As of Yet Unnamed
Chapter 3
Previous ChapterCyclone woke up, and smiled seeing Cloud still there like she promised. He carefully got up without waking her, and went into the kitchen to make breakfast.
“Crap, I need to go shopping.” He said when he looked in the cupboards, completely empty. “I suppose we could go to sugarcube corner for breakfast.”
Cloud woke up and bolted for the bathroom stopping at the toilet. She starts to dry heave at first before vomiting into the toilet. “Aaggg~ I fucking hate this part.” she groans into the toilet.
Cyclone who heard her throwing up, walked in with a bottle of pills. “You ok love?” He asked nuzzling her affectionately.
“Just hold my mane for me please.” She groans. Cyclone holds back her mane, and shows her the bottle.
“These should help with that morning sickness, I got them from a friend a while back. They stop: cramps, nausea, bloating, and morning sickness. Warning, may cause wing aches.” He said reading the bottle. “Not so bad.”
She vomits again then looks up at him. “I’ll be fine. It should only last a few more weeks at the most.”
“Ok, what do you say to breakfast at sugar cube corner? We need to go shopping later as well.” He said rubbing her back, holding her mane for her still.
“I’ll just be having some crackers to calm my stomach. I don’t really care where I eat them.”
“Honey, I don't wanna sound like a pest, but you're eating for three now. You should eat a big breakfast, even if you have to force it down.” He said helping her up, and to the tub. “Let's get you cleaned up.”
“Crackers first, breakfast later. I’ll eat in an hour. I’ll bathe myself. You can get ready to meet my family. They will be here later today to visit my uncle. Well not really my uncle, just a very good family friend but me and sis call him uncle. He’s a donkey named Cranky. My father was here for his wedding. If you remember the lone changeling in the back then you remember my father.” She said hopping into the shower and turning it on.
“Oh… okay.” He said leaving.
Cloud starts to wash herself with her wings and slides her feathers over her body. She starts with her back and chest then slowly moves down. She moans when she brushes her marehood while trying to get her thigh.
“Mmm~” she looks around. “I suppose it couldn’t hurt.”
She rubs harder between her legs sliding her feathers over her lips. “Oh~ why am I so damned horny?” She asks rubbing harder.
“Ohh~.” She covers her mouth after letting out a loud moan. “I need to keep it down.”
“Too late.” Cyclone chuckled at the door. “I also heard that horny question, it's because you're pregnant.” He smiled walking over and rubbing her pussy with a hoof.
“Eep! Well I guess I’ve been caught.” She sighs. “Thank you for helping.” She moves her wing.
Cyclone uses magic to lift her up, and positions her over his fully erect member. “No problem.” He smirked thrusting her down onto it.
“Mpf~ it’s a mystery how either of us actually manages to keep clean.”
“Just remember, I'm always happy to help you with anything~” He grinned and thrusted. “Besides, being dirty is way more fun~”
“Ah~ more fun, Yes~ . Smart to mmm~ do before my family shows up, no.” She says as she begins to bounce on his shaft. “Especially so because my father and sister can smell it.”
“Won't they smell it on us?” He chuckled moaning as he thrusted into her.
“If we don’t clean up really well after, then yes, they will.”
“I say we clean up a bit, and leave only a little to mess with them.” Cyclone laughed with moaning. “I'm close.”
“I wouldn’t recommend that. My father might get upset and my sister will make lewd jokes all day. Well she does that anyway but in this case they would be about us rather than just being more general.” she says slamming her hips down and clenching hard around his member as she hits her climax.
“Ahhh!!!” Cyclone yelled happily as her climax makes him cum hard, causing her to orgasm again. “We should wash up.” He pants.
“I...agree.” she huffs.
They wash up, and get ready to leave. “So do you feel better?” Cyclone asked.
“No more vomit, nice and clean and two orgasms back to back. Fuck yeah I feel better.” She laughs.
“Good.” Cyclone chuckled.
“Let’s go pick up some food. Just in case my family wants to stay for dinner or something.”
“Good idea.” Cyclone smiled going out the door, and holding it open for her.
“Thank you, Sweetheart. Such a gentlecolt.”
“Anything for you.” Cyclone smiled.
Cloud walks past and out the door. “Well, I have no idea where I’m going. I’ve only been here like five times before now. You’ll have to lead the way.” Cloud says looking over her shoulder at Cyclone.
Cyclone chuckled and led the way to the market. He picked up: flower, eggs, wheat, pasta, ice cream, sugar, and he also stopped by a griffin's stand and got grade A meat.
“Should we get anything else?” Cyclone asked.
“You have a separate icebox and fridge?”
“Yup, ponies get weirded out when they see meat in my fridge so I keep it in the extra one.” Cyclone smiled.
“You shouldn’t put meat in the fridge anyway. You put meat in the ice box.”
“It would go bad if I didn't.” Cyclone said. “And I mean the meat I'm going to cook.”
“Anyway, I was thinking butter, some fruits, peanut butter, orange juice, lettuce, carrots, salad dressing, cheese, milk, salt, pepper, pancake batter, syrup, brown sugar, sauce for that pasta you bought and a notebook with pencil so we can make a list next time and not forget anything.” Cloud listed off.
Cyclone blinked and turned to a stallion behind a stall. “Got all that?” He asked as the stallion gave him all the stuff, and he paid for it all. “Oh, do you have apple juice, chocolate syrup, and cookies?” Cyclone asked as the stallion gave him that stuff as well.
“Also we should bring bags next time. Carrying all of that, even with magic, doesn’t look fun.” She says grabbing some of it with her wings.
“Hold on a sec love.” Cyclone said waving to big Mac. “Hey Mac can you help us?”
“Eeyup!” He said as Cyclone put the groceries in Macs cart.
“Thanks dude, this is my marefriend Cloud.” Cyclone smiled Introducing her.
“Interesting, a pony that isn’t an alicorn or Fleur that’s actually a bit taller than me. Don’t see that often.” Cloud says while extending a hoof. “Hello, Mac, I’m Cloud.”
