Nervous Little Dashie

So we're sitting in this car, and you look absolutely wonderful, the most wonderful I've ever seen you look, and now I have to drop you off, but I really don't wanna, and I didn't think you'd ever agree to date me, but you did and I'm glad you did, because I was scared and when Rarity said I should I just said okay and I asked and, my god, you seemed so eager to go out with me, and the last date I went on was with Pinkie Pie, and that, heh, well, that was a break up date, and I mean, look at you, you're stunning, I wanna kiss you and what you're kissing me what do I do, do I kiss you back do I pull back oh, you're climbing on top of me, my hands are on your ass. This is becoming a good thing, and I'm liking it, you're kissing my neck I'm so wet I'm sure you can feel it, I swear I didn't pee myself can we please go in your house nobody's awake I'm sure, please, we're not in your truck, I need to move I'm starting to squirm please don't think I'm uncomfortable, because lord knows I'm not, you're making me -- what are you, dear jesus you're naked, fuck you're hot as fuck, and I need to take my stuff of, and I did now, why is my mind racing so fast, I'm so nervous I was never this nervous with Pinkie Pie, but she broke up with me for whatshisface.

I can't believe, oh hey, my seat can recline, I didn't didn't know that, oh bye pants, dear god you're good, I can't hold this in, my underwear is like jumping off by themselves, and I'm not going to be able to contain myself any longer AJ, please take me now. There go my underwear and I'm undoing my bra, who's 20% cooler? I mean, 20% hotter? You are, that's who! I'm kinda hoping that I'm not dreaming, and if I am, well, that is fucking fantastic.

As you're licking everywhere all I can do is quiver, you ask me if I'm okay, and all I can do is moan. Why? Why are you so god damn hot? I am falling more and more in love with you, and I don't know if I should hate it, or love it. Oh fuck, I'm cumming. God, your fingers are -moan- so -moan- good! That was amazing, and now your lights are on in your house. It seems like you have to go, and that really stinks, because man did I just have the greatest time of my life, and, not just the sex, the whole thing.

The dinner, the drive to your place, the way you looked, the butterflies, and, I did enjoy the sex. But, you've already kissed me goodbye and are now in your house. I guess I should get home. I love you Applejack, see you tomorrow.

I get home and get to bed. I love the fact that you're the way you are, you explained that you're not attracted to females, not attracted to males, but attracted to the personality of oneself. And you know what? I'm okay with that, no, really, I am. I pop in a movie and you text me. "I can't wait to see you at school tomorrow." I smile. I text you back. "Me either." I text back.

Wow am I lucky to have found someone like you. I look at Tank, and he smiles back. I know, reptiles can't smile, but he did, because he can feel my happiness. I give him some fruit and kiss his shell. I'm so happy, not sure if I mentioned that, brain. I have so many thoughts. I think I want to marry Applejack, but, that would be taking it fast, and, I don't wanna push that. I almost did with Pinkie, we were engaged. Sad thoughts, uh oh. AJ is here to save me though, and I'm happy, with Applejack, I love her so much. I should get in the shower. I do have school tomorrow, and, I should get some sleep. I get in the shower and it's nice. Not as nice as Applejack though. I swear I can take a shower in 10 seconds flat. I get into my rainbow pajamas and all I can think about is her face. I start to doze off to sleep and dream about Applejack.