We Are Family

by Imperfect Perfectionist

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life
Length: 1026

Karoke night for the mane six . . ..

Twilight decided that a great friendship for Starlight is doing something that is completely outside your comfort zone- together.

After a casual comment from Rainbow Dash, Starlight wonders what they mean.

And so, they tell her- through the power of song!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-10-02 22:01:30 UTC

We Are Family

"Starlight! Starlight!" Twilight burst into the library where her student was studying. "Uh, yes Twilight?" Starlight looked up, startled. "I have a friendship assignment for you!" The alicorn started to drag the unicorn out of the room.

"Oh, wow, really,what is it?" Starlight started to walk beside her mentor. "Well I read that sometimes doing embarrasing things together make everything better, so me,you and the girls are going to karaoke!"

"WHAT?!" Starlight shrieked, stopping dead in her tracks. "No! Not going!" Twilight sighed and rubbed her forehead anxiously. "I was afraid this would happen, look if you don't want to, you don't have to-NOW!" The next thing Starlight knew she was being hoisted up by Rarity, Fluttershy,Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash, with Twilight helping by using her magic.

They all ended up outside a Karaoke bar named 'The Pony Polka.' Diamond Tiara's mother was there with her sister, but other than that it was empty. Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash instantly made a break for the bar, the other following behind. "I'll take a scotch,and some for my friends" Rainbow palmed a bag of bits into the bartender's awaiting hooves.

In seconds, even Starlight was feeling a bit tipsy after two jugs of liquor. "Here's to family" Applejack slurred, and the five other mares raised their mugs up high and toasted. "Family? Applejack, you know, besides possibly Pinkie Pie and yourself, none of you are related right?" Starlight laughed.

The other six mares turned to stare at her. "Why,whatever are you talking about Darling?" Rarity asked. "Of course we're family!" Starlight looked into her six friends eyes, and saw, despite all of them being hazy and unfocused, they still managed to seem sharp and bright, and Starlight saw the deep sincerity within them.

"What . . what do you mean?" Starlight asked, confused. "I think what they mean dearie, is that friends are the family you choose"  the bartender, a well known D.J called Vinyl Scratch said.

"Pretty dysfunctional family"  Spoiled Rich muttered snidely and her sister nodded smirking. Damn, and just when ah thought she was improving after Diamond Tiara stood up to her, Applejack thought,dismayed.

"Dysfunctional? I prefer . .  unique" Rainbow said, and Pinkie leaped up onto the stage, pulling the blue pegasus up with her. The pink earth pony threw back her head and started singing

We are, we are

Not your ordinary fami-mily

But we can all agree that

We are, we are

Close as close can be

Giggling, Rainbow Dash joined in. They stood on their hind legs, back to back, with Pinkie swinging her tail in a circle

So it don't matter what it looks like

We look perfect to me

We got every kind of love

I feel so lucky indeed

They can keep on talking

It don't matter to me cause

We are, we are family

Applejack shrugged and hopped up on the stage as well, singing in her country accent, with Rainbow and Pinkie doing the background song.

We are are are are (We are)

We are are are are (We are)

We are are are are (We are)

We are, we are family, family, family

We are, we are family

Twilight smiled and teleported on stage, taking the lead this time. Starlight looked mortified.

So what?

We don't look, we don't act

We don't walk, we don't talk

Like you do

So what?

If we hang just to hang

Ain't no shame

We gon' do what we want to

Rarity sighed slightly and wobbled her way up the stage, using her powerful voice to draw attention to herself

Cause we come from everywhere

Searching for ones to care

Somehow we found it here

We found us a home

Timidly Fluttershy joined them on stage, and it wasn't long before her amazingly sweet voice for backup support. "Oh Celestia" Starlight facehoofed.

We are, we are

Not your ordinary fami-mily

But we can all agree that

We are, we are

Close as close can be

Starlight, who for the entire song, had been sitting there,staring in shock and horror, suddenley shrugged and leaped up onto the stage to join her friends.

So it don't matter what it looks like

We look perfect to me

We got every kind of love

I feel so lucky indeed

They can keep on talking

It don't matter to me cause

We are, we are family

The seven of them danced out of the bar in a conga line. Starlight caught a glimpse of Filthy Rich. She and her sister both had to pick their jaws up off the ground.

OK, so the links in our chain makes us strange

But really they make us stronger

And I wouldn't replace not a thing

Mother or father

Cause we,

The townsponie's nearby stopped and watched in shock as the 'heroes of Equestria' paraded past them.

Cause we come from everywhere

Searching for ones to care

Somehow we found it here

We found us a home

Scootaloo and Applebloom  burst out of the crowd, and even though Scootaloo's singing was awful, Rainbow Dash gave her an appreciative hoot.

We are, we are

Not your ordinary fami-mily

But we can all agree that

We are, we are

Close as close can be

Sweetie Belle leaped up and landed on her sister's back joining in.

So it don't matter what it looks like

We look perfect to me

We got every kind of love

I feel so lucky indeed

They can keep on talking

It don't matter to me cause

We are, we are family

The nine friends crowded together, singing, as one;

Family

We are

We are, we are family

Dear Diary.

Yesterday my mentor, friends and family took me out to a bar for karoke.

And I learned two things;

One friends are the family you chose, and no matter how odd or embarrassing they may be, they will always be there for you.

The other thing I learned is that when your friends go out drinking, it's best to have some advil and a puke bucket on hoof at all times.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OH SWEET CELESTIA MAKE IT STOP

Especially for Alicorns.