Zexis,

I would say that you should just take it easy on guys night. Just try to learn as much as possible about the others there and try to learn about other ponies in town through them. You might be able to use 1 pill on each of them to loosen their tongs. But do it at a time where you are completely sure nobody will find out that you drugged them. Spike might not even need to be drugged to give you a lot of information about Twilight or about himself. Big Mac might need something to loosen his tong but that is mostly because he almost never speaks.

If anything you need to make Spike into a friend. He can get you easy excess to a lot of things inside the castle and easy excess to Twilight and her secrets later on. If you can get Twilight as a friend through Spike and then corrupt her the entire town will be a lot easier to take and corrupt. Also much, much, later on you can use Twilight to send a letter to Celestia and or Luna and lure them into a trap. But that is for much later. Easy excess to the library is also a plus.

Befriending Big Mac will get you closer to both his sisters and will make it easier to corrupt them but won’t do much ells.

And Discord………… just get on his good side and everything might be fine….. or not…. or he will even help you.... You never know with that guy.

Good luck Zexis and remember we will be watching.

A darkened figure hums. A connection of sin and decedence... so many of the others would want to speak. "Gabriel, consider this a favour... you shall be the first." The figure notes, key strokes leading to the screen fading into static

---

The static doesn’t last long as a bit of a high pitched whine sounds off briefly. In the picture now is an immense figure in equally immense armor red and pink, almost an eyesort really. Compared to the busty serfs that surround him, he'd seem to be twice the size of a human... and currently fiddling with what seems to be a guitar that is took the name of 'axe' literally, a dragon maw at the other end of it. After a moment the figure looks up, helmeted for the moment. "By the Dark Prince, he actually connected me." He stated his voice a deep rumble. "About time that crafty bastard did so. Hello Zexis... or should I say his Avatar? Regardless, allow me to introduce myself. Around here they call me Brother-Captain Gabriel, Sound Lord of Slaanesh... but others call me the Bloody Note. I'm one of a few that managed to spot this little project of Eros' and I'm going to help you."

"To start, the guys night. Discord by far will be your toughest opponent, but he's also only focused on one pony. Do not make a move to threaten Fluttershy. I cannot stress that enough the moment you put her in danger, you lose. His favor only seems to extend as far as her however... do try and use that charm of yours. Chaos can be surprisingly easier to get on your side with words rather than force. Spike has already shown weakness to you... the mare Rarity. If you are going to mix him in on our side, thenshe will be the tool you need... or appealing to his greed. And the Stallion.... strong of body, stubborn at times, but could also be the key to the Apple Family. Charm him, learn more ablut him. As much as I love a great conquest... only a fool goes on stage without writing their song first."

The Chaos Lord chuckled, strumming a string on the twisted guitar, a high pitced sound emerging for it, sounding almost like a cry of release. "Plan well Avatar. You and I may not speak again for some time."

Another staticky burst appears... and then the screen goes black.

An orange and blue light light up on opposite sides of a room, highlighting a figure in shadow.

"While your... taming of Daisy worked out, I would advise against such rough measures, unless no alternative presents itself. Not everyone will... tolerate such sudden advances.

"With the teaching assistant job secured you can start in on teaching the younger generation... your own path. However do not start right away; learn the current state of affairs and then look for ways to proceed. Weak links and possible pawns and allies should be located.

"I would also urge you into finding out more about the state of the purity laws and how they came to be. Given Eros' earlier story it could be possible that his... taming of the Princess Luna led to the laws being implemented. Celestia is the ultimate goal, and while you are a long, long ways off, learning about her should begin sooner then later. Particularly with her student, Twilight Sparkle, being a local.

"As for guys night, prob the table for where their... relationships are at, but be wary if Discord arrives. Discord will be the major wildcard in Ponyville and dealing with him will need to be done, sooner or later. If he is not present then attempt to bond with Spike; his position at the Castle of Friendship could be a boon; if you play the cards right.

"Lastly, find a way to become... friends with an Element of Harmony. Rarity would be a prime choice; you can go and claim you are looking for additional clothing. Maybe even suggest Zebrica fashion to her. Applejack through Applebloom is also possible, but the Element of Honest is good at detecting lies. You may not want to buck that tree, just yet. Additionally, Pinkie Pie is another random wild card; keep an eye out for her.

