Welcome to Equestria boys

by spike the lone wanderer

Rating: teen
Tags: Anthro, Human, Romance, Comedy, Adventure, Equestria Girls
Length: 12686

'' Be good in a magic world is a good thing, but be a dick is a better choice. '' Jack Carver just after an incident, two twin brother are sent in a coloured world filled of humanoid horse, for the best and especially for the worst.

Be good in a magic world is a good thing, but be a dick is a better choice. '' Jack Carver

Just after a violent battle against Sombra,Célestia could finally celebrated a new era of peace for her kingdom but a violent flash appeared bringing with him two creature completely unknown, Human being.Follow Jack and Alexander Carver, two brother that everything separates in a crazy adventure in the country of the friendship.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2017-04-07 23:08:14 UTC

Prologue

the crystal empire, all was dark and in ruins, these streets were transformed into battlefields and the castle disappeared under the violence from the engagements. The person in charge of this violence is nothing else than the king of the shades, sombra. But, to seize the kingdom of esquestria, he had to face these guards. The element of the Harmony.

''You do not know who I am, i am a king and I would not be beaten by a band of slave with ridiculous necklaces!!!''Threatened Sombra who was supported against a wall with his right hand on one of his wound, his armour was gray with several impact of blows. his eyes was red of rage because of its adversary who was in front of him.The Element of Harmony.The girls carried gold armour with their necklace around their neck, they looked at Sombra with dislike, anger but also with pity.

'' Stop it Sombra, You cannot win this battle,please surrender for the sake of Célestia,for us,for me.''Twilight showed pity for her adversary but Sombra made fun of her.

''AHAHAHAHA,you really think of being able to have me with your pity and your love towards this princess who is not even here to face me, A GOD,PREPARE TO DIE!!!'' He launched a powerful lightning of black magic of his horn.At the same time, twilight too

"Ladies First sombrero!''Said Rainbow Dash while making fun of him and by joining twilight in the fight.

''For once, I am agreements with her partner.''Applejack also launched a flash with her necklace.

''Goodbye you monster!'' Said Rarity while making like the other.

''I'm sorry'' fluttershy used her necklace unwillingly.

'' Its makes me think of a giant festival.'' Pinkie threw confettis on Sombra.

the lightning formed a line of two colors, clearly for the girls and black for the king, Saombra given all his power but that was not useful has anything.His spells moved back and that of the girls advanced towards him, Sombra saw his Spells returning then he decided to finishing once and for all.

''If i cannot kill you,then you die with me!!!'' He overloaded his spell at such point, That he caused an explosion of light which absorbs all on its way.after that all was quiet, once the light dissipated all which remained of Sombra was his crown smoking with any trace of him.The girls looked at the remained without saying a words then Twilight crumbled on the ground with her hand on her mouth and the eyes filled of tears.

2 week later.

Canterlot castles

  Célestia, the solar princess went in a part of the castles which resembled a room for the trophies of war.She opened a window and deposited the crown of Sombra.

''Who's laughing now.'' Said Célestia with a scorning voice.Then a guards appeared to tell her an important thing.

''majesty, the element of harmony arrived, they expects you in the throne room.'' Célestia looked at him and smiles.

''Very well,tell them that I arrive as fast as possible and asked the servant to brought us glass of our best wine darling.''

''At your orders princess!'' He left the room then Célestia closed the window  while speacking for last time to her defeated enemy.

''Goodbye and do not return this time!'' She left the room to join the winner.

The element of harmony was standing in the middle of the room,they discussed between them , laughed while célébrating their victory against the king, everyone smiled except Twilight who was quiet with a sad air.Rainbow noticed it and decided to go spoken to her friend.

''Come on Twilight,smiles,have a drink.We saved the kingdom,you should celebrate it with us instead of being alone.'' Rainbow reached out to twilight but she refused to take her hand.

''thank but you can kept your victory with the safety of the kingdom for your big mouth Rainbow!'' She say  while looking by the window.Rainbow was shocked by the reactions of her friend then Applejack defended her friend.

''What's your problem partner?!'' Asked Applejack to her friend,Twilight looked at her annoyed by her questions.

''My problem is that everyone delighted around an act of violence towards a wounded man and that I must expect somebody who not even fought during this battle and your question irritates me, I leave.'' Twilight  was on the point of leaving when suddenly, Célestia entered the room accompanied by a servant with a plate covered with glass of wine.

''Princess.'' All the girls knelt except Twilight.

''Hello my child, please raise and call me Célestia.'' The girls was raised and Célestia gave them a glass of wine.

'' yeah, you know how to receive cély.'' Said Pinkie,Rarity gave her a slap behind her head.

''I am sorry princess for the remark of pinkie,we are very happy to be received here moreover, shining armor and Cadence are fine ? Are they still in danger?'' Asked Rarity anxious of their fate.Célestia laughed slightly because of the questions posed by Rarity.

''Don't worry my childs,they are between good hands.As you know, I asked for your presence here for celebrated your victory against sombra. You acted in an exemplary way even if some among you turned to the force of evil.''She looked at Twilight who did not listen to her. ''But this is not important,you have prove to everybody that the magic of the friendship can solve everything, including war.

''Yeah,we are awesome!'' Said Rainbow dash while raising her glass.

''clearly!'' Said Applejack by also raising her glass.

''We are the best friends of the world!''Siad Pinkie By opening a bottle of cider just for the noise of the cork who pop.

''For the friendship!'' Said Fluttershy while crying tear of joy.

''For Love!'' Said Rarity While imagining herself with her knight in shining armor.

Twilight approached her friends, she looked them in the eyes then she raised her glass but she reversing it on the ground then she left while greeting the princess.Everyone was disappointed by her except the princess who seemed to understand.

''Poor wine,anyway,I am very proud you and I declare finally the kingdom of esquestria in peace.'' she raised her glass and right after that, a violent purple flash struck in the Everfree Forest.

During this time in another world.

Close-up on a high school with a white statue of horse at the entry then it have a ringing which meant the end of the school.The students left the class to go to their loockers for arranged their books and other business there. They went in the corridors but only one among them pricked our curiosity. He was wearing  gray shoes juste like his trousers, a red hoodie with writing above YMCMB in white, a black and gray glasses of sight and his hair was dark blond and combed behind with fingers. He did not know it yet but he was going to know his destiny.

He opened his loocker to be close violently by a faitful school bully.

''Alex, my pal, how its goes ?'' Said his ''Friend'',He was wears fait red shoe with a blue Jean, a white shirt and ablack jacket with red and white stripped,his hair was blue and he was accompanied by two of his friends and his girlfriend.

''Hello flash… er how… its goes?'' Stammered Alexander,by seeing him like this, they started to laugh then flash landed his hand on the shoulder of Alex.

''Me? I'm great but tell me, why do you look at my girlfriend with you dirty rat eyes !'' Alexander started to panicked.

''Well… She is in front of me and….She is pretty.''because of this sentence, flash pushed him against his loocker.

''What do you do alex? you speacking to my girl like this in front of me! caught him guys!'' They caught him by the arms and Flash went beat him but his girlfriend placed itself in front of him . She was wearing black and purple boots, an orange,belgia and purple skirt,a purple tee-shirt with a red sun and orange above and a black leather jacket. Her hair was red and orange.

''Flashy, do not strike him.'' Alexander sighed of happines,she approached the ear of flash and tells him.

''Destroyed him!''Flash kissed her and got back into position.

''Its will be a touch down!!!'' He was going to beat the crap out of him but he heard applause behind him, they are turned over and they  recognized the person who applaud.

''Oh fuck... not him.'' He said annoyed.

''Well well well, What have we have here, Flash,huh i'm really scared,So you're the one everybody's talkin' about,ha,ha.'' Flash, still annoyed looked at him and spoke to him.

''Fuck off,it's not your business Jack!''He said,close-up on the mouth of jack which starts to smiling

''Of course that concern me, after all, you attack my brother and that disturbs me...Mate.

