The Princessby Sparkletop RainbowsChaptersChapter 1Chapter 2Chapter 3Chapter 4Chapter 5Chapter 6Chapter 7Chapter 8StartChapter 1"Hey, you're Princess Twilight Sparkle!" "How do you know my name?" She asked. For a moment you were confused. "What do you mean? You're the princess of friendship! Everypony knows who you are!" She looked at you with a confused expression. "Princess? I don't remember being a princess or anything, you must have gotten me confused with somepony else. The only thing I remember is my name. I'm Twilight Sparkle." "But you are a princess! See?" You pointed to Twilight's wings and horn. "Only alicorns are princesses!" Twilight looked at her wings and horn, dumbstruck. After a few seconds, she exclaimed, "Woah, how's that get there?! I don't even remember having any of these!" Then you suddenly had a thought explaining why Twilight couldn't remember who she was. "Maybe you just have amnesia." "That may be true. But I have one question: where are we?" Twilight said. She looked towards the dark, gloomy forest. "Honestly, I don't know. Nopony ever told me there was a forest in here, I just moved recently to Ponyville. I'm not very familiar with the area yet, and I was just taking a walk. I was hoping to meet some new ponies to be friends with," you replied. "Well looks like you did meet somepony new after all. I would like to be friends with you, you seem like a nice pony," Twilight said. "R-really?" You stutter. The Twilight Sparkle wanted to be friends with you? This was too good to pass up. "I'd love to be friends with you. Maybe I could show you around, you may get your memory back. I know a lot of ponies got their memory back the same way by remembering the important things they had in their life," You said, although you secretly wished Twilight would never get her memory back so she could hang out with you and not know the truth of her real life. "Really? I'd love that! Maybe I had some friends there. I know I would feel absolutely horrible if I forgot my very own friends," Twilight said, following you . You felt a little guilty upon hearing that, but you ignored the feelings and let Twilight back into town. The town was bustling with life as ponies walked to and fro. Twilight stared at all of the things that came into view. You secretly prayed that she wouldn't recognize anything. "I don't remember anything yet," Twilight finally announced after a few moments. You mentally breathed a sigh of relief. "But maybe a few more walks around this town would probably remind me of something." Twilight said. You really didn't want her to remember something, but you really felt guilty about leading her in the wrong path. Maybe if you took her to your house, she would forget about all of this. But then you knew that it was bad to take her away from her own life. What do you do? Take her to your house Take her to her friends Chapter 2"Are you lost?" You asked. "I believe so," Twilight answered. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Twilight Sparkle. I have no idea how I got here. I don't even remember anything." "Maybe you were falling and hit your head," you said. "There's a town nearby, I've recently moves there. Maybe I can find you some help." "Oh, that would be wonderful!" Twilight said happily. "Come on, follow me," you said, leading her away from the forest and into the town. It didn't take long for you to arrive. The town was busy as always. "Let's go to the hospital to make sure you're okay," you said, taking her further into town. The market was very busy and crowds were everywhere. It was difficult to get through, but you finally made it. You opened the door and went inside. "Excuse me, nurse," You began. "I found somepony who had hit her head near that big forest near town-" "Twilight!" The nurse gasped, cutting you off. "Did you say she was near a forest?" "Yes, that's where I found her," you replied. "That's the Everfree Forest, it's very dangerous. Follow me Twilight, let's get you checked," the nurse said. Yo could tell that Twilight was confused of how the nurse knew her, but she followed her into a room. You waited outside until Twilight was ready. ... It has been nearly half an hour. You wondered what was taking so long in there. Finally, the door opened, and the nurse and Twilight stepped out. "She's okay," the nurse said. "Although she does have a bit of amnesia, but I'm sure a good look around town will give her memory back." Before you could do anything else, a pink blurry ball zoomed by. You recall seeing this mare around town a few times. "Twilight!" She exclaimed. "Rainbow Dash accidentally set your books on fire!" In an instant, Twilight's life flashed before her eyes. Books were a big part of her life, and it was books that brought her back. "MY BOOOOOOKS!" Twilight rushed out of the hospital as fast as she can, the pink mare following behind. You and the nurse were quiet for a few moments, digesting what just happened. Finally, the nurse spoke up. "Don't worry, it's natural. With a princess living in town, there's bound to be danger or trouble." The nurse