Dunk

by Evictus

Last Nerve

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Pinkie and Twilight were hanging out at Twilights place as Twilight agreed to hang with Pinkie for a while. As Twilight knew that Pinkie would constantly talk before this all came about. It's not that she was annoyed or anything she just wanted Pinkie to calm down but didn't know how to go about it. She thought about it for a while but no idea came to mind. She contemplated on it.

The other problem was that Pinkie was always hyper but it got really bad when she eats sweets. She didn't eat any sweets that day but she went on and on and Twilights eye was starting to twitch. Twilight loved what Pinkie had to say sometimes and she loved talking to Pinkie but she wished that Pinkie could just take a breather in the quietness of the atmosphere.

Asking Pinkie to be quiet would be a problem though. Twilight was afraid of offending her freind and she didn't want to do that and asking Pinkie to be quiet seemed rude to her. She just didn't know what to do. Twilight loved Pinkie and all but there needs to be breaks for Pinkie to stop talking for a few minutes for Pinkie to take a breath.

She then thought of bribery. She could bribe Pinkie with sweets. But then she thought on how easy that would be of taking advantage of Pinkies sweet tooth. There had to be another. And if she would think up this idea should she tell Pinkie about it or just proceed to do it. She didn't know. She then thought of asking Pinkie to leave but that seemed rude to her and it would make the night go sour. She could make Pinkie leave but that would be even ruder and plus she felt uncomfortable doing that one.

She thought about playing the quiet game with Pinkie but she wasn't good at the quiet game. The only person she knew that was good at it was Fluttershy since Fluttershy was the world champion. She thought of getting Fluttershy to play the quiet game with Pinkie. But she remembered that Fluttershy was in Manehattan right now so that possibility was also off the list. She also thought of how this would fail to since Pinkie would loose into the first few seconds in the game.

She then thought of Rarity teaching Pinkie about dresses. Her eyes twinkled at her idea since Pinkie and Rarity were good friends. She then groaned as she remembered that Rarity was gem hunting with Spike and she couldent interrupt them as Spike was looking forward to doing that with Rarity. They were both out as well. Twilight sighed heavily.

Twilight thought of giving Pinkie a book but Pinkie thought books were boring. The only thing Pinkie liked were cookbooks but she didn't have any cookbooks and she wasn't going to bother the Cakes as the Cakes were running Sugarcube Corner and the place had loads of customers so that plan was also out.

Twilight was running out of ideas and any minute her head was about to bang against the wall. She thought on what she could do to get Pinkie to just calm down and take a breather.

She couldent decide on what to do. She thought of Pinkie concentrating on pictures but Pinkie hated doing that. Ever since the multiple Pinkie Pies situation she got Pinkie to stare at paint dry but the problem with that was is that she didn't have any paint and two she didn't want to ruin her parchment or walls.

She now had a few options remaining as all the other options were running out. She then thought about making Pinkie to calm down. She didn't really have any ideas for this though but she thought about it any way. She kept a constant balance of listening to Pinkie and thinking on what to do. Her brain was tired of all of it and she didn't know how long she would last till she started to pull her hair out.

She thought of ductaping Pinkies mouth but it would be mean and uncalled for and if Celestia heard about Twilight doing that Twilight would be hearing about it a lot. Her image would be tainted if she pulled at little stunt.

She then got a peculiar idea as she looked over to her bathroom. She thought of giving Pinkie a swirly in order to get Pinkie to be quiet. She thought of the pros and cons of this. It was quick and efficient if she could tell Pinkie that if she didn't stop Pinkie she would stick her head in the toilet the con of this was that it was considered hazing and hazing isn't taken lightly either. If it's a harmless prank though and the person who was given the swirly doesn't mind then it could work.

Twilight agreed to do this and formulate a quick plan. Should she jump Pinkie and drag her or give her a warning? Twilight balanced these to. She also was worried of being mean but hopefully she could convince Pinkie otherwise that she was just getting Pinkie to rest her vocal cords. She thought of a plan to restrain Pinkie so Pinkie couldent resist and she thought of warning her.