He was wearing a black And white checkered slip on , a black biker pant with a chain, a faded black shirt with a red and black flannel skull with a feathered hat, A plaid shirt also red and black with the sleeves rolled up with his logo on the left side. He wore a black leather gauntlets driver his Hands with severals Silver ring and bracelet , military halo plates like the game. A black hippie round bezel for the Style and a braided black hats with three gray feathers on the left.

''For the last time, you are not Australian you fucked retarded!'' Said his brother still attached.

'' I am australian,I feel it deep inside me,just like soarin mother when I came to see her yesterday.

''WHAT!!!'' Shouted soarin,He was wearing a blue football jacket, like his hair. He pushed Alexander to the arm of his friend and pushed jack against the locker.

''Relax my friend, I'm joking ... it's Shimmer who tasted the male pleasure yesterday.'' Flash pushed soarin and grabbed Jack on the collar of his shirt.

''You are dead Carver!''

''All as the chance of bulk of passed in higher class because he is dumb like a rock  .''All these clothes were white, the only colorful part were those red eyes and his blond hair, Bulk pushed Alexander to the ground and came next to Flash and Soarin.

''You can say goodbye to your mouth jack!'' They was all the three on jack, release alexander and allow him to reach an extinguisher.

''Ok, but first, let me break your nuts!''

Jack struck Flash under the belt, he fell on the ground without fighting, Soarin struck him in the face but Alex gave him a blow of extinguisher on the skull, knocking him down. Bulk put him on the ground and struck him , Jack went up on his back and insulted him of bad boy. Bull recovered upright and fell on the back, crushing jack on the blow, he was on the point of finishing him but he receivec  an one-shot one the skull of alexander and a kick in the belly of jack.

Soarin and bulk were KO and flash was crawlaing on the ground while miaowing of pain.

''Yeah,take that bands of poor wretch. ''

''Yeah,rascals .''

The two brothers dusted each other apart then they directed towards the exit with their weapons but sunset expected them with a tazer.

''Don't moves losers.'' She drew at them but the beginning of the wire stuck itself on the extinguisher, electrocuting her. Sunset moved in all the directions and once finished,smoked left from the top of her skull and she fell on the ground. Jack and Alex looked at each other then they have started running for their life.

'" What's happen? Why she is taken the discharge of the taser, I do not think that if we shoot on metal with that, we take the blow? And where She was able to find one?'' questioned Alexander.''

''Oh, I traded it for a gorged of her ice tea and that was worth it.'' Said Jack while looking at the dessert in the window, his brother looked at him shocked and then he shouted at him.

''But you're totally dumb or you do it on purpose!?''

''I also adulterated them so that when it draws, the discharge go in the two directions, as its there is not jealous sniff thank you  mom for your précioux advices.'' Jack wiped a small  tear of his eyes, Alexander looked at completely shocked per such an amount of stupidity then he opened the door of the coffee.

''where are you going brother?'' Asked Jack.

''I need a drink because of you brother!''

''Ok..I want a cappuccino.''

''EURHHHHHHHHHHH" sighed Alexnader.

They sat down at the bottom and a waitress came to take their orders..

"Hello, can i take your order please?''

''I would take a hot chocolate with whipped cream over.''Said Alexander to the waitress.

''And you mister?'' Asked the girl,Jack looked at her and smile.

''All i want for chrismas is you.''She looked at him not amused and Alexander hit him on the shoulders .

''Alright,alright geez, i want a cappuccino...please.'' She leave them and Jack spoke to his brother.

''I think she loves me brother.''

''No she don't love you, she hates you like everybody in this fucking world.'' Jack Began to smile like a kid.

''Well,someone is jealous of my natural charm towards women.'' Alexander went struck him but the coffee door opened.

''Hello girl,as usual?'' Asked the owner of the coffee.

''Yeah, mr Cake.'' Said the The leader of the group.She was wearing blue boots with multicolored socks, a black tights under a white and purple skirt, a white tshirt with a rainbow lightning on it, a blue shirt with short sleeves with rainbow bracelet on her wrist . She had a mocking smile with purple eyes and her hair was long and rainbow colors.

She was accompanied by two girls, the first one was wearing turquoise blue shoe with orange lace, a large white sock with a blue line, a turquoise blue shorts, a blue biker's glove, a turquoise blue shirt with a 0 and a 8 in White and a military plate around the neck with wonderblot written on it. She has the same smile as the other, these eyes were orange and this hair was orange and court on the side.

The second one was still wearing her sports outfit, a blue sports boots with a blue shorts with lightning on the side,a blue shirts with yellow lightning,a blue and yellow bracelet at her wrist and a blue football jacket with captain write on the back. She did not smile and her eyes were of fire colors like her shorts hair.

They sat down close to the boys and the waiter brought their drink immediately after being sat. .

''Thank playboy.'' Said the the first one.

''Oh, it's rainbow Dash with Spitfire and lightning dust.'' Said Alexander,Jack Looked at them and then he talked to his brother.

''I do not know these girls and I don't care mel and where is my cappuccino god damm it !''

''They belong to the football team of the high school, the wonderbolts.'' Jack looked at them one last time then he remembered them.

'' Ah yeah,Skittles,dusty and pissfire,i hate those girl.'' Alex sighed, putting his hand on his face. Then Rainbow began to Speak.

''So girl you're ready for the party at my home,it's gonna be awesome like me.''

''Only if soarin is invited.'' demanded Spitfire, Lightning raised her eyes in the air.

''Relax, your boyfriend will be there i promised.'' Said rainbow to her friend.

''A party, we are invited, I bring the champomy!'' Said Jack as he climbed on the chair,Rainbow looked him in the eye and said.

''You can always go fu...'' She was interrupted by dust who whispered a word in her ear, she began to smile devilishly after that.

''Of course, you and your brother are invited to celebrate with us, we say ...20 o'clock at my home boys.''

''Really, and I who think you were bitchs without heart, I was wrong ... for once, peace.''

''Mister,your drink?'' Said the waitress.

''oh.'' Jack take his drink, threw the liquid on the ground, take a gorged but he realizes that it was empty so he threw the cup on the floor and left the coffe with his brother who was laying money on the table.

''Losers.'' Said Rainbow Dash.

Carver apartment, evening, 7:40 pm.

''I can't believe that we are invited to party jack.'' Said alexander by combing hishair in front of a wall mirror.

''I know but you know, we are eagles among pigeons.'' Jack exit the bathroom dressed with the same clothes he wore at school.

''You're serious, an hour in the bathroom and you still wear the same clothes!'' Said Alexander to his twin brother,Jack looked into the mirror and closed his four-button shirt.

''...It's better now put your jacket, we leave.'' He opened the door.

''Yes mom.'' He put on his blue jacket with the flag of the Union Jack on it and closed it. we could see his logo on the right shoulder of his jacket.

''You have a real problem with your style, you know that.''

''Bite my shiny metal ass brother.'' Jack came out of his apartment and his brother closed the door behind him.

Rainbow House 8 pm.

The house was  possessed by a demon, the demon of the party, everyone danced, drinking and laughed, DJ-Pon-3 was there to make people moved.Rainbow was highon the balcony and everyone acclaimed her for this party, Pinkie throws cottilons everywhere and the world seems at peace with him then the door opened.

''Greet everyone, are you ready to dance!!!'' Shouted Jack, The music stopped and everyone looked at him without exceptions.He did not understand then he did the same and looked at his brother who hit him on the shoulder.

'' But these are my number 1 guests, so made some noise for them!'' The crowd burst into joy and she lifted the boys to take them to the middle of the room where Spitfire and Lightning dust waited.The crowd deposited them in the center and Spit went in the arms of Jack and Dust in the arms of Alexander.

''Fuck yeah, that's the party of my life!!!'' Shouted Jack by raising a bottle of champomy.

''For once,you are right brother!!!'' Said Alexander to jack.

''I know and now here's your surprise guys!'' Said Rainbow,the girls have set ablaze the boys,the crowd acclaimed and in the spirit of both brother was played chandelier of Songbird serenade. they leave them to join rainbow.

