My time as a Sword spirit in Equis

Dammit all.... I hate the Merchant… Stupid cad started all this but no he is not the one who Displaced me… no my Displacer is actually dressed up like Alex Mercer. Ya know that guy from the game; Prototype? Yea look him up I’ll wait… oh you’re back already?  Good. Means I can continue FLOATING in SPACE.

Let me start from the beginning.

I was getting ready for E3 when I realized my mother had thrown away my Sword for the costume I made. So I went anyway. I had bought the tickets in advance and it would have been a waste not to go. I get to E3 of Dallas and low and behold a Vendor has the exact Items I need. Five Gleaming Black Swords.

Yea my costume is Girahim from Skyward Sword. Anyway the vendor makes me an offer I couldn’t refuse, “Normally I charge $1000 for each of those items but for you young man I’ll only charge $500 for all of them”

I couldn’t believe it, $500 was a steal for these items.  My god the swords all looked like each of his forms you fight him in Skyward sword, black coloring and all. I couldn’t let this chance go I had to have them! So I paid him and after he accepted my cash he chuckled a bit too darkly “heh...heh...heh see ya on Equis kid” and I knew I just fucked up “AWWW fu-…” Next thing I know I’m having a trippy vision of some kind of messed up vortex seeing pink and green swirls and hear Bill Cypher laughing his ass off.

I’ve gone where few beings have gone, have seen the multiverse and have met Truth… yea um Truth opened my portal of Truth but didn’t take anything… said something about my eyes being forced open or something but evidently I can now do alchemy. So thus begins my story of how I end up becoming the Girahim of Equis… Oh dear I hope I don’t have a Demise there… Pun intended.

Star log; No effing clue, I have been drifting thru space for quite some time now. The stars are beautiful and I realize now that I am actually moving at incredible speeds that if it weren’t for there being no gravity in space I’d surely have died by now… although I’m still confused on how I can seemingly breathe in space.

I realize now that I have more than likely gone completely insane.. Although would an insane person realize they have gone insane or would they think it’s normal? God I hope I get to a Planet soon…

Star Log; again no idea, I have finally gotten to a planet and if it’s supposed to be Equis then I am not surprised. The land is shaped like America from my own planet but something doesn’t fit, it’s almost as if I have travelled back in time to before skyscrapers and technology, for it appears I have arrived at night instead of day.. oh crap A more pressing matter has just arisen to the forefront of my mind HOW AM I GOING TO GET DONE THERE?!