Guess what?

Its five-second war time!

I stand before a great field of golden plains, the wind gently blows across the glistening edges of the tall grasses.

I take a deep breathe-

Five milliseconds later.

-And let out a war cry as i fire my tactical missile spell across the war ridden landscape before me.

A fellow soldier collapses at my side as i take cover behind a sandbag barrier, missile spells and thaumaturge bullets fly overhead.

I cast a scrying spell over the field and spot their military general; a black armored pegasus with a rough physique

I pluck a grenade from my fallen comrade and peek out the top of my barrier to take aim, then-

Nine milliseconds later.

I Fire my strategic missile spell at the evil overmind.

The artificial ground beneath us, riddled with magical nuclear craters from both of us.

The mad pony dodges to the left, my nuke spell instead detonating on the gothic style tower farther ahead.

The shockwave blowing off an obsidian tower.

The tower crumbles as it falls, sending small but deadly debris hurtling towards me and the overmind.

He deflects it with psychic power, and sends the rest towards me.

I dodge then-

Seventeen-point-eight milliseconds later.

-Pull up a magenta energy field around myself, just as a red and black death ray touches down around me.
I drop my shield and gaze up at the cosmic goddess from where i stand, on a small column of intact earth.

The cosmic goddess gives me a malicious smirk.

I throw an equally deadly smirk right back.

I charge up a cosmic distortion spell to eradicate the creature, whom has destroyed countless worlds before mine.

The goddess charges up her own, twisted bi-horn and launches another deadly ray at me.

I fire my own spell.

The two spells meet and a rift in space is made between us.

I fire off another spell, this one passing right through the rift and impacting the evil pony.

She shrieks in pain as i watch her dissipate, then-

Eighty-nine-point-five milliseconds later.

I merrily trot on down the alley.

Royal guards bow before me as i reach the end.

I look upon the solar and lunar diarchy, a triumphant grin on my face.

“I dub thee, Savior of the universe!” Celestia says.

She levitates over to me, a platinum crown, studded in Emeralds and Sapphires.

I take it humbly and bow before the duo.

There is a grand party in honor of my heroic deeds.

Two-point-eight seconds later.

I battle the Dimensional wurm in the failing ship’s hull.

My platinum crown glows a deep magenta as i fire up my horn.

I barely miss the cosmic blast it fires.

The deep blue ray impacts the Royal hall behind me, exploding and destroying the hall.

Celestia and Luna are Most definitely grievously injured.

While it recharged i send a strategic missile spell right into the wurms open maw.

An explosion of green gore and cosmic flesh is blown in every direction.

As it calms down, i trot up to the fallen beast.

I stand atop its corpse, one bare hoof dug deep into the Bloody remains of a cosmic atrocity!

I smile triumphantly, then-

Two seconds later.

-I Extend my open hoof to the Solar princess.

After another great cataclysm, and yet more heroics from my amazing self, she has recovered and i attend yet another coronation for my deeds.

I grin widely as she hoofs me a gold crown, studded with cosmic rubies that glisten like stars.

I place the crown atop my platinum one and turn to face the gargantuan crowd.

“Rejoice!” i announce.

Everypony throws their hooves in the air as they cheer on their one and only savior.

Present Time...Finally.

I sit at my dining table eating hay-based cereal with ____.

I feel a stare over me and turn to look behind me.

There, in the corner of my house, is a blue police phone box.

Beside the box stood a gaping Doctor Whooves.

I gaze at him, slightly adjusting my double crown atop my head.

“H-how?” he utters.

I continue to gaze at him, before it occurs to me.

“Because i'm Awesome.” i reply, grinning.

I return my focus to my cereal, and continue my day like normal.

Just another day.

Author's Note

The real doc can be found here