Big Mac shook her hoof, and started walking to Cyclone's and Cloud’s house. “He doesn't like talking.” Cyclone said to her.
“I noticed.”
Big Mac stopped at the front door, and Cyclone unloaded the stuff. “Thank Mac, say hi to Aj and bloom for me.”
“Eeyup!” Mac said leaving.
“He's nice when you get to know him, it's Discord you gotta watch out for.” Cyclone chuckled.
“Sounds like a fun guy honestly.”
“He is when he's not trying to take over equestria.” Cyclone chuckled.
“You do realize that if he really wanted to take over it would be easy for him?”
“Fair enough.” Cyclone chuckled. “So where are we supposed to meet your parents?”
“Well it depends. If they take a train or fly it would be best to just wait at Cranky’s place.”
“Let's go then.” Cyclone smiled as he teleports the stuff inside the house, and them to Cranky doodle donkey's house.
“We’re gunna get fat if you teleport us everywhere.”
“I would make a joke, but it wouldn't be nice.” Cyclone smiled knocking on the door.
“Oi, I ain’t that fat yet. Keep it up and I’ll sit on you.” She laughs.
“Didn't you do that this morning?” Cyclone grins as Cranky opens the door.
“Huuuuh-” she sighs and facehoofs at his poor timing.
“Whatever you two did isn't my concern, hello Cloud please come in.” Cranky said.
“Sorry it’s been so long since I visited, uncle. The rest of the family should be here soon.” She says as she enters.
“Who's this?” Cranky asked as he let Cyclone in.
“My name is Cyclone, I'm Clouds coltfriend.” He smiled.
“Nice to meet you.” Cranky said. “So you're the one that knocked her up and left?” He said making Cyclone's ears pin back.
“Dad said he wouldn’t say anything.” Cloud whines while folding down her ears.
Cyclone just looked down as tears formed in his eyes. He sniffled, as tears went down his face.
“Young colt it's your own fault, you can't just knock up a mare and leave without ponies talking.” Cranky said making Cyclone cry more.
“Uncle, first off I agreed to it and secondly I technically left him. He was sleeping and I left for work.”
“He could have made time to go and see you.” Cranky said glaring slightly at Cyclone, who whimpered.
“Enough,he was busy with his work for Princess Luna. besides he came back. That’s all that matters.”
“You work for princess Luna!?” Cranky said to Cyclone.
“I'm her royal adviser.” Cyclone said feeling lowly.
“Well, I can't exactly blame you for being busy then.” Cranky said. “Especially with all the disappearances.”
“No kidding.” Cyclone chuckled.
“Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that. How bad has it been uncle?”
“It started with just teenagers, but then foals, and fillies and even fully grown ponies have vanished.” Cranky said as a knock on the door was heard. Cranky opens it, revealing a Changeling that Cyclone remembered from the Wedding.
Cloud zips over to the door and pulls him into a hug. “Daddy.”
“Oof.” he hugs her back. “Cloudy, what are you doing here?” The changeling asks.
“Waiting for you and the others. You mentioned visiting Cranky and I was in town so here I am.” She says excitedly.
“Oi, calm down Cloud. I’m not going anywhere if you let go you know.” He says before shifting his gaze to Cyclone.
Cyclone smiled uncomfortably, and kicked the ground not sure of what to do. He was looking down, not noticing the changeling look at him.
“Who is this?” He lifts his muzzle. “And why do you smell like him? Why is this scent familiar?” He asks looking back at Cloud.
“Dad, please wait until everyone is here first.” She begs.
“Fine.” He walks past and sits on the couch. “You colt. Come here.” He calls over at Cyclone.
“Um… ok?” Cyclone says nervously walking over.
“Have a seat.” he says while Cloud waits by the door for the others.
“O….kay?” Cyclone said sitting down looking nervous.
“I know who you are and a I know what you did. But honestly I don’t care. Do you know why?”
“I didn't do anything.” Cyclone mumbled. “No.”
“Because you came back. I love my little girl and she loves you. I can…”
“Hard to come back when you're not the one that left.” Cyclone said cutting him off. “I wanted to call, I wanted to see her. I work with princess luna, and I had work….”
“Hush boy.” he interrupts. “Let me finish.”
“Why should I?” Cyclone said irritated.
“Because despite your current attitude I can tell you’re a good stallion. Now my little Cloud loves you. I can feel it.”
“Screw you.” Cyclone said. “Judging me without knowing the whole story, she left, I work with princess Luna and I was busy the past two months with the disappearances. My whole life I've been judged without ponies getting to know me, and I'm sure you know how that feels. Do you have any idea how painful it was to hear that the father of the one I love thinks I just knocked her up and left?” Cyclone said crying.
“I have no idea where that thought came from, son. I smelled your love on her the second she walked through my door. I knew you cared about her.”
“She could tell how you felt.” Cyclone said, wiping his tears. “I had to work, I barely slept, or ate for those two months. And when I get to see her again I find out that her dad, thought I just left…” He said looking down. “I'm sick of ponies judging me.”
“And tell me. If you were in my place and your little girl came home crying like the day she was born and speaking in barely understandable sentences a brief summary of what had happened. How you would feel?
“I would have waited until she calmed down, found out where he worked or lived, and found out the whole story before making assumptions.” Cyclone said honestly.
“Then you are a better stallion than I young Cyclone.” He said with a sad smile.
“Well, I said that before the twins are born so that'll probably change when they are.” Cyclone smiled softly back.
“However, I will not have my grandchildren be bastards, so you had best start thinking of a good time to pop the question. Also, if you hurt my little Cloud you had best run because her sister will kick your ass.”
“I'm sorry to say this but if she does then she'll be sent to jail.” Cyclone said grinning uncomfortably.
“I’m not sure she cares to be honest.”
“Fair enough.” Cyclone chuckled.
“Speaking of she and Cloud have been talking outside since you sat down.”
“I kinda figured.” Cyclone chuckled.
“I’ll warn you now, boy. Raine’s got a mouth that would make a sailor blush. She doesn’t mean anything by it but she will come off as rude and poor mannered. I honestly don’t know where she got it from.”
