I was never interested in a lot of girly things. I had a few collectibles, but not much more. But when i find myself in a neww world, in a new body with the power of nature and medicine behind me, i'll have to find a new place in life.

Did i mention that this world is full of walking talking, living, breathing, life-sized plushies? Oh, they're real, all right, and i'm one of them now.

This is an ode to my mother, who fortunately is still around. And my great-grandfather, who is not.

By the way, Fair warning: Do NOT under any circumstances attempt any of these remedies UNLESS the passage is highlighted in green, like so. That signifies a real remedy.