The Pig

by Sparkletop Rainbows

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Slice of Life
Length: 409

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-09-15 00:36:39 UTC

Come Here, Piggy, Piggy...

It was a bright, sunny day in Equestria. Twilight stayed in her castle, organizing her books. "I can't believe you crashed through the window again and mess up my order, Rainbow," Twilight said. "You're going to have to be more careful if you're going to fly. Somepony could get hurt."

"Relax, Twilight," Rainbow waved a hoof in the air. She was helping Twilight put the books back onto their shelves. "I was just performing an awesome stunt. You'd be pretty amazed if you saw it."

"Not if you're going to fly so recklessly!" Twilight said. "Honestly, I'm a more cautious flyer than you and I've flew for a shorter time than you have."

Before Rainbow could reply, Spike came into the library. "Celestia and Luna are outside, they wanted to see you," he informed.

"They are?" Twilight questioned. "It's odd that they would show up without sending a letter about their arrival. It must be important." She followed Spike to the big doors that were they entrance to the castle.

The two royal princesses waited inside for Twilight. Celestia wore a bemused expression while Luna was playing with a fat pig. As soon as Twilight say the older royal sister, she said, "Is Luna going through one of her phases again?"

Celestia sighed. "Yup," she answered. "Last week she was obsessed with chickens. At least this time she has a passion for a featherless animal."

"This is Mr. Piggles," Luna, taking notice of Twilight's presence, introduced her pig. "I don't have time to take care of him since Celestia is dragging me to a boring meeting that has a ridiculous rule about no pets."

"First of all, the meeting is not some boring kind of boring event, we are deciding the fate of Equestria. And why in Equestria would you think they would let a pig into a very important meeting, Luna?" Celestia said.

"Mr. Piggles is not some kind of dumb animal! He is an intelligent, respectful mammal who deserves to be treated better."

"Luna, no princess in their right mind would even think about bringing a pig to any meeting at all. It is a distraction, it causes trouble, and it stinks!"

The sisters continues arguing back and forth until Rainbow and Spike came in. "I finished sorting your library, Twilight," Rainbow said.

"Which means, I finished cleaning up after Rainbow's mess of "organization"," Spike muttered, making his way towards the library.