walked away, resuming her previous work. You walked out, bending your head down. You were really looking forward to spending the day with Twilight. She could've been your first friend since you moved here. She'll probably forget you now since she has her memory back again. Oh well. The End. Start over? Chapter 3"Hey, why don't we go over to my house? Maybe you just need a break," you said. "That's sounds nice, sure," Twilight replied. Your house was a small, cozy cottage in a little corner. "You can stay here for a few days," you said. "Thanks! Really, thank you for everything you've done for me," Twilight said. You're welcome," you replied. At this point, you had no intention of helping her get her memory back. But hey, at least you'll have one friend here. "Why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself?" Twilight asked. "Since I've lost my memory, I'd like to her about you." "Sure. Why don't you have a seat?" You patted your hoof to the empty space on the chair opposite of you. "I've lived in Manehattan my whole life. But as I grew up, the city life was getting a little too stressful for me. I wanted to get out and move into a nice calm, place. Somewhere that's not a city. Luckily, I found this town when I was in need of a job." Twilight nodded. You continued. "I've also been a big fan of you, too. All of Equestria has heard of the famous Princess Twilight Sparkle. You've saved the world so many times that everypony could never forget you." Twilight blushed a little. "Really? I'd never imagine myself as somepony who can accomplish that. I can't believe I was somepony who was so important. I wonder how I carried all that stress and responsibility over my shoulders." "Me too. I know that no matter how perfect or great anypony can be, they'll always have a few flaws in their life," You said. "True. I still wish I could remember my personality, though. I wonder how Equestria would function without me. But I'm sue I'll get my memory back soon, so I don't need to imagine all of that," Twilight said. You felt a little uneasy, so you tried to change the topic. But what should you say? "I love you!" "Actually, I have something I need to tell you..." "I have to confess something..." Chapter 4"I love you!" You said. Twilight blinked her eyes. "Excuse me?" "I love you!" You repeat once more. "I've always been in love with you, Twilight. Marry me!" After the second you said that you received a hard blow on your head. "GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU CREEP!" Twilight yelled, running as fast as she can away from you. You lay on the floor, unconscious. You scared away the only friend you had in this town, and you just blew it with your biggest idol. Nice going. The End. Start over? Chapter 5"Actually, I have something I need to tell you..." You began. "What is it?" Twilight asked. You could see that she was a little concerned about what you had to say based on your tone. You knew this was selfish, but you wanted Twilight to stay with you here since she was your first and only friend so far, not to mention your top idol. "I... I don't this you'll ever get your memory back," you said. "What?" Twilight asked. "It's just that... You've still hadn't remembered anything yet," you said., "But I still have more time. I only took a short tour around, if I could just-" "Twilight," you started, cutting her off. "I think it's just for the best." Twilight made a concerned face at you. "I.. actually know what happened to you," you lied at the top of your mind. "You've... actually had a really hard life. No matter how many times you saved Equestria, you still very unhappy. Nopony needed you anymore, so you tried to forget everything and hoping to wake up with amnesia by falling down from the sky. And you did. So I think it's just bets if you didn't remember all those hurtful memories that you tried so hard to forget." Twilight stayed silent for a long time. You grew worried, thinking that you've hurt her. But before you could say anything else, she said, "I think you're right. If I hurt myself so much because of those memories, than I don't want to remember them. But I can try to get a fresh start here. Maybe I can even try to change up my look. But I know that no matter what, you'll always support me. You're the greatest friend I've ever had. I know you would never lie to me, I know that I can out my trust in you." And after that day, you and Twilight built a strong friendship together. You and her lives happily together. But you carried on that guilt of lying to her and secretly having the desire for her to stay with you for the rest of your life. If you ask me, I'd say you're a physco. That's pretty low. The End. Chapter 6"I have to confess something..." You say. "What is it?" Twilight asked. "Well, I've actually been leading you away from recovering your memories. It's just that I've always been a little lonely, and you're the only friend I've made. You're also an idol in my life, and I'm just afraid of loosing you," you admit. You hear Twilight let out a soft chuckle/ "What's so funny?" You asked. "I