Anon has been in Equestria for several months, and he can't help but feel lonely. The Ponies of Ponyville are nice enough to him, but he just can't connect with them the same way as he could with other humans. Truly, it is difficult to be the only one of your kind.

Today, however, goes a bit differently from usual as Anon walks through the Apple's apple orchard. On his way, he just might find the company that he has been so longing to keep.

This is a fic about Anon having sex with Bloomberg. The tree, remember? Yeah, just move along now.