''BEST SURPRISE EVER!!!'' Shouted the two brother.

''But that's not the surprise.'' Said Dash,the two brothers looked at her and Alexander spoke to her.

''Then, what is the surprise?'' Everyone was starting to laugh.

''There she is.'' Rainbow,Spitfire and Lightning threw juice barrels on them, everyone laughed at the joke except the carvers, Rainbow posed her hand on them and she  spoke to them while laughing.

''Hope you like the party losers!'' She began to dance and the boys left her house under the laughter and other mockery.They were half way to their appart but without saying a word, jack went back to the house of skittles.

''Where are you going Jack?'' Asked Alexander to jack.He looked at his brother and said.

''I will make him a surprise worthy of her name .''

Return at Rainbow house.

The party was still in full swing and Spit was talking to rainbow who was sat on her sofa.

''I can not believe they really thought we were going to invited them, they are really stupid especially jack!'' She Raised her glass to this speech then they heard a sound of motor.

''I know that sound, it is my car! '' they are went outside and they saw jack with a basic baseball bats on the roof of the car and Alexander at the wheel.

''What the hell are you doing jack!!!'' Asked Rainbow to jack.

''IT'S A SURPRISE!!!'' He exploded the windshield of the car into a thousand pieces with his bat.

'' I hope that you like the surprise skittles!!!''  Rainbow said nothing,she had her head down then she raised it and everyone could see the fire in her eyes.

''YOU ARE DEAD!!!'' She ran to them at full speed but Jack threw his bat and she received it in her legs, she fell on the ground. Jack was put instead of drivers and he made several round in the garden before leaving.

''Spit! Dust! Go chase these bastards!!! Shouted Rainbow,They went into their cars but they could not ignited their engine

.Spit opened her hood to discover her engine fully exploded,in the same way for dust.

''MOTHERFUCKER !!!' Roared Dust,Rainbow was lying on the floor, crying.

''Oh my god jack!!! You are fucking insane?! Stop the car now!!'' Ordored Alexander but Jack ignored his brother and he started to sing under the rain.

                                                                                                  Sweet

                                                                                             Ballroom Blitz

Are you ready Steve? Uh-huh

Andy? Yeah

Mick? Okay

Alright fellas, let's go!

Oh it's been getting so hard

Living with the things you do to me

My dreams are getting so strange

I'd like to tell you everything I see

Oh, I see a man at the back as a matter of fact

His eyes are as red as the sun

And the girl in the corner let no one ignore her

Cause she thinks she's the passionate one

Oh yeah! It was like lightning

Everybody was fighting

And the music was soothing

And they all started grooving

''WHY YOU SING A FUCKING SONG RIGHT NOW!!!'' Shouted Alexander who begin to be afraid of his brother.

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

And the man in the back said everyone attack

And it turned into a ballroom blitz

And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you

It'll turn into a ballroom blitz

Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz

Oh reaching out for something

Touching nothing's all I ever do

Oh I softly call you over

When you appear there's nothing left of you

And the man in the back is ready to crack

As he raises his hands to the sky

And the girl in the corner is everyone's woman

She could kill you with a wink of her eye

Oh yeah! It was electric

So perfectly hectic

And the band started leaving

'Cause they all stopped breathing

''AS WE IF YOU DO NOT STOP THE CAR !!''

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

And the man in the back said everyone attack

And it turned into a ballroom blitz

And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you

It'll turn into a ballroom blitz

Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz

Oh yeah! It was like lightning

Everybody was fighting

And the music was soothing

And they all started grooving

''SLOWED DOWN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD OR WE GO RUNS UP AGAINST A WALL !!! ''

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

And the man in the back said everyone attack

And it turned into a ballroom blitz

And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you

It'll turn into a ballroom blitz

Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz

It's it's a ballroom blitz

It's it's a ballroom blitz

It's it's a ballroom blitz

Yeah, it's a ballroom blitz

Jack was driving straight ahead without thinking about the next day.

''WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!''They would go into a wall but a purple lightning hit their car, making them disappear. The car struck a wall, who reduce it into pieces and she exploded right after that.

Somewhere in another world.

The two brother were lying in the middle of a forest then Alexander awoke first.

''Oh my head! Where are we? I'm alive? He breathed and he got his answer.

''OH GOD,I'M ALIVEEEE!!!!'' He saw his brother on the ground and he decided to wake him up.

''Wake up you piece of shit! He struck him on the side.

''OH FUCK! What wrong with you?!'' Asked Jack.

''You almost killed us dickhead,so upright or i kill you for real!'' Jack stood up and questioned his brother.

''Where are we and  what will be done ?'' Said Jack.

''I don't know.'' Replied his brother.

''Maybe we can go the this castle for answers ?' 'Alexander Looked at the castles and sighed.

''Alright,let's go.''

The two brother both leave on the way and even if they were unaware of it, they walked directly towards their destiny.

1.Meeting of the third type.1

''Yo Alex looks at me! I am a reindeer!'' jack played with branches of trees and his brother wanted to hang himself at a tree. Jack had fun but his brother not.

''Come on man smiled,it's christmas after all and it's not every day that we are sent in a forest.'' Alexander shouted on jack.

''Shut up ! Because of you and of your stupidity, we are lost in a middle of a forest with nothing to eat and drinking and we are surely searched like vulgar robbers!''

In their world.

''Today, we bury the brother carvers.'' Said the preacher. All the pupils of their class with the director cried their Friends.

''I will alway love you Alexander.'' cried dust.

''Why ? '' Said Bulk.

''See you in hell Jack ! '' Said skittles.

Back to Esquestria.

''It's not my fault, it is the fault of the modern society and the laws on the xbow live!'' alexander was unaware of his remark.

''No, it's your fault, it's not Christmas yet and the Santa Claus doesn't exist!'' Jack remained fixed one moment then he spoke.

''Take that back!'' Alexander spit on the ground.

''Never!''

Jack sank on alexander and both fought violently and Jack shouted in German while Alexander made him a key of arm.Jack took again the top and struck him with a branch but Alex dodged his blow and he struck him in the belly.Jack fell on the ground and Alexander seized him by the neck and he drowned him in a water flask.

''Good bye you motherfuck....'' A howling was made hear in the forest,he stopped his action and waited. jack sat down on the ground and he breathed with sorrow.

''You didn't kill me? That why you are such a disappointment .'' Alexander remained quiet and this time, it was shouts of distress.

''What in the name of the bubblegum was that?! '' Asked Jack.

''I don't know but just like you, I want to go to see even if I have the feeling that we will have a violent death,you're ready?'' Asked Alex.

''Hell yeah!'' Epic bros fist.

Later but not too late.

Jack and alexander followed the cries to discover a show there unexpected. A manticore who was going to devour three little girls. the first one was wearing a green shorts with a black waistcoat, the second a turn up blue Jean and green apple shirt and the last, a yellow skirt with a white shirt with pink stripe and a pink waistcoat. They are took refuge in an open tree but it was useless because the manticore shredded the wood with his tail  .

''Ok dude, on the  count of three ,we saves the hairy little girls from this mystical creature ...Wait hairy?!" Alexander seemed lost.

''Jack,that wierd man...Jack? JACK!" Jack was missing,He looked around him then he heard like the sound of a river, he looked towards the girls and he seen the largest stupidity of the world. Jack urinating on the ground close to the monster.

''That my territory now you dingleberry, hell yeah, I'm a bad boy,Bad boys bad boys watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do When they come for you." Jack sang with his wiener out and everyone looked at him in silence then the manticore turned to him and she advanced toward him.

''He's dead.'' Said the orange one.

" Hey relax kitty,that was a joke,you can keep it...FUCKING HELP ME MAN !!!'' Shouted Jack.

''Shit!!!'' She jumped on jack and his brother came while running towards him, the scene seemed to be in slows down for Alex and at the same time, he seen other women coming to far, but is not its problem.

