Stranger Than Clop-Fiction

by SaladJohn

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Romance, Thriller, Comedy, Fluttershy, Adventure, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Random, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1694

Looking for a real romantic story? Well, this definitely isn't it. Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy enjoy an evening together that would probably be in a red-room.* Everyday objects are not used responsibly*

A story of two horses and what happens when you collaborate with friends to create a masterpiece. Flutters and Pinkie learn a new friendship lesson through trials and tribulations that may or may not include buckets of gore and everyday objects not being used responsibly. Oh and yes, there are ponies, that do the sexes.:fluttershysad::heart::pinkiecrazy:

Published 2016-09-07 04:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-09-07 04:40:01 UTC

"Still Reading?"

Author's Note

This is where it get's good.

"Still Reading?"

Fluttershy then lustfully stroked her cock through the strands of Pinkie's hair (so to tease her). Pinkie Pie grabbed Fluttershy’s thigh and started to lovingly soak Fluttershy in her saliva. Fluttershy seeing this as a gift from Celestia used Pinkie’s saliva as lube. She grabbed a hoof-full and slathered her meat in it. Fluttershy brutally slapped Pinkie in the face with her now moist cock. Pinkie found this taunting and decided to return the favor on Fluttershy's next slap. Pinkie saw the incoming sausage and like Soarin at a pie convention, bit down.

Fluttershy fought against this attack. She shoved her throbbing rod deep down Pinkie’s throat. Pinkie without gag reflex took it like a bitch. Inch by inch. Hair by Hair. Fluttershy pulled out like the tease she is and prepared for her next move. Fluttershy brought the fuckmares ear exceedingly close to her rock hard penis then proceeded without hesitation to shove the load into her ear drum.

The “frosting” left in Pinkie's ear was then soothingly licked out by her pegasus partner. Drop by drop. Fluttershy, feeling she was losing control of the situation grabbed Pinkie’s rubber chicken and beat her ass with it. She wrapped the warm chicken around Pinkie’s dry, crusty mouth and pulled tight. She flipped Pinkie over on her stomach and while still pulling tight on the chicken forcibly pushed her cock into Pinkie’s bleeding ass, Pinkie then screamed out not knowing whether to feel extreme amounts of pain or massive amounts of pleasure. Fluttershy pounded Pinkie’s ass with her giant cock not sparing an inch. To enforce her dominance furthermore, she bit Pinkie on her back, repeatedly, until she had several swollen, bleeding wounds. Fluttershy was coming closer to her second climax.

When Fluttershy reached her peak Pinkie saw it as an opportunity for payback on her partner. Pinkie reached out for her cake knife. Once Fluttershy lost her stamina Pinkie Pie flipped over on Fluttershy and cut into her now worn out cock. Pinkie then went in and sucked on the fresh wound of the sexy rapist.
The blood poured out more than Pinkie expected and decided to share the fresh juices with Fluttershy, although she was starting to lose consciousness. To beat Pinkie and keep going she had to cauterize the wound. Fluttershy grabbed a steaming pan from the kitchen and pressed the back end of it against her wound. Fluttershy screamed in pain.

""The Climax""

Pinkie came up behind her. Pinkie duct taped Fluttershy’s mouth for her to stop the screaming and violently grabbed Fluttershy by her nipples. She squeezed really hard. Pinkie Pie used her knife again to expand Fluttershy's asshole to fit her holy chode further into Fluttershy's body. Fluttershy passed out from the pain. Pinkie Pie used this as an opportunity to experiment on Fluttershy. She grabbed her party cannon and placed it Fluttershy’s bum. She collected a handful of the pegasus’s pets and placed it in Fluttershy’s ass. She used her hoof to stuff it in, while the party cannon was used as a blocker. Pinkie started thinking she was on a cooking show and grabbed a wooden spoon and a blender from the kitchen. Using the spoon as leverage she broke Fluttershy’s jaw to fit the blender in her mouth. Pinkie Pie turned it on. The blood and flesh that spewed from the spinning blades covered the walls in fresh paint.

Pinkie knew she had to get in there and get her soup on. She now had all her ingredients. Pinkie gathered the body parts, ass soup, and the party cannon and shoved them into her mouth. Fluttershy awoke with a snapped jaw and a shredded mouth. With sheer will power, the two began to make out. They made a perfect pony “meat pie”. Pinkie stood up and looked at her gory but majestic piece of art and masturbated furiously to Fluttershy’s tormented body. Pinkie Pie was reaching her climax. With chode in hoof, Pinkie busted all over Fluttershy's wounds causing severe pain throughout her body.

Above Pinkie's head, a light bulb went off. She ran into the kitchen and grabbed the fresh squeezed lemonade from the fridge. Pinkie ran over to the dying pony and poured the lemonade into Fluttershy’s glazing eyeballs. The pain coursed through Fluttershy as she attempted to scream but only managed to get out some bloody gurgles. Pinkie screamed out in laughter, “Now that’s some eyes cold lemonade!” In her last breaths, Fluttershy wrote a story of her friends. Remembering the good times and leaving out the bad ones.

Author's Note

Almost over I swear.

"Epilogue"

Her only wish now is that she could share such a story with her friends before she passed. Pinkie boomed “explosions!” and with her mighty party cannon crushed Fluttershy’s story. She stored the ball in Fluttershy’s esophagus. Pinkie ate some pills downed with bleach after she slit her wrist. As Pinkie was dying she curled up to Fluttershy’s cold dead body. She smiled and said, “I only wish that more could have cum”.

Twilight had awakened from her great wet dream. She had to stop doing this because she always tended to make a big mess all over her bed when she had these dreams. Twilight started to clean up the sticky output. Rainbow Dash was still asleep in the bed so Twilight had to be very careful not to wake her. It was early so the sounds of the birds outside was a nice offset to what Twilight had encountered in her dreams. But something was off. She heard something. It was coming from down the hallway. Like the pitter patter of some pony’s hooves.

Author's Note

Did you have fun? This has been your daily dose of "clop" content.

"Cliche Opening"

Author's Note

This story is a masterpiece. Have fun.

"Cliche Opening"

It was a cold, stormy night in Ponyville. Fluttershy was getting all her animals to go to sleep for the night. Her other friends were spending time in their homes, whether it be a cottage or a tree. Fluttershy was very lonely. Then a friend of hers named “Pinkie Pie” could be heard outside Fluttershy's window. Pinkie Pie was thinking to herself of all the human porn that her friend “Lyra” sent her over the weekend, this got her very moist for more. Meanwhile, Fluttershy was giving herself a pep talk on how to better herself, suggesting she was best pony. Fluttershy was quite fond of herself and loved the sense of achievement from being an elitist.

However, she always had a deeper passion for something much darker than her innocent self. Pinkie Pie was playing with herself. Particularly with her ass. This involved many liters of virgin olive oil poured through a Pony Joe’s coffee straw. Fluttershy didn't care much for Pinkie’s nonsense and preferred she did not talk at all. This kept the cottage quiet but at the same time, she found it lonesome. Fluttershy thought to herself about her future. He wanted to be a Stallion Butt Pirate. She watched “Captain Pipsqueak”
(the movie) and loved the scenes with the pirates. They were lawless, potentially wealthy, and could mate with any pony without being condemned.

There was a break in the silence. Pinkie could be overheard making sweet love to a Planet of the Apes action figure. This was very rowdy and disturbed Fluttershy but at the same time excited her. Fluttershy could feel her impulses coming through and asked Pinkie what she did to pleasure herself. Pinkie was very brazen and answered in detail about her homemade contraptions, long wet dildos, and his huge list of favorite human porns. Fluttershy could feel herself tenting, it was ready to let loose upon the world's virgin eyes. Pinkie sensed a disturbance in the pleasuring force. She knew it was coming from one of her friends, but who?

"The Next Part"

Twilight was too busy lecturing Rainbow Dash about how displeasing Daring Do 5 was, Applejack and Rarity were in the barn yet again having a heated argument. However, Fluttershy was quiet. She, like always kept to herself but this time was different. Pinkie could hear some moans and groans coming from the cottage occasionally. Why has she not closed her windows? Fluttershy was trying to lead on the curious Pinkie. Pinkie understood now what had to be done. Fluttershy continued her screams of delight as Pinkie thought of a way to attract Fluttershy to her location. Pinkie concluded Fluttershy was in the closet, so she discreetly asked her under her breath if she had “the bigger dick”.

Fluttershy saw this as a threat and immediately questioned Pinkie about her so-called “Bigger dick.” Pinkie knew this would bait Fluttershy so she kept boasting over and over again until Fluttershy had enough. She demanded they compare right now to settle the matter once and for all. Fluttershy had, in such a furious rage busted through the closet toward the surprised pink fuckmare. It had happened so quickly that in the flurry of things Fluttershy had trampled Pinkie onto the floor but undenounced to the both of them Fluttershy's moist 2-foot-long cock had slipped into Pinkie’s crusty anal crevasse and caused Pinkie Pie’s ass to bleed profusely onto Fluttershy's pegasus sausage.

They quickly got off of each other. They looked into each other’s eyes as if they were seeing that pony all over again. “Sorry about that” Fluttershy explained. “No problem,” Pinkie said. Pinkie Pie then gave up on the coy act and whispered: “that was no mistake”. Fluttershy had felt the same way, this only furthered pressure on the sly pegasus’s cock. She needed some form of relief from the massive hard-on and the only way she could (well except for the obvious) is to pound the living fuck out of the nearest living thing. She used her strong pegasus wings to grab Pinkie by the hair and put her on her knees. Pinkie instinctually struggled to pull out Fluttershy’s two-foot-long, wet, throbbing pony cock.

Author's Note

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