"Also, find a gym. A few workout may help with your... stamina. Assuming there's nothing in your book."

The lights shut off.

The Drunken Punch was a small, cozy pub. It was nestled between two shops at the end of the market and time and weight had pulled these houses together, so that their roofs were almost touching each other over the tavern, making it seem, as if this pub was trying to vanish. It was certainly a unique place, with not so many costumers at night hour. Most of them were on the other, more livelier side of the plaza, with its restaurants and cafe´s.

Zexis stepped on the doorstep and looked inside. The room was empty, filled with tables and chairs which wood was worn dark from time and use. Behind the bar sat a violet mare, who looked like she was in her late thirties. Her eyes were glazed and Zexis could see a bottle at her side, that was half full. A dirty rug layed in a glass on the other side, that looked like it haven´t been clean for an eternity. Above the bar was a sign that read: Keep the barkeep drunk!. Dim, orange lights gave it all a warm, cozy atmosphere.
All in all, it looked the closest thing to a dirty dive hole that Ponyville could have. It was secluded, it was private and the barkeep apparently too drunk to really care about the place. Why the guys met here, instead in a better establishment Zexis didn´t know, but it gave him an advantage. Nopony to interfere with his preparations.

Seeing as he was the first one to arrive, the Zebra immediately got to work. He had already formulated a plan, how to deal with this "Guys Night" and how to reap the possible benefits of it.
He walked towards the bar and knocked on the light greasy wood. The barmare blinked lazy and looked up to him, still hugging the bottle. "Yeeeaah...? Whatcha want, strangeeeer...? It was clear that she was completely drunk. Most evidently of that was her breath, who was so thick with alcohol, that Zexis was sure it would caught on fire, if he held a candle on it.

He waved the stench away. "I´m here for Guys Night.", he explained, in a slow voice, "I would take the usual offer and add a beer to it. Where do the other sit usually?"

The mare took a while to get his words through the fog in her head. Then she slowly nodded and pointed towards a big table at the other end of the room. "There."

Zexis nodded. "Thanks. Now do you need help with..."

He trailed off, as the barmare stood up in fluid motion. With precise movements, of which even high class martial artist woul have envious of, she grabbed a half dozen bottles from the cupboard behind and flung them in the air. At the same time, her right hand placed a series of glasses in a strict stakkato on the surface, with the last one being a heavy beermug. Then she swung around catching the bottles as they came down, one by one, pouring in each drink and placing them back into their original postions, before finally hitting the point below the beer mug with her knee, causing it to jump into the air, her left hand catching it, placing it under the tap and slowly pouring in a Pils.

"..........buuut clearly you don´t need it."

...

Zexis was now sitting at the table with five glasses and a beermug. Two of the glasses were filled with stalliongrader wodka, one was cider, one seemed to be Cloudsdale Whiskey and the last one was a swirling array of colours, that sizzled and seemed to boil, but was cold to the touch. The latter one, Zexis was not sure, if he had seen the Barmare actually mix it. Her movements had been at times too fast for him to follow. A look back to the bar however revealed, that she was still clearly completely shit-faced, sipping from her bottle, while staring off into the distance. Zexis shook his head in confusion. This mystery he had to solve another time. Now, he needed to figure out which drink was Discords.

He had taken the time to find out who this guys actually was. Turns out he was an ancient spirit of chaos who terrorized Equestria one thousand years ago, was then turned to stone, had broke out of this prison a few years back, then got petrified again, then released and reformed, before betraying the ponies for Tirek the Destroyer and was then pardoned after the latters defeat and seemed to know live in Ponyville. Or a parallel dimension right next to it. No one was really sure.
One thing everypony agreed on however was, that he was highly unpredictable and only really kept in check by the pegasus Fluttershy.

That meant for Zexis, that he had to keep this guy on his good side. There was no known limit to his powers and unless someone took him by suprise or had equal power, like a goddess, there was no way of defeating him. The risk, that the drug wouldn´t work on him or work too well, was too great. Zexis couldn´t take that. He would instead try to probe into the other guys life and secrets with the Hormone Pill and keep Discord happy and oblivious.