“Cloud warned me.” Cyclone smiled.
“Oi, where are my manners? I haven’t even introduced myself to my future son in law.” He lifts a hoof towards Cyclone. “I’m Scarab.”
“Cyclone, it's a pleasure to meet you sir.” Cyclone smiled shaking his hoof. “You and your family are more than welcome to stay at my house while you're here.”
“Well, if it has more room then Cranky’s here we’ll likely take you up on that.” He stands up and walks off to speak to Cranky and Matilda.
“YOU FUCKIN’ WOT?” comes a loud yell from outside.
“Everything okay out here?” Cyclone asked going to the doorway.
“Oi an’ i’ll bet he’s tha twat that did it!” Yells a mare of a similar look to Cloud as she point to Cyclone.
“I take it your Raine.” Cyclone said smiling slightly.
“Oi, you herd a me then? Ya I’m Raine. You the father?” She asks walking closer.
“I am.” Cyclone said not fazed. “She said she was on medicine, it was an accident.”
She turns to Cloud. “Looks like ya got a big one sis. how is he in bed?”
Cyclone chuckled and smirked. “Good enough to make her cum multiple times at once.”
“Oh I like you, you’ll be loads a fun I can tell already.” She trots forward and pulls him into a hug. “I can’t wait ta call ya ma brother.
“You're going to be a fun lil sis.” Cyclone smiled hugging her back.
She laughs. “I’m gonna head inside. You two have fun.” she walks away.
“She's fun” Cyclone smiled.
“It’s a good thing she likes you. Or she wouldn’t have been so calm.” Cloud replies.
“I'm glad she does, I want your family to like me.” Cyclone smiled kissing her lovingly.
“My mom should be no problem. You already got the hard two.”
“That's good.” Cyclone chuckled.
“Yes it is. Strange thing is she’s usually the first to show up. Only time she’s late is if she is showing up together with dad.”
“You think something happened to her?” Cyclone asked looking worried.
“I fear for what ever it was that was stupid enough to mess with her. She may be a singer by trade but she’s no pushover.” Cloud replies scanning the horizon.
“So who is your mom if I can ask her name?” Cyclone Asked.
“Melody, Serene Melody.”
“Want me to look for her?” Cyclone asked.
“No, it wouldn’t be much of a search.” Cloud says as she points with a wing. “She’s right there.”
“Oh, ok then.” Cyclone chuckled as she approached.
The white mare approaches her daughter and wraps her in a hug. “Hello, my dear Cloud. How have you been?”
“I’ve been well, Mother. And you?” Cloud asked.
“I’ve been well, minus the slight delay I had on the way here. But Cloud, would you care to tell me who this fine young stallion is in relation to you.”
“He’s my coltfriend, mom. Say hello, Cyclone.” She prompts.
“Ma’am.” Cyclone smiled bowing slightly.
“Ma’am? Dear that makes me sound old. Just call me Melody or Mel.”
“Very well Melody, it's a pleasure to meet you.” He smiled.
“You as well.” She turns to Cloud. “Cloud dear, you really should get more exercise. You seem to have put on a fair amount of weight.” She chastises her daughter.
“She doesn't know?” Cyclone asked Cloud.
“Raine didn’t either. That why she was yelling earlier.” Cloud replies.
“Don’t know what, dear?” Melody asks.
“Um...well mom. I-I’m pregnant. I have been for two months.” Cloud blurts.
“Pregnant?.” Her eye twitches. “Two months?” she sputters. “This is a joke right?”
“You see miss Melody, me and Cloud met two months ago. She was working on a case and asked for my help, We ended up…”
“Shush.” she interrupts.
“Your dad did that too, your parents are rude when they want to be.” He said to Cloud.
“Cloud why didn’t you tell me?” her eye twitches again. “I’m going to have grandbabies.” she screams and pulls them both into a hug. “I’m so excited. Why didn’t you tell me, why haven’t I met your...coltfriend did you say?”
“Um...yes.” Cloud answers.
Melody turns to Cyclone. “You had best be remedying that soon young stallion. Two months pregnant and no engagement band.”
“Well that's what I was trying to tell you Miss Melody, it was an accident. The medicine she was on wasn't… alicorn proof. A happy accident in my opinion, but still an accident and we've only been dating for a day.” Cyclone said.
“I work with princess Luna, and with the disappearances that have been happening I didn't have time to see her. I just found out about the babies a day ago.”
“Hmm, while I’m not exactly happy about what you’ve said I’m more concerned with what you said about medicine. Cloud doesn’t take birth control. She never needed it. After she was stabbed on the job two years ago the doctors said she couldn’t get pregnant. It wasn’t suppose to be possible after the wound she got. The fact that she’s pregnant is a miracle.” Melody explains.
Cyclone blinked and turned to Cloud for an explanation. “You lied to me?”
“No, I was taking a heat suppressant that doubled as birth control. I may not have taken it as birth control but it should still have worked for it.” She explains.
“And the whole stabbed thing? Why didn't you tell me about that?” Cyclone questions.
“I didn’t want to worry you. Besides that was two years ago. I didn’t think it would matter.”
Cyclone looks worried. “What if something happens to the babies, o-or what if something happens to you during birth or what if….” He says beginning to panic.
“I’ve already spoken with the doctors. Everything should be fine, but if they find any issues later in they will just have to perform a C-section.” Cloud says calmly while hugging Cyclone close. “But Cyclone this is important and I need you to listen to me. If something does go wrong. Save the foals.”
“B-but what about you?” Cyclone asked close to crying.
“If it’s between me and them then I want you to let me go. Take care of our children, keep them safe.”
“I will, but I'll also do everything in my power to save y-you.” Cyclone smiled shaking a little.
“Don’t worry, Sweetheart. Everything will be fine, you’ll see.” She pecks him on the cheek.
“Oh my, I’m sorry to have caused any trouble.” Melody says before hugging the both.
“It's ok, thanks for telling me.” Cyclone smiled hugging her back.