already knew all along," Twilight replied. "What?" You blink ins surprise. "By the way you act, it's kinda obvious," Twilight said. "I was a little unsure of it, actually. I would've believed you even if you did lie to me, but I'm bound to find out at some point." "Wait, so you're not mad?" You asked. "No, of course not. Since you confessed, I know that you truly are a good friend that I can trust," Twilight replied. And from that day, you and Twilight have been best friends. You've also met eight new friends, too, and many more. You've become a social pony, something that you'd never expect to happen. You lived happily ever after. The End (BEST ENDING EVER!) Chapter 7"IMMA KIIIIIIILL YOU!" You exclaim. "W-what?" Twilight asked fearfully. "I'M A MURDER!" You said. You were actually a crazy nut who escaped from the asylum believing a lie you made up in your head. "AHHHHHHH, SOMEPONY SAVE MEEEEEE!" Twilight screamed, running as fast as her legs could carry her away from you. "YOU ARE MY PREY, YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ME!" You chased after her. You were surprisingly fast. Eventually, you caught up to her. You pulled out, a large, big knife and held it over your head. Twilight's pupils shrunk at teh sight of it. "SAY HELLO TO MR. KNIFE!" "So, how do you feel after what you've done?" The psychiatrist, a red stallion with a green mane asked. "I FEEL ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!" You answer. The psychiatrist notes down a few things on his clipboard. "Do you have any regrets?" "NOTHING AT ALL!" "What will you do aferwards?" "IMMA KILL CELESTIA! I WONDER WHAT HER BLOOD TASTES LIKE?" You answer. The psychiatrist nodded and write down a few more. "Well, it seems that you'll be staying here in the asylum for a few more years." The End. Start over? Chapter 8"Hello?" You ask. The pony wakes up and looks at you. "Where am I?" She asked. "You must be Princess Twilight Sparkle," you said. "Huh? I know that I'm Twilight Sparkle, but I'm certainly not a princess," she said. "Actually, I don't remember anything but my name." "Come with me, I know what to do," you offer a hoof to help her up and you take her into town. "Where are we?" Twilight asked. "This is Ponyville, your home," you say. "I must've hit my head," Twilight said. "I don't even know what happened." "I now something that'll help you recollect your memory," you walked in the direction of a big castle. You've heard that this was the very castle that Princess Twilight lived in. You knocked on the door with your hoof. The doors opened a little and a little dragon popped his head out. "I believe I have somepony whom you'd like to meet," you say. "Twilight!" Spike gasped, opening the doors wide open. Twilight squinted her eyes. "You seem a little familiar..." she said. In five chairs surrounding one table with the map of Equestria on it. Sitting in those five chairs were the ponies none other than the elements of harmony themselves. "Twilight!" They all exclaimed. All of a sudden, Twilight's life flashed through her eyes. She immediately ran and hugged them. You quietly step away as they rejoice. You knew that from that moment Twilight would forget you and move on with her life. But you knew that you did the right thing, and you knew that was the thing that mattered most. You began your slow trek home. The End. Start over? StartYou take a shorts stroll through Ponyville. You just moved into the town because you found a new job opening. You decided to take in some fresh and get used to the place that was your new home. You didn't know anypony here, so you also decided to meet some new ponies. As you were walking along the path, a big, dark forest comes into your view. Nopony told you about this, and you were curious about what lies inside. But from the looks of it, you decided not to. That place gives you the creeps.You decided to walk away and go somewhere else. But just as you were about to turn, you heard a soft sound coming from the opening of the forest. What could it be? Your mind was filled with thoughts. Was it something dangerous? Or could anypony possible need help? You decided to go with the latter because your concern overpowered your fear. You took careful, cautious steps towards the source of the sound. The was a decent-sized bush with a few leaves scattered around. As you slowly peeked your head to see what was behind the bush, you spotted a body in the shape of a pony! This pony was a mare with a lavender coat. You gasped as the mare began to wake up. She rubbed her eyes with her hooves and got up. "Where am I?" She asked. "Who are you?" You recognized this pony immediately. It was the very famous Princess Twilight Sparkle! You were her biggest fan! You couldn't believe that this was happening to you. It's not everyday that you see a princess lying near a creepy forest. There was no way a royal princess would speak to a nopony like you. But you wanted to talk to her. What was the first thing you would say to her? "Hey, you're Princess Twilight Sparkle!" "Are you lost?" "IMMA KIIIIIIILL YOU!" Hello?
