Author's Note

I'm feeling both blue and saucy. So this is something to try and cheer me up. Look at this, my first Foalcon. I wanted to do something cute and silly, so we'll see if it works. Keep in mind this is first and foremost a comedy. It's meant to bring the funny, not the 'honey' but if you can get off to this, more power to you. ;)

P.S.
This is a very dumb story. Think cheesy romance. I had fun with this one.

Romance in one act: Alejandro arrives.

Princess Luna's evenings were never too hot during the summer. Steamy? Yes. Heated? Certainly. But never too hot. On most of these nights, the weather was warm enough to forgo the secure feeling of a blanket, and sleep atop the sheets to bask in the comfy summer breeze. On nights like these, you could leave your window open, and smell the sweet scent of cookies baking into late hours at Sugar Cube Corner.

Often, Sweetie Belle took advantage of this, savoring the placement of the Carousel Boutique only a few blocks away, where the decadent smells teased her tummy all night long. Nights like these often resulted in layered dreams of sugar-soaked confectionery but not tonight, for tonight was no ordinary night. You see, tonight was a night of Passion! A night of fire and spice! A night...of romance. Tonight was the night of: Alejandro.

Sweetie Belle had heard stories of Alejandro. Every foal had. Tales of this creature spread far and wide, spawning rumors and mysteries and legends, but nopony knew if any of them were really true. Alejandro was a creature of charm and charisma, wit and guile. A cunning to match the unicorns of old and the strength of a bear. Every filly (and a fair few colts) had a massive crush on Alejandro and were compelled, no, forced to wrap their hooves around him on sight. He was just that cuddly and charming. He could have any filly in the world that he wanted...and tonight, he wanted Sweetie Belle.

Yes, Alejandro, world's sexiest teddy bear. At only ten bits from Plushy-Pete's down the street (Blue light special) Alejandro had proven himself to be a legendary teddy bear of love, and it just so happened, he'd set his sights on a sweet new target. The big bay window doors to Sweetie Belle's balcony had been left wide open, for never did Sweetie Belle expect the legendary teddy bear of love to steal in from the shadows and cast himself upon her like some wild animal! And yet, this was exactly the very position she found herself in, for Alejandro stood on the balcony!

He stood in the moonlight, his furry chest rippling past his shirt which was unable to close because of firm teddy bear pectoral muscles that were machine wash only. A chest that was connected to a seamlessly soft belly, perfectly stitched legs and the round, firm, butt of a love making legend!

"Alejandro!" Sweetie Belle gasped in shock and also surprise. She was alone in her room, helpless and vulnerable, a-nubile-young-girl-who-was-really-sexy-even-though-she-didn't-even-have-her-cutie-mark-yet-but-she-was-totally-going-to-get-it-soon! With only the faintest hint of Sweetie Belle's telekinesis, the sexy teddy made his way into the room, slowly closing the doors behind him with a foreboding click.

"Yes! It is I! Alejandro!" said Alejandro in a Spanish accent that rolled his R's and sent shivers down Sweetie Belle's spine. She drew herself up onto the bed with a quiet gasp of shock and he boldly made his way into her room. What would he do to her?! Shyly, Sweetie Belle bit her lower lip, shifting her hips ever so slightly to show off the plump roundness of her young flank. She certainly was not attempting to entice this sexual-tyrannosaurus of a bear! Young as she was, she knew her thick hips and plump rump were quite juicy, but she never thought they were curvy enough to attract the monstrously lustful appetite of Alejandro!

"A-Are you here to ravage me? To force your way on my underaged body?" Sweetie Belle asked nervously, her cheeks pinkening as the bear's tiny plastic eyes gleamed slightly in the darkness. He took a telekinetic step forward and she whimpered, withdrawing further on her bed. But there was nowhere she could go! The sexy little filly was very doomed!

It was then, Alejandro shook his head and struck a dashing pose. "No, my sweet Sweetie, I am not going to ravage you...I am here to seduce you...to fulfill your desires, and most importantly...to make love to you," said Alejandro in a deep and sexy voice which was not at all like Sweetie Belle's voice but slightly deeper.

"Alejandro! I-I am but a simple filly..." Sweetie Belle whimpered, looking away bashfully. How could the world's sexiest teddy bear ever fall for a dull girl like her?

"You may be asking yourself, 'how the world's sexiest teddy bear could ever fall for a dull girl like yourself', but I assure you, Sweetie Belle, You may be but a simple filly, but you are a very sexy little filly. Your singing is so pretty you should try out for Equestria's Got Talent! Your fur is the brightest white I've ever seen, and your mane totally does not look like a rainbow pooped out a cloud, that's just dumb and Diamond Tiara is dumb for saying that." whispered Alejandro sexestly. Wait, no. Sexingly...sexfully? Sex ... sexistly?...sexily. There, that's the one, that was it. The bear was slowly and sexfully moving towards the bed where Sweetie squirmed quietly. Oh Alejandro...

"You are the most radiant soul Alejandro has ever met...it would be a privilege, no, an honor for Alejandro to service you," Alejandro whispered, although Sweetie wasn't sure why people talked in the third person in Rarity's romance novels, they always seemed to. It was kind of weird. Still, who was she to turn down the debonair bear? Nervously, subtly, she granted the Teddy the faintest hint of a nod and squeezed her eyes shut, unsure what would happen next. Alejandro grinned.

