The day was one just like any other, the sun is out, sky is clear, birds are singing and one Vincent Dubbs who was your average man, he was current wearing a white dress shirt with black pants and a pair of black shoes. He had emerald eyes with black hair. So yeah average man indeed but right know he was in the middle of a very relaxing walk through the park as this was his Sunday tradition. This tradition was just like like church except he actually cares about it; thats right our dear old Vincent is a non-believer, he is more of the believe it when I see it type of man so imagine his suprise when a man by the name of Lucifer (not the devil, i'm talking about the God of light, Lucifer, He's greek or Roman something like that) approached him and asked him if he would like to be a hero and Vincent replied...
"No, well yes but no." Said Vincent as he tried to put into words what he meant. "I know, i'd be an anti-hero. I mean I would save live by killing the bad guys because they can't get revenge when they are worm food, you know." he said as he awaited the other man to answer.
"I see," said Lucifer" and if you were to be any hero who would you be." Lucifer finished sounding a little more upbeat.
"In all honesty I would go for the original character I made, he's pretty cool then again I might be being bais since I made him an' all." Vincent said feeling that was somehow the right answer.
"And if you could say," Lucifer started."go to another world as him would you." finished Lucifer with a smile that just screamed 'I've got a secret'.
"Well, I mean, I don't really have anything for me here but I won't bore you with a sob story so i'll have to say sure i't could be fun, why not." Vincent stated with a smidge of saddness in his voice.
Lucifer smile got wider like real creepy like and said "Say goodbye." and as soon as he said that he broke in laughter while Vincent just past out an hit the floor with a thud.
Within the Everfree forest, a dark and gloomy place filled with all sorts of freaky monsters roam a sudden surdge of blinding light appeared that made all but the toughest of beasts to in fright and in that light there was a man but not just any man, this man has the power to do fuck-all because he's unconscious and can't do anything but lay there in the dirt and do nothing but exist. The man on the ground looked rather different I suppose you could say, he had a black over coat with purple trimmed edges he wore a dark green almost black skin tight shirt that if you looked close enough at could see his muscles through, the over coats sleeves were rolled up to just above the elbows. He wore basic black trousers and some black and purple shoes. His face was somewhat angular with a clean shaven face his hair was black at least it was around the sides on the top of his head he had green and purple hair, the green being like toxic waste and the purple being borderline hot pink.
"Ugh, I... Feel like I died multiple times, mabye even raped with a flaming cactus." cursed the newly made Vincent. When opened his eyes you could tell they were no longer the emeralds they once were granted they're still green the just glow."Well enough of this I must find out where I am and leave." Vincent said as he began to get up only to realize what he is wearing "Woah, these... these are Jacks clothes," he said checking himself out " what the hell." you my be wandering who the fuck Jack is well Jack is Vincents' Oc he made awhile back but since he never really had time to work on him he just ended up being highly overpowered "I gotta check this shit out," he said moving to find a reflective surface "ha, thar ye be ya fuckin' puddle, now be a good lad an' get over here." he said in a stereotypical pirate accent " Know what do I... I'M FUCKIN' JACK... *cough* I mean, hey look i'm Jack, no biggie." and the biggest smile to ever reach a face juat happened "If i'm Jack I must have powers and if I have his powers I can do whatever the fuck I want neat lets what have I got.
( I'm just going to list the powers down here. Note It won't be all of the 'cause I'm lazy just sayin')
Necromancer
Can call upon the dead for some 'brainless' fun.
Magic immunity
Can't be harmed by magic.
Increased speed and strength
Pretty much the Flash and superman.
Reality warping
Speaks for itself, can warp reality.
Blacklight
Hunt, kill, consume, become. Gain abilities througth consumption of organic material and gain memories through eating someones brain.
Improved senses
All natural senses highly improved.
Magic
Can use magic.
(those are all the ones I can be bothered doing. More in the future.)
Today was a very good day for Twilight sparkle for she just got a new book, it was about how there could be multiple other universes out there and the thought of that make her quake in excitment I mean think of all the knowledge she or well ponykind can get if this prove true but unfortunately she was rudely interupted by spike her number one assistant.
