy day over a swampy wasteland, and stationed there is a rundown juvenile holding facility, with a skeleton in a hoodie behind jail bars with writing saying “Rest in Peace”. Inside a cell is Deadshot who is punching a makeshift punching bag.

“Floyd, chow time!” “Step up to the door.” the guard says

“Don't! Call me Floyd”

“I can call you whatever I want Floyd” he gave Deadshot his dinner

“What’s for dinner?”

“The same as always, loaf just like mom use to make

“With toenails, rat shit. Everything a grown boy like you needs.”

“Come here, can I tell you a secret”

“Yeah”

“When I get out of here, I'm going to hunt you down, until I find and bury you. ” the guard laughed.

“You just threatened a staff member”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah you did”

“What? Are you going to do something? Go ahead hall monitor! Do something.”

“Lets have some fun.” Floyd was then taken to the punishment room, and was surrounded by guards and he was forced to sit in a chair, he kicks two guards away, but one guard repeatedly hits him in the gut. Deadshots’ screams of pain are heard all over the facility.

In another cell hanging in a cage is Harley Quinn, with white hair that has pink and blue coloring on the ends. “Open the gate, don’t waste my time. Sector C, look alive boss is on deck, Hold! She moves stun her alright. Are gonna come down from there or what?” She giggles and comes down.

“You know the rules hotness, you got to keep off these bars.”

“What, these bars?”

Harley licks the bars (Oh my gosh this is one messed up chick.) He thought, they start laughing “You are really insane in the membraine.”

“You wanna come in here and tell me that, no you don't have the balls.”

“You sleep on the ground or else .” he threatens

“I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want” the guard laughs

“ Alpha one, shock her” Harley gets so shocked that she is flung back with force. She is then taken to a room to be fed her lunch. She is next seen, strapped to a chair with a hose in her nose.

"Lets see what got here for lunch, we got strawberry, chocolate, or vanilla. Why don't we take a photo for an occasion? Something to remember the good times we have together" the guard take a picture of her. After that she is thrown back in the cell, she gets up and rams the bars screaming, only to fall back down “It's a shame really, you could have been a lovely young woman, now tour just a clowns whore.” The guards leave and Harley is left crying, she can't help but wonder one thing.

"Where is my puddin."

Outside in the court is a container like cell, inside a tan skin colored boy, bald with black tattoos of skulls and flames all over his body. He sits and watches a little flame girl dance he smiles, but sighs missing his mother. He closes his hand blowing it out and everything becomes dark inside. "Hey ese, here's your burrito man enjoy."

Inside a dark underground cell covered in skeletons of pigs, cows, deer. A bulky, bald figure with green scales for skin, and sharp teeth was doing push ups growling. Outside guards were coming, because it was lunch time, “K.C! Dinner time” a guard looks through night vision goggles “Where are you at, show yourself.” Croc walks up, and they drop his food down, leaving all they can here is crocs loud eating.

In another cell a pink skinned teen with orange messy hair, and beard not covering his chin. Captain Boomerang is yelling and screaming at every/anything to let him out. “Hey! Let me out already! Lady ya got ta help me I'm begging you seriously, come on already. Let me out!” the female guard closes the opening, waiting for someone to takeover so her shift can be over.

In the main office, their are monitors watching all the prisoners while the guard looking at a magazine.

Meetings

It was morning and the sun was shining over Canterlot High, and it was lunch time and Sunset was sitting at her table, with her friends. A pink skinned and poofy pink haird girl named Pinkie, a fancy purple haird girl with white skin named Rarity, a shy yellow skinned girl with pink hair named Fluttershy, a orange cowgirl with blond hair and sternon hat on her head, an athletic cyan girl with rainbow hair, and finally a nerdy purple skinned girl with glasses and violet hair with a pink stripe in it.

“So Sunset! What did Celestia and Luna say to you at your meeting.” Pinkie asked

“Pinkie it’s a secret. I can’t tell what we talked about until Celestia talks with the school board and the decision is official.” Sunset said

“Well! What can you tell us about your ‘meeting’.” Rainbow dash wanted to know, why all the secrecy?

