Goku in Equestria

by All of the Above

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Crossover, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Romance, Rarity
Length: 1771

Equestria gets a surprise visitor! You wouldn't believe what happens when Goku comes to visit!

Goku finds himself in the land of Equestria, where he soon meets up with the Mane 6. They join forces in order to stop a powerful new villain. But is there something going on that none of them are aware of?

Co-writer, as usual, is Doom Trot.

I urge you to actually read the story through. Then you can dislike it.

Guys. I'm really happy with the negative response this has gotten. It reminds me that you guys will never change. Thank you!

Published 2016-09-22 04:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-09-22 04:20:01 UTC

Whoa, Goku, WHAT?!

Author's Note

this is mai twentieth story. i hope u lik it ;)

Whoa, Goku, WHAT?!

One day Goku was flying on his cloud thing being his happy goofy self. Then he was in Equestria! How wild is that?!

“Wow,” said Gaku, “what a strange new place!”

He was in Equestria!

“Hi there cloud man!” said Pinkie Pie, who was nearby. “Welcome to Equestria! Say, you aren’t a pony, that’s kinda weird!”

“Am I supposed to be a pony?” joked Gohku, with a long smirk on his mouth.

“Hey look,” said Rainbow Dash, who was nearby. “You can fly, but you don’t have wings!”

“I don’t need wings to fly!” said Goku. “I’m just saiyan!”

Pinkie and Rainbow laughed so hard!

“Well howyd mister!” exclaimed Apple Jack. “Welcome to Equestria!”

“Thanks” said Goku. “Everyone around here is super friendly and nice!”

“You mean, “everypony?” Pinkie Pie asked.

“Oh right! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Gaku laughed hardily.

“Gee, Mr. Goky, you sure are conventionally attractive for a species I’ve never encountered!” exclaimed Rarity.

“And you don’t look so bad yourself! Hey, how about we go on a date?”

“My, what a splendid idea. Let’s go for it!” Rarity exclaimed!

“HAHAHAHAHAHA!”

“No fair!” said Fluttershy. “I want to spend time with him! He’s got a tail! That makes him some kind of animal!”

“Oh you noticed my tail, huh?” said Goku. “Pretty neat, huh?”

“Hey wait a minute” objectioned Twilight Princess “How are you still human if you’re in Equestria? Aren’t you supposed to transfomr into a pony?”

“I’m not a human, silly Twilight!” laughed Gecko “I’m a Saiyan! Can’t you see my tai?”

“Oh I see what you’r ‘’saiyan’’ “ winked Twilight.

“HAHAHAHAAHHA” said everypony.

“Hey guys” said spike” whose your new friend? He looks super awesome.”

“I am super awesome!” said Gekken “thanks little dragon bro.”

“Sure thing cloud bro. But guys, there’s evil!”

The ponies (and the saiyan) gasped ghastly.

“There’s a evil new alicron called Bloodgeist X Infinity Blade attacking Ponyville! We have to stop him!”

“Don’t worry!” hero’d Qoku “We can stop Bloodgeist X Infinity Blade together!”

“Yeah!” scrammed the group.

The fight with Bloodgeist X Infinity Blade was brutal. Gocu looked so cool doing his kamihammiha and Twilight did a laser beam attack and Rainbow Dash punched Bloodgeist X Infinity Blade in the face and said “Hah, not so infinite now, are you!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

They almost lost but then they didnt! The day was saved by Gou and the mane six!

“We did it, everypony!” said Gkoo “we stopped Bloodgeist X Infinity Blade from taking over Equestria!”

“Yay!” yayyed everypony. “It’s all thansk to goku!”

“Oh gosh, you guys are so nice.”

“Hey Goky,” said Rarity with a wink. “How bout that date?”

“Oh, I almost forgot!” said Goku with a embrassed smile and a sweat droop. “Yeah, let’s go on a date!”

“Beofre that, I want to thank ou personally, Gok” said Twilight.

“O no problem” said Gouk, turning to Twilight.

…

Goku turned, a smile plastered onto his face. As he turned to face Twilight, he slowly became aware of the absence of Twilight. He kept turning, seeing that nopony was around him.

“Hey, where’d you guys go?” Goku shouted.

The only answer he received was silence. A windy silence that felt so foreign to him. It was as if he had gone deaf in a matter of moments.

A deafening quiet dominated his ears, beating his eardrums into a senseless pulp of mush. Goku bent down, covering his ears as the deathly hush filled his entire world.

“Goku.”

Goku jumped. He fell to the ground and crawled away from the direction of the voice.

“Go͠k̡ú.”

It started coming from all directions. The voices became louder and louder, surrounding him and pushing him into the ground.

