Author's Note

This story is a masterpiece. Have fun.

"Cliche Opening"

It was a cold, stormy night in Ponyville. Fluttershy was getting all her animals to go to sleep for the night. Her other friends were spending time in their homes, whether it be a cottage or a tree. Fluttershy was very lonely. Then a friend of hers named “Pinkie Pie” could be heard outside Fluttershy's window. Pinkie Pie was thinking to herself of all the human porn that her friend “Lyra” sent her over the weekend, this got her very moist for more. Meanwhile, Fluttershy was giving herself a pep talk on how to better herself, suggesting she was best pony. Fluttershy was quite fond of herself and loved the sense of achievement from being an elitist.

However, she always had a deeper passion for something much darker than her innocent self. Pinkie Pie was playing with herself. Particularly with her ass. This involved many liters of virgin olive oil poured through a Pony Joe’s coffee straw. Fluttershy didn't care much for Pinkie’s nonsense and preferred she did not talk at all. This kept the cottage quiet but at the same time, she found it lonesome. Fluttershy thought to herself about her future. He wanted to be a Stallion Butt Pirate. She watched “Captain Pipsqueak”
(the movie) and loved the scenes with the pirates. They were lawless, potentially wealthy, and could mate with any pony without being condemned.

There was a break in the silence. Pinkie could be overheard making sweet love to a Planet of the Apes action figure. This was very rowdy and disturbed Fluttershy but at the same time excited her. Fluttershy could feel her impulses coming through and asked Pinkie what she did to pleasure herself. Pinkie was very brazen and answered in detail about her homemade contraptions, long wet dildos, and his huge list of favorite human porns. Fluttershy could feel herself tenting, it was ready to let loose upon the world's virgin eyes. Pinkie sensed a disturbance in the pleasuring force. She knew it was coming from one of her friends, but who?