“Now, now she will tell us when the time is right” Rarity trying to calm things down

“Rarities right!” Applejack says

“But ya know you can tell us a little, can’t ya... right?” Fluttershy said nervously.

“All I can say is that when the decision is made we may or may not have new students coming here.” Sunset says smiling as she continues to eat her lunch. However in another room was a meeting of secrets that no one knew about, but one girl and this was something that will cause trouble in the future.

“Gentlemen, lades, boys, and girls! Our school has had some very surprising events this year. First our school body was hypnotized by a demonic girl, second three demonic fish girls hypnotize the student body, third the whole school is almost sucked into another world thanks to another demonic girl, and now you want to put freaks in our school. Why would you agree to that!” A light green skin girl with orange hair almost shouted.

“Because lightning we need them, if you think you can find what we are looking for, and protect us then by all means, but you nor anybody could survive that forest. Shimmer can teach them to be friendly all she wants, but I chose them for a reason and if they step out line or anything bad happens we blame them.” Moon dancer says.

“I just hope this isn’t another wild goose chase, I mean Discord told you about this and we all how he is with pranks.”says a light purple skinned girl with purple and green hair.

“He knows that Celestia and Luna would kick his but out if they found out that this was a prank” a girl with white hair and drown skin said.

“It’s real Gilda I know the facts don’t lie, some where in the Everfree lays an ancient temple that holds a very powerful object, and when we find it we can make it do whatever we want.” Moon dancer begins cracking a smile.

“Well I do not see why we need such a thing, you all have the privilege of seeing the Great and Powerful-” the blue skinned, silver haird girl was interrupted.

“Trixie shut up or I’ll shove that wand up down your throat” Dust threatened

“Ha! We all know no one can ever beat-” Trixie was interrupted when Dust tackled her and they began the quarrel,when Gilda joined the fight.

Moon dancer sighed “Why am I with these idiots”. She wistled to break up the fight “Come on we need to be in the cafeteria lets go before some one notices we’re gone.”

Spread the Word

Back in the facility Deadshot is laying on the floor with the punching bag for the pillow. He stares at the ceiling, remembering the night he got caught. Him and his little sister were shopping, They had to because their drunk mother was out with her boyfriend drinking. His father died in the service, they were about to pay when suddenly the shop was being robbed. The thugs were shouting for every one to get on the ground, Deadshot told his sister to hide, close her eyes, and call the police. A thug came up and told him to get on the ground.

Not like being told what to do he fake smiles, and takes his pistol and shoots the thug dead, Deadshot pulls out his head scope and it quickly locates the accurate position the thugs are in, how far away they are, and the range he can shoot them with. And as if time stopped Deadshot pulls out an automatic and in a quick motion he kills the thugs. He does a head count to make sure, and he notices one thug is missing.

The thug comes with a gun to a woman's’ head, sirens can be heard from out side meaning that the police were here (Stay back or I’ll kill her) the thug threatens.

Deadshot smirks (Go ahead, but when you do I’ll have all the time in the world to kill you) he shot the thug through the head. The police came in and knew who he was right away. Deadshot prepared to kill them when his sister ran out and hugged him crying and begging him to stop.

He hated seeing her like that, he sighed lowering his guns and surrendered. His train of thought was interrupted when a guard called him “Hey Floyd!” He was going to kill this guard one day.

“Yeah, what is it?”

“Looks like someone is looking out for you. You and a few others have been selected for something very important at Canterlot High, and as of right now. You are back in school kid!”

Deadshot could only freeze in shock of what he just heard, he couldn’t move or breath. Questions going through his head about what was so important somebody needed his help, Who would want his help, does he have a say in the matter...of course not, then everything came to a halt after he understood where he was going...high school. “NOOOOOOOO...”

“You start tomorrow, and after school you will be returned here. But if you and the others don’t behave yourselves, your grades slip, or you even try escaping then your sentences will all be extended.” Man oh man did Deadshot want to kill him.

Back at Canterlot high the announcement was made and its all that everyone can talk about. “I can’t believe their letting people like them in the school, it’s crazy!”