Chapter 1"Hey, you're Princess Twilight Sparkle!" "How do you know my name?" She asked. For a moment you were confused. "What do you mean? You're the princess of friendship! Everypony knows who you are!" She looked at you with a confused expression. "Princess? I don't remember being a princess or anything, you must have gotten me confused with somepony else. The only thing I remember is my name. I'm Twilight Sparkle." "But you are a princess! See?" You pointed to Twilight's wings and horn. "Only alicorns are princesses!" Twilight looked at her wings and horn, dumbstruck. After a few seconds, she exclaimed, "Woah, how's that get there?! I don't even remember having any of these!" Then you suddenly had a thought explaining why Twilight couldn't remember who she was. "Maybe you just have amnesia." "That may be true. But I have one question: where are we?" Twilight said. She looked towards the dark, gloomy forest. "Honestly, I don't know. Nopony ever told me there was a forest in here, I just moved recently to Ponyville. I'm not very familiar with the area yet, and I was just taking a walk. I was hoping to meet some new ponies to be friends with," you replied. "Well looks like you did meet somepony new after all. I would like to be friends with you, you seem like a nice pony," Twilight said. "R-really?" You stutter. The Twilight Sparkle wanted to be friends with you? This was too good to pass up. "I'd love to be friends with you. Maybe I could show you around, you may get your memory back. I know a lot of ponies got their memory back the same way by remembering the important things they had in their life," You said, although you secretly wished Twilight would never get her memory back so she could hang out with you and not know the truth of her real life. "Really? I'd love that! Maybe I had some friends there. I know I would feel absolutely horrible if I forgot my very own friends," Twilight said, following you . You felt a little guilty upon hearing that, but you ignored the feelings and let Twilight back into town. The town was bustling with life as ponies walked to and fro. Twilight stared at all of the things that came into view. You secretly prayed that she wouldn't recognize anything. "I don't remember anything yet," Twilight finally announced after a few moments. You mentally breathed a sigh of relief. "But maybe a few more walks around this town would probably remind me of something." Twilight said. You really didn't want her to remember something, but you really felt guilty about leading her in the wrong path. Maybe if you took her to your house, she would forget about all of this. But then you knew that it was bad to take her away from her own life. What do you do? Take her to your house Take her to her friends
Chapter 2"Are you lost?" You asked. "I believe so," Twilight answered. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Twilight Sparkle. I have no idea how I got here. I don't even remember anything." "Maybe you were falling and hit your head," you said. "There's a town nearby, I've recently moves there. Maybe I can find you some help." "Oh, that would be wonderful!" Twilight said happily. "Come on, follow me," you said, leading her away from the forest and into the town. It didn't take long for you to arrive. The town was busy as always. "Let's go to the hospital to make sure you're okay," you said, taking her further into town. The market was very busy and crowds were everywhere. It was difficult to get through, but you finally made it. You opened the door and went inside. "Excuse me, nurse," You began. "I found somepony who had hit her head near that big forest near town-" "Twilight!" The nurse gasped, cutting you off. "Did you say she was near a forest?" "Yes, that's where I found her," you replied. "That's the Everfree Forest, it's very dangerous. Follow me Twilight, let's get you checked," the nurse said. Yo could tell that Twilight was confused of how the nurse knew her, but she followed her into a room. You waited outside until Twilight was ready. ... It has been nearly half an hour. You wondered what was taking so long in there. Finally, the door opened, and the nurse and Twilight stepped out. "She's okay," the nurse said. "Although she does have a bit of amnesia, but I'm sure a good look around town will give her memory back." Before you could do anything else, a pink blurry ball zoomed by. You recall seeing this mare around town a few times. "Twilight!" She exclaimed. "Rainbow Dash accidentally set your books on fire!" In an instant, Twilight's life flashed before her eyes. Books were a big part of her life, and it was books that brought her back. "MY BOOOOOOKS!" Twilight rushed out of the hospital as fast as she can, the pink mare following behind. You and the nurse were quiet for a few moments, digesting what just happened. Finally, the nurse spoke up. "Don't worry, it's natural. With a princess living in town, there's bound to be danger or trouble." The nurse walked away, resuming her previous work. You walked out, bending your head down. You were really looking forward to spending the day with Twilight. She could've been your first friend since you moved here. She'll probably forget you now since she has her memory back again. Oh well. The End. Start over?
