Spike, the purple dragon was currently trying to climb his way out of a fucking gigantic pile of books. And I do mean gigantic.

It reminds me of the titanic. Last I checked, there was a crew that recently discovered the remnants of that ship. Ok, maybe a few years ago but still recent in the grand scheme of things since the universe is billions and billions of years old

While the dragon was struggling to reach oxygen and freedom I looked over to Twilight. She was also buried in her own pile of books. But she didn't seem to care. Casually reading a book while you are half way buried by a couple dozen books says a lot.

"What happened?" I had to ask. The situation was just too weird. Like that one time some one on xbox thought I was a girl and asked me to be his girlfriend. He is by far, the biggest idiot I have ever met in my life.

"Magic accident" answered a familiar voice in a different corner of the room, separate from the rest of the current residents in this chamber.

"What kind of magic accident, Starlight?" I asked. This is really interesting. But the answer I would receive would probably be something stupid like Starlight failing at magic control. "You know what, don't answer that."

"Alright." There was silence. This is akward.

Spike spoke after escaping the chains from the book fort. "Well, I have to go mine gems with Rarity."

He then sped out of the room, leaving me to suffer and choke on the cloud of dust he left behind.

"That reminds me! The princesses are coming! I need to prepare! How could I forget?!" Cried Twilight, clearly panicking about what would be a normal situation if you were friends with normal people and not the leaders of a nation. Can't blame her, but if I were in her situation I would probably be rather indifferent.

But that seems off. It's just a little out of character for book horse to forget something important like that. Like being late for a job interview because your girlfriend just keeps bitching and nagging about how you're a deadbeat or something else that sounds insulting but really isn't. You are just so focused on the headache you gained that you lost your chance to make a good first impression.

But while in reality I was prepared this time for another charge so I summoned a cloud beneath me, and I used them to carry me to the ceiling. Once I was sure she was gone, I separated all the dust and water vapor and whatever else was in those clouds.

I looked to Starlight, the only other creature in the large study we're in. "Want to explore the town?" I got nothing better to do, and I don't have any time killers with me. God, I miss overwatch.

"Uh, sure." That's her response. Come on fellas! Give this grade A actor an oscar!

And with that..... we're off on our adventure!

But wait! Plot twist! Starlight also just coincidentally remembered that she needed to be some where probably not as important as she makes it out to be!

So I'm off on my adventure! 'Horray! Loneliness is so depressing!'

(Unnecessary Time Skip)

As soon as I got out the door, I was met with a problem... well 2 problems.... maybe 3.

The first, the townsfolk immediately noticed me.... and they began to swarm. How adorable am I for them to have such a violent reaction!? It makes no sense! And these citizens are the "weird" ones. You know when your Charlie Gordon like friend in flowers for algernon did something most would find completely insane? I am terrible at descriptions.

As I started running I had to dodge and swerve around multiple obstacles that the denizens of Ponyville were either too stupid, too distracted, or too big to avoid for a grand total of 5 minutes. I built up a pattern I'm sure they noticed and broke the pattern after the 8th left. After running around a street corner, I spotted an alleyway. Like a normal creature being chased, I leaped into the crevice between houses and hid behind a dumpster.

That was oddly convenient. Like the universe is actually assisting me. While hiding I heard the sounds of galloping and dumbasses wanting to pet me start to decrease in volume. They were more civil at the party. Maybe those ponies weren't at the party and the civil ones took to much space so they weren't allowed? I honestly have no idea. Maybe Pinkie could answer, she seems used to this.

My second problem. Twilight forgot to give me a tour around the towns, directions to key places her friends would be located, or at least a map. Another thing out of character for her.

The possibly third issue, I vandalized a shoe. Wait what? No, the third issue is that I can't go back to contact Spike or Starlight because I have no idea where they are and I can't go to Twilight because she's occupied with the princesses and is preparing for their arrival. Not because it would be impolite, she would be too busy to help. From her prospective, preparing for the princesses is more important that helping me.

I just layed there for a while. Thinking on a plan. And then videogame scripting got triggered and then spawned a fluttershy a few feet away. Well, not spawned. More like appeared and happened to walk by.

Holy shit, what the hell is that abomination next to her! That monstrosity looks like it should be the unofficial love child from an orgy featuring Bloody Mary, Cthulu, Adolf Hitler, literally every member of Isis, mixed with a little bit of T-rex and crazy jizz. So weird stuff.

"So how was your day, Lloyd?" Said monstrosity asked, teleporting next to me. "Enjoying what I did to spice up your life?"

"It was you! I will rip your heart out of your beating chest and blast you with shells from my washing machine shotgun!"

"Aw I thought I was doing you, and... uh the moderator Sir Snowball, a service." For some reason it sounds like he only brought me here because he lost a game at poker. "You weren't the first joe I brought here, though so don't think you're special. I just peer into the other dimensions and bring souvenirs from them to this world and see how the residents react. It's usually a mix between boring and amusing, but you are a special case. I never heard of anyone doing anything silly like vandalizing a shoe."

Exposition?

"My name is Discord." He continued. "Master of chaos and chocolate rain!"

With a snap of his fingers a pinkish cloud suddenly popped into existence and started pouring down liquid chocolate upon me. Delicious liquid chocolate. Safe to say, I kept my mouth wide open to drink up all the chocolate.

"Your welcome. Now if you excuse me, I need to have tea time with Fluttershy. Just needed to answer a question you probably didn't have. Like I said, you are a special case. Large quantity of 'do not care.' Toodles!"

And with that he disappeared. Along with the chocolate cloud. I'm... just going to sit down, and cry for a minute and figure out where to go to do something at east some what relevant, like find Spike, or the other 5 members of the squad that are not crossed off the list like Twilight and now Flutttershy.

This Discord character could possibly be a threat under certain conditions.

Author's Note

It's been a long time, I know. But I haven't been motivated to do anything else other than play call of duty black ops 2 with my friends. Also playing subnautica for the past 2 weeks. Very fun.