Abruptly, they all stopped. Goku looked around. The sun had disappeared from the sky. Darkness was the only thing that Goku could see. He tried to let out a call to anyone who could hear him, but his words were caught in his throat.

“Goku?”

Twilight’s familiar voice finally rang out from the mute dark. Happily, Goku turned to where the voice was coming from. Standing in front of him wasn’t Twilight.

“Y̯̜̳̳o̶͔͕u͖̞̜̩ ͉do̕n҉̼̩̜'̣͇̙̱t͎ ̣̤̮͕̮͝b͓͕́ę̤̣̪l̤ͅo̶̗̱̩̯͇̭̜ng̰̦̗ ͔̟̘̯̘ͅḩ̻̙̦̜e̞̱͈̣̰ͅr̷̩̠̞̻͇͔e͡.̫̗̜̖”

Princess Celestia stood on a balcony, watching wearily as she lowered the sun over the horizon. She exhaled a tired breath, turning slowly to return to her chambers.

“Sister?” asked Luna as Celestia returned from the balcony. “Is something troubling you? You seem troubled?”

Celestia smiled sadly. “There are many things that trouble me, Luna. Most of them aren’t worth worrying about.”

Luna frowned, unsatisfied with the answer. “Tia, you can talk to me. If there’s anything wrong, then please don’t hesitate to tell me.”

Celestia glanced at the now darkened horizon. Luna had regained enough power to raise the moon while carrying on a conversation. This filled Celestia with pride.

“Are you sure?” she asked, her smile now a little happier. “I would hate to burden you.”

“Perish the thought,” Luna answered with a smirk, but then became a little more sullen. “Tia, I know you see me as the one in need of help, but I assure you I’m capable of helping others. Including you."

Celestia seated herself, a ponderous expression on her brow.

Slowly, she said, “I wish this was a problem you could help with.”

“What do you mean?” pressed Luna, worried.

“I mean…” Celestia trailed off, taking another look at the horizon. “I mean that it’s a problem nopony can help.”

“Positively pessimistic,” observed Luna. “Seems I’m rubbing off on you, Tia.”

Celestia chuckled, but only for a moment. “No, Luna, I’m serious. I’m talking about the end of Equestria. The end of the world.”

Luna said nothing, only eyeing Celestia with curiosity.

“We might be powerful alicorns,” said Celestia. “Powerful enough to command the sun and moon. But we aren’t invincible. We’ve both suffered defeat in the face of powers greater than ourselves.”

“But there’s always been a way to win!” interrupted Luna. “The Elements of Harmony! The Tree of Harmony! The power of friendship! The power of love! They’ve always been sufficient to oppose evil.”

“And what about when they aren’t?” asked Celestia bluntly.

Luna had no verbal response for this and was only able to appear somewhat defiant by her expression.

“It’s a big universe, sister. Who’s to say that there isn’t some malevolent power that can’t be stopped by friendship? And what happens when that power sets a course for our planet? What happens then?”

Luna’s defiant expression broke, now replaced by a vaguely sad one.

“You can’t actually believe that,” argued Luna. “There are some mighty evils, certainly, but this talk of unstoppable ‘malevolent powers’ is unfounded. I refuse to believe that there is anything so powerful that it can destroy the world without opposition.”

“I can’t bring myself to think the same way,” lamented Celestia. “I wish I could, but the power I’m describing isn’t so easy to oppose. It’s… a manipulation.”

“A manipulation? Of what?”

“Of the world. Of reality.”

“Well, there’s already Discord for that, and he’s—”

“Not the same. Discord distorted the world for his own pleasure, but he was not as powerful as he would have liked to believe. No, the power I speak of is something unknowable. A power that is able to not just assault reality, but to change its very essence. A power that can treat our world as a plaything. A toy. Not just our world but countless worlds! It can’t be stopped! It will annihilate everything! I-It—!”

“Sister, calm down!” Luna moved to comfort her panting sister. “These fears of yours are nonsense. Our world is safe. There is no power that will twist our reality or any other reality. We are not doomed to destruction. Be still.”

“Nothing can stop it. It will destroy everything on this planet, and it won’t stop with us. It’ll move on, it will poison worlds until its blood lust is finally satisfied. All life is meaningless! Our lives are pawns for something else's sick game. We are... Nothing.”

Celestia’s breathing slowed and quieted. As the hopelessness of it all came pouring out of her mouth, tears began falling from Celestia’s eyes. Her sobs carried across Canterlot and beyond.

“We are nothing.”

“Tia, don't say that! We matter.”

Wiping the tears from her eyes, a smile crossed Celestia’s face.

“You are right. Thank

Celestia froze. The creature beside her was no longer Luna, but an amorphous mass roughly shaped like her.

The creature lunged forward, black slime oozing from its mouth and a crimson liquid leaking from its eyes. Continuing to lose its shape as its features melted and distorted, cackled in sick amusement.

