DaRk... DaRkEr... YeT dArKeR...

by TheDisplacerOfEquestrias

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Adventure, Equestria Girls, Crossover, Main 6, Discord, Alternate Universe, Princess Luna, Original Character, Mystery
Length: 2425

[REDACTED] ERROR ERROR REBOOTING SYSTEM... ERROR. CANNOT LOAD... "HmM... i KnEw ThIs WoUlD hApPeN..." REBOOTING... REBOOTING... REBOOTING... ERROR ERROR ERROR. CANNOT FUNCTION. "DaMnIt! WoRk!" WARNING: SYSTEM OVERHEATING... PLEASE WAIT... ERRorrrr...

CANNOT LOAD... RESTARTING...

"CoMe On, WoRk, DaMn YoU!"

[REDACTED]

"... FuCk It. I'lL tRy AgAiN tOmOrRoW..."

"HmM? aH, hElLo! My NaMe Is W.d. GaStEr, Ex-RoYaL sCiEnTiSt, At YoUr SuRvIcE."

"HmM? yOu WaNt To KnOw HoW i GoT hErE? wElL, tHaT's A fUnNy StOrY..."

((And before anyone asks, no, this is not just an Equestria Girls story. If I do have a story and it has the tag of "Equestria Girls" on it, then it will be crossing over/merging with the normal Equestria... besides, the likelihood of me doing a story that's JUST focused on Equestria Girls is in the same likelihood of there being a Friendship is Manly 3... or 4. Or 5... Solaris Damn it, I jinxed myself.))

Published 2016-09-26 16:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-10-11 22:59:51 UTC

Chapter 0: The Glitch...es.

"C-C-Come on, S-S-Sentinel! D-D-Don't want to be l-late, do w-we?" A glitchy voice said...

"I'm coming, Gaster. Give me a minute." Another voice said, slightly glitchy, but overall alright...

The owners of these voices were none other than a duo of glitches... Gaster... and Sentinel!Sans... also referred to as the Sentinel.

The Sentinel is taller than King Asgore Dreemurr of the Underground and the Monsters, and he wears "The Great Papyrus"'s scarf, the Royal Guard Captain of the Monsters, Undyne the Undying's eyepatch, Dr. Alphys', the Royal Scientist of the Underground's, labcoat, Asgore's cape and armor, the wings of Prince Asriel Dreemurr in his God of Hyperdeath form, and he bears Queen Toriel Dreemurr's Delta Rune on his labcoat and cape... oh, and he has the hands of Gaster, the former Royal Scientist, and the face cracks of Gaster... however, he currently looks like this:

Gaster, however, is a weird one... he is usually depicted as a goopy shell of what he once was, before he fell into the Void and his creation... he let his guard down, and because of that, he is angry at himself. However, he currently looks like a combination of himself... and his son, Sans:

"Alright, Gaster, what is it now?" Sentinel asked, his arms crossed as he looked at Gaster, who fixed his own voice, making him sound normal... as Sentinel did the same.

"I have found us a universe to call home, Sentinel! A place to feel like we're important and free from the chains that... Nightmare... has bound us to!" Gaster said, ecstatic about it all...

Sentinel rolled his eyes and said "Are you sure that this is a good idea, Gaster?"

"Oh, of course I do! Besides, what do we have to lose!? We're going to die to either the Nightmare or something else, so this is our only option, Damn it!" Gaster says, as he opened a portal to the universe in question...

"... Holy shit your in your logic mode." Sentinel said, his jaw dropping...

"Just go through the portal." Gaster said, as he then grabs Sentinel and jumps into the portal with Sentinel in his grasp...

Meanwhile...

"DAMN IT TO HELL!" A voice said, as it's fists slammed on it's throne...

"Milord, are you alright?" Another voice asked...

"Do I look fine, General!?" The first voice, the King, asked, making the second voice, the General, flinch in fear...

"Of course, we just had to lose them... this is why I told you to put trackers on them, General. So that this wouldn't happen!" The King said, angered...

"Milord, I tried, but they would always find a way to get under our radars. It's as if they don't even exist!" The General said.

"But they don't exist, and yet the do... They're called The Glitch for a reason, General..." The King said, as he then proceeded to get up from his throne...

"... Milord... what do we do now?" The General asked.

"... Find them. I want them brought to me alive. I want to see them die by my hands, General... if you fail, then your head will go on my wall." The King said, making the General gulp in fear...

"Y-Yes, milord!" The General said, before he ran out...

The King smiled, before he frowned and looked to the Omniverse...

Meanwhile...again...

"SHHIIITTTT!!!!!" Was all that was heard near Canterlot High, as the students were exiting the school, now that the School Year was over...

"Um, girls, what was that?" Sunset Shimmer, former villain, now heroic student of Canterlot High, asked, as her friends, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, and Pinkie Pie, looked around... the Sirens were near them, and they hadn't been doing anything... evil, you could say, as of late, it couldn't have been Principal Cinch... so who the hell was it?