He pushed his brother off the claws of the beast but she hit him in the back, he was on the ground and he dodged continuously the blow of tail Which planted itself in the ground. Jack recovered upright and he seized a piece of wood, he struck the animal with all its strenght but the piece broke and she gave him a blow of tail  which sent him against the tree of the girls was hidding. She struck alexander several times at the arm and the chest but he continued to struggle.

''That the best you got kitty kitty!" Alexander made fun of the animal but it was a monumental error, she was irritated and she bit him in the leg, he howled of pain, but for her, it's just a toy then she shook him in all the directions then she finish him on the ground. Jack was sat against the tree, exhausted, tired and famished, he saw the show and he can't do anything for his brother. The group was able to save the girls who started to cry in arm of white And colorful girl, he looked at them and he seen a man with a sword.He looked at the sword then the beast then the sword then the beast again then the sword.

'' SHIT!''He stood up and take the sword of the man.

''Hey,that my sword!'' He hit the man in the face and ran toward his brother.She was going to finish him but Jack jumped on the animal and he stab the monster several times, she struggled and that resembled of a rodeo but it was the end. he planted the sword in the skull of the beast but at the same time,she raised her tail to strike him.

''Princess,do something!'' Said the little girl.

''Alright,by the power of the sun!'' a ray left her horn and he touched the animal who caused an explosion. They advanced towards the creature who was on the ground but she raised.

''Oh holy shit man,that was sick,i was like a freaking ninja with my blade Alex...Alex?'' He looked at his brother unconscious.'' Oh yeah i forgot,you do all the jobs and i arrived at the end to take all the glory...That smell awful.'' He looked at the dead body of the beast.'' Well,look like we can stand the heat,that because you are faced a king,if you gonna hit the king,you better kill the king and the king is me.Hail to the king baby."

''cough,cough.'' Jack turned the head and he seen the angel of the paradise.

''Well,hello Mesdames,comment allez vous.'' They were horrified by the view and the yellow girl with the wing fainted.

''What?'' The pink one showed finger his chest and he saw the dart planted in his skin.

''Ooooh.'' He fainted too.

Before the action, castles of the princess.

The flash struck and everyone was shocked by its power, the walls trembled and Fluttershy too,once calmed, Rainbow spoke.

''What happens princess.'' Célestia seemed confused then the others started to speak to her.

''Are you ok princess,do you want anything,sorry if i bother you.'' Said fluttershy.

''Of course she is alright,she the princess of the sun after all and it not a vulgar lightning that gonna scare her.'' Applejack intervenes.

"Yeah,compares to rainbow sugarcubes.''

''Said it to my face cowgirl!!'' Applejack was irritated.

''Repeat to see.'' They was going to fight but Rarity stopped them.

''Girls,stopped beating you, is not the moment, moreover the princess seems to be in a state of shock.''

''Let us go  girls, I have the remedy against this disease, and it is PARTY, so let the doctor pinki deal with this patient.''Pinkie approached the princess always so confused disguised as a doctor but twilight reappeared  irritated.

''For the love of Esquestria,it's just a stupid lightning who struck in the middle of a forest filled of nothing! So stop acting like it is the end of the world and act like normal person,even if you are a baby cry!!!'' She look at Fluttershy.'' Or a ''cool'' girl!'' She look at Rainbow Dash. ''Anyway, Celestia you are a ''strong'' Leader for your people,for the girls but today,i saw the truth and the truth is that you are nothing more than a bitch in white dress.I'm leaving.''  Everyone was shocked by her words, Célestia did not say anything but was not the case of Rarity who respect her leader.

''What the hell is wrong with you Twilight, why you react like that towards her, towards us,you're friend. Answer me because we don't have any ideas why you are so unpleasant.'' Twilight tightened her fist and tells all truth.

''Why?!WHY?!,Oh it's because i'm tired of the friendship,i'm tired of the princess,i'm tired of you.You don't understand me like he does.''The girls were confuses.'' He understood me and i understand him,He find me when i was alone and sad and he told me the truth about you and esquestria.He loved me and i...loved him.'' Tears ran on the cheek of twilight.

'' Wrong Twilight,for him,You are just his toy.He was a monster and...'' Twilight slapped rarity,Rarity was upright, in tear,her mascara dripped of her eyes, Twilight approached her and said in her ear.

''Shut up you slut because you don't know what is love because you fuck with everypony you meet,you don't deserve to be loved,you deserve nothing.'' Twilight left the room by throwing her crown on the ground. Rarity fell on the ground in tear and everypony was quiet then Applejack speak.

''Princess,what's now?'' Célestia look at her and smile.

''Now,let's go to the forest.''She raise and left towards the main door.

"Hell yeah!'' Said Dash.

Flash Sentry entered the room and ask a question.

''Hi,why Twilight is upset.''

''No time to explain,come with use if you to live.'' Said Pinkie with a black leather jacket and sunglasse.

''Okay.'' He follow them to the forest.

Later

The groups was walking in the forest then they hear a huge roar accompanied by shout of terror.

'' What was that?!" Asked Applejack.

''I don't know but let's find out.''

They were inserted deeply in the forest for finally finding the cutie marks crusaders hiding behind a tree for they proctetions against  a manticore who fought two unknown creature .

'' MOTHERFUCKERS I'M AWESOME!!!'' Howled the other creature before being send against the tree of the girls.

''SWEETIE BELLE!!!'' Shouted Rarity.

''APPLEBLOOM!!!'' Shouted Applejack

''SSCOOTALOO!!!'' Shouted Rainbow Dash

''MYSELF!!!' Shouted the creature.

''ONEESAN!!!'' They ran towards they sister but they went in the arms of the princess.''

''We are so sorry princess,we only wanted our cutie mark, we found the manticore and we wanna play with him but the flash scare him and he gone mad at us and his attack us,we are so sorry.'' the childs cried and the princess comforted them.

''It's ok,you are safe now,your sisters are here to proctect you.'' Flash approached the animal on the ground and said.

''He look like a potatoe with hair.'' The beast look at him and he saw his blade,he open his mouth and said.

''Shit!!'' He took the blade of flash.

''Hey,that my swords huhg!'' The beast punch him in the face and jump on the back of the manticore.

''Princess,do something!'' Said Applebloom.

''Alright,by the power of the sun!'' a ray left her horn and he touched the animal who caused an explosion then everything was dark.

All was dark and quiet then noises of wheels and short time after,some voices spoken but it was incomprehensible. In this darkness, a small light appeared, it grew and grew until it recovers all but was not reassuring because after the creature opened the eyes and look in every direction,panicked,a doctor prick him with a syringe then he fell asleep and all had become dark again.

All was calm in the street of esquestria, people went in all serenity with their child but we don't care about the child,we are interests by the sight of a hospital. Hospital Armore,in the honor of the fallen princess. The interior was normal for a hospital, with patient and doctors, but in this hospital is a room far away from the others supervised by two guards because inside it was two marvellous creature.

Close up on the face of the creature who awoke in start,she was lost, she turned the head of left to right then she lengthened on the bed by putting her hands on her face.

''Where the fuck am I? Why am i in a bed? And why me Godammit!?'' The creature sought in his memory and all that he found was images of a person like him but more explosive.He trembled of rage and pronounced those words.

''Jack Carver first of the name,i swear to god,i'm gonna kill you for that!''

''Cough,cough.'' He slowly raised his head and in front of him was 6 humanoid creature. the first was purple, she was wearing schoolgirl sho es with  large white sock with a blue strip,a purple skirt with a pink stars,a white shirt with a blue sweater without  handle and a crimson tie. her tail was violet with a pink wick and the purple one more clearly, just like her hair and her eyes was purple.She had a horn on her head and wing on her back.

The second one was yellow ,she was wearing a long white skirt with butterfly on it,a green sweater rolled on the level of the neck.She had a pink necklace butterfly at her neck just like the colors of her hair and tail and her eyes was blue.She had a pair of  wing in her back

The third one orange ,she was wearing a blue shorts with lasso attached to her belt,a red and green Scottish shirt which just protected her chest.Her hair and tail was blond,her eyes was green and she was wearing a cowboy hat.She was normal.