He came back to the drinks, his eyes laying on the fizzling rainbow abomination. If he was a betting-stallion, that was probably Discords drink, as Zexis wasn´t sure if anypony but a Chaos Spirit would be mad enough to try to drink this concoction. Which left four other glasses. He took out four Pills and dropped one in each drink. They would dissolve quickly and together with the alcohol, they would loosen the tongue of their drinkers quickly. For everyone else it would just seem, as if they would get drunk rather quickly.
Then he waited...

...

It took only a few minutes before the door to the Drunken Punch opened once more. In stepped Big Mac, ducking under the doorframe before bringing his massive body in the room. At his side was Spike, who looked even smaller in comparison. He saw Zexis and greeted him. "Good evening, Zexis! Figured you´re already here.", he said. Then he walked towards him and sat down at the table, grabbing a glass with wodka, with Big Mac following him and taking the Cider.
"May I introduce: Big Macintosh. Big Mac for short.", he said pointing at the red giant. "Big Mac, this new friend is Zexis Chikelu. He arrived in Ponyville a few days ago."

"Pleased to meet you." Zexis gave the stallion his hand. Big Mac took it, giving the Zebra a crushing handshake, that he probably thought was light. "....now, where are the others?", Zexis said, while holding is broken feeling hand.

Close after he said this, another stallion stepped into the tavern. This one was a dark grey pegasus. He too had a muscled, powerful build, but while Big Mac was more about strength, this stallions body was clearly trained toward speed and agility, with powerful wings and a lean chest. His face sported a confident, cocky grin and he threw a wink into the Barmares direction, who was snoring currently.

Him followed a earth-pony stallion, who was as tall, as Spike small was. Almost reaching Big Macs height. Where the red applefarmer however accented this with muscles, that provided him appropriate width, this guys was as thin as a beansprout. His coat was yellow and he sported a hilarious square jaw, that sprung from his face like a cliff. He had big bags under his eyes and seemed exhausted. Nevertheless his face lit up, as he saw the others.

Both of them sat down at the table and Spike introduced them. "The yellow one is Carrot Cake, or as we call him: Mr. Cake. He runs Sugarcube Corner with his wife. And the one, with cocky attitude -"

"Hey!"

"- is called Thunderlane, Wonderbolt-Reservist, Wannabe Mare-Fooler and all around decent guy, if you get to know him." Spike grinned at Thunderlanes dismissive snort. "If he gets on you nerves, ask him about his date with Rainbow Dash. That will shut him up."

After Zexis introduced himself to the others, he looked at the table. Mr. Cake had taken the second wodka and Thunderlane was already sipping on his whiskey. That meant they were still on short. Now where was this Discord?

"Indeed....where could I be?"

Zexis jumped at the sudden voice in his head. His chair fell over and the beermug flew to the ground, spilling his content all over the floor. A cackling laughter danced through the air, as the Zebra stared in fright behind him. Yet, the space was empty.

"Not quite, my friend. A little more to the left. Or right. Or maybe backwards, deep deep down?

Now Zexis was in panic. He could hear the one who was speaking to him, but whenever he moved, the voice would come frome another angle. Sometime loud and clear, sometimes not more than whisper, but always clearly behind him. Spooky was a rather weak term, to describe it.

Thunderlane on the other hand rolled his eyes. "Come on, Discord. Don´t freak out the new guy. Come out, before he pisses himself."

"But its so much fun, seeing him dance. Maybe I can bring him to do a Jive?"

"Eenope.", said Big Mac and knocked on the empty chair to his right.

Spike nodded. "Big Mac is right. Stop messing around, Discord."

A sigh blew out of Zexis right ear, with big bold letters in the air. They floated for while before dissolving into smoke and out of the ear stepped a strange creature. It had the head of a goat, two mismatched horns, a lions paw, an eagle claw, a dragons leg, a bull hoove and a snake tail. Its eyes were red and of different sizes and a sharp tooth stuck out of its lips, that were curled into a cheeky grin.

Discord, the Lord of Chaos, jumped to the ground and grew back to his original height. He snapped his fingers and the Beermug flew back on the table with the spilled beer falling back into it. The chair jumped back an his feet, ramming itself into Zexis knee joints, who fell back down onto it. Then Discord sat down.

"I was just rummaging around in our new friends brain. Quite the nasty place, I must say. You should really tidy up.", said the draconequus, while snipping away some dustclouds on his shoulders.

Zexis broke out in cold sweat, as he saw the knowing grin on the mismatched face.

A grin that fell immediatly, as Spike snorted dismissive. "Yeah, right. Don´t let him take you for ride, Zexis. Discord can´t read minds. Fluttershy forbade it."

"And who said, that I obey that?", challenged Discord. Out of empty air a leather jacket and a bike appared. "After all, I´m a rebel by nature. Only me and the road!" He blazed away in a smoke cloud, before reappearing in his chair. "What makes you think otherwise?"

"The fact, that you are still living in Fluttershy´s cottage.", countered Mr. Cake, who smiled in his glass. "That and the fact, that your still wearing her sweater..."

It was true. Zexis just realized, that the draconequus wore a hand-knitted green sweater with the words "Mommy´s Boy" on it. Discord looked down in shock, snapping it hastily away. To no avail, as it turned out, because it just reappeared.

"Forgot about that. Stupid enchanments...", he grumbled, but still patting lovingly the sweater. Then he turned to Zexis. "Fluttershy is not really a spellcaster. But as it turns out, love can sometime provide its own magic." Cue pink sparkles. He then took out his left eyes and held it close to Zexis ear again. "Also, I don´t need to read your mind - boring place anyway - to know what you think!"

Zexis´heart again began to skip a beat. "Really?", he squeaked.

Discord nodded and again a knowing grin parted his lips. "It quite obvious. Your desire is practically walking out of your mouth on its own. Oh, there it is!"

With horror Zexis saw his mouth opening and a string of word tumbling out on the desk. Discord leaned over it and read, what surely would be Zexis´Doom.

"Why here?...Wait thats all!?" The Chaos Spirit looked at the Zebra incredulously. He then dived headfirst into his mouth. "Oh come, there has to be more! Not another boring idiot like Thunderlane - "

"Hey!"

" - where is the good stuff? The secrets, the embarrassments? I thought this night would be interesting for once, not another talk show!" Discord pulled out again, this time with spiderwebs in his horns. "Empty! Dust bins and everything!" He threw his hands in the air.

Zexis coughed, trying to get the taste of a half dozen different creatures out of his mouth. "Well...to be honest, you can´t expect me to be a particular interesting character for someone like you, Discord. I mean, the most I can say about my life is that I know how dry a desert is." Now, that he got bearings back, finally his silver tongue began working again. He remembered that the draconequus was mentally like a child. Maybe he could work with that. "Unlike you, for example. You know, one thousand years old. Battled with gods, ruled a nation, broke out of eternal damnation. What can I offer to that?"

Discord huffed and wiggled his finger. "Don´t come me with flattery, Minority-Boy. You´re right, of course. But you have to do better than that." Still, he let up and sipped at his glass. Literally even, as the glas itself vanished in his mouth with the fizzling drink untouched.

"Anyway...", said Spike, as he brought the conversation back to him. "What do you mean, Zexis, with: Why here?"

The zebra stallion scratched at his cheek. "No offense, really. I really appreciate that you have invited me." He looked around, his eyes finally going to the still drunken Barmare. "But, why are you meeting here, instead of...you know, the castle? I mean, aren´t you the First Assistant of the Princess?"

Spike grimaced at the title. "Was. Starlight took that job. As for the location: After our last Ogres & Oubliettes campaign, we kinda managed to rip a hole into reality. Nothing major, but Twilight essentially forbade roleplaying in the castle after that. Thats why were here. Nopony to supervise, and Berry Punch is quite capable of defending herself."

"Still, that last campaign was epic.", said Thunderlane. "Remember, when Big Mac and Discord found a way to the sixth layer of Tartarus and we had that final battle with Grogar? Stuff of legends!" Everpony nodded. Discord proudly polishing his fingernails.