Author's Note

A new story...

Interesting, no?

Chapter 2: Friends On The Other Side.

"it's a beautiful day outside... birds are singin'... flowers are bloomin'... on days like these, kids like you... ShOuLd B-b-Be BuRnInG iN h-H-hElL." was heard in the Judgement Hall...

Suddenly, the sound of a laser was heard, along with a blast, before it was repeated a couple more times, before someone said "huh, i wondered why no one used their special attack first."

Music soon began to play, as a short, laid-back looking skeleton wearing a blue hoodie, pink slippers, black track pants, and a shirt/sweater was seen, fighting a kid with a plastic knife and wearing a heart locket...

The kid attempted to slash at the skeleton, only for the skeleton to teleport out of the way, just BARELY dodging the plastic knife...

This went on for a while, slashes, bones, and blasts of lasers going everywhere, before the skeleton fell over and said "alright, that's enough, kid... ugh... why did you even want us to fight again?"

"Because I thought it would have been fun... also, why is your voice all messed up?" The kid, Frisk, asked, taking off the locket, putting it in her pocket, and then throwing the plastic knife away, as she walked over to the skeleton, Sans...

"ugh, wait a second... there. that better, kid?" Sans asked, fixing his voice mid sentence...

Frisk nodded and got on top of Sans, as she said "Yep...", she then sighed and said "Its great, isn't it, Sans?"

"that the barrier's gone, kid? hell yeah, it is." He said, as he patted Frisk's back...

Frisk smiled and said "Hey, shall we get back to the others? It's been a while since I've been on the surface... and a long, LONG time since anyone down here has seen the Sun."

Sans nodded and desummoned the Gaster Blasters and the bones, as Frisk asked "By the way, Sans, why do you have only 1 HP?"

"well, you know how i have that weird machine behind grillby's place?", as he gained a nod from Frisk, "well, me and alphys used to work together with my dad, w.d. gaster, or as we liked to call him, aster. but, one day, when we were working, my dad fell into the determination extractor, the weird machine you saw in the true lab, and his dt was accidentally extracted and unextracted repeatedly, until he suddenly disappeared. i was nearby at the time when a bolt of determination hit my left eye, making me unable to, you know, see very well in that eye, even when i'm not using magic, you know, when my right eye glows blue. alphys was sick that day, and when she came in to check on me and my dad, my dad was gone, and i was on the ground, in pain, holding my left eye. because of the dt hitting my eye, it took away 19 of what was once 20 hp, leaving me with 1 hp. i still have alphys trying to undo what the dt did to me, but so far, we got nothin'." Sans explained, as he then finished desummoning all the things he summoned...

Frisk had her hands covering her mouth in shock, her eyes wide for the first time ever (for anyone), showing her unnatural, mismatched eyes... one was yellow, the other was blue...

"whoa, kid, nice eyes!" Sans said, chuckling, making Frisk blush and let out an "Eep!"...

Sans laughed and said "heh, sorry kiddo, but you do have nice eyes... and don't get to upset about what happened... i can tell that you are, but don't worry about it. i'm still here, and that's all that matters."

Frisk blushed a bit more and said "Thanks, Sans.", before she kissed his cheek, making him blush blue...

"heh... y-your welcome, F-Frisk..." He stuttered, making Frisk giggle...

Frisk then remembered something and asked "Hey, Sans..."

"yeah?"

"What was that bit about timelines, jumping back and forth?"

This made Sans freeze up, before he said "uhh... i'll tell ya later, kiddo."

Frisk raised her eyebrow, before she shrugged and led Sans to where the barrier once was...

Author's Note

Title is a reference to one of the best songs in the Princess and the Frog (yes, I have watched it, but the song that the title is referencing is fuckin' amazing).

And yes, every Frisk I make will be female, and have differently colored eyes. This Frisk was made specifically for the FriskXSans pairing.

Chapter 3: Gaster meets Sunset Shimmer... oh, and Sentinel also meets Sunset, I guess...

"We're almost there, Sentinel." Gaster said, as he and Sentinel walked to the school... you'd think they would run, but they are injured... thankfully, it isn't life-threatening or anything like that.

"You said that the last couple minutes ago, Gaster. At this point, I'm wondering if we're gonna be alive by the time we get there." Sentinel said, his hands behind his head as he walked behind Gaster...

Gaster rolled his eyesockets and said "Oh, shush."

Sentinel smirked, as he and Gaster soon made it to the school, before they realized that the place was closed, since the School Year was over...

Sentinel skull-palmed, as Gaster looked around for anyone nearby...

Gaster then spotted a girl nearby, looking about 18 or so, with orange skin, yellow and red hair, and cyan eyes...

Gaster blushed a bit and thought to himself 'Damn, she looks cute... Wait, WHAT!?', as he freaked out a bit on the inside from that...

