Wish Upon A Shooting Stallion

by Jet Cannon

Rating: teen
Tags: Sad, Romance, Original Character, Spike, Slice of Life, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark
Length: 1585

A new stallion in Ponyville gives the Mane 6 a lot to think about, for several reasons...

Author's Note, added 17/3/2013: Do NOT read this, it is crap. Unless you want an example of how NOT to write stories, complete with a Gary Stu for good measure, then go right ahead!

When the Mane 6 set out their picnic that beautiful summer’s day, they had no idea it would be interrupted by a stallion crashing headfirst into it from the sky above. Or that this stallion would be an alicorn. Or be quite so handsome. Or have no cutie mark whatsoever, despite being fully grown.

This is all well and good, but why is he here? Why, despite his apparent perfection, do the six friends begin to feel more and more uneasy around him? And are his reasons for spending so much time around them all purely innocent?

Published 2012-06-26 14:54:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-26 14:54:02 UTC

Chapter 1: Air-To-Surface Pony

It was a beautiful summer’s day in Ponyville, and the town’s resident ponies were all out-and-about having fun in the light of Celestia’s Sun. In the park sat Twilight Sparkle and her friends Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash, and they were all having a picnic.

“I say girls,” said Rarity, after taking a dainty bite from a piece of cake and wiping away any crumbs from around her muzzle, “I’ve heard that Equestria’s Midsummer’s Night Ball is coming to Ponyville this year!”

“PARTY!” screamed Pinkie Pie, who drew a cane, pinstriped suit and false moustache from nowhere before embarking upon an impromptu tap dance on the spot.

“Ah don’t really think it’s gonna be that sorta party, Pinkie,” said Applejack, who was at that moment lying on her back with her front hooves crossed behind her head, her hat over her face, with a blade of grass in the corner of her mouth. “It’s more fancy types’n’such, like the Grand Galloping Gala.”

“Aw!” said Pinkie with visible disappointment, as the cane fell to the ground and the moustache drooped at one side.

“Oh but Applejack,” said Fluttershy, “I don’t think it’s quite like the Gala. I mean, at least, I’ve heard that it’s less formal and more fun…”

“Yay!” The tap dance was resumed.

“Don’t get your hopes up, Pinkie,” cut in Twilight Sparkle. “This year’s Ball has an emphasis on couples, so-”

“Well that’s no problem!” Pinkie finally discarded her silly outfit, before sitting down next to Twilight and confidently saying: “All I have to do is find my special somepony, and then I can go to the Ball and PARTY!”

“And just how close are you to finding your special somepony?” Twilight’s question brought a frown to Pinkie Pie’s face, and she brought a hoof to her chin for a moment as she thought for a moment.

“I have no idea!” she said happily. Everyone else sighed.

“Pinkie Pie, darling, it’s not quite as simple as that.” Rarity stood up on her hind legs and motioned with her forelegs as she described what she meant.

“You have to find someone really special to be your special somepony! It can’t just be anypony off the street!” She clasped her hooves together and stared off into the distance with a dreamy expression on her face.

“A dashing stallion: dark and handsome, who is in every way the gentleman! Oh! And of course he would have to be sophisticated and refined, and have an appreciation for fashion.” Rousing herself from her fantasy with a slight blush, Rarity conceded that:

“Of course, that would be my idea of a special somepony. What about you, Pinkie? What would you look for in a boy?”

“Hmm, good question.” Pinkie thought for a moment, before standing up and hopping around in her normal fashion.

“Well, he’d have to LOVE parties of course! He’d be fun, funny, and always up for a practical joke or twelve! If he was like that, he’d be−”

“Exhausted, most likely!” Applejack sat up and Pinkie bounced over, saying:

“How about you, AJ?”

“Well now, let’s see: he’d have to be a big, strong, hard-workin’ kinda pony, the kind that ain’t afraid to get his hooves dirty if it gets the job done!”

“Kind of like Big Macintosh?” asked Twilight. Applejack considered.

“Yeah, I suppose kinda like Big Macintosh. Just not Big Macintosh, obviously. OK, Twi, your turn.”

“I think I’d want him to be smart enough to have an in-depth conversation about something, and preferably he’d be well-read and studious as well.”

“All of those things sound very nice,” said Fluttershy, “but as far as I’m concerned, all I’d want is for somepony who’s kind and caring, and who liked animals almost as much as I do.”

“Then that just leaves…” Pinkie began, and they all turned to Rainbow Dash, who wasn’t sure at first what they were looking at.

“Me?” They all nodded. “Oh come on! You guys know I don’t do that sappy stuff!”

“Rainbow Dash, darling,” tutted Rarity. “Everyone has their preferences when it comes to love, even the tough ones.”