"Sooo, you´re roleplayin here. It´s that what Guys Night is about?", asked Zexis.

Spike shook his head. "Nah, we´re laying low for a few weeks. Waiting, until Twilight has calmed down and then we will try again. I have talked with Berry Punch already, and she doesn´t mind Discords reality warping, as long as we keep it contained. But for the next weeks we are just gonna drink and chat. Change of pace, you know?"

"Booring, you mean.", said Discord.

"Personally, I don´t mind that.", said Mr. Cake, yawning and rubbing his eyes. "Sugarpie and I are quite overworked right now, what with the twins in school and high season."

"Isn´t Pinkie Pie helping you out?", asked Zexis.

Mr. Cake waved his hand. "She would, normally. But the map is constantly calling her away for a friendship problem, then there is the next party to throw and so on. If she would find the time, that would be great, but I will not force her. Sweetcream and I will manage it, somehow. Maybe..."

Zexis nodded. Then he got an idea. "Well, there is one way to make this night interesting.", he said and grabbed his beer. "Let´s see how long we need, until we are completely drunk."

"Yeah, thats what I want to hear.", said Thunderlane and gulped down his drink in one swift motion, along with the pill. "Lets make Berry Punch happy."

"Eyyup!"

...

"Sooo, you see you´re not only one who acco-co-accomodations issues.", said Thunderlane with a slight slur to his speech, while he was downing his third glass. Mr. Cake was already face down on the table. Spike hiccuped a few time, while Discord and Big Mac seemed entirely unfazed. "When I moved from Manehattan to here...that was an experience, i can tell you."

Zexis nodded. He took a sip from his second beer. Unlike the others, he had taken it slow and it payed off. The pills and the alcohol made tongues loose and he was able to exploit that. "So, they are more relaxed in the west?"

Thunderlane clicked his tongue and waved his hand unsure. "Hhmmmm, sorta. Manehattan was originally a Mareantian Colony that secceded after these old island unicorns raised the taxes too high. So, they were originally not part of Equestria. But, you know the drill. Old enemies, wars and the like and soon enough the Patriots decided it would be safer under Celestias wing, rather than trying to survive on their own. In exchange, Manehattan gets a lot more autonomy than the rest of the country. Including the Purity Laws."

"Yeah, but thats not always a good thing.", chimed Spike in, "Manehattan also has the highest crime rate in the entire country. Drugs, illegal prostitution, poverty. And the town-congress stubbornly stops any attempts from Canterlot to intervene, because they are to afraid of the loss of their independence."

Thunderlane nodded sadly. "Which is the reason I moved away, to Ponyville. It may be not as liberal, but it sure as Tartarus is a lot nicer. Even if my appreciation of the mares seems to be...unwanted."

"Is it really that bad? I mean, there most be some that like that.", asked Zexis.

"Sure, they do. Rarity is always up for a compliment, as long as its classy. And I think Muffin liked it, when I called her my personal sunshine, when she brought me the post last week." He grinned at Zexis. "Maybe you could learn something from me. You know, let me teach some of the higher art of flirting?" He winked.

Spike just rolled his eyes. "Didn´t you forget somepony?"

Thunderlane flinched and then looked uncomfortably in another directions. "Yeaah, I dont know what you are talking about...."

"Rainbow Dash.", came it from Big Mac who chugged down his cider. "Broke your arm, I think."

"Seriously?" Zexis was suprised. "What did you do? Grabbed her ass?"

Thunderlane grimaced, holding his right arm. "Something like that. Got a relationship with her going. Dated her and all. Worked quite well. We both being Reservist, me able to keep up with her speed, she not afraid of my advances. But....well it went downhill, thats all I wanna say to that. I made mistake, she took it hard and thats it."

"If with taking it hard you mean, breaking your arm in three different places and then calling you a pervert loud enough for the entire town to hear, then yeah. Then, she took it very hard." Seemed like the pill worked quite well on Big Mac, as he finally began to speak more. "Another one!", he said to Berry Punch. Moments later a cider glass flew in his hand.

Thunderlane shook his head at the memory. "Can we please change the subject?"

