Pinkie Pie Problem Solver

by Dingodango

Rating: mature
Tags: Spike, Fluttershy, Random, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1033

Pinkie solves ponies problems as she heads to Fluttershy's

Pinkie, while on the way to Fluttershy's, is taken aside by several ponies to help with their rather unusual problems.

Published 2012-06-26 16:04:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-26 16:04:02 UTC

Chapter 1

It was a quiet morning in Ponyville, a fairly typical day by all accounts. Pinkie Pie was bouncing through town, humming happily to herself. She had just spent some time looking after the Cake twins, and was now on her way to Fluttershy’s, to see if the shy Pegasus wanted to go for a picnic.

She passed by Twilight’s tree house, and as she did the purple unicorn came rushing out up to her.

“Pinkie, I really need your help!”

“Hi Twilight! What’s the matter?”

“Just…come and see.”

Pinkie entered the house, and was surprised by what she saw. Lying in the middle of the floor on his front was Spike, with a large gem protruding from his anus. He was writhing in pain, letting out little sobs and moans.

“Spike, why do you have a gem up your bottom?” Pinkie asked.

Twilight sighed. “He wanted to see if it was as pleasurable to shove a gem in the other end as it is to shove it in his mouth. Clearly it’s not.”

“What should I do?” Pinkie asked.

“Could you pull it out? I tried magic, but that only made it worse.”

“Okey dokey loki!”

Pinkie approached Spike, and took the end of the gem in her mouth. As she pulled, Spike cried out, and she noticed that his little penis grew rock hard. His moans filled the house, as his pain turned into a strange kind of pleasure. Eventually the gem came free, and Pinkie dropped it.

“Wow, thanks Pinkie,” Spike said, with considerable embarrassment. That did not go as planned.”

“No problem!”

Pinkie left Twilight’s content with a job well done. She skipped a bit further through town, looking forward to seeing Fluttershy, but then Applejack approached her, with a look of panic on her face.

“What’s up Applejack?”

“Oh Pinkie, ya gotta help me. We got a situation back at Sweet Apple Acres!”

“What kind of situation?”

“Come and see for yaself!”

They headed over to Sweet Apple Acres, and Applejack led Pinkie down into the apple cellar. Lying there was Big Macintosh, tied up, while the three Cutie Mark Crusaders sat watching him.

“Do you really think we will get a raping cutie mark?” Sweetie Belle said.

“ Ah think we have ta try it,” Apple Bloom replied.

“Totally!” chipped in Scootaloo. “Big Mac is the perfect rape victim!”

Applejack and Pinkie watched the scene, and then Applejack said, “Poor Big Mac, he was just mindin’ his own business when these three came along and drugged him.”

“So what do you want me to do?” Pinkie asked.

“I don’t know, just think of somethin’!”

Pinkie thought, and then had an idea. “I’ve got an idea! Hey girls,” she called out to the CMC.

They looked up. “What?” said Sweetie Belle.

“Rather than raping Big Mac, why don’t you rape me? I totally give you my permission.”

The Cutie Mark Crusaders looked at each other, and then said in unison, “Cutie Mark Crusader Pinkie Pie rapists! Yay!”

They let Big Mac go, and for the following half an hour gave Pinkie a thoroughly good molesting. Once they were done they looked eagerly at their flanks, and let out a collective groan.

“Still no cutie mark,” Sweetie Belle moaned.

“We’ll never find our special talent,” lamented Scootaloo.

“Ah’m disappointed,” said Apple Bloom.

As Pinkie was leaving, Applejack came up to her. “Thanks for that Pinkie.”

“No problemo!”

Pinkie left Sweet Apple Acres. She walked, or rather limped, for a few more minutes, until Rainbow Dash came crashing out of the sky, knocking her off her feet.

“Hehe, sorry Pinkie,” Rainbow Dash said sheepishly.

“What’s up Rainbow Dash? You practising a new move?”

“Yeah,” she replied with a laugh, “I’m going to a Wonderbolts show later, and I want something to impress Soarin. He won’t be impressed by me crashing, though.”

Pinkie shrugged. “Well, what can I do?"

"Well, maybe I could practise come of my...other moves on you."

With that, she produced a strap-on. "Pinkie, put this on and let me go down on you. I'll let you screw me with it if you do."

Pinkie thought about this. "Okay, that sounds good."

Pinkie put the strap-on on. Rainbow Dash bent her forelegs and licked the tip of the dildo, and then ran her tongue along the shaft. As she did, Pinkie shivered with delight and let out a sigh, even though she couldn't feel anything. It was weird. Rainbow Dash then took it in her mouth, sucking it, bobbing her head rhythmically back and forth as she gagged on the fake cock.

"Well, that was great," Rainbow Dash said, when she had finished. Now, I gotta fly."

"Hey wait," said Pinkie, you said I could fuck you with the strap-on.

Rainbow laughed nervously. "Oh yeah, right. Okay then, go ahead."

The pegasus stuck out her back end, and Pinkie rammed the strap-on into her pussy and screwed her good. They both had a lot of fun.

"Wow, that was amazing," Rainbow Dash said. "Thanks Pinkie."

"I live to make ponies happy!" Pinkie replied, with a big grin.

She carried on, and then fell asleep. She had a weird dream about frogs and fish and pies and all kinds of crazy stuff. She was being chased by a massive cockerel, which she knew must be symbolic of something. It wasn't very nice. When she woke up she was disorientated, but then remembered that she was trying to get to Fluttershy's cottage. Unfortunately, she had been going in the wrong direction the whole time.

"I'm so silly," she said. "Such a silly filly."

After quite a long time walking she finally reached Fluttershy’s cottage. She knocked on the door, and could hear strange moans coming from within her cottage.

“Fluttershy, you in there.”

“Oh…oh my…oh Angel,” she heard Fluttershy gasp. She pushed open the door to find Fluttershy being buggered by the bunny. Pinkie watched as Angel sodomised her, and then withdrew and came all over her pink mane.

“Oh…hi Pinkie,” Fluttershy said.

“Hi!”

Suddenly Angel leapt on Pinkie, and anally penetrated her. They fucked until they both collapsed from exhaustion. Pinkie and Fluttershy never had that picnic