Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle have been dating for almost six months now, and to mark the occasion Twilight has decided to take the next step in their relationship - intimacy.

They're sure to find satisfaction - after all, Twilight has studied everything extensively! With all that research done, there's absolutely no way she could possibly ruin the moment... right?

Please note - this isn't a clopfic. It's more of a dirty, romantic comedy with a sappy ending.