Brian and Stewie: Road to Equestria
Chapter 1:Starting slow
-In Quahog-
It was a slow and boring day at the Griffin’s residence, nothing good was on TV and the next episode of Family guy was still being produced, which left our wacky family with nothing special to do, until Stewie,who was dying of boredom, decided to shout
"AAGH I can’t take it anymore!!!" exclaimed Stewie
"Me neither, i haven't been this bored since that time we went to comic con" said Brian
-Cutaway gag-
Stewie and brian are in a huge line waiting for their turn in getting an autograph of Stan Lee
"This line is so big!my legs are hurting like hell!!" exclaimed Stewie
"I know, mine too, but don’t worry, it’s almost our turn" replied Brian
At the beginning of the line, instead of finding Stan Lee, they find a path that leads to another line, that's also huge, tired of standing they scream
"aww c’mon!!" exclaimed both Brian and Stewie
"why do they have lines to enter other lines?!" asked Brian to no one in particular
-End cutaway gag-
"well, I’m not gonna sit in this couch anymore for the rest of the evening!Come on Bri, let’s go on an adventure" announced Stewie
"hey uh do you guys think I can go this time?" asked Peter
"NO!!!!" exclaimed both Brian and Stewie
"this is our thing" said Stewie
So,Stewie and Brian went upstairs to get in stewie's room so they could begin another "road to...." adventure, they went to the middle of the room to discuss what they should doas an adventure
"so, what do you have in mind? Time,multiverse or world travel?" asked Brian
"I don’t know, let’s spin the wheel!!" answered an excited Stewie
The camera zooms off to show a big wheel like in those game shows, but only one quarter of the wheel is dedicated to multiverse while the rest is dedicated to time travel and world travel(both equal in size).Stewie spins the wheel and when it stops,it lands on multiverse,much to the surprise of everyone, suddendly ballons and conffeti are twrown on the room while some dancers appear out of nowhere, the 'host' of the show appears and thanks the everyone for watching the show
"You know, they really don’t use the multiverse plot to its full potential, i mean, we barely use it" said Stewie
"well,i guess deep down they wanted to give this opportunity to the fans, because of their immense love to them"
an awkward silence followed by a cricket sound is spreaded through the room, until the silence is broken by the laughter of the baby and the dog ,after good five minutes, they finnaly composed themselves and started doing their thing
"okay okay let’s go bri, back to the multiverse!! said stewie as he shook a tiny tear off his eye
And so a blue flash of light spreads through the room and our characters disappear to go to another dimension
-In Equestria-
A flash of light appeares on a forest (you probably already guessed what forest it is), and a baby and a dog came out of it.
"where are we?" asked brian as he checked his surroundings
"well, according to the multiverse remote this is a universe where humans never existed and for some reason horses took the role as main civilization" answered an unsamused Stewie
"Horses?"asked an weirded out Brian
Our characters were really skeptical about a world ruled by horses, but they both knew it was not a good idea and regarding their last experiences with horses(the brain damaged horse), they decided to leave this place as it is and not get involved with it in the slightest
"you know, in some universe, there’s a stewie who actually agrees that horse civilizations make sense, but not me, let’s go somewhere else, i'd rather die of boredoom than being pooped at by horses" said stewie with a straight face
Stewie was about to press a button but suddendly a buzzing noise could be heard from his pocket, he took it but instead of a phone, it was another device with charts and calculations on the screen
"huh that’s weird,my energy sensors are tracking strange energy waves with no pattern at all...it’s something so bizarre…" pondered Stewie out loud
They decided to shrug it off and decided to get going, so stewie putted the device back in his pocket and brought out the multiverse remote, but instead of being welcomed with a flash of light, they were welcomed with a black screen, stewie seemed worried, and it didn't take brian too much to pick on that
"let me guess…ran out of battery?you know, you should really check those kind of things BEFORE we go" declared an annoyed brian
"what?and ruin the dramatic part of the episode and the only reason why we should stay here more?" asked an also annoyed stewie
They knew if it was a world ruled by horses, they would have to LOOK like horses so they could wander around and ask for plutonium(the battery that charges the remote), so stewie grabbed a strange device that looked like a tiny brick with an antenna glued to it