The fourth one was white,she was wearing black pantyhose,a blue skirt with black strip,a blue shirt with a dark blue corset over, a gray necklace with blue pearl at her neck.Her hair and tail was adigo and buckled and her eyes was azure.She also have a horn.

The fifth one was blue,she was wearing a black sport short,a white shirt without handle with a rainbow cloud lightning, an rainbow arm-band on the right-arm.Her hair and tail was colors rainbow and her eyes was cyans.She also had a pair of  wing.

The Last one was pink,she was wearing long blue and yellow sock which did not recover her hooves,a pink skirt with a belt with 4 pearl on it,yellow,pink,red and blue.A blue docker with a yellow sweater with pink point on it,a pink and blue forearm wrap.Her hair and tail was pink,her eyes was blue.She was also normal.

he looked at them then the creature spoke first.

''Hi.'' Said the beast.

''AAAHHHHHHH!!!'' The girls started to panicked and shouted, just like our hero, twilight pointed him with her horn which started to shine.She launched three spells on him and by chance, he dodged them.

''STOP!!!'' Shouted the beast,everybody stopped, He looked at them the he sighed.

''Great,first i help my brother to stole a car for his vengeance then we crashed against a wall and we are teleported in an another worlds,filled with mystical creature and humanoid pony who try to kill me.Yep,in this world or the other, I am not welcome.'' Tear ran on his cheek.Everybody looked at him with sad face, they felt guilty.

''Hey, we are sorry for that creature, it just that the first time we sees somepony like you and we saw you fighting the manticore with naked hand, then we thought you gonna attacked us.''  Explained twilight, the girls approached  his bed and they asked him questions.

''Where do ya came from creature?'' Asked the cowgirl.

''I'm Alexander Carver,not creature.'' answered Alex.

''Yeah, yeah, sorry for that,so where do you came from and...respect for what you did in the forest.That was awsome when tou attacked the beast with nothing but your hands but not as cool as me.'' Said the rainbow girl.Alex was confused then he answered her question.

''I came from a blue planet call earth, I lived city name camelot with my brother Jack and thank you...Rainbow girl?'' Pinkie laughed.

''You silly boy,her name is not rainbow girl,it's Rainbow Dash.'' Said Pink lady.

''Ok,nice to meet you Rainbow Dash.'' He tended his fist and rainbow struck him with a great smile.The girls presented herself one by one.

''Hello darling,I'm Rarity and thank  you to have saved my sister from the beast,that was very nice of you, my shining armor.'' Said Rarity with a smile on her face,Alex was afraid of the nickname.

''HII'MPINKIEPIEANDILOVEPARTY,SURPRISECAKEHEROFUNBALLONANDICECREAMANDWHENYOULEAVETHEHOSPITAL,WEGONNADOAGREATPARTYFORYOU!!!!!!'' Alexander take her hand and said.

''OKBUTIBRINGTHEDRINK!" Pinkie was quiet then she hug him with happy tear in her eyes.

''That the first time that somepony understand me.Thank youuuuuu.''That was weird.

''I....I'm Fluttershy and sorry if i speak to high in your room.'' She speak at low voice.Alexander approached her and tells her.

''It's Ok Fluttershy and that don't mind me so you can speak like you want here.'' Fluttershy smiled like a child.

''Howdy partner,I'm applejack and that was very brave of you.'' Alex was  embarrass because of all the positive comment towards him, that remind him the school.

''Nice to meet you partner, applejack? Nice name.'' She was red like an summer red apple.

''I'm Princess Twilght.'' She tightened his hand and said in his ear.'' Don't trust them,there are not your friend,they are your ennemie!'' Alex was confused but that was normal now.

''Well,nice to meet you and i hope we be friend or something like that.''Everypony smiled  except twilight then the door opened and two person are entered. The first one was a orange pegasus with blue hair,dressed up as a guards and the second one was...a beautiful lady.She was wearing golden hooves  protector with a long white dress with a sun on it, long white gloves, a gilded necklace around her neck with a purple crystal on it  and a diadem also gilded with the same crystal on her head.Her hair and tail was light cerulean,light turquoise,very light cobalt blue and pale heliotrope and her eyes are purple.She had a horn on her head and wing on her back.

''Hello Alexander,I'm princess Celestia,the coe-leader of Esquestria,me and my sister want to thank you for your heroic action in the forest,you saved three little filly very important for their family.That why,i invite you and your brother to my castle to be rewarded like a prince.'' Everypony was happy for alex.

''THAT DESERVED A PARTY!!!'' Shouted Pinkie.

''Whouah,that wonderful but how do you know my name?" Asked Alex.Celestia laughted.

''I read your identity card.'' Alex started to laught too.''

''Ahahaha,alright princess,i wake up my brother and we can go to your castle.'' She smiled.

''YO brother,wake up.'' that didn't work.'' Eh,wake up you piece of shit!'' I didn't move. ''Applejack,can you help me please.'' Asked Alexander.

''With pleasure sugercube,wake up sleeping beauty.'' She removed the feather bed but it was not his brother, it was an unconscious pegasus.Everypony was shocked especially Alex.

''What the hell Man! That not my brother ! So that mean...OH FUCK!!!!"Shouted Alexander.

''What wrong Alex!'' Asked Twilight.

''My psychopathic brother is out,is a danger for your kingdom,for your peoples,for EVERYBODY!!!''

''Everypony.'' Corrected twilight.

''Not now darling.'' Said Rarity.

''Eh,I know that pegasus,it's wildrider, his a guards just like me and his not my friend because he hate me and i'm flash sentry by the way.'' Said Flash.

''Impossible,when we arrived they was already there.'' reapplied Rainbow.

''Same for us.'' Said Celestia.Alexander ran towards the door, he opened it and on the ground was a guard.

''Oh god.'' Said alexander.Celestia asked answer to alexander.

''How he managed to escaped.''

''He woke up before me and he stole an armor from the guard who supervised the door.'' answered alex.

''Now you say that,it true that one of the guard was weird but why he waited at the door .'' Asked Fluttershy.

''His always dreamed to be a guards and his dream become true.'' Said Alex.

''Now what?'' Asked Rainbow.''

''Now...we go to the hunt of the most dangerous predator that ever,Jack Carver.''

Outside

A man was standing in street,dress up like a guard with a tattered jacket on him.This man was large, strong and determined with only one thing. This thing is … living an beautiful adventure  and full with happiness… I kidding, he want to do some shit.

''Ok, I'm stuck in a world filled with multicolored pony, I have no network and my brother is probably dead, this day is getting better.''Jack walked in the street calmly except that peoples turned to look at him, in the end, everyone looked at him.they looked at him strangely and began to speak to each other.

''What is this?''

''It's ugly!''

''It's not esquestrian?'' He started to laugh.

''Ahahahaha,Poor creature, no I am not an Esquestrian, I am something more powerful, I am the beginning and the end, i was  there when the world was created and I will be there when it will disappear   in the divine fires. I'm cursed for eternity to be the one who takes the life of others, I am thanathos ... Gods of death.....Bouh.'' Everybody shouted, it was panic in the streets, once finished there remained only Jack and a little boys  with a pirate hat.He was afraid, Jack looked at him with gentleness.

''Hello slave,tell me,do you have king or queen?''Asked Jack.

''Y yes,We have princess.''Jack smile.

''Then,Take me to their castles...What's your name?''

I'm Pipsqueack mister Thanathos.'' He's so cute.

''Well Pipsqueack,now you are my best friend in this world ok.'' Pipsqueack smiled under his hat.

''Great,let's go to the royal castle new best friend!'' Jack and Pip went to their destiny.

''Oh And Kiddo.''

''Yeah.''

''Do you know how to make baby?''

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2.First the bad things then the good things.2

Our two heroes were like brothers. Pipsqueak was on shoulders of a god of death and the god of death told him a Christmas story.