“Let’s head inside, dears. Best not keep Raine waiting.” Melody says as she pulls back and heads to the door.
“I hope nothing happens to you or the foals.” Cyclone said smiling sadly.
“Mom’s right we should head inside. I want to be there to watch when Raine does something stupid.” Cloud says.
“Yes dear.” Cyclone smiled as they went inside.
“Hello, Love.” Scarab says pulling Melody into a kiss as Cloud and Cyclone enter.
They walk past and into the living room.
“So are all of you going to stay at my house?” Cyclone asked Cloud's family.
“Oi, I’ll stay in yer bed if ya want.”Raine says brushing him with her tail.
“I need an adult.” Cyclone said scotching closer to Cloud.
“I am an adult.” Raine replies with a laugh. “And so are you. Wait, yer an adult, right?”
Cyclone grinned and shrugged. “That's for me to know.”
“Oi, my sis fucked a minor. Oh, this is priceless.” Raine laughs even harder.
“I'm twenty one.” Cyclone laughed. “But I'll be honest, she was my first.”
“She was mine too.” Raine replies.
Cyclone smiled and looked between her and Cloud. “Kinky, how long ago?”
“Aw, ruin my fun. That joke always gets the best reactions. We never fucked.” She pouts.
“i know, I'm the one that took her.” Cyclone chuckled. “And I doubt she'd be willing to fuck her own sister, you might say shit to make the wimpy bitch sailors blush, but I've seen shit that'll make veteran sailors throw up.”
“Cute, you think this is the best I got. I’m toning it down quite a bit, big guy.”
Cyclone smiled and chuckled again. “You think you're worse that both princesses in heat constantly trying to bed you, while they have thousands of years of lewd comments to do so? Some of which are forgotten, I've worked for princess luna for three years. There's nothing you can do to get under my skin.” He laughed.
“Thing is, I’m neither in heat or horny right now. But they do likely have me beat. Maybe I won have to hold back on you after all.” She grins devilishly.
“How about a bet?” Cyclone grins back. “Give it your all, and if you can't make me blush you have to stop the lewd and everything while at my house. If you can it's up to you what I do.”
“I don’t need anything from you. Besides, you really think I’d risk losing with terms like that. No I’ll have my fun.”
“As long as it's not in my bed.” Cyclone smirked.
“All jokes aside. I’d never do that to sis. Unless you mean jumping on the bed like a trampoline. Cause I will do that.”
“With Cloud it's basically the same thing when she's on top.” Cyclone smirked winking at Cloud.
Cloud just taking notice of the conversation glares at him while he winks.
“She always was a bouncy one. Never could sit still.” Raine laughs dodging the roll that flies at her head.
“Cloud, honey. Don’t throw food.” Melody says.
“Come on love, you know we're just making fun.” Cyclone chuckled wrapping Cloud in a wing and nuzzling her lovingly.
“I can’t stay mad at you two.” Cloud says nuzzling him back.
“Well, that’s just precious.” Scarab laughs. “Someone actually managed to tame my little girl.”
Cyclone tried not to laugh and was starting to fail. “That kinda mean.” He chuckled.
“Daaaaaaad.” Cloud says blushing.
“Wow sis, I ain’t ever seen ya this red before.” Raine laughs.
“Really?” Cyclone chuckled. “Because ever since that first time whenever we play she's redder.”
“I meant on her upper cheeks you perv.” Raine chuckles.
“So did I.” Cyclone grins mischievously. “You wouldn't want to see how red her lower cheeks get.”
“Cyclone Dash.” Cloud yells.
“Last naming me won't do jack dear.” He smirked and kissed her passionately, and for a few minutes as well before pulling away.
“No, my family does not need to hear about what we do in bed. So if you want to continue sleeping in the same bed as me I suggest you keep it to yourself.” Cloud chastises.
“Oooh, harsh.” Raine whispers.
“It's my house.” Cyclone deadpanned. “And you're right, they don't need to hear what we do in bed…. However.” He smirked. “I found a loophole.”
“Don’t you dare.” She interrupts.
“Why not? I bet you don't even know what I was going to say.” Cyclone said.
“Oh no, I’m not falling for that. You’re trying to get me to say it. Well it ain’t gonna work.”
“I meant the loophole.” Cyclone said interrupting her.
“I know what you meant.”
“Fine, but you technically never said anything about telling them what we did in the: shower, or living room.” Cyclone smirked.
Cloud gets up and walks out the door slamming it behind her.
“You dun goofed son.” Scarab says.
Cyclone rolled his eyes ignoring Scarab and teleported outside, right next to Cloud. “You know I was just teasing, I'd never reveal personal secrets like that.”
“So when I tease you a little that’s not okay, but when you continue after I ask you to stop it’s perfectly fine?”
“I…. You're right, I'm sorry.” Cyclone said nuzzling her. “I should have stopped, I don't get to relax and joke around all that much with work and everything.”
“I’m sorry too, I should not have snapped at you. It’s just hard sometimes. I feel like I can’t control my emotions anymore.” She replies.
“It's okay, I expected it. Comes with the pregnancy.” Cyclone smiled kissing her lovingly.
“Doesn’t mean I have to like it.” She nuzzles him. “We should go back.”
“Nah, I wanna spend time alone with you right now.” Cyclone smiled hugging her close.
“That’s not really an option. Raine will be here any second now.”
Cyclone's horn glowed as the two of them became invisible, chuckling he told her to be quite as Raine came out.
“I know you’re here, Dumb ass. I can fucking smell you.” Raine yells.
Cyclone undid the spell, and blew a raspberry at her. “You suck.”
Raine ignores him and tackles Cloud pulling he into a hug. “I’m sorry sis. I started it. Don’t blame him he was just goin’ along with it.” She says squeezing Cloud tightly.
“Raine...air.” Cloud barely manages to say.
Raine lets go and looks at her sister. “Um...sorry.” she says sheepishly.
“It’s fine, just go back inside. I’ll be there in a minute.”
Raine reluctantly heads back inside her ears folded down against her head.
