Concealed Carry

by Evictus

Rating: mature
Tags: Pinkie Pie, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Human
Length: 1144

Everypony knows who the party planner is. Or do they?

Pinkie Pie is loved by all as she is Equestrias party planner but when a man threatens to rob a supermarket Pinkie Pie gets seroius as she has to stop the man. Will she succeed?

Published 2016-09-06 01:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-09-06 01:30:01 UTC

Don't underestimate her

Pinkie Pie heard her alarm and groaned. She had to get up and do her daily rounds. She got up and put on clothes and put on her holster and slipped her Smith and Wesson in. She looked in the mirror and got herself happy and had breakfast and went out. As she walked she kept to herself seeing different people as she walked by her as she looked like her usual self. She had to go to the super market being her usual cheery self humming a tune as she became happier.

When she got inside she went shopping for baking supplies as she scanned the area for immediate danger. As she didn't see any danger she went on to different aisles whistling a tune as nothing would bring down her cheerfulness. Nothing would sour her mood! As she bought stuff a man entered but she didn't see anything wrong about him. He was probably a random guy wanting to buy stuff so she hummed along to the tune in her head as she bought eggs and pancake mix.

She happily flung stuff into her shopping cart and giggled feeling complete happiness as nothing bad would happen to bring her mood down. Nothing could go wrong! She would buy stuff and maybe hang with her friends and then go home. Yes it was going to be a very good day! She skipped along merrily as nobody would affect her negativly.

As she finished she made it to the check out and saw a huge line. She sighed as she hated long lines. As the line went along she saw the man from earlier in front of her. She didn't think nothing of it though as it probably was a coincidence. She examined him and saw him with a thing of vegetables and shrug as it was probably just a usual customer.

As the line shortened Pinkie examined the man. He seemed...off a bit. He didn't seem like a usual customer and she wondered why the man had his hand under his coat. He had a hoody and a hat on as he held a stoic expression. She shrugged it off. He was a bit weird but there was a lot of wierd people so she didn't worry to much about it. She couldent wait to get out as she felt negative energy around him.

She decided that he wasn't from around the area and maybe why she was put off about him but she still didn't understand why he had a long coat since it was spring. Maybe it was damp where he was from. She also didn't know why his hand was in his pocket for most of the time. Maybe he was getting ready to get out his money to pay for stuff. He didn't seem to have much. Alls he seemed to have was a piece of candy.

Soon the line shortened again so she picked up a magazine and started to read it and decided to buy it. She loved these magazines as it had a bunch of recipes in it. She loved all of them as they all looked delicious. Soon it got to the man. Pinkie looked up at him. The man put is grocery down and reached for a pocket to probably take out cash. Pinkie looked down at her groceries to see if she had enough. She counted all of them and then decided that she did and if she found out that she missed some things on her list then she could always go back and buy the stuff that she missed.

As she looked back up she saw that the man finished having his item scanned and he reached for something in his pocket probably his wallet. Then all of a sudden he pulled out a gun and pointed it at the cashier.

"GIVE ME ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY!" The man shouted. Pinkie jumped back and saw that maybe she was right about him all along. She wondered if she should counter him or not. He shouted at the cashier to give him the money and the cashier freaked out and hesitated. The man screamed at the cashier so the cashier started to take out cash and give it to the man and everybody started to back off.

Pinkie didn't know if she should jump in and save the cashier. The robber seemed like scum to her. He seemed like a pathetic piece of worthless shit that should be in jail and denied parole for a few years. Pinkie roiled in disgust and thought over the option of saving the store clerk. She finally decided that she would stand up for the little guy as the cashier seemed frightened and did really seem like a guy who was easily taken advantage of.

She reached for her holster and pulled out her revolver and pointed it at the revolver. The man turned to her and snarled.

"You can't stop me! You look like worthless cow who would run at first sight! Go back to doing what your doing you slut or I will fucking rape you!" The man threatened.

"Stand down! Threatening a clerk and robbing a store is illegal! We will have the cops called and if that won't work I'll take matters into my own hands!" Pinkie warned.

"What will you do shoot me?! You don't have the guts mam! You probably can't even operate that gun and it's really a scare tactic! Run along filthy cunt!" The man insulted. Pinkie cocked her Smith & Wesson and the man burst out laughing at her.

"Ooh I'm so scared! A retard is going to shoot me!" The man insulted.

"I'm going to blow his head off and then I'm going to rape you!" The man yelled. The man spat at Pinkies face but Pinkie seemed unnerved. The man turned to the cashier and threaten him.

"GIVE ME YOUR-" he started to say but was cut off as Pinkie fired the gun at the mans leg and wrestled the gun away from him and the store clerk ran to a safe distance. The people screamed and ran out of the store and the police arrived and arrested the man and questioned Pinkie and Pinkie told them all about what happened.

After the scum was hauled off the people continued to buy stuff but they were all shooken up and quiet about it. As Pinkie payed for her stuff the cashier spoke to her.

"Thanks for saving me back there! I thought I would die." The cashier said gratefully

"I was just helping a fellow citizen." Pinkie said simply smiling as she paid for her things humbly and took off for home and got home and put her stuff away and was glad that she could help in a dire situation.