Zexis nodded. He got what he needed. He turned to Spike. "While we are at embarrassing things, whats up with you and Starlight Glimmer? Does she have feud with you?"

"Well, no.", said Spike and swallowed his drink. He too became tipsy now. "Its just that she is smart, powerful and a spellcaster and...." He hesitated.

"....and she is a bitch.", helped him Thunderlane.

"I wouldn´t put like that, but yeah.", said Spike, "You see, she is reformed, like Discord here. Instead of being an agent of chaos however, she is a control freak. Had her own little town, which she brainwashed. Long story, short: Twilight and friends met her, they beat her, she tried to break the fabric of time, Twilight talked her out of it and now she best friends with everypony."

He laughed bitter. "Turns out, that she is still obsessed with control and while she dialed it down a bit, she had no problem taking over my job. She even packed nicely for me. You have it easier now, more free time and so on. Well, that means I am now pretty much stuck with two magic geniuses with no social skills, whose fuck-ups I have to manage, and who couldn´t care less, if the entire press would flip themselves over with the scandals they would get, if I wouldn´t clean up their mess!"

Spike breathed heavily as his last words came out pretty loud. For a while it even seemed as he had grown a bit in his anger, but as he calmed down he shrunk quickly and Zexis wasn´t sure, if his eyes had just tricked him. "Anyway, its not perfect right now, but when Twilight is done with her experiment, I am going to talk to her. Then we will work this out." He took another sip, then placed his empty glass on the table. "Big Mac, now its your turn!"

The red stallion nodded and turned to Zexis. "Financial issues."

The zebra blinked. "Wow, thats....clear cut."

Thunderlane chimed in. "What our big buddy wants to say is, that Apple Acres is currently deep in the reds." He looked down at his glass, his demeanor unusually somber. "Since Granny Smith is gone..."

Everybody got real quiet. After a while it got akward and Zexis decided to move things along. "Don´t you have anypony to help you out? I don´t know, like a loan or something."

Big Mac took another sip. "Rich. At least in the past. But now he doesn´t. Wants a new deal. Get his hands on the Cider."

"Sounds like Spoiled Rich, to me.", said Spike, a rare look of disgust on his face. "She is exactly the kind of pony who would take advantage of that."

An affirmative grunt came from Macintosh, who emptied his glass. "Thats why I say no deal. We should ask Twilight for help. But Applejack doesn´t want to, because she is stubborn. She doesn´t want to admit to her friends, that she can´t manage the farm."

"But you can?", asked Zexis, waving at Berry Punch for another round.

The big stallion shrugged his shoulders. "Would have to try to know that. Know my way around numbers, so I think I know where the problem is. Just need to convince Applejack to hand me the reigns. Granny just never cleared up the inheritance, thats why we fight. But we are gonna manage it. Until then, we just need keep things afloat. Another pair of hands would be good."

He looked at his empty glass. Then turned to Berry Punch. "Refill!"

...

Thunk!

Spikes head landed heavy on the wood. Next to him Thunderlane was lying on the ground, delirious mumbling something like "what an ass...perfect ass..." over and over again. Zexis too was now happily drunk, but still on his senses. He looked to Discord, who had an array of boiling rainbow fluids before him, whose glasses he had sipped away. The Chaos Spirit was uncharacteristically silent. "You know, not drinking alcohol is cheating...", said Zexis.

Discord looked at him calm. "Oh, don´t worry. I am utterly drunk, right now."

Zexis raised an eyebrow. "Really? You don´t look like it."

"He is.", said Big Mac and chuckled. "If he gets drunk, he gets normal. Makes sense, right? Opposite of what you would expect. Chaos and all."

Zexis nodded. Yeah, that made sense. Or not. It was kinda hard to tell at this point.

Discord on the other hand looked at his watch, a normal one. "Oh, look at the time. I have to get out early tommorrow. Sorry, guys.", he said, stood up and grabbed his jacket, which had appeared out of nothing.

Big Mac stood up as well. He was shaking however, clearly affected by the amount cider he drank. "I´m gonna go to the toilet, first." He stumbled towards the piss house.

Discord waited for him to dissappear, then turned to Zexis. "It was...interesting to get to know you, Mr. Chikelu.", he said.