“It's not you Raine.” Cyclone said smiling. “We just wanna be alone for a bit.”
“I understand.” Raine says closing the door.
“She seemed upset.” Cyclone said smiling sadly at Cloud.
“She is, or she likely would have yelled at you about the raspberry thing.” Cloud responds “If she had been angry instead of sad you would not have had a good time.”
Cyclone hugs and nuzzles her. “I think I'd prefer that than seeing her upset…”
“She’ll be fine, you can’t really keep her down all that long.”
“That's good.” He chuckled. “She seems more fun when she's happy.”
“She is. A lot if you can believe it.”
“She seems like she'd be fun in a threesome~” Cyclone smirked.
“Really?” Cloud deadpans. “Is this really the time?”
“Seriously? I just said your sister would be fun in bed, what time is that good for?” He chuckled. “And I was just trying to lighten the mood with a…. Terrible terrible joke.”
“I didn’t mean is this the time for a threesome I meant is this really the best time to be making that kind of joke.” She giggles at his misunderstanding.
“Oh… wait…. Are you saying you'd be up for it?” He smirked. “Because in all honesty that'd be kinky as fuck.”
“How about, No. You’re all mine you got that?”
“It would just be to mix things up one time, besides what happened to sharing with your siblings?” Cyclone laughed.
“I know you’re trying to lighten the mood, but please just drop this. I am not comfortable with sharing you. Not even a little.
“Aww, I feel so loved!” He said happily hugging her.
“You should, I love you very much.” She coos hugging him back.
“Oi, you two coming back inside or what?” Scarab asks from the doorway.
“Yup!” Cyclone smiled picking Cloudy up, and carrying her on his back.
“This has been interesting, but what now?” Cranky asked having just watched everything.
“Perhaps we should head to our place. Show the family around and get out of Cranky’s topee.” Cloud says giggling slightly.
“That's fine with me.” Cyclone said as a scroll appears in his face, before he read it. “Anyone like pancakes?” He smiled.
“I dooooooo~” Melody sings.
“Oi, he offered mum pancakes.” Raine says. “Now the rest of us won’t get any.”
“Well, I'm not technically offering. My aunt Twilight is.” Cyclone chuckled.
“Ooo~ purple pony princess pancakes. Don’t mind if I do.” Raine laughs.
“I like how none of you are surprised that my aunt is a princess.” Cyclone chuckled more.
“Your boss is a princess, two of your aunts are princesses and two of your aunt’s aunts are princesses. Though I suppose that counts Luna twice. Oh I almost left out your baby cousin.”
“How do you know all that…?” Cyclone asked blinking.
“If Twilight is your aunt and Cadence is her sister in law. Luna and Celestia are Cadence’s aunts and through marriage Twilight’s aunts. Lastly Flurry Heart is Cadence's daughter so you are related to all of the princesses.” Cloud explains.
“Then by extension.” Cyclone said nuzzling clouds Belly. “So are all of you.”
“Not yet we’re not. That’s up to you. But these two,” She motions to her belly. “Definitely are.”
“You do realize I meant DNA wise right?” Cyclone smirked. “Through the babies you're related to them.”
“I suppose, doesn’t get you out of marrying me though.”
“You know I love you, but like you have said we barely know each other. That may not be for some time love, but like I said i'll always be here for you.” Cyclone smiled kissing her.
“Fine, I’ll wait. I’ve been waiting my whole life already so I can wait a bit longer.” She says nuzzling his neck. “You were my first, and hopefully, if things go right, my only.”
“I hope so too.” He smiled nuzzling her back.
“As much as it hurts to say. I do not expect to be your only. Not even close. I wouldn’t want you to spend eternity alone when I’m gone.”
Cyclone began laughing. “I'm not immortal, only ascended alicorns are if they choose to be.”
“Oh, well that’s good to know I guess.”
“Luna asked me once if I wanted to be immortal, I turned her down.” Cyclone smiled. “Because I knew one day I'd find somepony to love, and I wanted to grow old with them.” He said kissing her cheek.
“So even though you didn’t know it at the time you gave up being immortal, for me?” She asks tears in her eyes.
“Yes my love, I'd give up anything for you.” He smiled kissing her passionately.
She kisses him back pushing her tongue into his mouth and coils it in hers. “Not right now dear, your family is watching.” Cyclone says kissing her again.
“Oi, It's just a kiss.” She replies.
“The tongues?”
“What about ‘em?”
“We both know we would have gone farther.” Cyclone chuckled.
“Is that lack of faith in me or lack of faith in yourself?”
“Both.” He answered honestly.
“Good call.” She laughs.
“Now let's go.” Cyclone chuckled walking out the door.
Cloud lays her head down on his back content to let him carry her home.
“Cute.” Cyclone chuckled as they all walked to his and Cloud's house.
“Bitch, I’m adorable.”
“Yes, yes you are.” Cyclone chuckled.
“I love you, Cyclone. You make getting places very easy.” She teases.
“I'm not sure how to feel about that.” Cyclone chuckled.
“In hindsight I realize I have nowhere to take that joke from here. Now I just sound like a bitch.”
“You said it not me.” Cyclone chuckled softly.
“Yes, I did.”
“You're too adorable.” He Chuckled.
“Is that even a thing? Being too adorable?”
“Unless you want me to die from it…” He re smirked.
“Here lies Cyclone, Father, Husband, Royal Adviser. He was slain in the ultimate battle on cuteness.” She laughs.
“After the foals are born that may be a possibility.” Cyclone smirks as they got to their house.
“If you die and leave me alone with them I’ll kill you.”
“Honey, think about what you just said.” He smirks. “How could you kill me if i'm already dead?”
“I know what I said.”
“Ok then, come on in everyone.” Cyclone said letting Clouds family enter the house.
“Sure thing, dear.” Melody says as she walks past.
She is followed by Scarab who merely grunts as he passes and Raine brings up the rear rushing inside to find the best place to sit.
“What would everyone like for dinner?” Cyclone asked before turning to Raine. “And no lewd jokes.”
“I never joke about food.” Raine responds.
