Raripire and DJ Pon-Vamp

by Kikio3000

Rating: teen
Tags: Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe, Thriller, Octavia, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Rarity, Tragedy, Horror, Adventure, DJ P0N-3
Length: 1558

So, it appears the rumors are true...DJ Pon-3 and even Rarity have been bitten by bat-ponies...vampire ones! Vampire bat ponies are now common in Equestria, but who would have thought that two heroes would have been affected by them?!

This story will be used as my fourth story for ScribblerProductions' Month of Macabre fanfics in October.

The first chapter is a comedy! :D However, the Gore tag is for the next, (and maybe final) chapter!

So, it appears the rumors are true...DJ Pon-3 and even Rarity have been bitten by bat-ponies...vampire ones! Vampire bat ponies are now common in Equestria, but who would have thought that two heroes would have been affected by them?! Sadly...it appears that the unicorns' friends have been affected by them and other creatures, though instead of making an alliance...they suck their friends dry!

Published 2016-09-20 02:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-09-20 02:30:02 UTC

(Comedy) The Monster Mash and Thriller Night song!

At the Ponyville Halloween party, everypony was in great spirits and some ponies played on the Wii while the others danced the music. The mane 6 are now adults, and everypony has different costumes on. It is almost midnight, so some were tired, however, the sleep ones where woken up by all of the pomp and pleasure. The rest of the villagers were eating or dancing to the Monster Mash song on the Pony-Wii's "Just Dance II game". They were enjoying themselves!

Yeeaaaah! The town hall echoed with the thundering of stomping hooves, then everypony sang along with the song!:

...........

Song - Monster Mash by Bobby Pickpony on the Pony-Wii

Sung by the Pony-Wii and the townsponies!:

I was working in the lab late one night

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight

For my monster from his slab began to rise

And suddenly to my surprise

All of the ponies walked around like zombies, forehooves out in front of them, and all of them had tired or derpy expressions on their faces.

He did the mash

He did the monster mash

The monster mash

It was a graveyard smash

He did the mash

It caught on in a flash

He did the mash

He did the monster mash

Everypony then shook their hooves in the air, and silently pretended to cures at nothing in particular.

From my laboratory in the castle east

To the master bedroom where the vampires feast

The ghouls all came from their humble abodes

To get a jolt from my electrodes

Everypony danced in whatever style they wanted - even Twilight, the worst dancer there! XD

They did the mash

They did the monster mash

The monster mash

It was a graveyard smash

They did the mash

It caught on in a flash

They did the mash

They did the monster mash

Everypony decided to pretend that they were monster ponies such as the shadow ponies. DJ Pon-3 took off her cool glasses to reveal that her eyes had flashed red from its original purple color. She then happily danced with Rarity and Octavia.

The zombie-ponies were having fun

The party had just begun

The guests included Wolfcolt

Flutterbat and her son

(I wish I had a son... ) Fluttershy thought, though she then caught herself.

(Wait a second! I'm not Flutterbat!)

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds

Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds

The coffin-bangers were about to arrive

With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

The Ponytones then harmonized together.

They played the mash

They played the monster mash

The monster mash

It was a graveyard smash

They played the mash

It caught on in a flash

They played the mash

They played the monster mash

**ROOOOOOOOOOOOAR! Hiiiiiisssssss! Fluttershy roared and hissed, playing her part of Flutterbat.

Out from his coffin, Flutterbat's voice did ring

Seems she was troubled by just one thing

She opened the lid and shook her fist

And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?!" :flutterrage:

Fluttershy then turned to Rainbow Dash who was dressed up in a Shadowbolt Frankenstein pony costume. Suddenly, Fluttershy bashed her head into Rainbow Dash's back to prove her point.

OW! Grrrr! "Hey Flutterbat!" Dashie responded, "Your costume is becoming you! It's annoying! :("

It's now the mash

It's now the monster mash

The monster mash

And it's a graveyard smash

It's now the mash

It's caught on in a flash

It's now the mash

It's now the monster mash

DJ Pon-3 nodded her head to the beat.

Now everything's cool, Fluterbat's a part of the band

And my monster mash is the hit of the land

For you, the living, this mash was meant too

When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

Everypony laughed and twirled.

Then you can mash

Then you can monster mash

The monster mash

And do my graveyard smash

Then you can mash

You'll catch on in a flash

Then you can mash

Then you can monster mash!