“I heard this was Shimmers idea, not surprising at that.”

“Haven’t we had enough freaks in this school already!”

“Apparently not” things began to quiet down when Sunset entered the hallway, eyes were on her, some were glaring. She seen those looks many times, and tries not to let it get to her, but they made it very hard given her past actions.

“Well what are all of you staring at huh?” Rainbow dash yelled glaring back at everyone. This made everyone scatter and look away

“Thanks Dash” but she was met with a glare from her

“I’m upset with you too, just as everyone else. What made you even think that letting people like them was a good idea? Do you even know what these are? They are nothing, but a bunch anti social freaks, it make absolutely no sense!”

Sunset frowned “Then what does that make me Dash? As a student of the princess of friendship then I must show anyone that friendship is magic, and that means anyone! Do you girls still think that can be turned evil, or that I can't be trusted because of our past.”

“You know that’s not what I meant...The girls and I are just worried, and we want to come with you when you go get them” Sunset sighed.

“Ok, but don’t do anything that will get us in trouble, I don’t want them to take you for an inmate.” They both laugh “Tell the girls to meet at Bell Reve early tomorrow. Bye!”

Author's Note

If any one can come up with pony names for the head guard I would appreciate it.

Girls meet the Squad

The girls were walking in the rain to Bell Reve, the trip wasn’t to long but with Rarity worrying about her hair it felt like hours. “Rarity would you please, be quiet! Your hair is fine it’s just wet, stop complaining.”

“Well unlike you Rainbow, it takes time for me to get my perfect as it always does. And it doesn’t help with the fact that Pinkie is splashing everyone, Pinkie be careful of my shoes I don’t want them dirty!”

Each girl had a protective coat on and an umbrella, Pinkie was the only without one and was splashing in puddles in her pink boots, coat, and hat. “Aw! Come on Rarity it’s fun you should try it. It’s fun!”

“Pinkie calm down, were here.” Sunset letting everyone know that they have arrived. They approach the gate with a guard there to meet them.

“Welcome ladies to Bell Reve Juvenile Holding Facility, how can I help you.”

“Were here for the exchange students, were from Canterlot High.” He frowned

“Oh! Yeah right this way” he opened the gates and the girls were lead to the yard and they were seated under a canopy and were told to wait. “Alright! Patients that are not needed make your way back inside, those who are going stay where you are, your escorts are here. Don’t try to run!”

Most of the inmates went back in the building, but the Deadshot, Harley, and the others were brought over. Harley was strapped to a chair, Croc had a muzzle on his face, Boomerang was in a strait jacket, but Deadshot and Diablo were the only two with hand cuffs. “Unlock em” their restrains were removed, and cuffs were taken off.

The girls were surprised, Pinkie was more joyfully surprised, about new people to throw parties for. Rarity and Fluttershy however, were shocked more about how they looked, especially Croc. But Rainbow Dash and applejack were more surprised about who they were.

“Hi I’m Pinkie and were here to welcome you to your new school, well were not at the school yet but when we get there I’ll throw you all a (Welcome to High school party), with snacks, drinks, cake, and-” Pinkie was interrupted by Applejack covering her mouth.

“I don’t think they want one Pinkie.”

(I like her, she seems nice) Harley thought, “Harley Quinn, what kind of food you think of having-”

“Harley, shut up!” the guard yelled. A bunch of boxes are put in front of them “Here’s your crap, get changed!” The team opened their boxes to find their cloths, and started to get undressed.

“What are you doing!” Rarity screamed

“What?” Harley asked

“Do y'all need some privacy, for some thing?” Applejack was trying not to blush as the guys were half naked.

“Like what ya see ladies” Boomerang joked, Croc gruffly laughed at it. The did not find it funny, Sunset shook her head, and cleared her throat.

“On be haff of Canterlot High we would like to welcome all of you to our school, with open arms.” Sunset smiled, was going to continue, but was interrupted by Rainbow.

“But I’m just going to let all you know right now! If any of try anything funny and hurt anyone at school then you will deal with me.”