“I thought we were having pancakes.” Melody pouts.
“That's tomorrow morning.” Cyclone chuckled. “My apologies, I Should have explained more.”
“I’ll take whatever you make.” Scarab answers.
“I’ll take everything you make.” Raine replies.
“Miss Melody, do you eat meat?” Cyclone asked her.
“Not very often.”
“Then I have an idea, Cloud could you wait here with your family please?” Cyclone asked her smiling.
“Sure.” She says sliding off his back and laying on the floor near the couch.
“Aww, you look like a kitten.” Cyclone chuckled.
“Remind me to take you to get your eyes checked.”
“What I meant is you look as cute as a kitten.” Cyclone smirked walking into the kitchen.
“Okay, I’ll just take that as the compliment it was meant to be.”
“So, he seems nice. Where did you meet him.” Melody asks Cloud.
“I met him at a local bakery called Sugarcube Corner. I was here to question someone for a case. That someone just so happened to be him.”
“Oh, did he do something?”
“No he helped me catch someone.” She answers dismissively.
“Okay, just making sure, dear.” Melody replies.
“Making sure of what?” Cyclone asked coming in with some appetizers.
“That my daughter didn’t do something really unwise.” Melody answers.
“Okay then?” Cyclone said putting the tray of mummy dogs down.
“How about you mom? How was your tour?” Cloud asks.
“Nothing special really.” She replies taking a mummy dog.
Cyclone walked back into the kitchen, and after a few minutes they hear him cuss. “Damn it!” He said breathing in sharply. “Cloud can you bring me the first aid kit please.”
“I don’t know where it is.” Cloud replies.
“Bathroom.” He said as the smell of cooking sausage filled the air. “Please hurry, unless you all want blood in your food.”
Cloud rushes to the bathroom and frantically searches through the drawers until she finds the first aid kit under the sink. She rushes back with it under wing and pushes Cyclone back into the kitchen.
“What’s wrong?” She asks.
“My hoof, I cut it when I was chopping up the sausage. Thank you for bringing the first aid kit.” He said using magic to wrap his bleeding hoof in padding and gauss as he cooked, blood drip from it.
“No you get, I’ll cook.” She shoos him out the door.
“But I'm making a special dish that's been passed down in my family, I can still use magic to cook.” He said.
“I’m certain blood of alicorn is not an ingredient in this recipe, so out with you.”
“I said I can cook with magic, I was before. I just slipped, but if you want you can help and watch me.” Cyclone said smiling, a determined look in his eyes.
“Fine, but if anything else goes wrong I’m finishing cooking by myself. Do you understand?”
“Yes dear.” He smiled as he started cooking again, a pot of boiling water on the stove. He put three different types of noodles in it, and started on making a sauce. “Can you cook the meat please, the sausage is done, but I need to cook the chicken and hamburger.”
“Broiled, fried, grilled…”
“Grilled please.” he said start the sauce as he mixed some stuff in a bowl.
“And where is your grill or do I just use the oven?”
“The grill is outside, but you can use.the oven if you want. The noodles are done anyway.” He said putting a pan in the lower half of the over.
“Lighter please.” She says.
Cyclone points to a lighter next to a bottle of lighter fluid, and the meat. “The hamburger doesn't need to be in patties, just chop it up please.”
“Okay.” she says taking the chicken, hamburger and lighter outside to the grill. She comes back and grabs some foil, the lighter fluid and a spatula and heads back outside to cook.
Cyclone was still in the kitchen, and mixed the sausage and sauce into the noodles. He then put: Parmesan, American, and provolone Cheese into it and mixed. He then pulled out the pan from the oven, and put in in the freezer to cool. He finished everything, and pulled out the cake, using magic to teleport ice cream into the center of it and icing it as he waited for Cloud.
Cloud rushes back in with the chicken wrapped in foil and sets it on the counter before heading back outside to finish the hamburger. Not much later she comes back with foil wrapped meat once again and she places it by the chicken before once again heading back outside. She comes back and puts away the foil, lighter and fluid while placing the spatula in the sink along with a pair of metal serving tongs.
“Thank you love.” He said cutting up the chicken, and mixing it and the Hamburger into the pasta. He left some out, and got a pan out if the oven, the smell of garlic filling the air as he cutting it into multiple pieces. “and we're done, thanks for the help honey sorry if I scared you.”
“It’s okay, nothing serious happened.”
Cyclone used magic to levitate everything except the cake and started towards the door. “I'm sure your family is hungry and tired of waiting.”
“Probably wondering what the fuck is going on and if you’re okay.” She replies.
“Yeah.” He said limping out the door and setting the food on the coffee table. “sorry about that.” He said as they all saw his hoof.
“Fooooooooood.” Raine says stuffing the last mummy dog into her mouth.
“Wow, your really hungry.” Cyclone said sitting on the couch without hurting his hoof more.
“She ate every single one.” Scarab sighs.
“Oh I'm sorry, if I had known I would have cooked faster.” Cyclone said serving each of them a plate. “It's a family recipe.”
“Perhaps next time I should be a little more clear with my words.” Melody says as the others dig in.
“What's that supposed to mean?” Cyclone asked eating.
“Nothing, I was hoping for something mostly if not entirely vegetarian in nature.”
“Well, I kinda figured that.” Cyclone smiled. “Not all ponies like meat so I made this for you just in case.” He said levitating her a bowl of pasta with no meat in in.
“Oh, thank you, dear.” she says smiling and slapping Raine’s hoof as she tries to steal from Cloud.
“The garlic bread is completely vegetarian as well.” Cyclone smiled.
“Oi, ya cut yourself.” Raine asks.
“I slipped on some water in the kitchen when I was cutting up the sausage, that's why Cloud had to bring me the first aid kit.” Cyclone smiled.
“Well at least you’re okay.” Scarab says with a concerned look.
“I'll have to take some antibiotics, but i'll be fine. I'm lucky i didn't fall all the way onto the ground, the knife could….have…” He said trailing off.
“Could have what?” Cloud demands.
“Impaled me.” He said looking down.
