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Tidal & Tempest

I sat alone in that ten story house, the night sky complimenting the moonlit interior of the home. I yawned and made my way down the steps. Upon reaching the kitchen, I opened up the fridge and pulled out some leftover dinner I made. "Need to hit the store again." As I began to heat it up, my mind desperately flashed back to moments in history, a year after we married when we purchased the house.

1 year after marriage.

"Delz, is there any particular reason I am not allowed to see?"

"It's a surprise."

"What surprise could possibly lead to me being blindfolded?"

"Come on Aria, don't spoil it now. Trust me, you're going to be blown away."

"If you say so." I sped my car down the dirt road with haste, constantly searching for the structure that would soon appear on the horizon. "There you are." After slowing the car into a park, I got out and helped Aria out of the car. After leading her a few feet up to the structure, I stepped back and whistled. "Delz honey, what was that?"

"Oh nothing, just go ahead and remove the blindfold."

I watched as she slowly removed it and her eyes grew big with tears. "Delz...is...this what I think it is?"

"Welcome to home sweet home."

Suddenly I was on the ground being suffocated by a make out session. That's when six figures jumped out and screamed, "Surprise!"

Aria jumped off me just as quick as she jumped on. "Oh my Celestia!" she said as she piled into the group hug everyone presented. "Why is everyone is here?"

Sonata struggled but finally escaped the hug. "We're moving in too silly."

"R-really? I thought you all would surely move to your own lives."

"Oh we will, just not any time soon."

I walked up and put a hand around Aria."Wanna go see the inside?"

"Yes yes yes!"

She bolted up to the door before I could blink trying to open the door to no success. "Aria, the door is locked."

"Oh. Did I get a bit too excited?"

"Little bit." After opening the door, we all gasped at the sight. The house interior was a sight to see indeed. The floor was granite and smooth while the walls were painted tan, of course I'm sure all the girls will change this to fit their taste. The front door sat opposite of a long hallway leading down to a door which was the basement. On the right of the hallway were stairs leading up to the rooms and on the right of the stairs was a doorway to a huge living room. Another doorway inside the living room led to the kitchen. The living room, basement area, and upstairs were all carpet I might add. "So what do you think? Took me about a year to renovate this place just the way you would like it." Aria was frozen in place, still as ice. "Aria?"

She slowly turned, a bright smile on her face but tears pouring down her cheeks. "I...don't know w-what to s-say. I..." She rocketed into my arms with no hesitation. "I love you so m-much!"

"You too hun."

All the girls gave me a thumbs up as Aria cried into my shirt. "Girls....please vacate the premises for a while." Pinkie Pie was able to pick up on the hint and just disappeared, she didn't walk out, there was just a popping sound and she was gone. Everyone else stood in confusion, more from Pinkie Pie vanishing until she popped back in and whispered something into Sunset's ear. Sunset gasped and began to motion everyone out. After they shut the door, Aria removed herself from my shirt and wiped her tears away. That's when she began to give me the hardest bedroom eyes anyone could give. "So....which room is ours?"

"Uh...up the stairs, 5th door down on the right side."

"Mind showing me where that is?"

"Um..sure. I mean if you really can't find it."

"Delz dear, we're alone and I'm the happiest girl on the planet right now. Make the connection sweetie."

"Alone....happy....am I missing something?"

She giggled at my response as we reached the top of the stairs. Before I could turn to our room, she tapped me on the shoulder. "Should be obvious now." she said as she removed her top giving me a shot of her lovely small breast.

"Well I feel stupid now. Any chance I can grab some aspirin before we do this."

"Hahahahaha...get in the bedroom dear." Here I come soreness.

I removed my food from the microwave and proceeded to the living room. "Man, that was a good day. Course there were better ones."

2 years after marriage.

I woke up to the sounds of birds chirping and my phone alarm going off. Kinda peaceful I guess. What caught me though was the smell of food. Like a speedy little hedgehog, I threw my clothes on and headed downstairs. I expected to see all the girls sitting in the living room waiting for food but no one was in sight. Instead I heard the angelic humming of someone in the kitchen. I slowly made my way to it and peeked in. Instantly my face hit with red as I stumbled backward slightly. "Oh hey there Delz, good morning."

"H-hey there Aria. G-good morning to you too."

"Something wrong?"

"N-no nothing. I'm just curious about the....um...outfit."

"Oh you mean this thing, Sonata let me borrow it." Apparently Sonata kept the maid outfit from our first time living together. It's....revealing isn't even the word, It left nothing to imagination. Aria's small breast poked through it easily while, as soon as she turned to take something out of the oven, her rear was left in the open for all to see. "It's not to revealing is it? She said this would help strengthen our relationship."

