The sensation of the century

by Jonny Bench

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Other, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 1014

A round of do not laugh goes wrong in the office, and Redvacktor is teleported to Equestria. Antics ensue

One day, YouTube sensation Redvacktor is recording a round of do not laugh with his co-workers when he is accidentally teleported to Equestria. These are the adventures of Red on his quest to return home to his friends. The question is, will he ever get home?

Published 2016-09-13 02:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-09-13 02:20:01 UTC

A real sensation to behold

It was a relatively quiet day in the town of Ponyville. Everypony was lounging around in the sunlight provided by the pegasi, the flowers are blooming. Everything is absolutely perfect. On days like these, nothing can go wrong. Nothing that is, except for the rumbling sound that can be heard and felt in the ground.

Everypony is starting to panic, the herd of cows that live on Sweet Apple Acres, was spooked by something, and is now heading straight towards the town.
“Applejack, where’s Applejack!” The mayor shouts, desperately trying to find their savior before the town gets trampled
“Mayor Mare!,” the princess shouts as she starts to run towards her, “she, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy went to Appleoosa to play in the buckball championship. I don’t think I can stop the cows with my magic either, they’re moving too fast. We need to evacuate now!”

“Agreed, let’s start moving immediatly!”
She replies.
Suddenly, a portal opens up in the sky, and something red falls out, screaming, followed by an assortment of random items, and lands right in front of the cows. Twilight notices this, and runs in to try and save it.

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Meanwhile, in America, Earth.

“Hey guy’s welcome back to do not laugh. The concept of the game is simple, someone is in the middle and everyone takes turns trying to make them laugh. If the person in the center laughs, then the person who made the joke goes into the middle and gets a point, and the first person to three points wins. Today I’m here with Thatguybarney, Aphmauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, and the one, the only, YouTube sensation Redvacktor!
“Everyone is dirt.”
“Adam, you’re going to pass out from saying my name like that one day.”
“Apple Apple Apple!”
Right now, Skydoesminecraft is recording a do not laugh with some of his co-workers. They’re all having a blast, laughing at each joke, no matter how much cringe is involved. After many jokes, leaving some people so salty that they could turn a lake into an ocean, it’s the final round. Everyone has two points, and it’s Sky’s turn to make Red laugh.

“Red, get into the center, I got the perfect joke for you!”
“If you say so Adam.”
Adam changes his skin into Rigby from regular show, and puts a piano down, while holding a portal gun in his hand.
“Alright Red, I’ve had it up to here with you, now if you don’t apologize, I’m gonna do what I do to everything that annoys me.”

“No, Adam, please don’t fire me!” Red replies with a very convincing voice

“What, no. I’m not going to fire you.” Adam replies

“Oh what a relief, you got me real good Adam.”

“Actually, I was just going to SEND YOU TO THE MOON!” Adam says before firing a portal right at Red’s face, sucking him in. Everyone present starts to laugh until they hear a robotic voice say

“User has left call.”
At that point, everyone gets up from their seats, and goes to check in on Red, and find out why he left the channel. When they get there though, they see that everything in the room is gone, from the room, and a large portal is embedded in the wall behind where Red sits to record. Barney goes to open the door, but hesitates before backing away from the door. Cracks start to appear on the glass on Red’s office door, causing everyone to start to back away. Then Adam gets an idea.

“I think this all started when I shot the portal at Red when we were recording. I’m going to go shut the portal off in the game to see if it changes here too. He quickly runs back into his office, and closes the portal on both ends, before running back to where Red’s office is.

“Is the portal gone?” Adam asks

“Yeah it’s gone, but so is Red. How are we going to explain this to everyone!” Max says as he walks in

“Come on, don’t be mad Max, and you may be sad Max, but remeber, that nothing will change unless you are a glad Max.”

At the last line, Max loses it and runs straight at Adam, causing them to play fight, as almost everyone else in the office watches in amusement. Meanwhile, Ross is in the other room, starting his plans on how to get Red back, while playing with his chicken Thundermuffin.
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Back to Equestria

“Ahhhhhhhhhh!” Red screams, as he and all of his stuff fall. Before he hits the ground though, he grabs his magical anti fan shield out of the air, and places it between himself and the ground, breaking his fall, and somehow sparing him from a massive injury. Suddenly a small two sided hammer lands at his side, and a crown lands next to it. He walks over too them and picks them up, putting the crown on his head. Then he turns to face the herd of cows that was running straight towards him, and starts to hit his shield while shouting “The power of Christ compels you!” At the top of his lungs.

The sight of the crazy man in a dinosaur costume with a crown, hammer and shield, shouting at them, is too much for the cows, and they quickly make a full 180 and start to run right back to where they came from. Twilight, who saw the entire thing, picks her jaw up from off the ground, and walks over to greet the new hero of the town.

“Thank you for saving our town sir, we are forever in your debt. Who are you?”

Red stops and thinks for a moment before replying “I am YouTube sensation Redvacktor!”

"It's my pleasure to meet you Mr.Vacktor, I'm Twilight Sparkle, and I welcome you to Equestria."

Author's Note

I am just writing this for fun to take a break from my other stories even though I rarely update them as well. Hope you all enjoy! :twilightblush: