Team VTP - Vehicles Turned Ponies

by ppg1998

Chapter 2: Talking Ponies (Full - Edited)

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Impala slowly made her way towards town to see if she could find two brothers, an angel and possibly a demon if the situation was that bad, but since she was now in control of a living body, she wouldn't put it past the the Australian or Irish bastard. Despite the fact that she was having trouble managing her new hooves, ‘Or is it trotting? Whatever, I'm calling it walking until someone tells me otherwise. Impala found herself rapidly getting better at walking once she convinced “Applejack” to let her walk without constant support.

Applejack was a nice ‘pony’ all things considered, but Impala got a strange vibe from her and made the decision to stay away from the “cowpony” until she could either figure out her deal, or until she can find Sam and Dean so that they can find a way to get back home. ‘Whichever comes first.’

It only took about twenty minutes for the pair of them to reach the nearby town where Impala noticed the crowds of pegasi and unicorns here, all brightly colored too. ‘Unicorns, and pegasi too? Ok who the hell made this eyesore of a world?’

What really got Impala’s attention was that she noticed there was a big red stallion pulling a wooden cart through town like it was the freaking dark ages and then seeing a pony that looked like a DJ from the present who was passing by with electronic keyboard floating in the air with some blue light surrounding it. Impala was trying her absolute hardest not to look like a dumbstruck idiot. ‘Who ever sent me here has very weird sense of humor.’

It was a little difficult to blend in since she was the only one in the town, by her view at least, to have a black coat of fur. She was getting a few weird stares, but did her best to ignore them as she continued her little unusual walk. ‘Why is everyone looking at me like I’m the odd one here? Mind your own damn business and look in a mirror.’

After a two more minutes of walking Impala then heard a giggle. Turning her head to where she thought she heard the noise Impala was forced to perform a double take at the sight before her. It was a gingerbread house. An honest to Louis and William gingerbread house. Impala looked at the house, tilting her head in confusion and bewilderment. ‘I swear to God if that's actually made of gingerbread, I'm done.’ Impala was about to get a closer look at the house to see if her suspicions were true or not, but stopped when the giggles started up again, closer than before.

Impala slowly turned her head to where the giggles were coming from, only to be greeted with a pair of big blue eyes framed in pink along with high pitched voice like a little girl. “HI!” Impala jumped a little in the air and landed on her flank in surprise. ‘WHERE DID SHE COME FROM?!’ The pink pony then bounced around Impala like a hyperactive puppy, speaking like she didn’t need to stop for breath. “Hi my name is Pinkie Pie, what's your name? I've never seen you before around here and I know everyone that's been in this town, that's a really cool mane you got there, it's very rare to see a pony with a black mane like yours, I can't wait for us to be friends and for you to meet all my friends too!”

Pinkie then continued to ramble on about so much girly stuff. Impala could feel her hooves shift as her temper started to rise at the continued babbling, something in her just wanting the pink pony to shut up, but something in the middle of “Pinkie’s” ramble got Impala’s attention. ‘Wait, she knows everyone in town and everyone who has been to it? Maybe this living cartoon character could help me. I just hope I keep my sanity for long enough to ask.’

Impala then got back up to her hooves and a very deep breath and did her best to swallow her pride and try to talk with this crazy pony. “Pinkie, you said you know every pony that is and has been into this town?”

Pinkie stopped bouncing for a moment to talk at a more understandable pace. “Yeppers peppers! Why? Are you looking for someone?”

Impala tried to smooth her expression out to something neutral, the twitching in her eyes remaining as she throttled her impatience down to a manageable level “Yes. Do you think you can help me?”

Pinkie then put her right forehoof to her fore head in a silly looking salute while still smiling. “You bet I can or my name isn't Pinkamena Diane Pie. Who are they and what do they look like?”

“Ok Pinkie, I am looking for three… stallions, two of them are brothers and the last one is a friend. Their names are Sam and Dean Winchester while the friend's name is Castiel or Cass for short. Sam is the younger brother, but is taller than his older brother Dean and both have brown ha… manes. Castiel has a black mane, constantly acts like he has a rod shoved up his tail, and he has wings if I remember correctly. There might be another one by the name of Crowley. He has a foreign accent, really likes to hear the sound of his own voice, and is a bit of a jerk. Seen any pony like that around here?”