"Oh it's strengthening something alright."

Life sure is great despite what it looks like. Sure it seems like i'm depressed right now but actually I'm not. There is good reason as to why the house sits empty except yours truly.

3 years after marriage.

"You're serious?" I said as I held up the paper to clarify.

Aria nodded and happily cheered to herself. "We've been so focused on making the best of our relationship that I completely forgot about this application."

"Dear Aria Blaze, we have reviewed your application and happily accept you join us at Everfree College. This...is...amazing!" I said as I picked her up and spun her around.

Before I could speak, Applejack ran down the stairs and into the living room where we sat. "Hey fellas, you're not gonna believe what just came." Aria held her letter up to AJ who gasped. "You got accepted to?"

Aria and her both happily jumped up and down as I sat and smiled. "So did all of you get one?"

"Pretty much. The rest of the girls are already packing."

"Yea..great."

Aria witnessed my smile drop and ran to comfort me. "What's wrong?"

"It's...just that I'll be all alone when you guys leave. I'm gonna miss you you know."

"Oh darling, don't be sad. We promise to come back at least once a year to see you, Christmas at least."

I gave her playful pout then smiled again. "I'm gonna need everyone's word on this."

"As soon as we're all done packing."

Aria ran like a giddy schoolgirl through the door, Applejack in tow. I was happy for them, really. Although, a bit a bit bummed that I'd be utterly alone over the course of 3 or 4 years. Too bad I went to college already. After about an hour, everyone came down the stairs and piled in front of me. "Hey guys, what's up?"

Suddenly they all posed like anime models and pointed, "We promise to visit at least once a year every year we are gone, Rainboom's honor!"

"You guys....are really the best." I took them out to eat that night, a place in downtown canterlot where I was popularly known as a regular, best pasta in the city. We arrived laughing and playing all falling utterly powerless in the living room. "That had to be about the most I've ever eaten."

Aria giggled as she slid down the ground. "I'd say, you and Rainbow certainly made the most of the bill."

"Hey she challenged me to eating contest, I don't back down from a challenge."

Rainbow fell flat on her back in front of me motioning for a fist bump. "I don't think I've ever been so full before. You got some serious eating skills Delz."

I returned the bump and laughed. "Thanks but I think we both knew who won."

Simultaneously, we both shouted, "Me!" prompting me and her to both stare each other down.

She chuckled then slowly got up to a sitting position. "Rematch when I get back?"

"Oh you are so on." I slowly walked over and picked Aria off the ground, sitting her down next to me on the couch. "So I guess you guys are leaving tomorrow morning?"

Twilight adjusted her glasses before rubbing her belly. "Yes unfortunately, It was quite hard to book ten seats but I made it happen. It's a shame, I may have not have much interaction with you over the recent years but I have grown quite fond of you Delz."

"You're which Twilight again?" She gave me the most terrifying look I've ever seen a cutie with glasses give making me quickly take it back. "Sorry sorry, it was a joke."

"Good."

"I really am going to miss you guys. Competing with you, Rainbow and AJ, Jamming out with you Sunset, Eating sweets with you Pinkie. I also have to say thank you to Twilight and Rarity."

Rarity looked just as confused as Twilight. "For what dear?"

"If it wasn't for you Rarity, I would've never been able to get that promotion. If it wasn't for Twilight, I would've never been able to pass that college level test they gave me for the promotion. Thanks guys, I mean it."

"Your welcome." They responded.

"I especially have to thank you mom."

Fluttershy's blush went ten times the limit that moment. "M-mom?"

"If it weren't for you, I'd still be on the street doing who knows what. You took me in and took care of me, got me my first house, the words don't even count as a worthy thank you."

"Oh my...I'm flattered."

"Course the peak of my thanks goes towards you Aria. You've been there for me every step of the way. At first we hated each other but I'm glad we managed to get past it."

"You have no idea what you do to me. If only the gang weren't around."

Some went, "awwww" some went, "ewwww."

Present day

The girls left that next morning, I waved goodbye to them as they piled into three different cars and sped off for the airport. And so began trying to entertain myself for three or four years. It's been about a month now and i'm already bored beyond belief. I looked outside the window, the sun peaking it's golden rays over the horizon making me cover my eyes in response. "Time for work I guess." After finishing my food, I made my way upstairs and got dressed, throwing on the suit and tie Rarity had made me. I freshened up then proceeded to grab the simple things as I started out the door. "Phone, keys, wallet....alright, I'm good."I unlocked my car upon closing the door and got in. With haste, I turned the key and began to pull out until something caught my eye, a shift of something in the trees just beyond my house. I ultimately chocked it up to being a deer or something and took off for the city. Half an hour later, I arrived in park to Ray's K, the fancy store I've worked at for the majority of my life. I got out, adjusted my suit, and walked inside. "Hello ladies and gentlemen!"