Y̙̳̫̠͐͠o̖̗͚͉̩̭ͨ͒ͥͣ̂ͫ̿ͅu̝̩̭ͬ̊̑̂͛͢ ͔͕̔͆̈̽ͣ͊ä̆͂̂̋ͩ̊r̞͈͈̗̻̦͓̐ͮ͐̔̄̇͝e̟͊̊ͦ ̭̘͈̓̒̎̔f̿ͩ̔͋̅͗͌͠o̬͇̖͓͈͕͈͡o̭̩̰̤̺d̰͔̭͐ͬͥ͋ͣ̒̈.̷͖̩̫͖̆ͯ

Twilight’s grin grew larger and larger. Her smile tore away the edges of her face, blood filling her mouth. Gurgling and coughing, the distorted mass stepped closer to Goku.

“H͏̦̳̮̞͙̙̙e͏͕̜̯l̙̣̫͟p̰ͅ ̶͔̤ṃ̢͍̱̦̺̬e͉̝͇̜̜!͖̠̺͚̪̫̀

Something grabbed his shoulder from behind him. It forced him around and got up right in his face.

It was Rarity. Her skin melted away, leaving only exposed muscle and still functioning organs. Rarity dislodged her horn from her head and cut open a part of her flesh. She reached inside and pulled her still-beating heart from her chest, offering it to Goku.

“M͒̌͆̃͡y̒̍ͯ͟ ̆̃̉ḩ̐ě̒̃͂͊͠aͦ̈́̃ͧr̀ͣ̃ͯt̿̽̚ ̃̍͛ͨi̐̎̐̾̿̚sͧ͛͌ ͐͂͆̑y̴o͋ͫu͑ͨrͭ̊̍ͩs̎̄̍͊!̐̈́̿̓̎ͧ

Goku examined the scene around him with slight disgust: the ponies he had so easily befriended were now melting and moaning, shambling about with what little energy they had left. Among the carnage, he noticed Spike among them. His scales were peeling off, melting into an umber dust.

Hesitantly, Goku said, “Little dragon bro?”

Spike looked up at him. A bloody tear dripping from his face.

“Yͪͪͨͭ̂ͤͣ͞oͧ͐ͭͤ͟ȗ̀'̃v̽̔eͨͮͩ̋͗ ̈ͤ̂ͬ́ͬ̾k̓͂̃̐ͭ̾͂͢i̍̔ͭ̓̋̄l͋̍ͮlͤ̉̉̔̐ͭ͛ē̎̉̈́d̂̃̅͐ͬ̀ͯ ͯ̌̈́uͣ͆̒̾̍̚͟s̋ ̶͌ͣ̎͒ãͭ̑͊̃͝lͥ̂̽͆͛lͭ.̇͛”

Goku couldn’t stand anymore. As he leaped into the air in order to fly away, hooves grabbed him, pulling him back down to Equestria.

“Wě̆̉̆̆̿'̧̈ͤ̃ͪŗ̓è̿͟ ̧ǎ̇̍̒̊̏ͬlͬ͐ͤͩ̅l ̢ͪd̽̂̒ͬͥ̂ͤȃͩ̈́m̎̆͑͋ͨn͐̇̚e͋̎͢d̐̓̍̃͛ͧ͏ ͞t͛ͨo ͗ͬ́ͧͩ͡H͋ė̵̽̓͋͊̅̚l̿͐ͬ͐́̽͡l̊̽̈.͜ ̔̆ͧ̚ ͆̓Ä́̈́̓̅̊n̎̋̀d̊͛ͣͫ͢ ̢͗́̿̽̽yͧ̒̚͟ơ͛ủ̽̽̽ͭ͡'ͦͪ̐ͧ̿̀r̴̂̽͛ẽͦͬ̄ ̿͠č͞ơm̏i̛̓̅ͫ̋̈́̾n̐́͊̈̔ͬ̑ġ͛̉̈̓́ ͩw̡̑̃ͣ̔̃̆̚i̐̌͝t̛ͩ͋̿ͥ̓̾ḩ̐̋ ̡̑͑͑u̒̇̋́ͣͫͤś!ͧ͛ͬ͐͢”

The ground beneath him started sucking them all in. Hooves and claws started grabbing at him, pulling him down into the depths of blackness.

Before he was taken down into that unholy damnation, Goku glimpsed the rest of the world. All living creatures were now only half-alive and barely aware of the destruction they were witnessing. All of Equestria broke down and became a disgusting lump. A huge, uninteresting lump of gray and hopelessness. A cavity where no color or any creative thought could escape. Equestria was plunged into a world of pointlessness. A pallid world of sameness.

All is lost.

We are to blame.