"alright, in order to make our disguises, we will have to find test subjects to scan them, make our disguises by scanning them get the hell out of here" said stewie
"you said scan and disguise an awful lot of times" said brian
"i just lke those words, now let's go" said stewie
So they started their quest to find horses(this phrase sounds weird, I don’t know why), they were walking casually in hopes of finding one at this dense dark forest.It was a peaceful walk until our obligatory timber wolf appearance….appeared….yeah…
Stewie and brian looked at that terrible 3d animation creature for about 3 minutes, waiting for it to make a move, which never came, so stewie decided to break the silence by asking the question they and a lot of fans made the first time they saw that creature
"OK, what the f*** is THAT supposed to be?" asked stewie while keeping a straight face
"a TIMBER wolf?God that’s so terrible, who comes up with this stuff?" asked a unamused brian
The 3d beast did not take kindly to snoopy’s words and lunged at them until stewie tooked out a ray gun from hammerspace and blasted it to smitherins, brian was abou to comment on how anticlimatic that was until it regenerated and for some reason and for plot convenience more wolfes appeared in an attempt to catch their prey, sure stewie could have blasted the other ones and then escape but they decided to not blow it for the author.Brian and stewie screamed and ran into the opposite direction(good idea guys)until they both stopped when they faced a dead end by a cliff
"oh no a dead end!!this is so cliché!!!!" said a terrified brian
"wait! got an idea!"said stewie
He grabbed a stick that was conveniently standing right next to them and threw the stick over the wolfe’s heads, it worked, they all ran after the stick, brian was about to run after it too but stewie held his ear to stop him.Not that it was over, they decided to go back to the main plot.
They walked for a few hours, and were starting to think that there were no horses, until they heard laughter, proof that either they were going to get eaten by hyenas or would find civilization, but the author knew better and chose the 2nd possibility, they approached that sound and found a cottage, in this cottage was none other than fluttershy and applejack, who were laughing of something not relevant to the story at all.
Our heroes proceeded to a bush and waited a few seconds before they could scan them,the machine quickly made its thing and turned them into their pony counterparts(just like the cover art), it made a few beeping sound after being done, which got the attention of the mares
"what on tarnation?what the hay was that?" asked a confused and startled Applejack
" don’t know, but I seems to have come from those bushes" answered Fluttershy as she pointed to the bushes they were hidden in
Both Brian and Stewie had looks that could be translated to “oh crap”.Applejack approached the bushes and pushed some of the leaves away to show our heroes sitting there with panic expressions
"who are yall and why were yall snooping around?" asked applejack frowning
Brian mentally thanked the laws of convenience they speaked english and were not brain damaged
"Hi,we weren't snooping around ok?we just got lost in the woods and were looking for civilization!"answered brian
Applejack being the element of honesty, could not tell they were lying because it was half true, but she could also tell they were hiding something as well
"ok I trust you,the quickest place with more ponies is over there it’s called Ponyville, can’t miss it" answered a applejack as she pointed towards ponyville
"thanks, hey, you wouldn’t happen to know where we can acquire plutonium would you?" asked stewie
"plut-what?never heard of it sugarcube" said applejack
"gee, how surprising, a farm horse dosn't know something" said stewie inaudibly
"who are you folks by the way?" asked applejack
"I’m Brian and this is Stewie" said....brian
"weird names yall got there, I’m applejack and that Pegasus standing in the background(ironic that it wasn’t applejack in the background huh?)is fluttershy"said as she pointed to fluttershy
"let me guess, she’s shy and you like apples?" asked brian sarcastically
"how did you know?" asked a bewildered applejack
"it’s like naming someone twilight because they like books, see where we're getting here?" asked stewie
"uh, not really, and how do you know twilight?and its somePONY" said applejack
"oh god, bri we gotta find plutonium fast, I REALLY don’t like this place!"said stewie now panicking
"screw you too" said fluttershy in the background
So our heroes took haste to ponyville, in search of someone who could give them plutonium and a stable plot