"Please welcome the one and only man with the biggest ego in the store." said a voice from behind the counter.

"What? I can't say hi?"

"Yes you can but you don't have to announce it to the entire store." Out stepped my permanent chief in command, Sunny Flare. Funny story, she was working at her old job but then they apparently wanted her to wear a bikini in the store so she quit. Not like she's gonna get anything different her. "And how are we today Delz?"

"Could be better."

"You're still bored at the house I suppose?"

"Oh big time. I've tried calling Danny a million times but he's not answering. I think I may have to go check on him."

"You could always invite me."

"And end up in first situation ever where the man gets raped? I don't think so."

"Suit yourself, I could've gave you one hell of night."

"Number one, I'm married, number two, you need to stop flirting with employees."

"Would it be wrong of me to order you to show me a good time?"

"Just because you're manager and I'm assistant manager doesn't mean I'm going to obey a ridiculous order like that."

"You're no fun. Customers are coming in by the way."

"To work I go." The day went on as normal, people came in, I show them around, and without error, they leave with something. Even as the assistant manager, I'm working hours just like the others, I just have a say in decisions that involve the store. Last shift of the day, anyone would be happy. Of course I was mixed. Happy to go home but not happy to be alone. Suppose I should've taken Sunny's offer. "Five minutes until I can jet, come on." Four.....three.....two.... Just then a rather unusual man walked in. He was dressed nice, most likely in his late 20's, but walking as if disoriented. "Excuse me sir, are you ok?"

"Fine fine." he said. "Just browsing."

"Well if there's anything you need, don't hesitate to ask."

Just then I could hear Sunny growl silently. "Not him again."

The man quickly placed his hands on me in anger. "Where is she?!"

"Sir, what are you doing?!"

"Tell me where she is?!"

"Who?!" I struggled to resist the man as Sunny whistled. I looked back, still struggling, and watched as she pointed to the man and put her thumbs down. I mouthed, "You sure?" and she nodded. Hope I don't get sued for this. I removed his hands and flung them up, allowing me to drive an elbow into his stomach then the opposite knee into his stomach as well. He flipped helplessly over my leg and onto the ground. "Anyone want to tell me who this guy is?" I said as I cleaned myself off.

Sunny dialed 911 and spoke as if she had done this before. "Hello police....yea it's Sunny....he's here again...thank you." She hung up and walked over to me. "Would you be a dear and drag him outside?"

"Gladly. Who is this guy though?"

"The old owner's crazy Ex-boyfriend. Comes in here every couple of days, usually after you leave, and demands to see her."

"Really? Well thank Celestia he did, most fun I've had all month."

"Well thank you for being here Delz. Would've taken the rest of the employees to subdue him."

"No problem. Well, my shift is over. You got him from here?"

"Certainly."

"See ya later then. By the way, we should really look into security."

"Duly noted."

I turned my car on and pulled out of the parking lot and was about to head home until my thoughts went to Danny. I made an immediate U-turn and headed for Danny's house. Upon pulling up in the driveway of his house, I made one last attempt to call him. "Come on Danny."

"H-hello."

"Danny? You ok? Why are you whispering?"

"Shhhh, keep your voice down. It wasn't safe to answer any calls."

"Safe?"

"Dude, Megan went completely insane."

"What a surprise, another girl gone completely insane after dating you. I thought you dumped her before I got married?"

"That was kinda harsh but i'm good. And I did but she won't leave me alone. She is constantly coming to my house for stupid reasons, in her mind we're still together, and then she's surprised when I kick her out."

"So what's different this time?"

"I'm being held captive in my house."

"But you can just kick her out right?"

"And get shot, I don't think so."

"Shot? Dear Celestia, how many times do you plan on almost getting killed by a girl?"

"This the last time I swear."

"Fine. I'm calling 911 then i'll be in there in a second, just open a window or something."

"On it." I hung up the phone and dialed the number. After giving them our location, I returned the phone to my pocket and got out of my car. A text caught my attention. "Upstairs window, back of the house."

"Alright then." Not easy to climb in a suit let me tell you but I made it happen. I pushed the window open and climbed inside trying to be as quiet as possible. Not easy when you got dress shoes that make a hard thump against the carpet floor. I quickly closed the window and rolled under the bed as Megan quickly appeared in the door way. I watched her feet walk around for a good two minutes before departing into the rest of the house. Upon rolling out, I noticed the closet door in what was Danny's room slightly opening. "Danny?"

"Over here dude, quick."

I made my way into the closet as he shut the door. "You good?"

"Fine fine. Just scared half to death."

"How long you been in here?"

"Two hours."

"And she hasn't found you yet?"

"She's not bright in some areas."

"Well I got your back bro. I'm gonna take her down, you get the gun. What kind of gun is it anyway?"

"Sawed off shotgun."

"Where the hell did she get something like that?"

"I have no idea bro. Just take her down, please."

Me and him both stepped out of the closet and made our way into the hallway. Slowly, I stepped down the stairs, careful not cause a sound. There she sat in the living room holding the gun at her side and watching the TV. "Is she really just waiting for you to come out?"

"Pretty much."

"Here's the plan, I get the gun out of her hands, you grab it and put it as far away as possible."

"Cool."

I sighed as I began to plant my foot to turn the corner. I quickly turned the corner and just as quickly, she noticed and began to aim. I realized the error it would be to rush her and instead dropped to a slide. Everything was in slow motion as I watched the bullets fly over my head and strike the wall behind me. I made the effort to get off the ground as quickly as possible and rush her. I successfully palmed the gun upward before she could fire again. The bullets hit the ceiling allowing me to bring her hand in a circle with my own and swipe the gun throwing it to Danny in the background. "Alright Megan, It's over. You've got no gun and no leverage."

She just stared at me with the intent to kill. Instantly she shot around me and put me in only what I can describe as a reverse full nelson as she flipped me over her body and straight onto my stomach. Danny sucked his teeth as if he had done something wrong. "I thought I told you she knows Judo."

"That never came up in conversation within the last few years." I stood up and was greeted with a roundhouse kick to the face. I stumbled back but caught myself before she could attack with a punch. I countered, taking hold of her arm and bringing it behind her. She brought her leg between mine and tried to flip me over again. This time however, I flipped onto my feet. Quickly, I flipped to facing her and we ended up in a hands together tie up. "I really don't like hitting women but.."

Instantly I brought my leg to her side throwing her off balance allowing me to slip behind and apply one chop to her neck. I stopped her and guided her slowly to the ground. "Dude that was amazing."

"That hurt is what that was. The next time you date someone, make sure they're not crazy."

"I've tried man, I've tried."

"Police, anyone home?!"

Danny went to the front door and guided them in. "Right this way officers. She's right there."

"What happened here?"

I took a second to stretch then sat down. "Crazy girl came in with a gun, tried to kill him, then tried to kill me, so I had to put her down."

Both the cops looked at me then Danny. "You're Danny right?" one of the officers said.

"Yes sir."

"Well that makes sense. Come on, let's get her into the car."

I stood up and walked out with them. "You're not gonna ask any questions?"

"Oh no, Danny is a special case, we always get called for things like this when it comes to him."

"That's hilarious."

I made my way back into the house as Danny hugged me. "Dude, thank you for checking on me. If it weren't for those bad ass kung fu skills, I would've been a goner."

"Hey after what happened with those two stalkers, I figured I would need a little self defense. "You gonna be good."

"Now that she's gone, I'll be fine."

"Well then see ya. And let's try not to be almost killed by another girl cool?"

"I got it, trust me."

"I swear if I see it on the news tomorrow."

"You won't ok."

"Alright then." I made my way back to my car and down the road. "This has to be about the most action I've had in a while. If only these day came more often." Despite how long I was gone, traffic was still horrible, it's going to take me almost an extra hour to get home. Not a surprise that during that extra hour, It began to pour like a waterfall from the sky. I carefully made my way home and pulled into the driveway. I stayed a moment, contemplating how I was going to get to the front door without getting too soaked. I sighed and quickly stepped out of the car dashing to my door and opening it. Before entering though, I looked back to that spot in the trees. The rain made it more than hard to see what was in the distance but I could tell that whatever was there was still there from this morning. I changed out of my suit and put on some rain resistant clothing and made my way into the storm. It was raining so hard that it created a white mist around the area dropping visibility to almost zero. I stumbled in the direction of the movement in the trees as the wind pushed here and there. Without warning, I was on the ground having tripped over something. I looked back to see what it was but the mist made it damn near impossible. It was a person I could at least tell who had a slight trickle of red coming down their forehead. Whoever it was must've hit their head out here and lot consciousness. Acting quickly, I picked the person and immediately figured it was girl by the feminine structure. The wind was the real enemy here, pushing me around like rag doll as I carried her to the safety of my home. I set her down in the living room despite her being wet and proceeded to bulldoze the door closed. "Come on!....Close you piece of.....there!" After removing my jacket, I made my way into the living room and was about to get a good look at the nasty hit to her head......until I saw who it was. I banged my head against the wall in anger as the female who now sits in my chair is none other than, "Adagio Dazzle?.......I hate my morals so much."