Soon she decided on a plan and looked up to Pinkie. Pinkie asked Twilight about her story that Twilight was half partially attention to.

"Well Twilight isn't that-" Pinkie started before Twilight cut her off and pulled her legs torwards her and pulled Pinkie out from her chair under through the table. Pinkie was put off by this action and Twilight pulled Pinkie over to the bathroom as quickly as she could. Pinkie saw where she was going and she realized what Twilight was about to do. She struggled against Twilight and it made Twilight feel bad. She hoped she could ease the tension from this action.

She pulled with all her might. Pinkie grabbed onto the side of the wall as Twilight dragged her to the bathroom Pinkie being fully aware of what was going on. They were both silent as they silently entered a power struggle Twilight struggling to give Pinkie a swirly and Pinkie trying to break free. Twilight pulled with all her might and Pinkie couldent hang on to the wall anymore and her fingers slipped and Twilight continued dragging her to the bathroom.

Soon after Twilight got Pinkie to the bathroom and lifted both toilet seats. She then forced Pinkie to lay on her knees and she stood over her and the toilet, grabbed her head and Pinkie instictively grabbed the sides of the bowl.

"Twilight No!" Pinkie begged. Twilight heard that and hoped Pinkie wasn't hurt by this but this had to be done. Twilight directed Pinkies head into the toilet, Pinkie Pie's heart started to beat erraticly as she struggled.

"Twilight please don't do this!!!" Pinkie screamed. Twilight pushed her head downwards as Pinkie tried to push back resisting. Twilight pushed Pinkies head all the way in and Pinkie tried to block the lever with her hand. Toilet water spilled over the side as they power struggled. Twilight ripped Pinkies hand off the lever and flushed the toilet. Pinkie struggled and gurgled while the toilet water was flushed downwards. She waited and pulled Pinkies head out of the water. Pinkie squealed and shook her head side to side.

"Twilight Stop!" Pinkie screamed. The toilet water came back up and as soon as it did Twilight shoved Pinkies head in the toilet, Pinkie Pie tried to fight back but couldn't, she protested.

"No! Not again!" Pinkie screamed. Twilight got Pinkie's head all the way in and flushed the second time. As it went all the way down Pinkie stopped shouting but continued to struggle, Twilight tried to push Pinkie Pie's head in but Pinkie Pie resisted, Pinkie Pie tried to pull away from the toilet by pushing up with her hands but Twilight gave extra force to push her head into the toilet. She got her head in all the way and flushed the toilet, Pinkie Pie kicked her legs in protest. She pulled Pinkie's head out of the water again.

They both made eye contact but didn't respond to eachother. Pinkie calmed down and stopped her struggling. As the water came all the way back up Twilight dunked Pinkies head in again and Twilight flushed the toilet. Pinkie knew what Twilight was getting at. The water came back up. Twilight dunked Pinkies head in one more time and flushed it. She waited for the water to go down and then brought Pinkies head up.

Twilight and Pinkie made eye contact. Twilight knew she was done. She let Pinkie get back on her feet. Twilight didn't know if Pinkie would cry or be upset with her and if she did Twilight would feel horrible guilt. They both stared at eachother. Water dropped from Pinkies hair. And then Pinkie hugged Twilight. Twilight returned the hug as they stood in the bathroom the floor wet with water. Twilight handed Pinkie a towel as a sign of gentleness and a no hard feelings sign and Pinkie took it and dried her head and face.

Twilight was about to explain but Pinkie cut her off and smiled.

"I know why you did it. I realize that I do get myself stressed out and talkative over random tangents. I want to say-I want to say thank you!" Pinkie exclaimed softly. They hugged again as they both got emotional.

"You can still tell me about your day Pinkie I want you to understand that but I also want you to know that you need to take breaks and calm down every now and then. So I used hazing to get this to realize this. Twilight said. Pinkie nodded.

"I know." Pinkie said smiling. They both smiled and walked out as friends as their day refreshed and renewed.