Wooooooo! Everypony cheered and high-hoofed.

Just as all of the townsponies were REALLY enjoying themselves, Nightmare Moon...(or Luna in her evil form)...told DJ on-3 to stop the game and halt the music in order to get everypony's attention. Suddenly, Nightmare's hair flowed upwards, as lightning crashed while she cackled. She then talked in a hushed voice, then come shouting out in full soprano. Nightmare night...what a fright...give me something sweet to BITE!

AHHHHH! Everypony screamed then laughed, especially the children; they knew that they wouldn't be gobbled up by Luna! She then bellowed in the Royal "We" Canterlot voice;

"Now, my little ponies...stop messing around! This is not fun 'NightMare Night'... it's scary 'Nightmare Thriller Night!" Mwa-hahahhahaaaa!

.........

Song by Michale Jack-pony:

"Thriller/Thriller Night", as sung by Nightmare Moon!

[Verse 1:]

It's close to Midnight Sparkle time; and something evil's lurking in the dark (It's me!!)

Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart

You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it

You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,

You're paralyzed (heeheeheeheeeee!)

[Chorus:]

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night

And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike

You know it's thriller, thriller night

You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

I'm gonna get, something sweet to bite tonight!

[Verse 2:]

You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run

You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun

You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination

But all the while you hear the creature creepin'up behind

You're out of time (goodnight!)

[Chorus:]

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night

There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes

You know it's thriller, thriller night

You're fighting to survive inside a killer, thriller tonight

Nightmare Moon kept hissing at the ponies and snapping her jaws at the foals. She was also performing a secret evil spell that nopony knew about. Celestia was too busy to notice, having turned into her former evil alter ego...Solestia; and was basking in her own 'perfect' radiance.

[Bridge:]

Night creatures call

And the dead start to walk in their masquerade

There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time (they're open wide)

This is the end of your life

(Bye my children!)

[Verse 3:]

They're out to get you, there's demon-ponies closing in on every side

They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial

Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together

All thru the night I'll save you from the terrors on the screen,

I'll make you see....YEAH...see my teeeeeth!

[Chorus:]

That it's a thriller, thriller night

'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try

Girl, this is thriller, thriller night

So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller

Thriller here tonight

Get a fright...Nightmare night!

Nightmare moon then finished her secret spell and roared to scare everypony so that not even Princess Twilight would suspect her suspeicous behavior.

ROARRRR!

[Rap - Vincent Price:]

Darkness falls across the land

The midnite hour is close at hand

Creatures crawl in search of blood

To terrorize y'awl's neighbourhood

And whosoever shall be found

Without the soul for getting down

Must stand and face the hounds of hell

And rot inside a corpse's shell

The foulest stench is in the air

The funk of forty thousand years

And grizzly ghouls from every tomb

Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive

Your body starts to shiver

For no mere mortal can resist

The evil of the thriller

Can you dig it?! (I'm here...ready to feast and create the nightmares of the night, toniiiiiight!!)

ROOOOOAAAR! *Chomp!*

Nightmare Moon would have eaten PipSqueak whole if he had jumped out of the way. He was scared of his favorite princess, but he knew that this was not her true form. Nightmare then maniacally laughed again, showing her sharp fangs, and trying to bite foals. his time, scared everypony in Ponyville, not just the guests at the party. Everyone then left; knowing that the party pooper was also in to end it. As they ponies left, they said goodbye to Princess Nightmare Moon, as she exclaimed once again before turning back into her original form:

"Run little Ponies! For the night may have not lasted forever, but the nightMARE is only JUST beginning!!! Hahahahahahahahah!"

She watched everypony fleeing for a moment, then bellowed to a LEAST half of Equestria:

"Good night, sleep tight! You'll be safe from my HORRIFYING nightmares....TONIGHT!!" Mwahaaahahahahahaaaaa! :pinkiecrazy:

The next day, everypony knew that, by their groggy faces, they had stayed up all night trying to battle nightmares - even Luna herself! The Ponyvillians and Princesses then realized that Luna had taken it too far with her alter ego, and that NMMoon might have cast a secret evil spell to take over Equestria. As Luna bolted upright from being asleep in her bed, she realized that NightMare Moon had not been joking - the nightmares were only just beginning... - even if the night wasn't gong to last forever! :pinkiegasp: