It was a warm and sunny morning. Celestia was up quite early, as usual, to raise the sun. As she finished, she turned around to see a large, black pony stagger towards her. He was covered in cuts and bruises, but had a confidence in his eyes that instantly earned Celestia’s respect. How a pony could take so much damage and still keep his head held high was impressive to say the least. She walked over to him, and asked “Are you alright? What happened to you?”
He looked at her and, ignoring the question, asked Celestia a different question. “Where am I? I was forced out of my land by a powerful spell. I need to get back to my subjects.”
It was then that Celestia noticed that he was an alicorn, much like herself. His mane seemed to move like fire, and he looked much more intimidating up close. She slowly responded. “You’re... You’re in Equestria. Where are you from?” Surely he couldn’t be from another land. There was nothing besides Equestria. He was obviously just insane. He didn’t even have a crown!
“I come from Acturathen. And I could hear that, by the way. I’m not crazy, my dear. Now tell me, how can I get back?” He kept a straight face and stared into her eyes.
Celestia was undeterred. “Surely you can just teleport yourself back! Otherwise, I have no knowledge of this land you come from, so I can’t help you get back. Why don’t you tell me about yourself?”
He sighed and sat on his haunches. “Well, dear Celestia, it’s a long story.”
Her eyes opened wide in surprise. How did he know her name? Celestia pushed the thought out of her mind and smiled warmly. “Do tell. I love a good story.”
“Well, as you already know, I’m the king of my land. And I can pretty much do anything I please. I don’t know how much magic you know, but I can pretty much do anything I want with magic.” He smirked. “Anything at all.” His horn glowed and tendrils of magic went over to Celestia and caressed her cheek. Celestia brushed them away, slightly irritated.
“Please just continue. I’m intrigued.”
He sighed and continued. After hours upon hours it seemed, he was still going on about ‘How sexy he was, and how he was invincible, blah blah blah.‘ Celestia had had enough. She shoved him to the ground, placing her hooves beneath his jaw and on the back of his head. “Hey! What are you-” She twisted, creating a satisfying crack as his neck broke, and yanked hard, tearing his head off. Her left eye twitched and her breathing got heavier. “HAVE FUN IN YOUR FUCKING WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU CAME FROM, BITCH.”
[And this is why Celestia is greater than all OC Alicorns.]
