Danny DeVito's super hawt interdimensional orgy
Intro:
Goku had died yet again King Kai was sick of Goku dying and coming to his planet. “Alright Goku here’s the deal.” King Kai said in his raspy smoker voice “I’ll revive you on two conditions, the first is that you get teleported to a random dimension, and the second condition is that you must wear a pink one piece swimsuit when you get there.” Goku had no choice but to accept or else he would be stuck there for eternity.
Part 1:
Goku arrived outside of Canterlot High School, Goku expected his arrival would bring some attention but little to his understanding things like this weren’t very strange considering that a student turned into satan last year. He wanted to explore this new world but nature was calling he ran inside the school to find a crapper.
Meanwhile in front of the lockers the Dazzlings discussed how the fans shipped them. “Sonata and I make a much cuter couple than you and Sonata, Adagio.” Snarked Aria the emo dyke “Well at least me and Sonata make a much more functional couple.” Adagio intersected. Then Sonata explained “Oy ladies ladies there is enough of me to go around but I have to run to the shit hole I had too many tacos.” Sonata sprinted to the john excited to finally “release the kraken” as they say. She ran into the stall to do her business leaving Aria and Adagio alone. Aria turned to Adagio and said. “Hey Dagi you know who would make a cute couple? Us.” She brushed her cheek ever so slightly making Adagio blush, turning her cheeks a very faint orange.
Goku smashed the door to the girls room down in a hurry to keep a Deathball from shooting out of his anal cheeks. He rushed into one of the stalls and the flood gates burst he sighed contently as he pulled up his one piece swimsuit as he exited his stall he spied the 3 beautiful Dazzlings. At that moment Goku realized that Chi-Chi had not been satisfying his needs she hasn’t given him a mouth present in so long. His Johnson grew stiff like an oak, his swimsuit did little to hide it. He looked down on his tallywacker and tought. “I could put a coat hanger on this.” And so he did.
The mirrors swung open revealing the fact that they were one-way windows then the short fat goblin hobbled out video camera in hand. He walked up to Goku and said. “Danny Devito, super star show me your penis.” “What exactly is going on here?” questioned Adagio. Danny Devito’s eyes lit up with one of his brilliant ideas. “I could use a couple of sexy bitches like you for a project. How would you like to earn some extra money?” Responded Danny Devito. “Could you pay me in food?” Goku asked. “Sure, whatever floats your boat.” Replied Danny Devito. “Oy! I’m trying to take a mudslide and you bloody cunts keep flapping your bloody gums like a couple a wankers!.” Sonata yelled from the stall. “Why should we help you with this project?” Aria questioned. “That’s a good question.” Responded the goblin king Danny Devito. Danny held up the Dazzling gems put back together via superglue. “These only work if you have a sweet saxophone solo in your sooooong.” Devito exclaimed, Adagio thought to herself. “A chance to be adored by all again? Another chance to be important? A chance for Sonata to show off her sweet saxophone skills again?” Adagio looked the terrifying goblin creature in the eyes and performed her signature rape face and responded with. “We’ll do it.”
Part 2:
One brief interdimensional trip later, they all arrived at Danny Devito’s porn studio “Alright we’re almost ready we just need a few more sexy bitches and gigolos.” “Well I might know a few people who can help!” but Goku’s smile faded when he quickly realized that they were back in his dimension. Goku explained this to King Devito “Don’t worry.” The king said as he hobbled to his closet and opened an interdimensional stargate and went to Goku’s realm to retrieve the sexy bitches and gigolo’s. While Danny was away the Dazzlings had to agree on who had to have sex with Goku but it was going to be tough because they were all super lesbos. “No way will I ever get near a bloody wanker I prefer cunts.” exclaimed Sonata. “Personally I prefer the female anatomy, the feel of it, the smell of it. Hmm.” said Adagio with excitement in her voice as saliva drizzled down her chin. Aria pulled down her skinny jeans to reveal a tattoo of Anita Sarkeesian with her tongue extended towards her vajayjay. “There is only one way to settle this.” said Adagio. “ROCK,PAPER,SCISSORS,GO!” The Dazzling exclaimed. “ROCK,PAPER,SCISSORS,SHOOT TIE GO AGAIN, TIE GO AGAIN, TIE GO AGAIN!” Unbeknownst to them two more figures had entered the competition, the Ginyu Force blue hurricane Burter and the Ginyu Force Red Magma Jeice TOKUSENTAI. The Dazzlings realized this and Sonata asked “Why you bloody wanks wanta ‘ave a taste of that white meat?” “Wait I thought we were playing to see who fights him.” Said Burter. “Why are you even here?” “It’s a HAWT NASHTEE ORGEEEY!” Danny Devito said as he stuck his head out of the closet. “Hmmm I might be interested in that.” said Burter. “But Burter I thought we could be more than mates I thought we could be ...mates.” said Jeice in a hushed loving tone.