“So was that your idea of a pep talk, cause compared to what you just said? Your friend nailed it, triangle bitch! Study”

Author's Note

I am wondering if anyone would like to do a pony version of this and they go to save Canterlot rom Enchantress.

Friendly Wager

“If they give you girls any problems, you let us know and we will deal with them.”

“That won’t be necessary. We can handle them...I hope” Sunset whispers the last bit. Everyone left the facility, and were making their way to the school. The squad, fully clothed were being eyed as they were walking, given their (work history).

Deadshot was wearing a white T-shirt, and red and black coat with a bulls-eye on it, and black pants and shoes. Harley had a red and white shirt and gold necklace with initials puddin, shin tight red and blue shorts, with a jacket to match and black leggings and white high heel shoes. Croc had a brown hoodie, black leather jacket with a dragon on the back, dark blue jeans and black sneakers. Diablo had plain white T-shirt and blue and white jersey, and gray pants and white sneakers. Boomerang had a long blue over coat, dark blue shirt and pants with black shoes.

“Well what do ya know? Our reputations proceed us, were like celebrities” Harley trying to pose.

“Well, more like very famous bad guys that star in a movie! With bad reviews.” Harley looks at Pinkie surprised by what she just said, then smiles.

“Yeah, but people still watch us, and they like what they see” she winks at a few boys who try not to blush.

“Here we are everyone, this is Canterlot High.”

Once they stepped foot in the school all eyes were on them, some were looks of fright others more of glares. Sunset showed them the school, the cafeteria, library, main classrooms, the fields.

“And that’s the tour, so here are your schedules for your classes, and the names of your teachers.” The bell rang, alerting students class was starting

“Well that’s the sound for you to make our way to your first class, Music and here’s a heads up you’ll introduce yourselves, and after that you have to come up with a song.”

“A song?, what kinda dingo came up with that idea” Boomerang laughed

“Well it’s called music class for a reason, and its’ always been tradition to do so.”

“I’m not a singer, I don’t sing...at all” Deadshot hated singing

“What’s wrong too tough for the big, bad Hitman or do you think your to good to sing, I bet your afraid of being embarrassed, well unlike you were in a band called the Rainbooms, and we’re the absolute best!” Dash bragged.

Deadshot smirked he liked girls like Dash, proud, arrogant, and he liked shutting them up and putting them in their place. “When dose this song have to be done?”

“By the end of school day” Deadshot then had an idea

“Fine, but let’s say we make thing interesting, a little bet”

“What kind of bet”

“You and your girls sing, and me and these guys sing, and whoever the crowd cheers more too wins” she thought he was crazy, the Rainbooms have saved everyone with their music, was he underestimating her?

“What are the stakes, if you win?”

“Whoever loses does whatever the winner says for a whole month.”

Rainbow thought about it, the smiled “Your on”

“Come everyone or we’ll be late.” Everyone hurried over to the music room, however somewhere else there was trouble brewing.

In a warehouse far away a sharp dressed teen entered only to be met with pictures and drawings of Harley everywhere “Boss!” the boy called, silence was met “Boss! We found her”

This time a pale white skinned boy with green hair with a tattoo of a laughing skull on his body, and the word ‘Damaged’ tattooed on his for head and a gun in his hand. He pointed the gun at the teen “Where is she!” he grunted.

“She's’ been sent to Canterlot High school, that’s where she is” the boy started to laugh and the laugh grew and stated to echo through the warehouse.

Author's Note

Mr. J is coming soon. In the next chapter, Twilight and Flash come in.

Sucker for Pain part 1

To the squad time seem to slow down and classes felt like an eternity, except when they caught a break between classes. Deadshot was at his locker thinking about the bet and Rainbow Dashes face when she sees what he has in store for her, not to mention on a plan on how to get out of here and to see his sister again...and Rainbows hot ass.

“Pervert” his thought was disrupted by Harley “You have that perverted look on your face, ya know that face you have when your thinking of a hot girls ass.”

“You mean that look you always have on your face”.

“Yeah I think of the fun I can have with Mr.J But when my Puddin finds me we can have all the fun we want.”