“Please be more careful, I want my children to know their father.”
“I know Hun, I spilled the water when I was filling the pot.” Cyclone smiled kissing her. “Oh, and everyone make sure you save room for dessert. I made a home made death by chocolate ice cream cake.” He smiled looking at Cloud.
Raine’s eyes light up.
“However, Raine you have to wait until the rest of us gets some. Otherwise I have a feeling you'll eat it all.” Cyclone laughed.
“Oi, annoying but understandable.” She replies.
“How does everyone like the food?” Cyclone asked.
“It’s wonderful.” Melody replies.
“You are quite the cook, son.” Scarab praises.
“I wanted more.” Pouted Raine.
“Then have some more, just not too much please. I made enough for lunch tomorrow as well.” Cyclone grinned giving her seconds.
“That’s what you think.” She says scooping more.
“...” Cyclone stared at her before asking the first two questions that popped in his head. “How are you not fat, and are you sure you're not the pregnant one?” He asked dumbfounded.
“Rude much, I’m not fat cause I exercise frequently and I’m a virgin thank you very much.”
“I'm sorry but I find that hard to believe.” He whispered to Cloud, before turning back to her. “I'm sorry, I've never seen someone eat so much is all.”
“Well now you have.”
“I'm sorry for being rude.” Cyclone smiled sheepishly.
“She’s not.” Says Cloud.
“Not what?” He asked Cloud.
“Sorry.”
“Um…what?” Cyclone asked. “Why not?”
“Cause she enjoyed every last bite. Didn’t you Raine?”
“Fuck yeah I did.” Raine shouts back.
“I'll get the cake.” Cyclone chuckled going into the kitchen limping. He comes back after a few minutes and cuts everyone a slice of cake, he then gives Raine the rest.
“Oi, you're the best brother I,ve ever had in the future.” Raine says digging in.
“Aren't I going to be your only brother?” Cyclone chuckled eating some cake.
“Most likely, so I suppose that would make you the worst too.”
“Harsh, but I thought siblings were supposed to get on each other's nerves.” Cyclone chuckled.
“Aw, don’t worry, you don’t get on my nerves at all, Cloney.”
“Is it that easy to know my nickname? Aunt pinkie pie calls me that all the time.” Cyclone chuckled.
“It’s kinda the only one that really works.”
“Cy, Clone, and Cloney.” Cyclone laughed. “Those are all of the names I've had.”
“I’ve always just been Cloud.”
“I’ve always just been Raine. But together we’re.
“RaineCloud!” they both shout together giggling.
“That's adorable.” Cyclone chuckled. “What should we name the twins when their born?”
“We don’t even know their gender or race yet. We’ll have to wait.”
“Can't hurt to have options.” Cyclone shrugged. “And unless you have unicorn DNA in you, there's a 91% chance they'll be pegasi.”
“You forget they’re ¼ changeling.”
“Fair enough, brings the probability down to 64% pegasus, 20% unicorn, 15% earth pony, and 1% alicorn.” Cyclone said.
“Whatever you say mister genetics expert.”
“Hey when you work with princesses that try to bed you every time they’re in heat, you gotta know the mathematics in case….” He starts but is interrupted.
“Please stop bring that up.”
“Sorry dear, but you know you're my one and only.” He smiled kissing Cloud.
“Good, because if I find out that you bedded anything that isn’t me nothing in this world or any other will save you.”
Cyclone closed his eyes smiling. “That's fine, I don't plan on cheating.” He said opening one eye and looking at his hoof. “I should go see a doctor about this.” He thought.
“Raine, you little shit. You ate my cake.” Cloud yells.
“There's more.” Cyclone smiled with his eyes closed. “Kitchen.”
“I’ll eat it later.”
Cyclone suddenly teleported away, the sound of water coming from the bathroom.
“The fuck?” Cloud sprints to the bathroom to find out what’s going on.
She found Cyclone, rinsing his hoof off under running water blood going down the drain. He then got a black bottle out of the cabinet and dumped the whole thing on the cut, making it turn white and foam up. He breathed in through his teeth, looking ready to cry.
“Why’d you go and do that? I would have fixed it if you had waited.”
“I had to disinfect it.” He said, throwing her the bottle that read peroxide.
“Great now it’s going to taste awful.” She walks over.
“Taste?” He asked confused.
“Show me your hoof.”
“Okay.” He said rinsing it off in the water and holding it up to her.
Her long green tongue extends out of her mouth as she laps at the wound numbing and disinfecting it. She then pulls her tongue back into her mouth. “Yep, tastes horrid.”
“You thought it would taste good before?” Cyclone asked wrapping in in more bandages just in case. “Sorry by the way, I panicked; my whole leg went numb.”
“It’s okay, next time just skip the nasty P juice though.”
“Okay.” Cyclone smiled kissing her.
She sticks out her tongue. “No really, it tastes dreadful and it makes you vomit if you swallow any.”
“I know, I didn't know changelings could do that though.” Cyclone grind sheepishly.
“Not many do.” She says.
“How about I make it up to you really quick?” He grinned kissing her passionately.
“How about you come back out to the living room with me.”
“Okay.” He chuckled, walking out the door holding it open for her.
“You’re a dork, you know that?” She walks past out the door. “A total goof, but your mine and I wouldn’t want you any other way.”
“You better not.” He smirked.
“It’s part of who you are and I love you. So of course I wouldn’t change a thing.” She says as she trots back into the living room.
“Aw, cute. My little girl has a soft spot after all.” Scarab teases.
“Better only be for me and the kids.” Cyclone grinned nuzzling cloud.
“Well, and the rest of my family.” Cloud replies poking Cyclones side to get his attention.
“Fair enough.” Cyclone chuckled kissing her cheek.
“Hey.” She pokes him again.
“Yes love?” Cyclone chuckled.
She flaps her wings a single time and lands softly on his back. “I was just wondering if I could rest on my favorite perch.” She ruffles her wings and snuggles down into his soft fur laying her head on his neck.
