A second chane in a new world

I had hit a button before  I left and did not know which one before entering the door but we would find out.  I woke up and noticed all I had on was a pair of steel-toe boots and a pair of jeans. I looked around and seen I was in a castle and that there was two thrones and upon them was two ponies who I knew from the show and I noticed that there was a noise from behind me and looked to see seven more I recognized and well I did something quite funny I had fainted.

I felt a hoof underneath my head and was looking at Twilight Sparkle the Twilight Sparkle. I was shocked She was looking at me then I noticed they all were I tried to get up and noticed I was still human which was good.  I got up and walked to the Princess to introduce myself.

"My name Is Christopher William Abbey, I am a human and it  pleases me  to meet you I assume you are a princess?" I said they both nodded there head. Then the one to get up was Princess Celestia she was trying to remain calm in front of the main 6 and Starlight Shimmer.

I was scared until she used her magic to set me next to her and then looked at me with a smile and said"Welcome to Equestira and have a good time" which then she threw me out the window after saying that.

My first reaction was to fly but then I realized that I could use magic as for the reason I had no wings. I ended up  teleporting right on top of Luna who then threw me to the ground and then I realized I should run next thing I know I am trapped in a magic bubble   and could not get out and was staring in the face of an Angry Princess Luna and a smiling Princess Celestia who I was mad. They let me out as I told them some of my story leaving out who and how i got there and about them being a show.

"What the hell you doing throwing me out a window you damn fucking crazy bitch" I said with such rage it made Princess Celestia back up.

I stood there while they told me about themselves and noticed that they kept pointing with their hooves at me ans whispering when needed too then I was pissed but I calmed down then looked at the Princess and she looked at me with that same damn smile. I wanted to punch her but could not.

I was told to go to Ponville and that was the end of it I was walking until I heard AppleJack say something about my tattoo on my back it was not there when I left earth but why did it show up now?  I noticed it was a Sagittarius with a bow and Arrow. They would walk behind or in front of me and then as soon as we got on the train I told them just call me Chris.

"Ok what in hay I reckon is that on your back Chris?" said AppleJack

It is a tattoo I think not sure but at least I can do magic and stuff but I will need a teacher" I said

Twilight looked at me with a smile and I could have sworn she was happy of the thought of another student.

Chris can stay at the castle and learn friendship lessons with me and be friends with everpony in town but first we need to get him cleaned up first" she said. I looked at my stuff I was dirty and did need a bath from being thrown out a window and the train did have a private cart for that.   As I got a towel around me I noticed my clothes had been washed and folded and was happy until I walked out and seen that they where all staring at me with a weird look. I did have long hair and it would need some work.

"Hey Rarity could you help make me a shirt and help me with my hair?" I said.  She looked at me with the biggest smile as she was the first pony to ever help a human and I was glad to have a place to live but I would need to work sometime.  And I did need to go to school still for I forgot what I learned what I learned on earth.

As Rarity got done with my hair she told me she would have to take me to her shop and make the shirt there. I was happy when we finally got off the train. It was empty but it scared me because I would have to be careful or else I might fall out a window. I told Twilight I would meet her later and then followed Rarity too the Carousel Boutique and when we entered I smelled something burning and then seen a small filly who I believe was Sweetie Bell come out with cookies they looked fine but she took one look at me and well screamed.

I told her I was Chris and then she offered me a cookie and they tried giving one to Rarity but she did not take it I wonder why until I took a bite of it. It was too sweet but I ate it all to make her feel better. She smiled and gave me some more to eat and then left. I was alone with Rarity who looked at me and tried to fix my hair again and then did some measurements and then left. I did not know how tired I was until I got thrown off the couch by Rarity. She held up a light Blue Shirt and said she would make more later for me and some more pants and undies which made me want to faint or die of shame.

As I walked out side I took three steps and next thing I know all I see is something flying straight for my groin. Too late it hit and I was down on the ground yelling fuck Bitch Asshole and so one and so forth. Then I seen who did it and then got up and ran away before ponies could see what happened to me. An apple to the nuts just a great way to end the day I thought as I entered Twilight's Castle and fell asleep at the door.