Boomerang and Croc walk up “Well since your here little lady, why don’t we have some real fun?.” he winks at Harley.

“Sorry! This baby is spoken for” Harley winks back Croc giggles.

"Why are you still around? since you arrived at the facility you have tried every trick in the book to escape."

"Oh don't worry I'm just biding my time, waiting for the right moment and then I'm gone cause I got a life to live. Question is are guys coming with me.?"

"That sounds like a plan, but what about the shit in our necks."

Before they left they were implanted with tracking monitors, and if they went anywhere other than the school or they left the facility without notice then they would be shocked paralyzing them until they were retrieved by authorities and returned.

"Or did you forget about that, while you were beating up the guys explaining that to us." Deadshot retorted

"That's nothing but bullcrap! You don't get it it's all mind games, they just want to trick us into believing what they say."

As Boomerang goes on Deadshot hears some noise and looks over his shoulder notices Diablo getting picked on.

"Hey guys! Look at these three jack-offs trying to be hard." he smiled "Lets show em how to be hard."

The rest smile and follow Deadshot, Harley giggles "This is gonna be fun."

Diablo was getting things out of his locker, when three guys thought it was a good idea to (have some fun) with him. “Well, well, well look who we got here guys a lose criminal in our school”

“Someone should call the cops”

“Looks like this guy mashed crap on his face.” The bullies laughed at the insults.

“I don’t want trouble man”.

“Oh he doesn’t want trouble, well too bad for you. Cause you being here is a problem.” He shoved Diablo into the locker.

“I think you might want to leave the boy alone, he could torch this whole joint. Ain’t that right ese?.” They look up to see Deadshot and the rest.

“I’m sorry, you seem to think I care what you think!?.” the punk and his friends laugh, but Deadshot just smirked.

“You should” he screams punching the punk in the face knocking him to the floor. His other friends tried to help, but were stopped, Boomerang shoved one guy into the lockers with a boomerang with blades , the larger one laughed when Harley stepped up, but the laugh turned into a cry when Harley used her bat, she somehow pulled from her bag. She hits him hard breaking his nose, knocking some teeth out, she smiles.

"Pussies"

The commotion was attracting a lot of attention, the girls were taking when they saw a crowd gathering, “What’s going on?” Twilight said. Rainbow grabbed a random girl with gray skin and yellow hair with lazy eyes.

“Hey Derpy, what’s going on?”.

“Dumbell and his friends were picking on one of the kids from the facility, and the rest came and now their fighting, I’m going to get the Principles.” Derpy then ran to get them only to run into a wall.

“Oh no” Sunset said to herself, the girls then quickly made their way over to stop the fighting.

Dumbell whose face had a black eye and was pinned against the lockers by Croc, Deadshot walks up “Now that you just got your ass handed to ya, you should probably apologize to my boy over here.. or my friend with the scales makes you his plaything !.” Croc smiles.

“Screw y-you” Dumbell stuttered.

Deadshot sighed “Then I guess I can let my reptilian friend here make his little -”

“What is going on here!”

Luna had just been told by Derpy that a fight was happening, she had a good idea who was fighting, but prayed she was wrong, she saw Score pinned to the lockers by blade like boomerangs (How did he smuggle those in here?)she thought.

“They attacked us! They shouldn’t even be here.”

Luna sighed. She knew something like this would happen, “All of you, in my office now.”

Sucker for Pain part 2

Luna was making her way to her office where the squad has been waiting for her to return, she left to take Dumbell and his friends to the nurse office for their injuries, she was thinking on how to go about this when she was stopped by the three young girls she recognized as the Cutie mark crusaders.

“Yes girls! What is it?” she asked.

“We wanted to show you what happened in the fight, we were doing our crusading when we saw what was happening and I recorded what happened on my phone.” The yellow skinned girl with red hair said.

“Thank you Applebloom.” Luna sighed in relief, as she took the phone and pressed the play button on the screen and watched the video. She had to skip a bit until she found what she was looking for, she saw Diablo being picked on first and then saw the squad come and stick up for their friend and then the fight began. She ended the video giving it back the Applebloom.