Slowly, the bear's soft, plushy paws reached out, gently tracing down the plump, tender little thighs of the filly. She squirmed at the touch. Legend had it that Alejandro's silky paws had the keys to a thousand filly-gasms tucked away inside. She could only watch helplessly as he slowly pulled her thighs apart, exposing the dewy little maresex that was nestled in between.

Blushing heavily, Sweetie Belle looked away with a whimper when she caught the word "delicious" under Alejandro's breath. It was a pouty little mound, plump and sweet with two little lips tightly snuggled against one and other. Slowly, Alejandro lowered his muzzle down, planting a slow, silky kiss along the filly's tiny lips. Sweetie Belle gave a sharp whine at the sensation, Celestia, the first touch was always the strongest. She rocked her hips forward, shuddering at the gliding touch of that soft, delicate fur teasing her small flower.

Sweetie bit her lower lip, squeezing her eyes shut tighter as Alejandro ground himself against the girl in front if him, turning the fur across his muzzle a darker and darker shade of chocolate with the accruing wetness. What he could not possibly have counted on, was the poor filly's sensitivity. She jerked her hips back after a few moments, squeaking when the tickly sensation of that miniscule fuzzy touch got to be too much. Like electric tingles that jolted through her thighs and made her hips move on their own.

"You are beautiful Mon-ami, " said Alejandro, because he could also speak Prance. Which made sense to Sweetie Belle, since Alejandro was the world's sexiest teddy bear. "You are my beautiful rose, my delicate flower, my sunset and my stars and my sun in the sky." he purred. He was pouring it on thick, and Sweetie Belle was eating it up!

She gasped in surprise at the touch of his arm again, more forceful than before, wriggling its way between her legs to tease along her tender little lips again. It wasn't much. A brush. A graze really. Just a tickle that danced along her flushed over-sensitive petals and sent a blast of bliss through her brain.

"Yessss...give into Alejandro...let me touch you...such a needy filly..." Alejandro whispered quietly, slowly working his fuzzy paw in teasing circles over Sweetie's little clit. Her hips bucked gently and she wrapped her forelegs around him, squeezing him tightly.

"Y-Yes...Haaa...t-that's it..." Sweetie squeaked, feeling more and more of those trembles shoot through her body. The involuntary ones- those were the best. The ones that made her legs quiver and her tail arch slightly. The gentle shivers that felt sooooo good were starting to pile up, and she jerked back again, gasping with a little squeak.

"T-that tickles..."Sweetie whined, but the bear paid no heed. He stood on the bed in all of his legendary glory and seized the little unicorn in a tender, fuzzy grasp.

"Then, I shall 'tickle' you till you are content" whispered the bear sinisterly. Sweetie Belle gasped, but there was nothing she could do. Her forelegs were pinned by the majestic sexbear and his leg was juuuuuust long enough to press between Sweetie's legs. A tender glow of magic was all Alejandro needed to remove his leather pants and plant that leg in firmly. He pushed hard pressing into the delicate lips of her valley, where the fuzz tickled at the hot inner pink it found.

Sweetie bucked and squirmed, wrestling with her assailant, but it was no use. Every time he moved, that fluffy, torturous tickly leg drew down over her little girl groove, and every time Sweetie Belle bucked her hips it would move it right back up. Alejandro was just too sexy to resist. She gave up, letting the bear have its way with her. Slowly he picked up speed, grinding that soft teasing fuzz up and down along the filly's wildly sensitive sex. She tried to jerk away, but this time Alejandro was determined to 'finish' the filly off. He was the world's most legendary love maker after all!

By this time there was a buttery little gush of girl honey across the bear's leg. He was permanently marked by Sweetie's excited scent and without a proper washing, he would carry it with him everywhere. Like a prize. The idea that he would take her as a trophy of some sort was thrilling! It sent another shiver down her spine. Whimpering eagerly now, Sweetie Belle threw caution to the wind, rolling her little hips up into the bear.

With her forelegs wrapped around him, Sweetie rocked her hips hard enough to listen to her bed groan under her weight. The tickling sensation was shooting through her almost violently now, and Alejandro had focused his touch on the tiny pink pebble of Sweetie's needy clit. Soon it all blurred together in one long spasmatic sensation of mind-numbing bliss. She squealed into the teddy's throat, crying out in a silent scream of pleasure as her juices gushed from her tender slot. It was too much, it always was. That was the way of Alejandro. He gave a wicked smile, enjoying every inch of Sweetie's pleasurable fillygasm, as she did.

Sweetie Belle's hips bucked once, twice more, and she fell onto her back with a quiet whimper, trying to catch her breath. That was one of the most intense ones yet!!

"A-Alejandro?" Sweetie Belle asked, realizing suddenly that her sexy teddy bear lover was nowhere to be found. He had stolen back into the night and certainly was not under Sweetie's bed and hidden away from Rarity. She sighed glumly, looking wistfully into the night sky through her bay windows.

"Wherever you are, Alejandro...remember me..." she said sadly, and could only await her next encounter with the legendary love bear...who knew...it could even be as soon as tomorrow night. (It's probably tomorrow night.)

The end.