Pinkie’s face changed looked to be a silly version of a serious face that was just annoying Impala even more. “Nope! Nopony like that around here. But I'll be sure to keep a look out if I find them and you'll be the first to know. That's a pinkie promise.”

Pinkie then did a weird gesture with her hooves and signed a bit. “Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.”

Impala nearly lost it there. ‘WHAT IS WITH ALL THE GIRLY CRAP IN THIS WORLD?!’ Impala took another deep breath. “Thank you Pinkie.”

“No problem… Oh hey I never got your name.”

“It's Impala.”

“Cool name Impy. Hey, If you want since you're new to town would you like a tour? I know this whole place like the back of my hoof. Come on it’ll be fun and we can turn that frown upside down.”

Impala just sighed at the exhausting pink pony, her mood leveling out somewhere around the same annoyance she had whenever Sam spilled his coffee all over her upholstery back when she had been a car. Pinkie certainly seemed just as sickly sweet, and even stickier as the accursed black fluid. ‘As much as I hate to admit it. I need help finding my way around this town. My top priority is to find a place to sleep and maybe a library or something that can tell about this world so I don't get anymore surprises. I just hope I can keep my sanity that long.’

“The tour sounds… tempting, but I mainly just need some help finding a library and a place to sleep.”

“Hey I know a place that can solve both of your problems!”

Impala then tilted her head in confusion. “What do you mean-” She barely got the words out before Pinkie grabbed her hoof and started dragging her away at highway speeds down the cobblestone roads to god knows where. The car turned pony screaming at Pinkie to slow down the entire time.


‘This is absolutely fantastic! I only woke up five minutes into this world and I am already on the good side of royalty! Or at least not to the point where they try to immediately kill me. This world is so beautiful, a little too much on the cute side, but all still fascinating.’ Tardis and Luna were both walking down the corridor passing guards who almost all gave Tardis weird stares as they were on there way to meet with Celestia so that they can figure out the situation with Tardis.

Tardis was looking around in total amazement as she looked at every Column, window, guard, and everyone that catches the mare’s eyes. It was all so fascinating to Tardis. Luna gave a small smile as she saw Tardis act a little filly. It was rather amusing to her, but Luna decided to break the silence as they were walking. “So miss Tardis, could you explain what is this “Thief” you kept mentioning? Could you please enlighten us on this being?”

Tardis stopped staring at some of the walls and guards to turn to live a still having her happy expression. “Certainly! He actually likes to be called the Doctor.”

“Doctor who?”

“Exactly!”

Luna just looked more confused. Luna then decided to put it away with the rest of the stuff in her mind that she didn't understand about this mare. “We'll miss-”

She was cut off by Tardis. “No miss please, that makes me sound old, Tardis is just fine thank you very much.”

The guards in the hallway gave Tardis cold glares for Interrupting Luna, but it didn't seem to bother the princess too much. “Ok, Tardis, why do you call ‘The Doctor’ your thief?”

Tardis actually started to look sad for a moment. “Oh, that's just a nickname I gave him. I like it, but I'd rather not tell the story behind it. It's not exactly a happy tale.”

Luna saw that Tardis was genuinely sad after that and decided to drop it, but was now rather curious what exactly happened. She then decided to change the subject and worry about the mare’s past later. “Ok Tardis. Speaking of, what exactly is the mean of your name and appearance? I mean no disrespect, but it's rather unusual name for a pony.”

Tardis had sudden realization of her situation. ‘It's probably not a good idea to tell I wasn't a “pony” before I ended up in that closet. Now that I think about it nobody has the same hooves I do. This could be a problem. Better wait until both me and the princesses are behind closed doors to discuss this. What can make the situation turn to instant silence for a while?’

Tardis started thinking a bit and changed her expression back to her cheery self almost instantly after coming up with a idea. “For my appearance I am not aware how I got to look like this exactly, but as for the name issue, if you don't like it you can call me sexy. My thief calls me that sometimes when we're alone, but I never understood why.”

