Strange war

Chapter 9

4:30P.M.
"Pinkei pie dont touch that...oh god. No rainbow dash you cant fly inside a....building. Oh god well this isnt gonna go well with Earl." They were here not even for a day and they found the alcohol stash that was in the apartment. I learned something that day. Ponies can't hold liquir well and when they get drunk...shit happens. ALOT OF SHIT HAPPENS.

Rarity was useing her magic saying to herself how terrible the cloths in my closet were saying each one was worse than the last...even though they were all the same. Pinkie pie was using her party cannoen alot basicly causeing streamers and other party stuff to fly all around the apartment. Applejack was trying to Applebuck the wall which wasnt gonna last that long. Twilight was somehow assleep through this whole thing. Fluttershy was just walking back and forth in a drunken way. Finaly rainbow dash kept flying into walls causeing implants into the wall.

"Ok well spitfire something tells me im gonna get in a shit load of trouble." I looked down at her and she nodded in agreement. The only ones that didnt drink the liquir was spitfire and celestia. Then through all of the comosion i heard a knocking at the door. I walked over to it my left arm in a sling. Dont ask why. I opened it and standing there was Dixion,adam,and anderson. No earl in sight to my reilif.

"Hey Jerry um.... you need any help at all?" They all looked behind me and began to chuckle seeing what was happeneing.

"Yeah i could use some help...um just step in here for a second." So they did and i closed the door behind them. "and you might want to duck for a second." I could see the confusion in thier faces but as soon as they ducked rainbow dash flew over and did a faceplant on the door and fell to the ground. But she got back up and flew around like nothing happened.

"Ok um celestia do you have any ideas on what you can do to calm down the ponies? The reason is um my apartment is basicly going to hell." I said as i got up. Along with my friends.

"Well...yes there is you want me to use it?" Why on warth didnt she use it before. I face palmed in anger.

"Yes that would be delightful please use it." She noded and sunndely there was a large flash like a flashbang went off. I got up seconds later and saw that every pony was assleep. Even spitfire and celestia. Looks like it back fired on you to celestia.

I walked over to spitfire who was sleeping soundly. She hadn't gotten into the vodka which was all they had. Twilight started the whole thing and the sad thing was they all only had one drink of it. I picked up spitfire with my good arm and carrie dher to our room placeing her onto the bed tucking her in. When i turned around i saw that my friend were makeing 'DAWWWWW' faces and were pointing at me. I fliped them off causeing them to laugh a little. I kept my middle finger up for a couple of minutes until i got to the other ponies.

7:30 P.M.

Finaly we got them all into some sort of bed. Celestia being the hardest since she was the size of a fucking horse. Anyways i thanked my friends then they left the apartment. I was exhausted and took my arm out of the sling since it was getting tireing. I got into bed with spitfire and had to get infront of her since she felt more comfortable when she was behind me. I slowly fell assleep but was awokeing by the alarm as was the other ponies in the apartment.

"WHATS THAT!" Pinkie yelled putting her hooves up to her ears. I jumped out of bed and looked out the window then i turned around yelling.

"GET ON THE GROUND NOW!!!" There was an rocket from an RPG comeing straight towards us. I sprinted literly throwing them to the ground and jumped grabeing spitfire holding her close as the rocket hit..then another.

*FWOOOSH BOOM FWOOSH BOM FWOOSH BOOM FWOOOSH BOOM*

(Authors notes: Ok well sorry if it isnt that good and for the cliffhanger because i rushed this chapter and im going to a friends house who isnt a brony so i cant write while im there so sorry. Also if you want to have a part like have a name i will put them into the next chapter dedicate them to you and if you have ANY questions please ask because this is one of the few times i'll answer them. Again thank you to those who kept me motivated and ideas.

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Hopefull i did all those right. Anyways there you guys go and i'll cya next time in "Strange war" CYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!