"Likewise, Discord"

The Chaos Spirit put on his hat. "Next time, please try and do not drug everpony."

Immediatly the pleasant fog over Zexis was blown away. "I-I don´t know what you mean.", he answered lame.

Discord raised an eyebrow. "Do you now?" He turned and looked at the others, who where snoring happily. "I mean, I get it. You are new, you don´t know anypony. You want them to play to your rules." He sighed. "I just learned, that that doesn´t work. Sooner or later you have to adapt, you have to change. These ponies make great friends, provided you follow the rules."

Zexis took a deep breath. He reminded himself that this was drunk Discord. He looked at the draconequus, who turn stared calmly at him. "Are you gonna rat me out? I just want to help them."

Discord snorted. "Maybe you do. Or maybe you just keep telling yourself that, so you have an excuse for your actions. I don´t care. I´m drunk, remember? I probably won´t remember much about this evening tommorrow anyway. I will just say this: If you hurt Fluttershy, I will make you pay. Drunk or sober, I will turn you inside out and find the one behind all of this."

With these word, he opened to door and walked off into the night.

Zexis leaned back in his chair and wiped his sweat from his face. He had some quite mixed feelings. He didn´t doubt for minute, that Discord would make his threat reality if he made a mistake. On the other hand was it reassuring to know that the Chaos Spirit wouldn´t intervene, as long as it didn´t involve that Fluttershy mare.

His attention was diverted, as Big Mac lumbered out of the closet. The big stallion sighed as he adjusted his pants and his, as Zexis could see now, impressive prick hang free. "Not a bad package.", he said.

Big Mac looked up. Then he buckled up his trousers and shrugged his shoulders. "If you say so."

Zexis cocked his head. "What do you mean? Don´t you know the average?"

Again the stallion shrugged, before sitting down again. "Grew up in a all-female household. Not a lot opportunity to compare."

For a while everything was quiet. Then Zexis stood up and walked towards the bar. After a minute he came back with two beverages in his hands. "Last round.", he said and gave Big Mac his Cider.

"Prost!", he said and they both bumbed the mugs, before the stallion downed the liquid, including a second pill, that had been placed in there. Zexis on the other hand didn´t drink and instead placed his beer under the table, while Big Mac was distracted.

Then after big guy was finished, he stood up and layed a hand on his jeans. "Wanna know the competition?"

Big Mac looked at him for a while, before it made click. He looked to Berry Punch who was laying below the bar table now, clearly sleeping. He pondered, hesitated. At any other day he would have refused, maybe even be insulted. But he was drunk and two Hormone Pills were in his bloodstream, lowering his inhibitions.

Finally he shrugged. "Ah, why not?" He stood up, pulling the zipper down and freeing his cock. With a heavy thud his package fell on the table. It was a monster. Easily over 10 inches long and that without being erect.

Now Zexis was unbuckling his pants and presented his own prick, who stood at 10 inches erect himself. Big Mac looked at it and nodded. "So, thats the average, huh."

Zexis shook his head. "In your dreams. I got a big one back in my home, and I think that goes double here. Quite honestly, what you have there is a beast. Lucky bastard."

Macintosh looked down at his prick and scratched his chin. "I don´t know. Heard its not about the size. And if say is true, won´t that hurt? If I ever...you know."

Zexis shook his head. "Bullshit. They say that so they don´t have to feel inadequate. The experience I made, and I made quite a few, says pretty clear that you are blessed. Whichever mare is gonna ride that thing can count herself lucky." He grinned.

Big Mac looked sceptical, but then he nodded. "Yeah, I guess you are right. I guess I am lucky." He grinned back, a strange sight on the normally somber face. "Big Mac, huh?"

Zexis laughed at that. Then he got another idea. "By the way, do you already have an idea who its gonna be?"

"What do you mean?"

"The bitc-I mean the mare you wanna get."

Big Mac thought for a while. Again, under normal circumstances, he would have objected at the idea of "getting" a mare. But now he was aroused and his ego was stroked. He actually thought about it. Then he seemed to get it and he blushed through his red fur. "Nah....I don´t...I don´t have one."