He shook his head and turned into a more human version of himself...

He smiled at himself, before he began walking over, signalling Sentinel to stay out of sight for the time being...

He then noticed that Sunset was taking care of a little dog, which was purple and light green, before he asked, making his voice more human and less... glitchy... altogether, "Excuse me, ma'am?"

The girl turned to Gaster and asked "Yes?"

"Do you happen to know where I am? My friend, who is currently looking around the place, and I just got here, but we don't know where to go." Gaster said.

The girl smiled and said "You are in Canterlot High... And I'm guessing your not exactly human, or from here, are you?", as she raised her eyebrow...

Gaster was surprised, before he smirked and chuckled, as he asked "That obvious?"

Sunset nodded and giggled, before she said "Canterlot High has had lots of weird things happening to it, like portals to another world, Sirens that use hate as energy, and rifts in time and space... you begin to wonder if things are what they seem around here, but that's what makes things interesting."

Gaster nodded and said "I get what you mean... but allow for me to show you what I am...", as he then snapped his fingers and got rid of his disguise, revealing his skeleton form... Well, his G!Sans form, that is.

The girl was surprised, but she didn't react scarred or anything...

He noticed this and said, his voice back to it's more glitchy, but not as glitchy, state, "Wow, so nothing that surprising to ya anymore?"

She shook her head and said "Nope. Besides, your talking to a girl that once transformed into a shedemon, destroyed part of Canterlot High, and was then blasted with the magic of friendship."

Gaster smirked and said "Heh, point taken... anyways, name's Gaster.", as he put his hand out to shake the girl's hand...

The girl put her hand out and shook Gaster's, as she said "Sunset- Sunset Shimmer, but please, call me Sunset."

Gaster nodded and said "Nice to meet you, Sunset."

Gaster then said "Yo, Sentinel! You can come out now."

Sentinel then appeared behind Gaster and said "You called?"

Sunset was more surprised at Sentinel's appearance than Gaster's, to be honest... mainly because Sentinel looked like a pirate and was holding a damn CUTLASS!

Gaster nodded and said "Yeah... Sentinel, meet Sunset Shimmer. Sunset, meet my friend, Sentinel.", as Sentinel held his hand out...

Sunset nodded and shook Sentinel's hand...

"So, what do you two need?" Sunset asked.

"Mainly a place to stay." Gaster said, as Sentinel nodded in affirmation...

Sunset thought for a minute, before she said "Well, you two could stay with me and my friend, Twilight Sparkle, for a bit until you two find your own place."

Gaster smiled and said "Thanks, Sunset."

Sunset smirked and said "Your welcome."

Author's Note

And so, Gaster (and Sentinel) meet Sunset Shimmer.

Chapter 4: Flutterpriest!

Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.

Chapter 1: The Hilarity to Ensue...

"Ugh... damn... that hurt..." Gaster said, getting up slowly, clutching his right arm in pain...

He soon spotted Sentinel nearby, as Gaster realised that they were in a grassland-area, near a mountain... and he could hear the sounds of a battle going on underground... along with the song "Hopes and Dreams", from below...

"Ah, so we're in an Undertale Equestria Universe, then... Well, I don't mind." Gaster said to himself, as he went over to Sentinel, who was snoring, making Gaster skull-palm...

"Sentinel, wake up." Gaster said, nudging Sentinel with his foot...

"Ugh... I feel like every bone in mah body's broke..." He said, rolling onto his side in pain, as Gaster smirked, chuckled, and rolled his eyesockets, knowing that Sentinel said Gaster's favorite phrase...

"Come on, ya old bastard, get up." Gaster said, getting nothing...

Gaster suddenly had an idea, before he got close to Sentinel's ear and whispered "Sentinel, I brought Doritos and Mtn. Dew...~", as he then paused for dramatic effect and then said "From Japan...~"...

After half a minute, Sentinel's eyesockets snapped open, as a blazing, glorious fire was seen in his eyesockets, before he jumped sky high, landed on the ground and said, at a hundred miles an hour, "WHEREARETHEY?DOYOUHAVETHEM?IWANTTHEMSOBAD,DAMNIT!"

Sentinel was then smacked upside the head by Gaster, as Gaster said "Calm... the... fuck... down."

Sentinel took a minute to absorb this, before he said "Thank you, Gaster..."

Gaster chuckled and said "No problem, ya crazy old bastard."

Sentinel nodded, before he stretched and said "Now, where the hell are we?"

This made them both stop, as they looked around, before Gaster saw a building nearby, looking like a school, as he said "I see a school nearby. Maybe we can ask where we are there."

Sentinel nodded and said "Lead the way."

Gaster nodded and smiled, as he and Sentinel began to walk towards the school...

... Both were unaware of how their presence and the Undertale Crew's presence would affect the universe, though...

Author's Note

Just a short chapter.