Robot Pinkie Pie Wants Friendship

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Pinkie Pie, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Romance, Sex, Science Fiction
Length: 1365

A robotic horse wants to be your friend. Despite the fact she scares the hell out of you.

A robotic horse wants to be your friend. Despite the fact she scares the hell out of you.

Published 2016-09-24 09:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-09-24 09:00:01 UTC

Robot Pink Pony Wants To Be Your Friend

You awoke to find yourself in a bitter cold place. A darkness so dense you could not see your hand in front of your face. However, there was a peculiar sound of humming electricity all around you.

Naturally, you screamed in panic, followed by quickly proceeding to wrap your arms around your body in a futile attempt to generate heat in this freezing cold place. This did pretty much nothing, for you felt no clothes were upon your body.

"I never expected to die like this!" you cried out to the heavens.

As if in answer, a series of glowing spheres in various colors materialized out of thin air before you.

For a moment nothing happened, the spheres merely floated in mid air before you, not moving a single inch. That was until a pair of glowing orbs had suddenly lunged forward to stare right into your face.

"Ahh," you exclaimed in pain through your shivering, closing your eyes in an attempt to shield yourself from the bright spheres.

"Analysis!” came a cold, deep robot voice, before abruptly shifting into a bubbly, feminine voice.“Organic life form is freezing to death. Initiating cuddles to save potential friend!"

Before you could even utter a reply, the pair of spheres had shattered into a glowing pinkish mist. The next thing you knew you felt your whole body being wrapped in what you could only describe as spiders crawling all across your skin.

So, with that you screamed in absolute terror. You struggled in vain to knock off all the tiny things crawling all over your body by shaking your body like a fish out of water.

"Calm down silly, I won’t hurt you," boomed the master spider.

You ignored her, continuing to metaphorically scream your lungs out and shake wildly around, all the while ignoring the soothing waves of heat emitting off the tiny things all over your body.

Soon, your heart began to pound painfully in your chest. The sheer terror of finding yourself waking up in a cold, dark place with spiders crawling all over you was becoming overwhelming.

"Somepony help! He’s having a heart attack!" screamed the voice.

The last thing you saw before falling unconscious, was a blinding white flash of light… and…. and mechanical equines?

Your eyes shot open along with your body bolting upright to find yourself in a small, dimly lit room. Beneath you lay a pink love heart shaped bed. The walls and floor of the room were a light shade of purple, but other than that the room was near featureless. There wasn't even a door to exit said room.

Not content to just lie there, you thus jumped out of bed to try search for an exit. You knocked upon the wall at the foot of your bed, hoping that there was some secret button to open some hidden door.

When nothing happened, you moved on to the next wall. However, you soon stopped dead in your tracks when a pinkish mist entered the room. A chill went down your spine upon the sight of it.

“Don’t be frightened, I won’t hurt you,” she spoke softly.

You uttered not a word, too terrified to speak, only becoming even more terrified when the pinkish mist mashed together to create the form of a bright pink equine with huge, glowing blue eyes and puffy pink hair.

A sad expression was upon this being’s face, at the sight of you cowering in the corner. However, a psychotic smile soon came across her face, which nearly caused you to piss yourself in fear.

“I’m Pinkie Pie. What’s your name?” she spoke in a happy tone.

A long silence ensued. The only sounds were your rapid heart beat and heavy breathing. As time went by, the smile on her face slowly began to wither and eventually turn into a wide eyed worried expression.

“Please… don’t be scared. Will free hugs, cuddles and sex help?” she asked in a soft voice, looking at you with pleading doggy eyes.

“Uh… no thank you,” you spoke in a low voice.

“Does not compute,” Pinkie spoke in a deep robotic voice, before shifting back into her feminine voice. “I-I don’t understand, you don’t want hugs, cuddles and sex?”

You said nothing in response, thinking the best option in this situation is to say nothing.

‘Better off saying nothing, that way I’m less likely to get raped.’

“Why… w-why would you even think that? I would never do such a thing!” came her voice, in a shocked tone.

‘Oh shit! Now she’s going to eat me!’

The robotic horse gasped in shock.

“I’m not a monster! I would never strip down any poor flesh based organic life form by an atomic level.”

“But… I-I--

“Mr. chemical machine, just because I’m a nanomachine robot does not mean I’m a soulless killer! I have feelings you know?!” she said in a quiet tone.

“Just… just leave me alone, OK? came your voice, low and scared.

This caused Pinkie Pie’s mane before you to become flat and hang down low, nearly touching the floor.

“It hurts my shiny metal heart to see you so scared by a robot pony,” she replied in a low, broken voice.

With that, the mare lay herself down on the bed, proceeding from there to cry silently.

Your heart skipped a beat over the sight of her being so upset. As a result, you slowly began to make your way over to the bed, all the while the back of your mind was saying. ‘What the hell are you doing?! She’s a robot horse?!’

With suicidal bravery, you placed your hand upon her mane, which surprisingly enough felt like actual hair.

“I don't think you are a monster,” you said softly, gently petting her mane.

A moment later, you felt like you could jump out of your own skin in terror. For the moment those words left your mouth she had exploded into a pinkish mist, before wrapping your whole body in a pink cocoon.

Shaking in fear you were, due to feeling millions of tiny machines crawling all over your body, along with not being able to see nothing but darkness.

“Why are you scared? I’m just hugging you,” came her echoing voice from all around you, in a most bewildered tone.

“I don't like this kind of hug!” you shouted, thrashing your arms wildly in an attempt to shake off the tiny machines all over you.

With that the tiny machines departed from you, before forming together to create the form of the small pink horse from earlier. Tears streamed down her face and her lower lip was quivering horribly.

“But I do like this hug,” you said softly, wrapping your arms around her neck.

With tears in her eyes, she returned the hug with gusto, wrapping her hooves around your neck.

“I hope I can introduce you to my four hundred and sixty seven quadrillion robot pony friends and my sexy organic friends from all across the universe,“ she spoke in a cheerful, happy tone.

You shuddered in fear, before speaking in a low voice. “Uh…. maybe just a few of them?“

“Awww!“ she whined sadly.

“Butt I do like your butt!” you said sexfully, looking at her with bedroom eyes.

Pinkie Pie squealed in joy, before turning around to present to you her big fat bubble butt, and your monstrously large penis stood tall and proud.

“How did I get such a big--

“Nanomachines, son,” she spoke, with a smug look upon her face.

“I never asked for this, but thanks.“

You grabbed her huge pink buttcheeks, which resulted in you compressing the wonderfully soft flesh of her butt slightly, just before you thrust your penis into her butthole.

Having your penis inside the robot pony’s butt was an amazing experience. Not only could you feel the warm snug feeling of her insides tightly hugging your cock, you could also feel her nanomachines massaging your cock all over.

Turns out buttsex with a nanomachine robot can cure all fears.

The End

Author's Note

Taken out of my google doc's trash.