Zexis leaned closer, grinning. "You say that, but your face tells a different language.", he said. Then he nudged the big guy. "Come on, say it. Just the two of us. I´m shitfaced. Won´t remember anything tommorrow, anyway.", he lied.

Big Mac blushed even deeper. Then he took another deep sip from his cider. He swallowed. A minute passed. Then a dark glimmer came in his, before grinning lecherously. "It´s...It´s my sister. I wanna fuck Applejack.", he confessed. His hand stroked absentlyminded his dick.

Zexis grin got even wider and he pried deeper. "And why? Don´t you have a fight right now?"

Big Mac nodded. "Thats the fucking point. She is fighting, blocking. I could fix it, but she won´t let me!"

Zexis began to understand. "And that makes you angry. Angry, that she doesn´t understand her place. Angry, that she doesn´t let you handle it. And on top of that, she looks damn nice. Those legs, that toned ass, just begging for you to plunge yourself in it."

Macintosh downed the last bit of Cider, now breathing heavily and openly masturbating. "Sometimes I fantasize just taking her. Ripping of her stupid clothes, taking her in the barn and then...just fucking her, spreading those legs, smacking that ass. Teaching her respect."

"Yes. Letting it out, all that frustration, all that anger. Making her squirm under your firm strong hand.", added Zexis, "In your fantasy, of course."

"Yes, and then I pump her, I beat her and then...then....Applebloom comes in and she-I-I take her and...Ungh!" With a loud grunt Big Mac came to a climax and his beast of a prick unloaded his spunk all over the table. He spasmes three times, pumping each time a huge load on the wooden furniture, coating it white, before collapsing and falling down on his chair, snoring.

Zexis stood up, adjusting his own aroused prick in his pants and took a deep breath. Guys Night had been a success. Sure, Discord was suspicious of him, but that was manageable. After all, he seemed to mainly care about Fluttershy. Zexis himself had found a load of new angles he could work on. And some new informations and juicy secrets he could exploit.

He looked down on Big Mac and grinned. The pill had worked very effectivly. It seemed like the key to it was the emotional state of subject. If one was happy, it would lower the inhibition towards that emotion. If one one was angry, then it would work towards that. And if one was aroused....Anyway, the alcohol would cover up any weird memories of this night, so danger of getting found out wasn´t there.

Then Zexis looked on the table and on the mess, as semen began to drop down on the floor. He sighed. If he wanted to remain unbothered by uncomfortable questions, he would have to clean up...

Relationships updated!

Spike

Willpower: 4/10

Corruption: 2/10

Lust: 7/10

Secrets: repressed puberty, hates Starlight Glimmer

Traits: locked

Big Macintosh

Willpower: 5/10

Corruption: 2/10 + 1

Lust: 5/10 + 1

Secrets: Siscon, wants to be dominant

Traits:massive cock, massive balls, extremly strong, huge body

New Realtionships!

Thunderlane

Willpower: 4/10

Corruption: 0/10

Lust: 6/10

Secrets: Rainbows Ex, locked

Traits:strong, locked

Mr.Cake

Willpower: 6/10

Corruption: 0/10

Lust: 2/10

Secrets: secretly resents Pinkie Pie for not helping, locked

Traits: locked

Discord

Willpower: 9/10

Corruption: ?/10

Lust: 6/10

Secrets: Not telling!

Traits:Would like to know, huh?

CP: 3

Author's Note

What a horror to write. I really hate dialog heavy chapters.

Anyway here you have the long awaited Guys Night. I hope it doesn´t dissapoint. I´m just gonna say, this was probably the hardest chapter to write so far, mainly because of Discord, who is really hard to do justice, and my real life, who had decided to throw itself in my face this week.

But I got it finished and am quite satisfied with result. It should provide you guys with new paths to explore and options to follow.

IMPORTANT: Please concentrate your efforts on one path. Juggling multiple projects in the story is both tactically difficult and a pain to write. So do both me and Zexis a favor and focus your efforts on one favourite route, so to speak.

Anyway, I will probably add an extra chapter with data on relationships and Zexis status this weekend, so stay tuned for that. Other than that, enjoy.