''Then I went down into a chimney and I gave the gift to a silly girl but she was nice with everybody in my world then her friends called the police...Yep, that was a fucking good Xmas and you, what happened to you?'' Jack asked. The boy thought about his life but he found nothing.

''Sorry mister Thanatos but I never get into trouble, I am a wise boy, well educated who opens the doors for the ladies and I respects every pony in this magnificent world. My parents love me and I love them.''Jack regretted his question because pipsqueak life was boring as hell.

''Kid '' Jack said.

''Yeah lord of the death.'' Pipsqueak replied.

''Call me jack and your life is boring .'' They continued to walk then pipsqueak saw the roof of the castle.

''We arrived.'' Said pipsqueak, Jack threw Pipsqueak to the ground and he ran to see the castles more closely, He arrived at the top of the world and his smile disappeared off his face. He wanted to see a castle and not a tower surrounded by walls.

''Pipsqueak, What the hell is that?'' Pipsqueak appeared with several cuts all over his body, he looked at Jack, he seemed upset

''What's wrong?'' Pipsqueak asked. Jack looked angry at him.

''What's wrong?WHAT'S WRONG...What the hell is this shit over there jack Sparrow?'' Pipsqueak looked at the castle who sparkled in his eternal glory. He shed a tear of happiness.

''It's the castle of my beloved Princess,  Luna.'' Jack was disappointed with this world. He wanted to die so hard right now.

''Pip...This castle ... suck, in my world, we have castles a thousand times better than THIS SH...Wait, a princess, a real princess with a crown and diamonds, a lot of diamonds.'' Pipsqueak Shook his head from top to bottom. We could see the sign of dollars in the eyes of jack.

''Oh fuck...OH FUCK, OH FUCK...I'M GONNA BE SO FUCKING RICH!!!!'' Jack put on his helmet and his spear on his back and he ran to the town while abandoning pipsqueak.

''Bye Jack.''He watched his friend leave then he heard the bell of the ice cream truck ring.''Yeah, ice cream.'' He jumped with the sun in front of him with a rainbow of happiness. gods bless this kid. Jack pass the bridge with determination and he entered the city, she was magnificent, lively and peaceful. He took a step and he sniffed the pure air of this sumptuous city.

''Oh! I'm touching myself tonight.''He saw a mother cover her child's ears. Jack looked in front of him and said.

''Groovy!'' He put on his headphones and he sank to the sound of music. he took his spear as a microphone and he sang with his heart.

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Jack felt his body go forward, every step he made was a step in the universe. He saw the stars above him dancing with the milky way, the sun and the moon were with him then he climbed on the back of a unicorn with wings and together, they surf on sunbeams with a towel that aspire a bottle of office cleaner. They were happy then a black hole appeared and Jack decided to go in with his friends, he took his spear and he headed toward the black hole with a smile on his face and tears of joy on his cheeks.

The music was over and Jack has his spear towards the sky. Jack was smiling then he heard laughs coming from the city dwellers, they laughed at him, the men laughed openly and the woman had a hand in front of their mouth. Jack looked at them without understanding why then a man stood before him. He was wearing a white suit with a blue bow tie,  a red rose on his jacket and he had long blond hair. He was accompanied by a group of noble seen their clothes. He laughed mockingly, he put his hand on the shoulder of jack. He was much taller than jack. Jack measured 1m80 and him, 2m10. He approached his face and said.

"For a guard, you're rather small and noisy, look at you, you cover yourself with shame with your stupid dance. Am I right or not

my friend.'' His friends laughed. ''He would make an excellent jester! You would be at my service clown.'' Jack was shocked, he stepped back and looked at the nobles in the eyes.

''You...You made me see the truth, I would be at your service master.''The asshole smiled.

''You understand quickly jester and call me MASTER Blueblood.'' Jack Smiled like a clown.

''Yes master But you got something on your face. '' Jack said.

''What?'' He took a punch.

''It's was pain !'' Blueblood was on his knees and he took another punch, he tried to stand up but jack gave him a kick in the face. He was down and Jack exploded his nose with his helmet. His nose was broken and there was blood on Jack's helmet. Nobody moved and then Jack removed his helmet and he shouted like a beast. After that, he looked at the others and they fled like rabbits. There was no one in the street except the guy on the ground, he looked at him and he had a diabolical idea, he undressed him and he took him with him.

''No one insult Mika BITCH!'' Jack finally arrived in front of the castle doors, there were two guards at the entrance. They hid behind a tree, he looked at him and he saw his blood.

''Call me a doctor Because it's a bloody good plan .''  He took his hostage and he walked to the castles. The guards remained motionless so Jack began to shout with all his might.

''HELP US PLEASE!!!'' The guards came to see the two men.

''What happens, the prince is hurt?'' Said the first guard, Jack looked him in the eye and he told him a lie.

''We were walking and suddenly an unknown wild creature attacked us, she was fast, powerful and extremely seductive, her body was like a hard and big mountain. Good god, I make wet dreams every night.'' The guards looked at him strangely then the second guard spoke to him.

''Well...Thanks for the ... details, you should go back to rest in the barracks, it would be better for everyone.'' The other guard also approved.

''Yes Sir!'' Jack was like a kid with a new toy because he loved when a plan works as expected, he crossed the door and he could already feel the diamonds around his neck. He walked as fast as possible but one of the guards spoke to him.

''Wait? You were attacked by a beast that's right?'' Jack looked at him with fear.

''Yes, she was quick and...strong.'' Jack was screwed.

''Then tell me why his nose is broken and why there is blood on your armor.'' The guards began to take out their sword, Jack looked at them with empty eyes then he tried to say something.

''Well...The beast caught him by the leg and...oh fuck it.'' The first guard took out his sword, but Jack threw his helmet at him and he hit him in the face, putting him down. The second guard stuck him against the wall and he hit him in the stomach, Jack tried to struggle but the guard was too strong He threw  him on the ground and he tried to hit the jack with his sword, but he dodged all his blows, Jack kicked him in the face And he rushed at him and he beat him on the ground, Then the other guard took his sword with both hands and he rushed to jack, he was going to kill him  but Jack used the guard as a human shield, he hit him in the back and blood spurted from his wound, blinding him, Jack took his sword and he tried to strike the guard with it. The fight was hard but Jack took the advantage. He disarmed the guard and he stabbed him on the legs and on the arms, he kicked him in the belly, he fell back. He wanted to stand up but Jack put his sword on his throat, he looked at him and he knocked him with the handle. He looked at the guards then he saw blueblood waked up, he approached him and said.

''Sorry not sorry.'' He hit him on the head then he left them unconscious on the ground. Jack explored the castle from top to bottom and he had a revelation ... Everything looks alike in this fucking castle. He opened a door and the room was empty, he opened another door and the room was empty. He started to go crazy, he opened all the doors continuously and They were all empty. He can not bear it anymore. He opened all the doors except one, she was at the bottom of the corridor, he was exhausted, he began to crawl but he no longer had the strength to continue, he raised his hand to her and he collapsed on the ground, dead.

''Alright, I stop my crap.'' He got up and he opened the door but there was no princess and no crown engraved with diamonds only a room with a table and chairs. Jack was calm, he took a deep breath and he cracked. ''YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!'' He took a chair and he began to destroy everythings. The bed, the table and even the others chairs. Everything was in pieces but he was still pissed. He looked at the wall in front of him and that pissed him off.

''STOP MOCKING ME!!!'' He hit the wall and he disappeared in sparkle and Jack fell on the ground. He sat up and he saw a secret door. Jack was tired of all this shit. He put his hand on the handle and he turned it.

''I swear to god if this room is empty, I'm gonna burn this castle with my d...'' Jack was silent because he was in the trophy room.He was surrounded by dozens of scepters, several swords, armors of all ages and  most importantly, crowns.

''good god!''

