Dangan Ronpa Ponies

by BetaWolfs

Chapter One- Rules and Regulations

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Twilight woke up slowly, noticing she was now no longer on the floor, but in a decently comfortable bed in a stone room. She instantly knew that it was not her room. She rubbed her head, getting up quickly and examining the room around her. There was a wooden bedside table, with a lamp that no longer had a working lightbulb. She also noticed a painting hung up neatly on the wall, a painting of Luna and Celestia standing tall above a group of Equestrian ponies.

"Ngh... Spike? Spii-ke!" Twilight tried to call out to her assistant, but nobody came. She looked at the door, walking over to it and opening it,  revealing a dimly-lit hallway and a path to a larger room. She also noticed more doors that had lined the hallway. She looked at the nameplate shown on the first door.

'Pinkie Pie, Super Pony Level Party Planner.'

"W-What?! Pinkie is here too?" Twilight gasped. She looked at another door.

'Vinyl Scratch, Super Pony Level DJ.'

"H-How.. they're all here! All my friends.." She told to no one. She then looked at her own door.

'Twilight Sparkle, Super Pony Level Librarian.'

"I guess we all have titles, then." She sighed to herself. She then saw something catch her eye on her bedside table; a small note in shaky handwriting.

'Hello! and welcome to The Castle of the Two Sisters! i have a game I'd like to play with you, and I need you all here to see it! Come to the throne room, I have a surprise waiting for you~! I have left directions on the bottom of this note. Goodbye, and welcome to...

...the castle of despair.'


"Ok, it should be right here.." Twilight told herself, levitating the note, studying the instructions. "Is it-"

"Hey! There's..." A familiar voice said.

"..Twilight?!" Another exclaimed. A few ponies walked up to her, revealing to be her friends Rarity, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie.

"W-What.. where.." Twilight tried to ask.

"Don't ask, as we don't know either," Rarity sighed. "I can't even remember what happend before I came here, honestly.."

"I.. did you all get the note?" Twilight asked.

"...The one tellin' us to go here for a special meeting? Yep. I think we all got the same thing," Applejack replied.

"B-But.. what about the nameplates? The super pony levels? The meeting.." Twilight began listing off.

"I think we'll all get that explained to us soon..." Rarity told her.

"Aha! We're all here now, yes?" A chilling voice called from Luna's throne, despite nopony being there. All of a sudden, Twilight knew something.. she knew that voice.

"Goody! I think I'm ready to introduce myself!" She called again. Then, a pony came flying downwards, sending a chill up Twilight's spine. It was half Princess Luna, and half Nightmare Moon, making a terrifying half-and-half pony hybrid.

"You shall now refer to me as.. NIGHTMARE LUNA!" Nightmare Luna screeched. She pounded her hooves on the ground, two banners rolling down, and covering up the usual Luna and Celestia ones. They both showed a side view of Nightmare Luna, one being the Luna side and the other being the Nightmare Moon side.

"I think it's time for some rules, shall we?" She smiled, showing a large array of sharp teeth. "You should know all these ponies, but don't get too attached! I know for a fact that they will turn your back on you at any moment!" She snarled. Twilight quickly examined the ponies in the room with her.

She saw all of the mane 6, Derpy and Doctor, Lyra and Bon Bon, Octavia and Vinyl, Zecora, Trixie, Cranky, and finally Shining Armor.

"W-What do you mean by 'Don't get too attached?'" Dr. Whooves questioned.

"Good question, Whooves! I shall explain. You see, if you ever want to leave this place, you have to kill eachother and get away with it!" She said surprisingly happily.

"K-Kill?! I-I.. this is some sick joke, right?!" Rainbow Dash yelled.

        "Nope! No joke here! That's Pinkie's job!" She laughed.

"S-So.. if we want to leave.. we have to.. k-kill..?!" Bon Bon cried.

"Yep! And get away with it, too! You see, when there is a murder," She started.

"If there's a murder?!" Trixie said, stomping hoof on the ground. Nightmare Luna sighed.

"The pressure will eventually get to you ponies,  give it time." She growled. "Anyway, we will hold a trial. You will pitch in your clues, and try to determine the murderer. If you guess wrong, the murderer will escape, no charges at all, and everyone else will be killed! If you guess right, however, the murderer is executed and everyone else will live on! Sound fun?" She smiled crazily. Twilight was on the ground, hooves over her head. She wouldn't have to kill her friends, would she?

"You can kill your victim any way you'd like! Drowning, stabbing, suffocating, the possibilities are endless." She said, looking at the group if ponies. "You must in your room at 10:00 sharp. No exceptions." She then told them.

"Food will be restocked daily. You have lunch at 11:00, and dinner at 7:00. Anyone who doesn't make it to lunch or dinner on time, I will make another pony go and get you. Hehe, unless you're dead!" She said happily.

"I think that's all you need to know, call me if you need me! Ahaha! Have fun, my little ponies!" She yelled, before disappearing in a cloud of smoke.

"Oh, this can't be real.." Twilight cried to herself.

"This.. this can't be real!"

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