Chapter 3"Hey, why don't we go over to my house? Maybe you just need a break," you said. "That's sounds nice, sure," Twilight replied. Your house was a small, cozy cottage in a little corner. "You can stay here for a few days," you said. "Thanks! Really, thank you for everything you've done for me," Twilight said. You're welcome," you replied. At this point, you had no intention of helping her get her memory back. But hey, at least you'll have one friend here. "Why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself?" Twilight asked. "Since I've lost my memory, I'd like to her about you." "Sure. Why don't you have a seat?" You patted your hoof to the empty space on the chair opposite of you. "I've lived in Manehattan my whole life. But as I grew up, the city life was getting a little too stressful for me. I wanted to get out and move into a nice calm, place. Somewhere that's not a city. Luckily, I found this town when I was in need of a job." Twilight nodded. You continued. "I've also been a big fan of you, too. All of Equestria has heard of the famous Princess Twilight Sparkle. You've saved the world so many times that everypony could never forget you." Twilight blushed a little. "Really? I'd never imagine myself as somepony who can accomplish that. I can't believe I was somepony who was so important. I wonder how I carried all that stress and responsibility over my shoulders." "Me too. I know that no matter how perfect or great anypony can be, they'll always have a few flaws in their life," You said. "True. I still wish I could remember my personality, though. I wonder how Equestria would function without me. But I'm sue I'll get my memory back soon, so I don't need to imagine all of that," Twilight said. You felt a little uneasy, so you tried to change the topic. But what should you say? "I love you!" "Actually, I have something I need to tell you..." "I have to confess something..."
Chapter 4"I love you!" You said. Twilight blinked her eyes. "Excuse me?" "I love you!" You repeat once more. "I've always been in love with you, Twilight. Marry me!" After the second you said that you received a hard blow on your head. "GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU CREEP!" Twilight yelled, running as fast as she can away from you. You lay on the floor, unconscious. You scared away the only friend you had in this town, and you just blew it with your biggest idol. Nice going. The End. Start over?
Chapter 5"Actually, I have something I need to tell you..." You began. "What is it?" Twilight asked. You could see that she was a little concerned about what you had to say based on your tone. You knew this was selfish, but you wanted Twilight to stay with you here since she was your first and only friend so far, not to mention your top idol. "I... I don't this you'll ever get your memory back," you said. "What?" Twilight asked. "It's just that... You've still hadn't remembered anything yet," you said., "But I still have more time. I only took a short tour around, if I could just-" "Twilight," you started, cutting her off. "I think it's just for the best." Twilight made a concerned face at you. "I.. actually know what happened to you," you lied at the top of your mind. "You've... actually had a really hard life. No matter how many times you saved Equestria, you still very unhappy. Nopony needed you anymore, so you tried to forget everything and hoping to wake up with amnesia by falling down from the sky. And you did. So I think it's just bets if you didn't remember all those hurtful memories that you tried so hard to forget." Twilight stayed silent for a long time. You grew worried, thinking that you've hurt her. But before you could say anything else, she said, "I think you're right. If I hurt myself so much because of those memories, than I don't want to remember them. But I can try to get a fresh start here. Maybe I can even try to change up my look. But I know that no matter what, you'll always support me. You're the greatest friend I've ever had. I know you would never lie to me, I know that I can out my trust in you." And after that day, you and Twilight built a strong friendship together. You and her lives happily together. But you carried on that guilt of lying to her and secretly having the desire for her to stay with you for the rest of your life. If you ask me, I'd say you're a physco. That's pretty low. The End.
Chapter 6"I have to confess something..." You say. "What is it?" Twilight asked. "Well, I've actually been leading you away from recovering your memories. It's just that I've always been a little lonely, and you're the only friend I've made. You're also an idol in my life, and I'm just afraid of loosing you," you admit. You hear Twilight let out a soft chuckle/ "What's so funny?" You asked. "I already knew all along," Twilight replied. "What?" You blink ins surprise. "By the way you act, it's kinda obvious," Twilight said. "I was a little unsure of it, actually. I would've believed you even if you did lie to me, but I'm bound to find out at some point." "Wait, so you're not mad?" You asked. "No, of course not. Since you confessed, I know that you truly are a good friend that I can trust," Twilight replied. And from that day, you and Twilight have been best friends. You've also met eight new friends, too, and many more. You've become a social pony, something that you'd never expect to happen. You lived happily ever after. The End (BEST ENDING EVER!)