“You know, Rainbow Dash,” Twilight prompted, “it takes real bravery and strength to admit to yourself that you actually like somepony, and even more to then admit it to them.”

“It does?” Rainbow Dash was not convinced.

“It sure does!” Applejack joined in. “Besides, we’ve all said ours.”

“Come on, Rainbow Dash!” they all joined in.

“All right, all right, I’ll think about it already!” She crossed her forelegs in front of her with a frown, and then she too brought a hoof to her chin to think.

“I guess,” she said after a few minutes, “if I was to like somepony, and only if, then he’d have to be really awesome! He’d have to try and keep up with me, for one thing, so he’d probably have to be a Pegasus pony too. And sweet moves would be necessary, of course−”

Rainbow Dash was cut off suddenly as an explosion of light burst far away in the sky and began spreading rainbow colours for many miles in all directions, followed by a rainbow which began to arc across the sky. Ponies all around Ponyville stopped what they were doing and gazed up at the sky.

“R-Rainbow Dash!” said Fluttershy. “Isn’t that−”

“Sweet moves!” Rainbow Dash hadn’t heard a word, she was too excited. “That’s a Sonic Rainboom! I’ve gotta meet this pony! Or, you know, whoever did it!” She was about to take off, but then Pinkie stopped her, saying:

“Whoa! Hold on Rainbow Dash, my Pinkie sense is going off like crazy!” Sure enough when they all looked her tail was twitching, like crazy.

“Something’s going to fall!” Rarity cried, and they all covered their heads and looked to the skies above them. Several seconds passed and nothing happened.

“Pinkie is your tail still twitching?” asked Twilight nervously.

“Yup, sure is.” They kept looking up, but nothing made itself obvious.

“Hey you guys, is it just me,” asked Rainbow Dash after a pause, “or is the rainbow coming towards us?”
As they looked towards the Rainboom’s rainbow they saw a dark shape at its tip, which rapidly grew in size as they watched.

“Look out!” squealed Fluttershy, and everyone jumped out of the way just in time to avoid being crashed into as the shape slammed into the ground with a yell.

As the dust began to clear they heard muffled groans and grunts, and before long a recognisable form was revealed to them.

“It is a pony!” Fluttershy squeaked.

“A Pegasus pony!” Rainbow Dash added, before admitting to herself “Well, duh.” and hoping that none of her friends had heard her.

“A really big, stallion pony!” was Applejack’s analysis, as she could see he was at least as big as her older brother. He had a shiny black coat, partly covered at each side by his saddlebags, and a flowing tail of striped gold and silver, and adorning his flank was:

“He doesn’t have a cutie mark?!” cried Twilight. This was perhaps even more surprising than his unusual method of entry.

“Never mind that, Twilight, look!” cried Rarity, indicating towards his forequarters. “He’s stuck!” His head was indeed embedded in the ground, and the grunts and groans accompanied his efforts to free himself.

“Dash, c’mere and help me pull him out.” Applejack and Rainbow Dash both grasped his hindquarters and pulled, with Rainbow Dash flapping her wings to help, but to no avail. The stallion then stuck his foreleg into the air, as if to say “I’ve had an idea!”, and motioned them away. A second later the earth around his head exploded in a red flash and he was free.

“He’s not a Pegasus pony,” Twilight realised. “He’s an alicorn!” The horn on his head was still glowing red, but it soon faded back to black.

“Never mind that, Twilight, look!” Rarity now indicated that Twilight should look lower as the pony shook out his mane. “He’s gorgeous!” The six friends stared open-mouthed at his proud head, crowned with the mane of silver and gold, his handsome face and his deep amber eyes. He was not as large as either Princess Celestia or Princess Luna, but he was certainly one of the largest, and most well-built, stallions any of the friends could remember seeing.

“Phew!” He smiled at them all. “That could have gone better!” He noticed their expressions and asked, in concern: “What are you all looking at? Do I have something on me?” He turned his head to look around himself and inhaled suddenly, his eyes wide and teeth clenched.

“Ah! Neck!” he groaned through gritted teeth, followed swiftly by: “Ah! Leg!”, “Ah! Wing!” and “Ah! Everywhere!” after which he collapsed in a groaning heap on the ground.

“Well I guess that’s not surprising. I mean, he did just crash face-first into the ground at high speed.”

“Spike!” Twilight and the others were all momentarily distracted by the baby dragon’s sudden appearance.

“When did you get here?”

“Well, just now really. I brought those muffins you asked for!” and he held out a basket containing the aforementioned baked items, which did look delicious, but Twilight just said:

“Thanks Spike, but we can’t have them just now.” Then she and her pony friends all gathered around the mysterious handsome pony and started fussing over him.

“Uh, Twilight?” Spike shook his head. “Oh boy, this is gonna be trouble..."