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Jack took everything he could. He removed his armor and he removed his shirt to make a bag, he filled his pockets with gold, He placed several swords at his belt, he put several necklaces around his neck and enormous rings adorned his fingers. He lay down on the floor and he laughed. He saw his life passed in front of his eyes, he saw all the humiliating moments of his life. His first classes with his brother when he had said mamma to the mistress, the time where he dating the girl he liked and she humiliated him by putting a pig in her place or even at the party of rainbow. He saw all this moment pass in front of him but he don't give a fuck because now everyone thinks he's dead. Jack was happy at last.

''Come.'' Said a sinister voice. Jack stood up quickly and he took the form of a coat hanger.

''I'm not an intruder, I'm just a simple coat hanger who loves life and flowers.'' Nothing happened then the voice spoke again.

''Come, come to me.'' Jack advanced deeply into the abyss to find himself in front of a cabinet filled with various objects.  A blue marine helmet with an opening on the forehead, another green helmet with yellow eyes, a piece of gray horn and a broken glasses. All these objects were war trophies that have been snatched from the hands of the worst foes that Equestria has never fought. All these objects were like invisible to Jack because his glance was posted on a relic much more important. This relic was dark, corrupted by the shadow of the past, this Relic belonged to a mad king who wore it as a crown. She was gray with spike on the sides, we could feel the hatred of her wearer towards the others. It was the crown of king Sombra.

''Holy moly! Unknown universe, prepare to die! '' Jack opened the window, he took the crown and he began to change. Horns began to grow on his forehead, his arms began to become black and pointed, his eyes became purple and the shadows formed a cape in his back. He was going to put her on his head but he heard gun shots. He stopped and he looked at the crown with sadness.

'' Sorry love, You will be on my head when everything will be calm and in ashes.'' He put the crown back in his place and he left.

''No! wait! Come back! Come back you little...Aww fuck!'' The crown said. Jack was in a corridor filled with pictures and vases. He had to be discreet, he did not want to meet other guards. He looked around every corner to see if there were any bad guys. He was a ninja, silent but deadly. The only problem was that I was not a ninja, so the discretion was non-existent. He walks while dropping as many objects as possible because they were ugly.The shots became louder and louder and the corridor became dark with very little light. Jack surely approach the source, he leaned against the wall and saw two guards guarding a staircase, they were different, their armor was dark blue and they had bat wings.

''OK handsome, there are two vampire guards, they are like the other guards but they are dark and terrifying. I have to find their weakness.'' Jack took his cellphone and he turned it on but it was in torch mode and that blinded him'' Shit my eyes, that burn!'' He put his hand on his eyes and he had a bright idea. The guards were always in front of the stairs so Jack took his courage in both hands and he went in front of the guards and they threatened him without asking any questions.

''Fear the bite of the sun bitches!!!'' He blinded them with the flashlight and he strikes them at their weak spot, their testicles. They were on the ground and Jack took the stairs that will take him to the pantheon of the gods.Jack was standing in front of a door with a crescent moon on her. The noise came from that same door, he opened it to find himself in a room. It was dark and cold, the bed was a king size bed and in front of it, there was a mirror with several makeup boxes. Jack was once again disappointed as there was no princess.

''DIE YOU NOOB!!!'' Jack was surprised by the cry, he came from the door at the bottom, he opened it and he saw the back of a woman. He approached her and saw that she played video game who just look like halo. She kills everyone and she humiliates them by making the tea bag but she does it at the feet of the players and not the head. She was in pantie with a blue shirt that said blame my sister. Her hair was blue and shiny

''Nice.''  Jack Said.

''Thank.'' Answered blue, she continued to play then she paused her game and she turned her head to see her guest.They looked at each other and she began to scream.

''AHHHHHHHH'' Jack also yelled.

''AHHHHHHHH'' She threw her joystick on the intruder but he dodged it.

''EH! What wrong's with you?"  Jack asked.

''Who are you?''

''Ok First off hello and you who are you?'' She presented herself.

''I'm luna, ruler of Equestria and you are in my room so GO AWAY or I call the guards.'' She started to get excited.

''I am Jack carver and I am a fucking king so according to social order, I am superior to you. Boom take that in your pretty little face.'' Luna began to blush.

''You think I'm pretty?'' Jack Responded spontaneously.

''Yeah you pretty and you like video game just like me but damn, you don't know how to make the tea bag, every player can do it but no you.'' Luna began to cry.

''why do you cry?'' Jack asked.

''Sniff, You said I could not do anything and you think I'm a stupid girl with a stupid name!'' Jack was In deep shit.

''No please don't cry, i hate when cute girl cry.'' Luna looked at him.

''You think I'm cute too.''

''No I mean yes!'' She began to cry again.

''Alright Jack you lose as always. '' Luna spoke to him.

''Sniff, you know, I also lose and it's often.''

''Really, like what?'' Luna told him her story, Jack was flattered by her action.

''Wow, I realize we're not that different, I have a brother and I do my best to be the perfect brother but I'm not good enough.'' Luna approved. Jack took his necklace and he looked at it.

''You see, I won this necklace at a video game contest, It's one of the few things I've won. Take it.'' Luna took the collar in his hands.

''Thank but why?'' Luna asked.

''Because you won my heart.'' Luna put it around her neck and she thanked Jack.

''Thank. '' Luna said.

''You're welcome m'lady. ''  Jack replied by greeted her with his imaginary hat.

They looked at each other and then they stopped smiling and they kissed.

Meanwhile, at the hospital.

Everyone was shocked by the way he detailed his brother. He describes him as a sick man who wants to see the world burn.

''He's not an angel but he is not as crazy as discord right?'' Twilight asked.

''Once, he wanted to kill the parents of a girl like Fluttershy and make her eat them in front of everyone. I reassure you, he failed.'' Everypony sighed. '' He killed her rabbit and he prepared it in chilis and she ate it in front of everyone.'' Fluttershy throws up.

''Yeah, it's romantic.'' Celestia looked out the window and she asked Alexander a question.

''Alexander, do you have any idea where you're brother could be.''

''I have no idea,  usually when he gets lost, he tries to find the tallest building to find out where he is....Wait you are princes's right?'' Celestia shook her head.

''Who says princess, says castle and who says castle...says king.'' He got out of his bed and he dressed up. The girls observed the show while whistling

''Princess, my brother will certainly enter your castle, we must stop him!'' Celestia smile.

''Girls, are your ready!''  Applejack sighed.

''Not again sugar cube.''

''Ready?  Ready for what princess?'' Alexander asked. Celestia smiled.

''For this.'' Her horn began to shine and a second later, they all disappeared. It was like traveling in light speed for Alexander, they were in a blue ray with several stars. they found themselves In front of the bridge, Applejack ran to the river to vomit.

''That's why I do not like teleportation!'' Alex approached Applejack to comfort her.

''Better outside than inside sugar.'' She smiled but twilight was still complaining about her master.

''Sweet, first we find ourselves in front of a bridge and not in the castles and now the cowgirl is sick, wow thank Celestia.'' Rainbow has had enough, she advanced towards her but Fluttershy restraint her. She looked at her with a nasty look but it was Fluttershy the nastiest so she stopped.

''Come twilight, smile at life and at the end, we will party with our new guests.''  Pinkie said with a pink balloon in her hand. Twilight looked at her and she exploded her balloon with her horn. After that, her hair was stiff and sad.

''What's wrong Pinkie? You're gonna cry hahaha hahaha !!! '' Celestia slapped her student. Everyone was shocked by this act, Twilight had tears in her eyes.

''Now you're gonna listen to me Twilight Sparkle. You will be kind to others because they are friends and friendship is magic, so stop complaining otherwise I would give you a good reason to complain. Do you understand.'' She shook her head.

''Good Now we must find your brother Alex...Alex, are you listening to me?'' Alexander ignored her because he was focused on a foal that spoke with several other women. He was confident and they seemed to enjoy it.

''I know that boy, that's Pipsqueak.'' Alex looked at rarity because he knew nothing.

''It's an adorable little foal who often comes to my shop for his pirate costume, I often dream of him because he is too cute.'' All the girls agreed on this.