“Thank you again Applebloom, you made this more easier for me.” With her mind made up her mind and began making her way back to her office.

Meanwhile in Lunas’ dark office the squad was surprisingly quiet, Deadshot was leaning back in his seat with his eyes close sleeping or was looking like he was sleeping. Harley was fixing her make up, and fixing her ponytails. Croc was was quietly growling and snarling to himself as always, Boomerang was shining his bladed boomerang, he turned and saw Diablo just sulking in the corner, with a sad look on his face. He shook his head before speaking.

“Well you were sure a lot of help princess.” he sarcastically spoke.

“It’s better this way, trust me on that.” Diablo says making a flaming skeleton appear behind boomerang, although he didn’t seem to notice.

“Ah, your the fire bloke, eh. Well look what we got here.” Boomerang pulls a lighter form his jacket. “Look here, its fire. Woooo-”. Diablo glares not liking being made fun of.

“Hey could you light my sigaret your pinkie finger, it would be really classy. It would be a proper way to get a girls attention”. Harley has a sigaret that she smuggled in somehow, she flutters her eyes in a seductive manner. She sat between him and Deadshot.

“I’m not lookn’ for a relationship, especially not the crazy type”. He says as he lights her sigaret. She just laughs.

“Hey you, tall, dark, and scaley”. Boomerang tries to get Crocs attention. Croc snarls at him.

“Back there, during to brawl. I actually thought you might really eat that guy”.

“I would’ve”. Croc spoke in a grunting voice

Boomerang had a very (WTF) look on his face. “Ooook, then”? He starts whistling to himself to get out of the very awkward moment. Croc rolls his eyes and goes back to minding his business.

“What answer were you expecting, man”. Diablo says to Boomerang. “He eats people for real, he’s a cannibal”. They both look at Croc and see his sharp claws and teeth that can slice, and bite through flesh and bone. Giving both boys the shivers thinking about it.

“Note to self don’t piss off the man eater”. Deadshot thought to himself, he was listening and in his head he thinks about the teens in the room, their appearances, their attitudes, and their expressions. Being a hitman, he studies each person like a target, trying to figure out each of their strengths and weaknesses.

The door to the office opens, and Luna enters the room. She walks to her desk, and turns to face the squad. “Now -” she begins, but seeing Harley smoke in her office stops her, and Harley continues as if not caring that she is caught smoking. “Ahem!” Luna says getting Harley attention.

“What?”

Luna snatches Harley’s sigaret, puts it out and throws it away.

“As I was saying. Now normally in this situation you all would be punished with detention, or even worse suspension, and given your track records I would have you put back in that prison they call a facility!” she spoke in a menacing tone.

The squad don’t show much emotion, they have been told by the guards and others in the same tone with threats, it doesn’t faze them in the least so they just stay quiet, waiting to be sent back to Bell Reve.

“But”

The squad was actually surprised to here that.

“Given that some kind students, took video evidence of the altercation, and provided you with an alibi. You were just defending a friend in need, and its not right to punish those who do right.”

She proceeds to give them all late notes. “Give these to your room teacher, it will let them know that you are excused, from me and you won’t get counted late”.

Deadshot looked at the note she gave him, he couldn’t believe she actually gave not just him, but all of them a second chance.

“Thanks’ Vice P”. He gave her a thumbs up.

“Don’t be. It is a principles job to care for her students, but fair warning. If any of you are the cause of a ruckus in the future I won’t be so generous.” Luna warns the squad.

The bell rings signaling the students to get ready for class. “You may return to your homerooms.”

The squad start leaving the office and start making their way back to their class room.

“She seemed nice.” Harley said skipping along.

“Yeah, right. You guys don’t really believe she cares do you?” Boomerang says.

“If she didn’t like us she would’ve gotten rid of us. Right?” Diablo said.

Croc grunts (in a I don’t care) way.

“Well we won’t know until something else happens, but right now I like her a lot more that anybody else in this stupid school. Deadshot says as they arrive at their classroom.

They enter and are met with surprised looks that they are still here, they give the teacher their notes and take their seats, as the teacher starts the class.