"TWILIGHT!!!!! PONYVILLE IS BEING ATTACKED BY MOSTERS!!!" shouted the little dragon as he ran into the library
"What do you mean monsters." Twilight said still a little bothered by the book thing
"WHAT I MEAN IS you coming with me." 'spike said as he began to twist into some form of goblin
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAHHHHHH." screamed Twilight as the goblin hit her with a club before she could react
The goblin then tied bound her hands and legs then it dragged her out of her library and through the torn up streets of ponyville were you could see more ponies being bound and dragged off to the centre of town, the worst thing about it was that there were corpses of royal guard all around the place. When Twilight finally got to the centre of town she was waking up from unconsciousness and screamed when she saw the destruction around the place.
What no one knows however is that someone has been watching and he isn't in a good mood.
Can't spell slaughter without laughter
Vincent was looking over the town of ponyville with concern, thats because for the last five minutes he has watched as the small town got raided by monsters that he could tell were unnatural even compared to the weird looking pony-Human things. Luckily for the he has decided to help the only problem is even though he has practiced with his newly aquired power he only managed to get about fiveteen minutes in, granted all he has to do is will it to happen but he doesn't want civilian casualties.
'Alright,' he began to think 'all I have to do is kill all of them to win the towns favour then fix all the damage via awesoneness and bam town savior.' what he was thinking was true as the town wass in serious disrepair and there were a variety of fires all around the place, it was then a robed figure came out of nowhere and spoke.
"ATTENTION ALL YOU WORTHLESS PONIES- 'thier called ponies, cool' -YOU SHOULD ALL BE HONOURD TO KNOW THAT WE HAVE DEEMED YOU ALL SIGNIFICANT ENOUGH TO BECOME OUR SLAVES!!!! SHOULD ANY OF YOU YOU DISOBEY US, WELL WE SHALL SHOW YOU!!!" at this point one of the monsters brought out what appeared to be four children, three being ponies and the other a dragon "kill them." the robed figure said with sadistic glee.
fortunately before anything to severe happened the the gates of of hell opened because Vincent decided his method of protection skould be the merciless kind "Hey, fucknut, suck my ass." now under normal circumstances one would not blindly charge an enemy but this is a Vincent circumstance thus normal rules don't apply and this is why...
After Vincent discorvered his new appearance was identical to the unfairly OP, OC that is is simply Jack. After this discovery Vincent made a connection that made feel really happy, he is the unfairly OP, OC called Jack and he practiced.
"OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. There is only once sentance that can describe what i'm feeling and it's "You're a wizard Harry" right for some reason I have Jacks powers which means I can do whatever the fuck I want quite literally because reality is at my finger tips." he pause for a moment and a look of uneasiness washed over him "There is one ability I've got or at least hope i've got that might just kill me in a few seconds." Vincent spawned a grenade thanks to his reality warping and put the thing in his mouth 'well here goes nothing' he pull the pin, the grenade exploded, so did Vincents head and some upper torso. One would think Vincent would be dead but far from it in fact mere seconds after the explosion went off everything regenerated, needless to say Vincent was pleased.
"YESSS I'M NOT DEAD BITCHES, BOW BEFORE THE HOLLOW KING!" beefore he could celebrate further Vincent heard noise in the distance.
"HEEEELLLPP!!!"
Vincent decided at that moment test another power and by God did it work, some may be thinking well what did he do, did he cut a rift in space time or simlpy teleport and to answer no, no he did not.
He ran
Really fucking fast
That is when he came about the the burning town of ponyville and watched with slight annoyance as the ponies or as he thought 'horse lookin' things' for a few minutes before deciding to act.
... So as you can see dear ol' Vincent is is riding high on the 'fuck the world i'm awesome plane'
The robed dude and all minions were less than pleased that the execution of innocent children was halted though for the ponies the had a small insignificant amout of hope that this one singular ape thingy could save them from a small force of five hundred monsters, yeah that hope died fast.
"WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR KILL IT." he shouted angered at the fact some type of circus ape would even consider insulting him and just like he commanded a large percentage of them zerg rushed the fuck out of him and in seconds he was gone, from view anyway because not three seconds after the pile on he exploded killing them all leaving the remaining force with three hundred and fifty soldiers.
Vincent walked forward and simply stated " sorry dude, i'm not into that kind of thing." this of course only enraged him further but what he didn't expect was him to point in his direction and for his right eye to turn blak with a toxic purple pupil filled with rage and then said in a bearly audible voice "pesale, pesale klil ylesoruf." to the suprise of everyone the monsters all started to end thier own lives until there was only one left and he was the leader of the group. While this all happened Vincent was was in a state of mad slaughter.
