Four Brothers: One of them is an arrogant asshole, one of them is a lazy bum, one of them is positive to a fault, and one of them breaks things a lot. And even worse, they're all powerful elemental freaks. Who in Equestria could possibly want to be with them? Well, the Pie Sisters of course.

Warning: This story has lots of bad jokes, foul language, violence, and references to outside media. If you're not a fan of any of these, this story might not be for you.