Derpy wants a golden muffin. She will stop at nothing to get this golden muffin. Celestia help us all.

Edit: Added comedy tag because apparently this is funny, and people keep putting it on comedy bookshelves. This story is just some nonsensical trash I made in the wee hours of the morning and evening while writing my other story. It is weird, stupid, and completely unedited. Just thought it might be funny. Inspired by a conversation with the phenomenal Arctic Soul .

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Buckle up, it's gonna be a Derpy ride.