“Not sure how I feel about being called a perch, but okay.” Cyclone said carefully laying down on the couch, making sure his hoof wasn't injured any further.
“I didn’t mean anything by it, Sweetheart. Your wings and fur are soft, I love cuddling up to you and I feel...safe here.”
“I'll always keep you safe.” Cyclone smiled craning his neck and nuzzling her.
“And I’ll do the same for you my love.”
“Its getting pretty late, how about we turn in for the night?” Cyclone asked everyone.
“Shouldn’t you show everyone the guestrooms?”
“Right, follow me please.” Cyclone said getting up slowly, and leading them to their rooms. “Melody and Scarab, I hope you don't mind sharing a room.”
“Why would we? We haven’t seen each other in a month so I’d be disappointed if we slept in different beds.” Scarab says.
“Why do i get the feeling that it's going to be loud tonight.” Cyclone smirked.
“Because Raine likes jumping on beds.” Cloud says.
‘Not what I meant.” Cyclone laughed.
“I know, but it was funny.” she laughs.
“Fair enough!” Cyclone chuckled. “That's your room Raine.” he said pointing to a room.
“I’m going to see if the bed squeaks and make lewd noises.” Raine says rushing inside.
“I wasn’t joking by the way.” Cloud says.
“I see that.” Cyclone laughed, as he walked them both back to their room.
“So who do you think will be louder, Raine and her pillow or my parents?”
“Probably us.” Cyclone smirked, using a spell to teleport something to Raine. “And I just helped Raine a bit.”
“Oh shit.” Cloud’s face goes pale.
“Oi, da fuck is this? You think you're funny, ya twat?” Raine yells.
Cyclone laughed. “I teleported a dildo into her room, it was waiting on her bed like a piece of candy.”
“You may want to run.” Cloud says.
Cyclone put Cloud on the bed, and cast a Spell to turn himself invisible and to hide his scent. .
The door bursts open and Raine stands in the hall. “Oi, where the fuck did that asshole of a stallion go? He think I can’t get my own stallion? I don’t need help. Tell me where the cunt is so I can shove this up his ass!” She yells.
“Um... I haven’t seen him Raine. He just vanished.” Cloud says suppressing a giggle.
Cyclone snuck up behind Raine and used magic to pinch her cheek. Raine quickly turns around and slaps him in the shoulder with the dildo. “Oi, you think...the fuck. Show yourself, coward. Take it up the as like stallion.” She says.
Cyclone teleported the dildo away, and turned himself visible. “Sorry, cloud asked me a question that gave me the idea.”
“If it happens again my hoof is going so far up your ass that you’ll taste my horseshoes, you got that?” She says inches away from his face.
“Yes ma'am, my apologies.” Cyclone chuckled.
Raine stomps out the door slamming it behind her. She can be heard stomping down the hall and then slamming another door.
“Um...for future reference, you may want to avoid anything that points out the fact that she’s still single. She hasn’t had much luck finding anyone that will even consider dating her. It’s kinda sad really.” Cloud says softly her ears pinned to her head.
“Honestly, she's really fun, if I wasn't taken I`d go out with her.” Cyclone said snuggling up to Cloud. “I love you so much dear, I hope your sister gets a stallion soon, someone as fun as her deserves one.”
“Personally I think she’s going after the wrong ones. She tries to get one like her but two stubborn, loud and competitive people together just doesn’t work. I think she’d have more luck if she tried a shy, nerdy kinda stallion. Honestly I think she’d have fun trying new things with someone calm and relaxed but she just doesn’t want to listen.”
“What about a doctor?” Cyclone asked. “I have a friend looking for a marefriend.”
“What is he like?”
“He’s, a nice guy that always protects those he cares about. He doesn't talk to many ponies, and he's even more of a biological expert than me.” Cyclone says. “His name is thunder storm, he`s half pony half dragon, hence the protects those he cares about.”
“What are his hobbies? how does he act around others? Stuff like that.”
“He plays hoof ball, sports, and he doesn't really talk around others and when he does it’s really low, like his mom.” Cyclone said chuckling.
“I don’t understand that joke, nor do I care to.” Cloud responds.
“His mom is Fluttershy, well… adopted mom.” Cyclone said.
“Oh really? He sounds perfect. Now we just need to get them to meet without them noticing what we’re doing.”
“He'll be at twilight's castle tomorrow. That's why I suggested him.” He grins.
“So just send an extra invite to pancakes and we’re all set.”
“Don't need to, apparently aunty Dash saw us all walking and told twilight. That's why I asked everyone if they liked pancakes.”
“I meant an extra for your friend, you dork.”
“Oh, he's already going. Each of the elements is allowed to bring two guests, Fluttershy is bringing Discord and Thunder Storm. Twilight is bringing Celestia and Luna, Pinkie Pie is bringing Pound and Pumpkin Cake, Rarity is bringing fancy pants and Sweetie Belle, Applejack is bringing Applebloom, and Big Mac, and Aunty Dash usually just brings me and Scootaloo, but seeing as she told Twilight she saw us Twilight gave me three tickets for your family. Everything is all set.” Cyclone said getting up. “Would you like anything to drink?”
“Now?”
“Im thirsty, but… i do have some white wine.” Cyclone grins. “Too bad you can't drink any… want some chocolate milk or OJ?”
“I can’t have alcohol anyway. Even if I wasn’t pregnant but I’ll have a small cup of orange juice.”
“Ok, I'll be right back.” Cyclone said leaving, and getting the drinks. He came back and gave Cloud her OJ as he drank some apple juice from sweet apple acres.
“Thank you.” She says before drinking the whole thing in one go.
“You’re welcome.” Cyclone smiled drinking his apple juice and yawning. “I don't know what it is but drinking apple juice always makes me sleepy.”
“Mmm~ I love you Cyclone.” Cloud says cuddling up close to him.
“I love you two my dear.” Cyclone smiled kissing her.
Cloud returns the short kiss and lays her head on his neck. She closes her eyes and drifts off to sleep. Cyclone smiled, and rested his head on hers, breathing in the scent of her mane as he fell asleep as well.