'' Why my sister and not me?'' Celestia said. They all made a huge hug to Celestia except twilight.

''Wait...Where Alex?'' he went to see the most interesting foal in the world.

''I don't always talk with women but I do, It is with my heart.'' All the women around him had hearts in their eyes.

''Excuse me for the inconvenience but do know you my brother by the biggest chance.'' Pipsqueak looked at him and he jumped into his arms.

''Jack! You're back so that mean that you have found the princess.'' Alexander was petrified by this revelation, just like Celestia.'' I said something wrong?'' Alex turned to Celestia, she was silent. He touched the tip of her nose and she shouted with eyes of fire.

''well he's doom.'' She advanced towards the castle and she left behind her traces of hoofs on fire. The others and Pipsqueak followed her. Alexander was right, jack is dangerous, the more they advanced, the more they saw the madness of jack and the more important, Celestia started to transform into something else, something powerful and terrifying. First, Her guards were unconscious on the ground with her filthy nephew, His hands were on fire. Then the discovery of the trophy room, her cutie mark turned red. The devastation of paintings and other vases offered by the other kingdoms,  two satyr horns appeared on her forehead but the worst was to come, they were all in front of Luna's room, she turned the handle and she saw the impossible, her naked sister with a stranger  from another world who is also naked.

''Eh closed the door, we went started...Oh hi Alexander,you're alive and you came with others peoples but I'm not very hot for a plan with several peoples and there's a kid here so no...Ok, maybe he can watch and learned something.'' Alexander made his prayer and the hair of Celestia was on fire. ''Nice hair.'' Said Jack smiling, her eyes were red like a demon.

Jack stopped smiling, he barely raised his finger and Celestia threw a magic flash that sent him into the other room, bursting the wall as he passed.

''SISTER NOOOO!!!!'' Luna tried to stop her but it was useless, she was unstoppable. Jack was in the rubble, he was half dead. Celestia took him by the neck and she pressed him.

''Any last words human!''  blood flowed from his forehead, he looked into her eyes and he spat blood on her face. She took a drop of blood and she tasted it.'' hmph salty.'' She strangled him harder. '' Goodbye.'' She unfurled her claws, Alexander did not know what to do, he was afraid. For him, his brother is a selfish asshole who thinks he's great and that everyone is nothing but a piece of crap but ... He loves his brother. He looked around and he took a chair.

'' I live for this shit Aaah hh hh!!!'' He burst the chair on Celestia's skull, he had the broken pieces of the chair in his hands. Celestia looked away from Jack and she looked at Alexander. He was in front of her and he raised his arms in the air to fight. '' Bring it, princess.'' She threw jack on him with all her strength, They were dead, Jack was on the legs of his brother, unconscious. Alexander raised his head but he was stunned by Celestia.

The dungeon of the castle

Alexander was lying on the floor, he was still asleep but his brother woke him up. He hit the bars with a spoon.

''I want my phone call and my hat...Oh hi Alex, slept well?'' Alexander put his brother on the ground and he began to beat him violently.

''I FUCKING HATE YOU RIGHT NOW ASSHOLE!!! '' Alexander yelled.

''WHAT DID I DO WRONG!!!'' Jack replied.

''YOU STOLE A CAR WHO SENT US INTO ANOTHER WORLD, WE FOUGHT AGAINST A CHIMERA, WE WON BUT WE ENDED UP IN THE HOSPITAL.YOU ESCAPED AND YOU BEAT UP A GUARD AND YOU STOLE HIS ARMOR, YOU FRIGHTENED EVERYONE AND YOU KIDNAPPED A CHILD!!!''

''Pipsqueak.''

''SHUP UP LET ME FINISH! YOU BROKE THE NOSE OF THE NEPHEW OF THE PRINCESS, YOU DISCOVERED THE TREASURY ROOM OF THE CASTLE AND YOU STOLE EVERYTHING, YOU DESTROYED RARE AND UNIQUE PAINTS AND OTHERS GREAT OBJECTS AND YOU BLINDED THE PERSONAL GUARDS OF LUNA, THE LITTLE SISTER OF THE PRINCESS AND YOU ALMOST MAKE LOVE WITH HER IN FRONT OF HER FUCKING SISTER, THE RULER OF THIS FUCKING NATION AND NOW...WE ARE IN JAIL BECAUSE OF YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!'' Alexander began to cry.

''I wanted a dog god and you gave me a brother like this, why god why?!'' Jack was sad for his brother.

''You're jealous because I kissed a princess.'' Alexander looked at his brother with hate.

''I'm gonna kill you.''

''No you're not Alexander carver.'' They turned their heads and they saw Celestia and Luna accompanied by two guards.

''Luna my love.'' Jack approached her but she pushed him away.''What's wrong my love, you don't love me anymore.'' Luna answered his question.

'' No, I don't love you! You abused me while I was weak and defenseless and for that, you deserved your fate.'' Jack was Death inside.

''Fate? what do you mean by fate?''  Alexander asked.

''Tomorrow at the first hour, You will be publicly executed for your crimes against the kingdom, may the gods forgive you.'' They left except one guard who looked at Alexander, she was cute. Alexander looked at her And he smiles at her. She smiled back and her eyes turned blue. Alexander was so surprised, that he fell on the ground, She joined the others while laughing with a laugh of a girl in love.

''Well, at least we're going to die together as a family.'' Jack was sad but he kept smiling.

''It was an honor to live with you.'' They began to cry and they made a last fraternal hug then Luna came back.

''Sorry to interrupt you but I have to talk to jack.'' Alexander approached her even if he didn't want to.

"What do you want?! You want his heart with the rest of his feeling to destroy them!'' Alexander was rude but he was in his right.

''No...I...Celestia forced me to say these words to your brother. I love him.'' Jack pushed his brother and he spoke to his beloved Luna.

''So everything you told me was wrong.''

''Yes my love, It's the fault of my sister!''

''What a bitch!'' Jack said.

''Yeah, she's a bitch. '' Alexander said.

''Eh, You're talking about my sister human freak!'' She said to Alexander.

''But I admit, she's a bitch!'' Luna said.

''Oh kiss me, baby.'' They kissed each other like the first day...Violently and without shame.

''You can get us out of here?" Alexander said, Luna stopped, she removed her lips from jack and She remained silent.

''...So?'' Alexander said.

''No.'' Alexander was tired of this shit.

''WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY NO!!!'' Luna cried.

''IT'S MEANS THAT YOU CAN NOY BE SAVED...I'm sorry.'' She collapsed on the floor, just like Alexander. Jack took her hand and he kissed her.

''Don't cry, I hate to see pretty girls cried. I want you to know that the moments I have lived with you are the most beautiful moments in my life Luna. You looked at me as the person I was and not a monster'' He looked at his brother.'' I'll see you again, in this life or the next. My heart's a stereo, it beats for you, so listen close, hear my thoughts in every no-o-o-te, make me your radio and turn me up when you feel low, this melody was meant for you, just sing along to my stereo.'' He kissed her one last time.

'' now go, live your life Luna and do not look back.'' She smiled at him in tears and then she went off to her future.

''Ahhh...I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick.'' Alexander began to cry.

Badlands, in an underground cave

Everything was dark and damp. A royal guard was escorted by two black creature with blue eyes. She advanced on a bridge, then she knelt before a throne and she disappeared in a whirlwind of green flames to show her true face. She was black with blue eyes, just like her wings. Her armor was dark blue with cracks everywhere.

''My queen, forgive my failure. I did not manage to kill Celestia but I found two unexpected allies. They are creatures from another world, they are violent, fast and intelligent. I saw the damage that only one of these creatures could do and it was terrifying. They are powerful like Celestia and surely more powerful than starswirl the bearded himself, with them at our side, Equestria will be yours. You have their fate in your hands, my queen.''

The queen was silent, her body was hidden in the shade. She rose and she approached her guard. She was dark and her legs and arms were covered with holes. She wore a black and blue Japanese dress. She was in front of her guard, she looked at her with her green eyes and she began to smile.

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