Chapter 7"IMMA KIIIIIIILL YOU!" You exclaim. "W-what?" Twilight asked fearfully. "I'M A MURDER!" You said. You were actually a crazy nut who escaped from the asylum believing a lie you made up in your head. "AHHHHHHH, SOMEPONY SAVE MEEEEEE!" Twilight screamed, running as fast as her legs could carry her away from you. "YOU ARE MY PREY, YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ME!" You chased after her. You were surprisingly fast. Eventually, you caught up to her. You pulled out, a large, big knife and held it over your head. Twilight's pupils shrunk at teh sight of it. "SAY HELLO TO MR. KNIFE!" "So, how do you feel after what you've done?" The psychiatrist, a red stallion with a green mane asked. "I FEEL ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!" You answer. The psychiatrist notes down a few things on his clipboard. "Do you have any regrets?" "NOTHING AT ALL!" "What will you do aferwards?" "IMMA KILL CELESTIA! I WONDER WHAT HER BLOOD TASTES LIKE?" You answer. The psychiatrist nodded and write down a few more. "Well, it seems that you'll be staying here in the asylum for a few more years." The End. Start over?
Chapter 8"Hello?" You ask. The pony wakes up and looks at you. "Where am I?" She asked. "You must be Princess Twilight Sparkle," you said. "Huh? I know that I'm Twilight Sparkle, but I'm certainly not a princess," she said. "Actually, I don't remember anything but my name." "Come with me, I know what to do," you offer a hoof to help her up and you take her into town. "Where are we?" Twilight asked. "This is Ponyville, your home," you say. "I must've hit my head," Twilight said. "I don't even know what happened." "I now something that'll help you recollect your memory," you walked in the direction of a big castle. You've heard that this was the very castle that Princess Twilight lived in. You knocked on the door with your hoof. The doors opened a little and a little dragon popped his head out. "I believe I have somepony whom you'd like to meet," you say. "Twilight!" Spike gasped, opening the doors wide open. Twilight squinted her eyes. "You seem a little familiar..." she said. In five chairs surrounding one table with the map of Equestria on it. Sitting in those five chairs were the ponies none other than the elements of harmony themselves. "Twilight!" They all exclaimed. All of a sudden, Twilight's life flashed through her eyes. She immediately ran and hugged them. You quietly step away as they rejoice. You knew that from that moment Twilight would forget you and move on with her life. But you knew that you did the right thing, and you knew that was the thing that mattered most. You began your slow trek home. The End. Start over?
StartYou take a shorts stroll through Ponyville. You just moved into the town because you found a new job opening. You decided to take in some fresh and get used to the place that was your new home. You didn't know anypony here, so you also decided to meet some new ponies. As you were walking along the path, a big, dark forest comes into your view. Nopony told you about this, and you were curious about what lies inside. But from the looks of it, you decided not to. That place gives you the creeps.You decided to walk away and go somewhere else. But just as you were about to turn, you heard a soft sound coming from the opening of the forest. What could it be? Your mind was filled with thoughts. Was it something dangerous? Or could anypony possible need help? You decided to go with the latter because your concern overpowered your fear. You took careful, cautious steps towards the source of the sound. The was a decent-sized bush with a few leaves scattered around. As you slowly peeked your head to see what was behind the bush, you spotted a body in the shape of a pony! This pony was a mare with a lavender coat. You gasped as the mare began to wake up. She rubbed her eyes with her hooves and got up. "Where am I?" She asked. "Who are you?" You recognized this pony immediately. It was the very famous Princess Twilight Sparkle! You were her biggest fan! You couldn't believe that this was happening to you. It's not everyday that you see a princess lying near a creepy forest. There was no way a royal princess would speak to a nopony like you. But you wanted to talk to her. What was the first thing you would say to her? "Hey, you're Princess Twilight Sparkle!" "Are you lost?" "IMMA KIIIIIIILL YOU!" Hello?
