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Why am I Pinkie Pie?!

by Hoopy McGee
Why the heck did I turn into Pinkie Pie?!

Okay, I don't know if anyone can hear this, or read this, or whatever, but I'm trying my best to use Pinkie Pie's legendary fourth-wall-breaking powers to try and get a message out.

If you can hear this, I need help. I'm in Equestria, and man, this is strange. But I'm also stuck in Pinkie Pie's body, for some reason.

Yes, it's just as weird as it sounds. And now, I need your help... because all the ponies in this town think I'm crazy!

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53098 words: Estimated about 4 hours to read
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19 Chapters:

  1. Um... hello? 2012-06-29 04:51:50 UTC
    2220
  2. Sorry about that 2012-06-30 13:17:28 UTC
    1987
  3. Now, where was I? 2012-06-29 14:23:24 UTC
    2879
  4. Good morning! 2012-07-01 02:06:16 UTC
    2709
  5. The food here is terrible 2012-09-13 14:34:04 UTC
    2432
  6. And so, I escaped! 2012-10-24 01:42:15 UTC
    2675
  7. Okay, forget about that. 2012-07-14 05:48:57 UTC
    2541
  8. This place is kind of creepy 2012-07-30 01:46:51 UTC
    2631
  9. Hurray, it's time for the Epic Adventure of Awesomeness! 2012-10-24 01:56:04 UTC
    2877
  10. So, I fell asleep... again. 2012-09-04 05:52:01 UTC
    2619
  11. There's one thing I learned last night... 2012-10-24 02:07:31 UTC
    2795
  12. So much for a peaceful lunch 2012-09-04 06:03:24 UTC
    2770
  13. It's time to get going! 2012-09-13 14:51:35 UTC
    3135
  14. Bleh! It's really musty in here... 2012-09-12 18:32:56 UTC
    3470
  15. And then I had my head examined. 2012-09-27 02:46:08 UTC
    3270
  16. That's when things got REALLY crazy! 2012-10-08 16:08:59 UTC
    4153
  17. Don't worry, it's all good. 2012-10-06 01:04:14 UTC
    2845
  18. This place is amazing! 2012-10-14 16:41:26 UTC
    4207
  19. Yep. It's me, again. 2012-10-14 05:08:24 UTC
    883