"WHAT IN TARTARUS ARE YOU!!!" the creature screamed in absolute terror of the being before hime who had went back to his cheerful attitude.
"Me? Why i'm just an Acolyte, say do you know what this is?" Vincent said as he snapped his fingers creating a basic handgun.
"Uh, n-no." the slaver replied fearfully.
"oh, well its like a camera, you just point- he aimed it at the slavers head -and shoot." this was followed by a loud band and the slaver falling to the ground, but Vincent wasn't done with any of the yet and with blacklight he proceeded to consume all the corpse and blood.
Goblin DNA
Has an increased resistance to poisons.
It took Vincent a while to remember wasn't alone and the creatures he came here to save where all looking at him with fear and admiration, for a good ten seconds they just looked at eachother before a certain pink pony shouted out "We win, you blinked." needless to say Vincent was suprised and a little sad that she was right.
"Well I think you've been bound long enough lets get those pesky chains off you." he stated and with a snap of his finger the chains turned into gummy worms much to everyones suprise, once everyone got out of thier chains Vincent saw fit to introduction himself 'new world, new name I suppose.'
"Hi everyone my name is Sheo, a pleasure and as a token on friendship let me fix all damages." as the newly dubbed Sheo said that he moved his left hand in an anti-clockwise motion and every thing that was destroyed or on fire went back to a time went they were undamaged.
Somehow managing to bypass his God-tier senses two large blue orbs came into his vision and faster than he can scream 'AAAHHH FUCK' it started speaking "HIMYNAMEISPINKIEPIEANDILIKEPARTIESDOYOULIKEPARTIESOHOFCOURSEYOUDOEVERYONEDOESTHATSWHYIMGOINGTOTHROWYOAWELCOMETOPONYVILLEPARTY/THANKSFORSAVINGUSPARTY." that pink mare said at a speed nopony could understand.
"Hi Pinkie Pie, as you heard i'm Sheo nice to meet you and you already gone alrighty then." Sheo to himself a she disapeared.
"Hi," a purple mare started "Sorry for Pinkie she's just... Pinkie, anyway I would like to thank you behalf of ponyville for saving us all from those slavers even if your methods were brutal. I'm Twilight Sparkle, personal student of princess Celestia and ponyvilles resident librarian." Twilight said with some pride.
"A pleasure, Twilight and your thanks was unnecessary I was given an opportunity to practice a few spell and I took it I was being more selfish that anything." Sheo said a lot more interested in the Librarian thing but before he could say anything about it he was assaulted by a rainbow.
"Hey dude thanks for the save I'm Rainbow Dash, fastest flyer in in Equstria and future wonderbolt." said Rainbow Dash.
"Fastest flyer huh, we might just have to test thay theory at some point." If it was not for the next pony Sheo might of just put another grenade in his mouth for being exposed to the incarnation of pride.
"Now, now Rainbow ain't no point startin' an arugment over nothing- said the orange mare - pleased to meet you sir an' thanks, don't now what we'd do without you, I'm Applejack, proud owner of Sweet apple Acres." Sheo was now developing a sense of modesty as he blushed but smiled none the less.
"it was certinly a pleasure to take care of those slavers and besides I only done it for the children, I might not have much in the way of morals but i'd never allow children to die." Sheo stated which brought a smile to everyones face.
"Well, darling you say you don't have much morals but I think you contradict yourself- a white mare said -I'm Rarity, Ponyvilles fashion designer, a pleasure." Rarity said with a smile.
"The pleasure is all mine, Rarity." Sheo said matching her smile. Sheo then looked behind them and saw a yellow mare with a pink mane, Rainbow noticed him staring and pulled her to the front.
"And this mare right here is Fluttershy." said Rainbow holding a scare yellow mare
"well, it's nice to meet you Fluttershy- Sheo said softly -and I apologize if I scared you at all during the fight."
"But you slaughtered them all and you laugh while doing it, how can you do that." Fluttershy said with fear
"As Mum always said, you cant spell slaughter without laughter." Sheo said thinking it completly normal "Anyway, I think this might be the start of a beautiful friendship."