Luna face blushed furiously and both of them could hear more then few snickers and giggles coming from the guards behind them. Luna recomposed herself and then spoke with still a little embarrassment in her voice. “On second thought, let's just go to my sister in silence.”

Tardis was simply smiling and giving herself a mental high five. “Fine by me.”


Derpy was currently holding Delorean's right foreleg over her neck as they both were walking down the cloud road towards Spitfire’s house. Delorean was still slightly slumping as she walked, but with Derpy’s help she was now at least able to stay on her hooves for more than two steps at a time.

Even as close as she was Derpy didn’t notice Delorean looking down at the cloud road underneath her hooves, wonder and curiosity in her eyes. ‘This is amazing! I can’t believe I can walk on clouds now. Oh and having a living body too. Man I really do need to get some common sense. Maybe I hit that lamppost harder than I thought.’

Delorean decided to worry about it later and broke the silence as they walked down the cloud road. “Thanks again for helping me Derpy. I really appreciate this.”

Derpy just smiled. “No problem. I wouldn't just leave somepony who took a major hit like that and just walk away like nothing happened. That's not the kinda pony I am.

Delorean smiled. “Glad to hear. By the way, where are we going?”

“We're going to my sister’s house. Don't worry, she may come off as a little rough, but she can be a real sweetheart when she wants to be.”

“Cool. Can’t wait to meet her.”

The both of them continued walking for while in silence. Until Derpy decided to ask a question after two minutes of walking. “Hey Delorean?”

“Yea?”

“I don’t mean to be rude, but doesn’t Delorean sound more like a stallion’s name?”

Delorean thought about that for a moment with a blank expression. “Huh. I never really thought about it. Why do you ask?”

Derpy looked away from Delorean with a hint of shame on her face. “It’s just it sounds a little weird to say to a mare for me. I’m sorry if that sounds mean.”

“No it's fine. People don’t really call me by my first name often anyway.”

Derpy raised an eyebrow and cocked her head in confusion. “People?”

Delorean’s eyes opened wide as her pupils became smaller. Delorean did her best to keep her cool with a forced smile. “Oops, my bad, just a slip of the tongue. I tend to be a little clumsy sometimes. I like to call them glitches.”

Derpy bought it and smiled. “Oh, that's pretty interesting.”

Delorean slightly sighed in relief. ‘Nailed it. Best not to give her a mind blow. I have had way too many of those for one lifetime. Especially Marty, I really need apologize to him when I see him again.’

“So just curious, what is your full name?”

Delorean then thought for a moment before she replied. ‘Best to just go with Doc’s and Marty’s for now. Hopefully it sounds believable here’

“Delorean Mcfly Brown.”

“Cool, is it foreign or something?”

Delorean then looked away from Derpy for a moment. “You could say that.”

“Neat. Hey, this may seem weird, but would you like a nickname?”

Delorean turned her attention back to Derpy with a curious expression. “A nickname? Hmm… Sure, why not?”

“Cool. How about… Del?”

“Del?”

“Yea, Del.”

“Hmm… I like it.”

“Awesome. Del it is then.”

‘Del, I think I could get use to that. Definitely better than just saying “The Car”. I wonder if anything interesting will happen while I'm here. With my luck something is bound to go wrong, but best not to focus on that now. I mean what's the worst that can happen?’


Meanwhile just outside the solar system was a small and thin crack in space and time. It just looked like small white glowing line no bigger in one inch piece of thread. Then suddenly, completely unaware by anything except gods, the crack had just gotten slightly bigger.


Author's Note

This story is really fun to make, and I have to admit, I never thought I would get this popular with just the first chapter. I am so glad people love this, and I will continue this for as long a possible. I love all these franchises and it is blast to write about them. The next chapter will take a while because my editor needs a break after this one is finished. I will reveal my editor after his rest is over so people won't bother him. I hope you all enjoy the chapter regardless of being unedited or not. See you later. Have a trollestia. :trollestia:

Edit: I am very sorry for not updating I a while, it was a combination of a writers block and not hearing from my editor in a month. Anyway things have been cleared and things should getting back on track. Here is the fully edited version now.

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