Twilight Sparkle has noticed that Shining Armor has been acting strangely around her for a while — basically their whole lives, actually. And she has data to back up her claims: chiefly, his near-constantly erect state at the sight of his darling Twily.

Set between about 6:06 and 6:07 of season 1, episode 1.

Warning: Contains Sparklecest.

Edited by Cerulean Starlight & Rasael.