A hum had resonated from the closet indicating that Danny had gotten the stargate working using a wrench and 3 pieces of moldy bubble gum he found under a school desk. However the stargate glitched slightly opening up a gate to Goku’s dimension’s hell. Frieza surged forth from the stargate fury in his eyes as he targeted Goku “TIME FOR YOU TO PAY-.Then Frieza paused as he saw the odd assortment of characters. “What’s going on here?” Frieza asked. “It’s a HAWT NASHTEE ORGEEEY!” Danny Devito replied yet again. “Hmm perhaps I can postpone my revenge and participate in this event.” said Frieza with a slight bit of joy in his voice. Danny Devito tightened a bolt on the stargate causing it to finally work properly. “Alright” Danny Devito said to Goku. “Who’s the sexiest bitch in your universe?” Goku only needed to think for a second.
Part 3:
“Hi Bulma” Goku said. “Can you come star in an interdimensional orgy for the goblin king?” Bulma nodded knowing she had nothing better to do today. Suddenly a door opened and Vegeta the prince of all saiyans walked into the room. “Kakarot” Vegeta snarled. “There is no way you’re taking my wife to star in some interdimensional porno!” “Come on Vegeta.” Goku pleaded. “If you let her come you get a free Final Flash to my twig and berries.” Goku bargained. “Well have fun Bulma!” Vegeta said practically (literally) throwing her into the stargate. “Okay we’re almost ready we just need a couple more sexy bitches and gigolos.” Announced Danny Devito to the participants. “Any suggestions?” Aria jumped with joy yelling “Anita Sarkeesian! Get her please!” Danny was skeptical at first he knew she would be difficult to manage and she would not be very happy seeing that it was not a lesbian porno. Danny sighed “Okay fine, fine.” He started up the stargate to set course for earth dimension C I don’t know just roll with it. They arrived outside Anita’s 200 thousand dollar Hawaiian timeshare that was paid for with money from Patreon and Kickstarter. Anita greeted her “guests” to see all the male characters and the sexualized females and began to rant on for what seemed like hours spouting easily refuted arguments. “Yeah that’s nice and all but we were wondering if you wanted to star in an interdimensional orgy or not.” Danny explained. Anita was about to speak but Danny interrupted saying. “You can just do a dyke scene.” Anita agreed right away knowing she didn’t need to be in a crappy misogynist, sexist, male empowering porno. Aria practically tackled her shoving her tongue down Anita’s throat, Anita accepted because it wasn’t a sexist, misogynist, male empowering kiss.
Part 4 I think yeah part 4 I counted okay let’s continue:
They were all transported back to the studio Aria and Anita still making out. “Hey save your energy until the orgy actually starts.” Danny exclaimed but they didn’t listen to a misogynist ,sexist yeah you get it. “Okay one last stop we just need a smokin’ gigolo and I got the perfect dimension!” Danny dashed towards the stargate and set course for earth-M.K. the stargate started zapping as a figure stepped through sunglasses in hand. He slapped them on and said “Oh yeah I’m so pretty.” This man was in fact Johnny Cage he looked around at the smokin’ babes and gave a thumbs up and saying “I’m in!”
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It was now just mere moments before the orgy, the cast was getting oiled up and ready to start. Getting prepared with over 150 cases of dish soap and vegetable oil, then Danny Devito yells “ALRIGHT, TIME TO START!” Then the police show up and just fucking arrest him for da dazzlangs were underaged.
Part 6/epilouge:
The Dazzlings: Sonata mastered her saxophone skills and became a nuisance in canterlot high for walking into mosts lectures playing careless whisper. She was later expelled when she walked into a class playing the sax solo during a test. She now works at a Taco Bell and has made nothing out of her life. Today marks her 2 week battle against depression.
Aria and Anita were finally separated when officers arrested Anita for statutory rape. Aria then married Adagio when they turned 18. They then adopted 8 ethiopian children, they all later died of ebola.
Goku, Vegeta, and Bulma: Though the orgy did not pan out Vegeta did a final flash straight to Goku’s sausage and meatballs, he is currently awaiting surgery. However in lighter news Bulma and Vegeta’s sex life has been amazing after Bulma’s otherwise traumatic experience.
Frieza, Burter and Jeice: They went back to hell and are forced to watch the amazing bulk on repeat for all of eternity. Their screams can be heard all around the universe.
Danny and Johnny Cage: Danny and Johnny were also arrested. During their time in prison they created the most intense gang. Let’s just say someone else picks up their soap.
